I, the son of Yang Guo, abducted Zhang Sanfeng across the heavens

Chapter 79 I Don't Eat, I Don't Drink, I Want Money
Xue Muhua posted hero posts widely, and anyone who holds a post can come to Juxian Village to discuss Qiao Feng together.

Therefore, the mermaids and dragons who came to the village were mixed, and their qualities were touching.

"Fuck you**, I**￥￥%, return @￥#￥, I will pay ￥%*..."

"Zhang Erhe, you %##%, give your dog *￥ to..."

"Zhao Bingchen, you ￥%%#￥, the whole family #@%, I will *#￥..."

"Aren't you looking for death, come on, I'll give you three palms first!"

Standing outside the courtyard gate, Yang Gui and Murong Fu could hear loud and noisy cursing from inside.

Murong Fu couldn't help asking: "Why is it so chaotic, how many people are here?"

Xue Muhua's confidant greeted the door, and said with a wry smile: "You don't know, my master has posted more than 3000 hero posts, not only for presents, but also randomly sprinkled in all major cities. Even if you pick them up on the side of the road, you are still eligible to participate in the meeting. The situation... That's how it is."

"Even if most of the posts were actually not answered, and there were still many people who didn't come because of important business and the long distance, but today there are nearly 500 people who came to the village. There are only 300 people who are famous heroes in Jianghu. There are also those who cheat food and drink, and those who have grudges against each other are really unbearable."

He also didn't know what Xue Muhua's reason for doing this was. He was greatly graciously saved by Xue Muhua in the early years, and he vowed to be a cow and a horse and tie a grass ring for the rest of his life, so anyway, he would do what Xue Muhua said.

Murong Fu breathed a sigh of relief.

Bai was worried, he was thinking that Zhujiazhuang had just been established and didn't have any notable reputation yet, so they would not let him in. Looking at the situation now, even if a dog comes by the side of the road, as long as he has a hero card in his mouth, Xue Muhua can arrange a shit meal for him.

Yang Gui walked along Liu Nengbu shyly, swaying like a duck. Hearing the atmosphere like Zu'an Square all the way, he felt quite cordial in his heart, so he couldn't help but open his mouth to participate.

"You XX, poor haha. Harry Potter is flying on a broom..."

???

A circle of people suddenly stopped to watch Yang Gui.

With a kind smile on his face, Yang Gui stretched out his hand to greet them, "Hi~ah, don't stop, don't stop, just do your own thing, just do your own thing."

It was as if the leader who was leading an inspection trip to the countryside was pacing in the courtyard, extending his hand and shaking hands all the way: "Hello, hello, yes, I'm Liu Neng, oops, you don't need to stand up, you're too polite, you're too polite, sit down and sit down."

When he walked halfway, he saw someone standing up and shaking hands with him in the bushes at the corner of the yard, so he quickly pushed him back and sat down.

"I'm fucking shitting here, what do you mean by pushing me down!"

Heart-piercing shouts came from the bushes.

"Hey... I mean, hurry up, in-laws, let's go." Yang Gui pretended to be nonchalant and pushed Murong Fu's back with his hands, rubbing his hands up and down a few times.

Murong Fu's twitching could be seen on his fake face.

Pass through the front yard and come to the middle yard. This place is wider, and there are far fewer people wielding knives and swords to swear at each other and seek revenge, but it is still lively.

Most of the people here set up a stall on the ground, shouting and selling.

"Hero, let's take a look, my high-quality red mixed copper mine, the weapons produced are extremely sharp!"

"Don't look at his, look at mine. His name is something #%..."

"Come and take a look, the authentic Gaochang Maze Treasure Map only costs 15 taels!"

"The fragmented copy of the "Mandarin Duck Sword" cheat book, the group price is 299 taels!"

"The black iron fragment, the map on it shows that it is the burial site of the thousand-year-old cordyceps sinensis in Kunlun Mountains, if you want to buy it quickly..."

"Xingzilin has started the train. Qiao Feng's identity as a Khitan was revealed, and the place where the conspiracy was leaked is still four people away. Get on the train and leave!"

Even the tour group came out, Murong Fu couldn't help frowning, "Yang...in-law, do you think the You Brothers and Xue Muhua can really kill Qiao Feng with such a mob?"

There was no reply after asking, turned around and saw that Yang Gui was squatting in front of the small stall and bargaining with someone.

"Really? Are you genuine?"

"Hey, hero, it's absolutely serious and authentic, the secret biography "Picture of Ape Lord Fencing Sword". It's all passed down in my family, and it's true! Back then, Ah Qing, a Yue girl, broke two thousand armors with one sword. This kind of advanced martial arts cheats only cost 3000 taels!"

"Look at your horns are all broken, you should be cheaper."

"Hero, tell me the number!"

"One or two."

"Sell! Come on apprentice, put the picture on for the hero."

The little apprentice next to him swiftly put the picture into a suede bag for Yang Gui and handed it to him. Yang Gui threw down a tael of silver and walked towards Murong Fu happily.

Murong Fu saw that the stall owner behind him put a copy of "Sword of Shushan Yushu" on the same position, and began to yell.

"Dear family, this picture is fake."

Yang Gui was still looking at the picture happily, Murong Fu couldn't help reminding him.

"No way, people say it's true!" Yang Guihun didn't care.

"No, this person said the family history of Shuzhong, but he is obviously from the Northeast!" Murong Fu's voice became louder and louder.

"Hey, where did you find out?" The stall owner asked next to him with a good tutor who couldn't let the words fall to the ground.

"Where did I see it, you said I saw it!" Murong Fu wished he could slap this impostor to death, and let Yang Gui drag him away.

"You're about to suffocate. These two people seem to be people who have been in the deep forests of Changbai Mountain all year round. They don't know the market conditions. Just the suede bag he gave me has to be sold for five taels outside. If you buy one tael, you won't make money?"

Yang Gui still looked at "Picture of Ape Gong Fencing Sword" with great interest: "If you say a few more words, what will he do if he regrets not giving me this bag? Besides, who said that I have practiced it as a cheat book, and I can read it as a comic book?"

Murong Fu looked at Yang Gui with strange eyes, thinking why did his accent start to approach those two liars?Northeast dialect, so terrifying.

It was very hot outside, while You Ji and You Ju were in a state of desperation in the inner hall.

"Report, master, it's not good!"

"What's the matter?" You Ji's irritable tone was filled with fear, since the first wave of people arrived fifteen days ago, the two of them haven't had a good night's sleep.

For half a month, these gangsters were tossed around every day.The two of them can also be regarded as good players, but now their faces are haggard and haggard, as if they haven't had a good life for a few days.

"Second brother, take it easy and don't be impatient." After all, You Ju is the eldest brother, and more importantly, he has raised a son, he has experienced the hardships of taking care of babies, and he has experience in neurasthenia, so he is calmer than his brother.

"Don't worry, speak slowly, but which two heroes are fighting again?"

"That's not true." The servant said awkwardly: "There are two tables of guests who said that today's noon meal is not as good as yesterday's, and two meat dishes were missing. He said in a daze that our Juxian Village abused the heroes of the world, and now they are outside calling for compensation."

"It's really unreasonable! Let's eat and drink for nothing. Look at what these people have done to our Juxian Village these days. Fighters, people who set up stalls to cheat money, and fortune-tellers are worse than the vegetable market. At least the vegetable market doesn't defecate anywhere! Those who dare to beg here now think the food is bad, big brother, I will go out and teach them!"

You Ji stood up against the case, cursed angrily, and was about to go out with his family's stainless steel round shield.

"You can pull it down, there are more than 500 people outside, you do it? Do you want to die?" You Ju sighed, "The hero meeting has been done, and the money has been spent. What's the matter? Go out and have a look first."

"If you want me to say it's all the fault of Master Xue." You Ji was still indignant.

"Nonsense, you were more excited than me when he came with the promise that our You family would be able to heal the disease when we came to the door, and you made a decision without saying anything." You Ju said to his brother angrily: "Second brother, I didn't say you. You are such an adult, you can't do things so impulsively."

You Ji opened his mouth twice, but still didn't say a word, and followed his elder brother out dejectedly.

"Everyone, everybody, I'm the owner of the village, You Ju, I'm sorry, I'm late, who is the hero who didn't eat and drink well, I apologize to you face to face!" You Ju shouted loudly as soon as he went out.

It's a pity that his internal strength is weak, and the outside is as noisy as a busy city, and few people can hear what he said clearly.

It was the servant who pointed in the direction.

Only then did the You brothers walk over, and saw a middle-aged man with a bald head and an embarrassing face lying on the table and humming non-stop.

"Oh, you have treated me badly, the You Brothers have killed people!"

"Speak well, our owner is here, pay attention!" The servant next to him let out a sigh of relief, if the You Brothers came a second late, he would probably commit suicide.

You Ju came up and asked, "Brother, I don't know what wronged you? You Ju made an apology to you!"

"Today's meat dishes are two less than yesterday's, and there is no Feilong soup or steamed bear's paw in the Northeast. Did you mistreat us!" Yang Gui lay on the table playing a rascal.

"No such intention..."

Before You Ju finished speaking, Yang Gui continued to shout: "That's why your servants withheld the meal money! You pay me the money!"

"What are you talking about! I didn't dare to misuse every penny my boss gave me. Besides, you, you weren't here at all yesterday. Why are there no meat and vegetables!" The servant yelled aggrievedly.

"Hey, you go down."

You Ju also knew that his servant had been wronged. Although he had a lot of meat here, when there were more than 500 bear paw dragons, Yu Ju had to sell his kidneys to pay for the bear paw alone.But you can't let the guests and the servants fight together, right?He could only send his servants away first.

With a smile on his face, You Ju said: "Brother, we really don't have bear's paws here. This meal is a big shame for Big Brother. It's because I didn't treat you well at Juxian Village. In this way, you can make do with a couple of bites first, and the wine and meat are all prepared for you. After Qiao Feng is killed, we can have another big feast. What do you think?"

"I don't eat, I don't drink, I want money."

Yang Gui lay on the table and couldn't get up.

At this time, a pretty female voice sounded: "Brother, everyone is here to denounce Qiao Feng. The enemy is in front of you. Are you doing this to help Qiao Feng shake the morale of the army first? Please stop for a while."

This woman is petite and exquisite, her eyes are as bright as gemstones, shining brightly, her face is timid and pitiful, one can't help but love her at first sight.

Everyone couldn't help but agree, and some people directly scolded: "That's right, that bald man, are you a spy sent by Qiao Feng!"

Yang Gui is almost a hundred and one, and he has the heart but not the strength, and his resistance to female sex is higher than Dongfang Bubai.Although after coming out of Changchun Valley, his physical function has almost returned to the level of 30 years old, but his thinking will not return to the young man with blood and brain.What's more, since his last life, he has been annoyed by this kind of xxx who takes himself seriously and feels that the whole world should revolve around him.

Just put a hat on yourself when you come up, frame yourself, and want to kill yourself?

He sneered, "Who are these old ladies? Oh, the two hostesses were very considerate in their hospitality, and even arranged arrangements to meet the needs of life, but isn't one too little?"

As soon as he said this, the crowd was excited.

"Fart! Are you looking for death!"

"This is Mrs. Ma, the widow of the deputy leader of the beggar gang. How can you insult me!"

"Madam Ma is such a woman, she is so steadfast, how could Master You arrange for her to be a... of..."

Yang Gui smiled, "You are Mrs. Ma, tsk, sure enough, with the black eyebrows, the spring mountains and the autumn waters, the pupils, and the indescribable sensuality at the corners of the eyebrows and eyes, it's no wonder that Ma Dayuan is so young..."

"Hey!"

"presumptuous!"

"Bold!"

"Don't die!"

The yelling and cursing sounded again, much louder than before, and those who had a bad temper had already stretched out their knives.

Madam Ma looked at Yang Gui with resentment in her eyes, and she said pitifully, "Little sister originally thought that in the face of a great enemy, there should be no infighting, but obviously this hero has other ideas. It is because my little sister has little knowledge and hated my elder brother. I'm sorry, my little sister apologizes to you!"

Sure enough, Mrs. Ma's move made a group of jerk-filled dicks even more angry, and many people rushed forward to chop him.

At this time, I heard a vague voice and said in a strange voice: "Tsk tsk tsk, such a beautiful woman is in front of you, but you don't know how to pity her, you are still a man, don't you can't be hard?"

This person had just made a mockery of the heroes of the Beggar Clan, which made people very angry, but now he is targeting Yang Gui again, and everyone applauds.

"well said!"

"Old eunuch, go back to your palace!"

The man seemed to be greatly encouraged, and said: "Your life is short, but you still have no manners. It can be seen that you are a bastard savage who came out of the deep mountains and old forests. How can you exist in the elegant hall of Juxianzhuang?"

"Ugh."

Yang Gui sighed, and said: "Xiao Tan, if you are like this, I have a little friendship with your master's son. Today, you can save me, shut up and get out quickly, don't seek death here, okay?"

"Yo yo yo, I'm in a hurry, and I'm in a hurry." The man hid in the crowd, his voice was high-pitched, as if he was coming from all directions, and he couldn't find the exact location, which only made people feel a little annoyed, "My master is alone, where is my son, who pretends to be an acquaintance of the uncle, and doesn't even ask."

"If you are like this, I will teach you a superior martial art later. If you want money, you can come to Zhujiazhuang to help me with things. I will give you a salary of 3000 taels a year. How about it?"

But this person obviously used actions to explain, "I don't want money, I don't want martial arts, and I don't want life, I just want to die."

He still said sarcastically: "You..."

"die!"

Yang Gui suddenly shouted loudly.

The man was also obedient.

"it is good!"

A person in the crowd wobbled, staggered a few steps, fell head-on with a "plop", and died.

(End of this chapter)