I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens
Chapter 591: Sun Wukong's Failure on the Journey to the West
"No, you'd better eat us."
Sun Wukong spread his hands and said, "Let me introduce to you the specific method of making one pig and fifteen dishes."
Zhu Bajie:? ? ?
Why do I have anything to do with it?
I'm just a novice little golden fairy!
"That's fine, but what's so delicious about pork? I've eaten everything over the years. I heard that eating a piece of Tang Monk's meat can make you immortal, so I have to try it." Kong Xuan nodded and reached out to grab Tang Monk.
"Hey wait a minute!"
Sun Wukong saw that this old flat-haired beast was full of cunning, and it was useless to play dirty with him. Zhu Bajie could eat whatever he wanted, because at most he would go to the underworld after death. He would reincarnate people with great merits in the reincarnation world, and Zhu Bajie would definitely be reborn into a good family.
At least in his next life he would be born without a pig. Maybe with the aura of virtue in his body, he would be able to practice faster. It wouldn't be long before he could return to the strength of Marshal Tianpeng or even reach a higher level.
Letting Kong Xuan eat Zhu Bajie may seem cruel and ruthless, but it is actually the best choice.
But Tang Seng can't do that.
Jin Chanzi has been reincarnated ten times. This should be the life in which he has accomplished the most merits and virtues. Although it is not impossible for him to be reincarnated an eleventh time, who knows what other things will happen if he misses the best opportunity to accomplish the most merits and virtues?
This is a matter of destiny, so we must be on guard. If we don't handle it well, a catastrophe may come, and then we will all be doomed.
"Okay then, I'll take care of this matter when I get back..."
"We will report this matter to the Heavenly Palace and make a petition to the Jade Emperor to see how we can help you." Before Sun Wukong could finish his words, Tang Seng took over the conversation.
This guy has been an official before, and he knows the importance of correct procedures. You can't report it to a higher level. Although strictly speaking, reporting directly to Yang Gui is the real report to the direct leader, reporting to the Jade Emperor and Tathagata is considered reporting to a higher level.
But even a fool knows that it is not that simple. If Yang Gui, the ultimate mastermind, is dragged out for a walk whenever something happens, people from other departments will definitely be unhappy - they will not be able to get any credit.
Yang Gui was also unhappy. He was most afraid of trouble, and even Tang Seng, his disciple, had heard of this.
But the matter of becoming a saint still had to fall on Yang Gui. The Jade Emperor and Tathagata themselves had not yet become saints, so what ability did they have to help Kong Xuan become a saint? Moreover, Tathagata did not want Kong Xuan to become a saint at all.
Not to mention the three realms, even if all the old saints in the chaos were counted one by one, no one could guide others to become saints. Currently, there are only two people who have done this.
Hongjun, Yang Gui.
"It's impossible to achieve enlightenment with the Five-Colored Divine Light. The Five Elements are too basic. It's also fine if Kong Xuan can transform all the Five Elements of the world into himself, but then the world will be over. I'm still here. Can I let him do such a thing?"
In fact, if you want the Five Elements to become the Tao, you can let Kong Xuan be the Tao of Heaven. But although Yang Gui wants to get rid of the trouble of the Tao of Heaven, he will not let Kong Xuan, a flat-haired beast, be the Tao of Heaven. Who knows what kind of virtue this guy will become when the time comes?
Yang Gui looked at Tathagata who came over and waved: "Go back and tell him that if he wants to become a saint, when the journey to obtain scriptures is over, there will be a primordial purple aura that will allow him to become a saint of the Heavenly Dao. If he wants to break through to the Hunyuan Daluo, he has to figure it out on his own. The only advice I can give you is that the Five Elements cannot become a Dao."
"Hey, okay!"
Tathagata left happily.
He had been unhappy with Kong Xuan for a long time.
You say you have resentment towards Western religion, then you can go and ask Zhunti to lead you there. If that doesn't work, you can go to the original disciples of the Western religion. The Buddha came from the Eastern religion, and the entire Mahayana Buddhism is equivalent to indirectly destroying the Western religion.
Not only are you ungrateful to the Buddha, you flat-haired beast even dared to eat him up in one gulp, causing him to become a generation shorter in vain.
On weekdays, relying on the status of the Buddha Mother Peacock King, he never showed any respect to the leader. Tathagata wanted to teach him a lesson, but this old guy did not hold a specific position in Buddhism, nor did he preach to gain faith, which meant that the traditional officialdom methods were useless.
Let’s fight. It’s not that Tathagata cannot beat the peacock, but this thing flies fast and has five-colored divine light.
As the old saying goes, big men must be respectable. If you are the dignified leader of the Western Paradise, the Tathagata Buddha, and you step down from the lotus platform with your bare chest to fight a beast, even if you win, you will be covered in dirt and scratches, which is not good, right? If it gets out, people will laugh at you.
Now that's good, Tathagata has obtained Yang Gui's approval, and he will go back and kill that flat-haired beast.
"Hey, you bold flat-haired beast, how dare you hinder the great cause of obtaining the scriptures!" The Buddha's light shone, and he appeared in the air, questioning Kong Xuan condescendingly.
"Tathagata, my son, you don't recognize your elders, right?" Kong Xuan squinted his eyes and looked up at the sky.
Tathagata almost lost his balance and fell down.
"Hey, you..."
"I am a flat-haired beast." Kong Xuan did not give Tathagata any chance to make amends.
"I...I will not argue with you. I have brought the decree of Heaven. Please listen carefully. Heaven has spoken the truth. Without the primordial purple energy, it is pure daydreaming for you, Kong Xuan, to become a Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian!"
Tathagata was furious.
"What?" Kong Xuan was stunned at first, and then felt endless disappointment in his heart.
Does becoming a saint really depend on chance? Is it true that without those seven cushions, it would be impossible to become a saint?
No, this is not right. Let's not talk about Hou Tu, who married the Heavenly Dao, but the old ancestor Minghe. My age is not much different from his, and my cultivation is not weak either. How can Minghe become a saint?
"Tathagata, you are not telling the truth. There must be something else going on here!" Kong Xuan glared at Tathagata: "Tell me the truth about what the Heavenly Dao said. Otherwise, I will risk my life and fly out of the Primal Chaos to report you for deceiving Heaven!"
"Hey, hey, Lao Kong." Sun Wukong poked him with his golden cudgel, which had grown longer, on the ground. "Why bother with that? Just tell me. Tiandao is my master. I will definitely bring the letter to you."
"Oh, yes! Please ask Sun Wukong to report you for deceiving God!" Kong Xuan took a look at Sun Wukong who was lying and eating fruit, and became more confident.
"Look, you're anxious again." Seeing Kong Xuan so anxious, Tathagata let out a sigh of relief and said with a smile, "The Heavenly Dao said that it's impossible for your Five Elements of Five-Colored Divine Light to achieve enlightenment, but considering that you have practiced for many years and have a high level of cultivation, after you complete the journey to obtain the scriptures, the six Heavenly Dao saints will ascend to the Dao and then give you a primordial purple qi, which you can use to become a saint."
"Are you serious?" Kong Xuan's eyes instantly lit up.
"Of course I take it seriously. Tian Dao said it himself."
"Okay, okay, thank you very much, Heaven." Kong Xuan was overjoyed. He waved his hand to remove the five-colored restrictions on the pilgrims, bowed down, and said, "I have the opportunity to become a saint this time, all thanks to your help. Thank you very much!"
"What do you mean it's all their fault? Isn't it all my fault?" Tathagata really wanted to ask this question, but he was the Buddha, he couldn't be so careless and could only be resentful in secret.
"Well, without further ado, Sun Dasheng, I will become your brother. I will give you this peacock feather. When you are on your journey to obtain the scriptures, no flying beast or monster will dare to approach you. When you give orders to all the birds in the universe, no one will dare to disobey you!"
"Okay, okay, in that case, thank you very much!"
The two of them took some dirt as incense, knelt on the ground, and worshipped Yang Gui and Hou Tu, and they became brothers.
“Brother Sun!”
The two men held hands tightly and called each other brothers.
The Tathagata next to him looked like an insignificant passerby.
"Hey, I'm still here!" Tathagata couldn't help but speak.
"Oh, Brother Tathagata, you have worked hard. Go and get busy. You don't have to wait for us." Sun Wukong said casually as if a leader was giving orders to his subordinates.
"Hey, I..." Tathagata swore that he really wanted to beat up Sun Wukong.
But unfortunately, he was born into a good family and was destined to a Buddha position of the true level, so even Tathagata Buddha had to endure it.
He is approaching himself and still relies on his master to make him a saint.
I could only walk away with a sad face.
The journey to obtain the scriptures continued, and the group finally realized the sinister intentions of Yang Gui.
Because of what happened to Kong Xuan, everyone became wary of the "difficult mode" after the novice level. They were on high alert every day and put in their full effort, but they only encountered relatively simple and difficult levels.
Although it is not as easy as the "Novice Level" set by the Jade Emperor and Tathagata before, it is at most only slightly higher than the Lion Camel Ridge. Even the time when Sha Monk is needed to take action is only occasional, and Sun Wukong never has the chance to do so.
Even though everyone knew that Yang Gui was up to no good and it was impossible for this section of the journey to be in easy mode, it was impossible for a person to stay tense all the time.
After completing the work simply time and time again, they finally had the time to let down their guard.
So, yes, notice this so.
Every time, whenever this happened, Yang Gui would send out some more powerful players to interfere with them.
For example, Zhen Yuanzi of Wuzhuang Temple, for example, Lu Ya Taoist who possesses the innate fire spirit, for example, Bai Ze of the ancient demon court, for example, the two corpse quasi-sages of the overseas fairy mountain.
As long as they relax their vigilance a little, they will definitely come. Sun Wukong can't deal with them.
Yang Gui himself was known for his cunningness. After becoming the Heavenly Dao, nothing could escape his calculations. It was easy for him to calculate the saints, let alone the five little Karamis in the Journey to the West.
Any relaxation could not escape Yang Gui's calculation, so whenever Yang Gui calculated that this group of people were about to relax a little, he would send a powerful person to disrupt them.
Therefore, Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and the perfect Golden Immortal, became the most awkward person. If the opponent was too weak, he didn't need to take action; if the opponent was too strong, he couldn't beat him.
He was the strongest man in the journey to the West, comparable to a quasi-saint, and able to fight against the power of Guanyin Bodhisattva. However, he didn't win a single victory along the way, and all he did was lose.
However, Sun Wukong was ambitious and proud, so it was impossible for him to specifically target monsters in the early Daluo stage or even lower just to increase his winning rate. As a result, Sun Wukong was either calling for reinforcements or on his way to call for reinforcements.
"Oh, how miserable." Several big guys gathered in the Heavenly Palace, looking at the miserable situation of the pilgrims group on the ground, and they all... took a sip of wine.
This was the Peach Banquet convened by Yang Gui. The Jade Emperor was more cautious, and he thought that the celebration banquet should be saved for the end. But Yang Gui could not stand the loneliness. He was the kind of person who would enjoy things without any blessing, so he simply invited all the powerful people above the quasi-saint level who were invited to participate in this journey to have dinner together.
The saint opened a separate table.
Otherwise, if you are with them, none of these quasi-saints will be able to let go.
Only incarnations such as Taishang Laojun and Baozhuang Guangwang Buddha were allowed to sit at the main table.
This can be called a high-end version of the Peach Banquet.
"How can this be so miserable? As my disciple, I will give him a chance to become a saint in the future. No matter how miserable he is, it is what he deserves." Yang Gui didn't care. It would be too boring to have a disciple but not use him for fun.
"Hey, Jade Emperor, give me this." The immortal Zhen Yuan opened a secret compartment behind the carts of ginseng fruits, took out a small box, took out a few, and secretly distributed them to the Jade Emperor, Yang Gui, Hou Tu and his resurrected old friend Hong Yun.
"This..." The Jade Emperor looked up in front of him. The Immortal Zhenyuan was very generous today. He brought several carts of ginseng fruit. Why did he offer a separate tribute?
"The ones we eat are the original ones. Theirs are genetically modified, and some are grafted with zucchini. They are not tasty." Zhenyuan Daxian said secretly.
"Oh, the needle doesn't prick." The resurrected Hong Yun happily held the fruit and ate it, completely ignoring the old immortal's decency to dissolve the ginseng fruit into water and drink the soup. This made him feel "alive".
He had also participated in the suppression of the pilgrims, and acted as a "genuine" immortal roadblock during the difficulties of Zhenyuan Daxian. Later, when the merits were fulfilled, the two of them came up together.
Hongyun was grateful to Yang Gui profusely.
Because Yang Gui was very generous, not only did he save him, but he also gave him back the Hongmeng Purple Qi that he had lost that year. This meant that he was given a saintly position.
However, the two of them almost got into a fight with Kunpeng. If there hadn't been so many saints on the scene to suppress him, Kunpeng might not have survived if the two of them had worked together.
After all, Immortal Zhenyuan is about to take the last step.
"It's almost over, even the Queen Mother has gone to stop the group from obtaining the scriptures." The Jade Emperor asked while drinking ginseng fruit soup.
It was not easy for Yang Gui to make up the numbers, as many of them were difficult cases to solve. If Tang Seng and Hua Shi had not been officials, it would have been difficult to get there.
This kind of ordeal is more difficult than monsters blocking the road. If monsters block the road, they will be killed; if mortals ask for help, they can't be killed. They didn't threaten your personal safety, they just said that if you don't help us, they won't exchange your pass.
But Tang Seng was the Buddha King of the Tang Dynasty. He came here as the official representative of the Tang Dynasty, so it was impossible for him to go there without any status. Fortunately, he had been an official.
Therefore, among all the disasters along the way, there are also some affairs of gods and fairies, such as the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, Erlang Shen and the Three Holy Mothers, Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies, which naturally involve the Queen Mother.
That's a lot of trouble.
"Well, it's almost done." Yang Gui drank a bowl of ginseng fruit soup with his neck tilted back. "After passing the North Sea and these few difficulties, we will reach the final end of the saint."
"Then I'll go down first." Kunpeng stood up. (End of this chapter)
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