lethal arsenal

Chapter 159
After an hour or so, the small boat carrying three people sailed to the middle of the river. The weather was very good today, and the water surface was calm, but Yin Laojiu didn't even bother to support the long pole, so he directly put it on the boat.

The old man didn't care about the gazes of Lin Dong and the others. He straightened his black melon-skinned hat, exposing a few strands of white hair on his ears, and squatted slowly on the bow of the boat. Such a simple action reveals a vicissitudes that cannot be washed away by even a big river.

"How long has Mr. Yin been punting?"

Lin Dong couldn't help asking.

"In Yangjian's case, it's 23 years."

Yin Laojiu pointed out something, his tone was boundless.

Lu Xiaoxiao only thought that he was bragging. There are many strange people in this world, but it is rare for him to be able to brag like him.

Lin Dong chuckled, and was about to find something to talk about, when Yin Laojiu took two sips, took off the pipe, filled a pinch of shredded tobacco into the pipe, plugged it tightly, and let it go The fire sickle and flint on the lower waist.

Although the boat was not bumpy on the river, there was still some slight shaking, but Yin Laojiu's hand was very steady.

He took out the paper medium, rubbed it, and struck the flint with the scythe, and with a ding, sparks flew everywhere, the river wind blew, and the paper medium ignited.

Yin Laojiu hooked his head, and moved his two-foot-long pipe closer to the tiny flame.

The shredded tobacco was slowly lit, and a scent of tobacco spread out.

The whole set of operations is smooth and smooth, and the simple action of lighting a cigarette seems to be endowed with new meaning.

Yin Laojiu suddenly raised his head and took a puff, with a pious and intoxicated expression on his face, not like smoking, but like a wilderness field, dilapidated temples on the earth, stone fetuses of gods, occasionally enshrined by people, eating incense.

The half of Yin Laojiu's face facing the crowd was full of traces of inscriptions, like ghosts and gods.

(Yang Ke and Yin Ke are a term in shadow puppetry, which refers to the shape of shadow puppet characters. Yang Ke generally has rough but elegant descriptions such as a nose that reaches the sky, leopard ring eyes, and eyebrows with phoenix wings. Yin Ke generally refers to characters with ugly faces. Treacherous and evil, demons and goblins, use exaggerated colors and weird images to magnify the character of the characters, showing arrogance, evil and other characteristics.)
"General, do you smoke on weekdays?"

After a while, Yin Laojiu took the initiative to talk to Lin Dong.

"Not interested in."

Lin shook his head, not knowing why the other party brought this up.

"That's true. The general's body is sanctified. It's good not to lose to the gods. It's good not to eat fireworks. In this world, incense is poisonous, but I have to smoke it. After smoking cigarettes, I am my own god. I worship myself and punish evil. The dragon king in the Tujiang River didn't dare to provoke me, and the effect was gone when the smoke was extinguished, and I was just an old man begging for food by the river, and no one would pay attention to wild dogs."

Yin Laojiu babbled on some words that Lin Dong could not quite understand.

What does this old thing mean?
At some point, it turned into another river.

Yin Laojiu smoked a stick of dry tobacco for a long time. He turned the pipe upside down on the boat, and there was a bang, and sparks splashed everywhere, driving away the chill around him. The sky was still bright and bright before, but when he turned a corner, he seemed to have entered another world , There are wisps of white mist around the river.

Yin Laojiu took up the pole, propped it left and right calmly, and the boat began to bump.

"what's going on?"

Lin Dong asked.

"The general doesn't know?"

There was no panic on Yin Laojiu's face, but he joked instead.

"what do you know?"

Lu Xiaoxiao on the side looked surprised.

Yin Laojiu didn't pay attention to this white lotus saint, probably he didn't like it very much.

Glancing at her sideways, Yin Laojiu explained to Lin Dong: "Dragon King Tujiang is furious. Recently, he has been stirring up trouble in the waters around Jiangning Mansion. The reason is simple. The admiral of the Hunan Army Navy, Peng Yulin, posted an oath to kill you." , Widely invite all sorts of capable people from all corners of the world to help destroy the Tushui Dragon King, offer a reward of 3000 taels of gold, and there are people fighting everywhere... Ordinary fleets dare not enter the water at this time."

"That's it."

Lin Dong said verbally, of course he knew about it.

Tujiang Dragon King is controlled by Li Xiucheng, a local officer of the Taiping Army. The Longma Station he is going to this time is to join Li Xiucheng's Shenzi troops of the Twelve Earthly Branches and jointly deal with those so-called Jianghu people.

Of course, rendezvous is only part of Lin Dong's plan.

The plan he revealed to the Lu sisters only mentioned one part of Li Daitao's rigidity. He pretended to be the commander of the Xu army, Yang Kaikai, and joined the twelve earthly branches.

But there will definitely be a series of details in the middle, and Lin Dong's main focus is to adapt to the situation.

"Sit tight, after passing this section of waterway, we will be there soon, but..."

Yin Laojiu's voice paused, and the surrounding mist continued to squeeze towards the small boat.

Lin Dong raised his head and looked around. The mist was mixed with the smell of rotting fish, and strands of chill rushed towards him like needles.

"Ah!"

Lu Xiaoxiao sneezed, feeling the chill, and approached Lin Dong subconsciously.

Lin Dong turned his head, and hugged her tightly, bringing a little warmth to his firm chest.

The Holy Mother of Splitting Mountain curled up pitifully, her little face was pale, and she probably guessed something.

"But what?"

Lin Dong asked sharply, wondering if the old man sent them to the underworld on purpose.

He has experienced this kind of foggy scene many times, and the evil fog will inevitably give birth to ghosts. In fact, Lin Dong is too familiar with it.

"However, the old man had to pick up a mother and child on the way, so please don't blame the general."

Yin Laojiu said so.

"Who can stand here?"

Lu Xiaoxiao asked angrily.

Hehe, with a laugh, Yin Laojiu said meaningfully: "You can always let it go if you squeeze, girl, you should know that sometimes, words are the root of trouble, and Wusheng mother can protect you for a while, but may not protect you forever .”

Lu Xiaoxiao's identity was revealed in one sentence, this time, the girl was considered quiet.

Lin Dong raised his eyebrows, but he didn't say anything, he just hugged Lu Xiaoxiao a little tighter, the boat stopped in the middle of the river, and a few pale green candle lights floated out from the fog.

First, a pair of small feet, wearing three-inch embroidered shoes, with pretty white uppers, not stained with water, floating empty.

Yin Laojiu only said 23 years of punting in the Yangjian, but did not say a word hidden, that is the age of punting in the underworld.

"This old bone is a bit daft."

Lin Dong thought in his heart.

Of course, I am not afraid at all.

He is not afraid of this old guy, Yin Laojiu, nor is he afraid of the ghosts that come floating.

"Girl, please get on board."

Yin Laojiu opened his mouth and called out.

Holding a strange green candle lamp in one hand, a woman with a pointed chin and a face that I can only see pitifully, came quickly.

As for her other plain white hand, she was holding a ghost boy who looked like seven or eight years old.

"Yo, she looks pretty."

Lin Dong grinned and smiled without restraint.

Lu Xiaoxiao's slender five fingers pinched the soft flesh on her waist, this bitch had to take off her panties and slap her ass hard.

The watery female ghost looked at Lin Dong with big eyes, as if shy and afraid to go forward.

The ghost boy she was holding was also quite afraid and hid behind him.

"Girl, don't worry, the general is a good man."

Yin Laojiu gave another word of comfort.

Only then did the female ghost bravely walk towards the boat.

Lin Dong was already very dissatisfied with Yin Laojiu's behavior at this moment. The most annoying thing was that someone made decisions for him, and he was about to twitch his eyebrows and scold him a few words.

At this time, Yin Laojiu approached and said in a low voice: "This girl was summoned by someone with great magic power. If you don't take her for a ride, the boat will not go well. If the general wants to be quick, it's better to take a ride. The so-called good wind sends you into Qingyun by force."

"Qingyun? I think it's almost Qingming, okay, let her come up, don't startle the two girls next to me, otherwise, I'll kill you!"

Lin Dong said these words to Yin Laojiu, and the boundless evil spirit rolled over, as if trying to blow away the ghost fog around him.

Ever since he was promoted to the Supreme Realm, Lin Dong has never been afraid of anyone!
Beheading Chen Yucheng, repelling Shi Dakai, destroying Tan Shaoguang, and killing Zeng Guoquan, how many people in the world can achieve this feat?
He and Yin Laojiu said it was to save face, if he didn't give face, he would hide this old thing with some Taoism and give it away completely, that's not impossible.

Trembling, the female ghost took the child into the boat.

She also had a reason to get on the boat, otherwise, who would want to take the same boat next to the evil star.

Lin Dong really turned his back on him faster than a donkey pouted.

But there is nothing wrong with it.

Then he must make the person who makes him unhappy - even more unhappy.

It's this kind of shit character, as well as a bad breath in his heart, that has supported him all the way to the present.

"Master Jiu Wanan!"

"Thank you, General, for taking care of my orphans and widows."

The little lady first tenderly thanked Yin Laojiu, then bowed to Lin Dongyingying.

This made Lin Dong's ferocious expression restrained by two points.

"Come in." Lin Dong stretched out his hand and pointed casually, and the female ghost and the ghost boy floated in a corner of the boat.

The ghost boy didn't dare to play around, his feet were hanging in the air, his head was staring at the bottom of the boat, as if he saw a flower.

The fog dissipated quickly.

The sky began to recover, the sky was bright and bright, and there was a gust of wind, pushing the boat to move quickly on the water.

"By the way, who have you been summoned by?"

Lin Dong asked suddenly while playing with Lu Xiaoxiao's delicate palm.

Lu Xiaoxiao's pretty face flushed, and she leaned on him without saying a word, quietly smelling Lin Dong's majestic aura.

Floating on the boat, the graceful young lady said weakly: "We were summoned by the General of the Ghost Punishment Department and said that we would go to help, but we don't know the rest."

"Department of Ghost Punishment? What is that?"

Lin Dong found it interesting, and it was the first time he found out about this term.

The little lady thought for a moment, and explained in a way that ordinary people can understand: "The general of the Ghost Punishment Department is a man of the yang world who was entrusted by the Dragon King of Tujiang. He has become a yin official with a yang body and controls a ghost army."

These words are very clear.

After hearing this, Lin Dong rolled his eyes, and couldn't help asking: "That Dragon King under Tujiang, can confer talismans to living people? Is he so awesome?"

"The position is lower than Sidu, and Dongyue's subordinates are in front."

Yin Laojiu spoke up.

People in the Taoist sect who receive the scriptures are the heavenly officials.

The dragon king's inscription is the yin official, and it can also be called the earth official. Whether it is in the sky or underground, it is a kind of god.

If Lin Dong had achieved the rank of Yin official, he wouldn't be too bad.

As long as you become a yin official, you can start the practice of "Ling Wen Gui Lu Dog Xing Bu Zang". At that time, it will be quite good to raise a group of ghost soldiers who are yang world people, and they will traverse the three worlds of humans, gods and ghosts.

With an official position, there is an opportunity to practice Taoism.

Besides, local officials do not mean that they are inferior to heavenly officials. For example, Emperor Ren, Emperor of Heaven, and Emperor of the Underworld (not King of Hades) are all of the same rank, but the scope of jurisdiction is different.

Whether it is a heavenly official or a local official, one can become a big boss after practicing. There are some differences in the tracks of the two.

To make a more detailed analogy, the Green Camp and the Eight Banners are both military officers of the Qing court, so the Green Camp is lower than the Eight Banners?

Many bigwigs in the Hunan Army were the first to hold military positions in the green battalion.

Zeng Guofan went to the court, how many people can suppress him?

What is strong and not strong depends on comprehensive ability.

A god can hold many ranks. Not only can he be both a heavenly official and a local official, but he can also be in Taoism and Buddhism, and even occupy the three realms. It is not impossible.

The main thing is to look at yourself.

For example, the incense master, Guan Erye, the Martial Saint in martial arts, the God of Wealth in the world, the four guardians of Taoism, and the Canaan Bodhisattva in Buddhism... Take it all, this means that the capable can do anything.

and so……

"Hahaha, yang body yin official, not bad, not bad."

Lin Dong couldn't help laughing out loud, and the idea of ​​Dragon King Tu Jiang came into his mind, and the plan in his head became more and more detailed.

(End of this chapter)