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Chapter 836: The Monkey Who Made Trouble in Heaven

Chapter 836: The Monkey Who Made Trouble in Heaven
“Stop messing around,” Zhuge Qing’s soft and boneless hands grabbed Little Wukong, like an iron hoop that made Little Wukong unable to move for a moment, “The Emperor of Heaven and the Lord of Demons are fighting fiercely, and they are not on the Jade Throne at the moment. Several imperial concubines are in charge of the Heavenly Court, and they don’t have such a deep friendship with you.”

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!" Little Wukong bared his teeth, obviously extremely angry. For a moment he even forgot that he already knew how to speak the human language, and he opened his mouth with a string of monkey curses.

"I'm fine," Zhuge Qing advised, "Look, I'm already a demon fairy. This is something I never dared to dream of before. What else can I be dissatisfied with? These are just a few trivial things. It's not worth it."

"Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak!" Little Wukong became even more excited.

Zhuge Qing gently patted Little Wukong's furry head. "No, I really don't feel wronged. The Emperor of Heaven once said that the human world is led by the human race, and all races are prosperous and equal. Everyone is equal... Of course, the human race is more equal than other races, but this is normal. After all, the Emperor of Heaven was born in the human race. Moreover, everyone's life is much better now than before. Everyone cherishes the current life and no one wants to fight again."

"I don't want to fight," Little Wukong finally calmed down and said, "I just can't stand the behavior of some people and want to ask for an explanation. You have worked hard in the past 20,000 years, so why should I share more merits with you so that you can ascend to the fairyland? Why do those people want to monopolize all the merits? In the past 20,000 years, has any demon tribe ascended to the fairyland? If no one gives an explanation, the worst that can happen to us monkeys is that we will withdraw from the alliance and not suffer this humiliation."

Zhuge Qing laughed and said, "I didn't even say that the Snake Tribe was going to withdraw from the alliance, why are you so excited?"

As she spoke, she pointed her slender jade finger at Little Wukong's forehead, "Do you have a monkey brain or a pig brain? You have a good relationship with the Emperor of Heaven, but the Heavenly Court is not ruled by the Emperor of Heaven alone, not to mention that the Emperor of Heaven is not on the throne yet. What good will it do if you continue to make trouble like this? It's easy to say that you want to withdraw from the alliance, but have you asked the opinions of those little monkeys below? Are they willing to withdraw from the alliance? And the reason for withdrawing from the alliance is not because the monkeys are being bullied, but because you are standing up for your friends."

Little Wukong lowered his head, speechless for a moment.

It understood what Zhuge Qing said, but it just couldn't swallow it.

The Emperor of Heaven struggled with the Lord of Demon in endless time and space and had not been on the Jade Throne for many years.

This level of battle cannot be participated in unless one is at the ninth level, so the immortals in Heaven each stay in their own place and deal with other true immortals from the Demon Sect. Several emperors and concubines in Heaven who are not strong enough to deal with the complex situation in the immortal world are temporarily ruling the country from behind the scenes.

However, the emperors and their concubines each had their own thoughts and confidants to win over and appease, and there were also secret struggles among them.

As a result, the huge heaven was filled with numerous factions and endless internal strife.

If this continues, the Heavenly Palace itself will fall apart before the Demon Sect attacks.

Little Wukong saw it all and was worried.

When the nest is overturned, how can there be any eggs?
If the Heavenly Court perishes, all races will follow suit.

It did feel indignant for Zhuge Qing, but more importantly, it hoped to use this incident to change the status quo so that the Heavenly Court could be equal and rule-based as its friend, the Emperor of Heaven, had envisioned.

When Du Youqian re-established the Heavenly Palace, he established both the Heavenly Palace in the immortal world and the Heavenly Palace in the human world.

True immortals who have reached a certain standard of strength all follow Du Youqian to the fairyland to suppress the destiny of humanity.

The heavenly court on the human world side is mainly ruled by gods, demons, ghosts and other gods whose strength is temporarily insufficient.

Du Youqian once set a rule that all immortals and gods must not only meet the strength requirements, but also accumulate enough merits before they are allowed to ascend to the immortal world.

All the merits of the human world are collected and distributed by the Heavenly Court.

Zhuge Qing has long been qualified to be allocated enough merit to ascend to the immortal world.

However, some people have been grabbing the market share.

Those people clearly had no merits, nor did they make any contributions on the front line against the Demon Sect.

Why!
"Forget it, I'll go back and think about it carefully." said Little Wukong.

"It would be better if you calm down." Looking at Little Wukong's receding back, Zhuge Qing couldn't help feeling a little worried.

It has known Little Wukong for tens of thousands of years and is well aware of the latter's temper.

The unyielding fire in little Goku's eyes doesn't look like he wants to think about it...

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The majestic heaven rises above the clouds.

The place is shrouded in a misty fairy air, with pavilions and towers cast dim shadows and the sunlight reflecting wonderful colors.

Chuitian Gate is the main gate of Heaven. Two celestial generals on duty are chatting there.

The Heavenly Palace has been at peace for a long time and has not encountered a strong enemy for tens of thousands of years. The guarding and patrolling of these heavenly generals have long become a formality.

They were chatting excitedly when suddenly a huge golden stick fell from the sky. The momentum of it almost froze the blood of the heavenly generals. If this stick hit them hard, the Chuitian Gate would be shattered.

The two heavenly generals on duty were so frightened that they froze and even forgot to escape.

In their minds, only one thought kept recurring: How dare someone attack Heaven! How dare someone attack Heaven!

Just when they were about to be crushed to dust and were about to be hit by a huge stick, a heavenly general suddenly woke up from his dream and used his spiritual consciousness to sound the alarm behind the Chuitian Gate.

The sound of the bell rang three times, and it spread throughout the heaven.

Many gods were puzzled when they heard the bells: Three bells? What does this mean?
When Du Youqian re-established the Heavenly Palace, he established many rules and regulations, one of which was that the ringing of three bells meant that an enemy was attacking, and all the gods, officials, heavenly soldiers and generals had to take their positions immediately to prepare for the battle.

But tens of thousands of years of peace have made everyone forget this rule!
The momentum of that blow was earth-shaking, but it was confined to a very small range.

Except for the immortals who happened to be near the Chuitian Gate, the rest of the people had no idea that there were lunatics attacking the Heavenly Palace, so when they heard the bell, no one panicked, most of them were just confused.

"Little Wukong! Are you crazy!" When the giant stick fell, Zhuge Qing, who had been paying attention to Little Wukong, sensed it and hurriedly transmitted his thoughts.

"Don't worry about it, I just want an explanation."

The huge stick fell without hesitation, and with a "boom", the Chuitian Gate was like a sand castle built by a child on the beach. When the tide rushed in, it immediately collapsed into pieces.

The two fragile generals were blown aside by the wind pressure caused by the giant stick. Although they were injured, their lives were not in danger.

Of course, this was also because Little Wukong showed mercy.

Monkeys have never been patient creatures.

Zhuge Qing asked it to think, so it gave him face and thought about it all night last night.

After much thought, I still feel that if I don't ask for an explanation, my thoughts will not be resolved.

So it took action today.

Of course, considering that the Heavenly Palace was built by its good friend after all, it had no intention of killing anyone, it just wanted to make a big fuss.

"How dare you! How dare you go wild in Heaven? Heavenly soldiers and generals, send out immediately and capture this naughty monkey for me!" The Grand Sima of Heaven roared, and a huge palm reached out to grab Little Wukong from the air.

At this moment, even all the light was blocked out by his palm. Although the world was vast, little Wukong felt that he was alone, lonely and helpless.

The magical power of the universe in the palm of your hand!
Little Wukong glared at the giant hand and raised his stick to fight against it. "I'm going to hit you guys who are just trying to curry favor with others! Without Lao Du here, you guys have ruined the Heaven Palace!"

"How dare you address the Emperor of Heaven by name, you rascal, I will capture you today and send you to the Immortal Execution Platform!"

The huge palm collided with Little Goku's stick and then separated.

His fingers trembled slightly, and Little Wukong was also shaken by the recoil force and flew backwards for thousands of miles.

It quickly regrouped and flew back to the heavenly palace, but by then the heavenly soldiers and generals had already formed their battle formations, and the Grand Marshal was riding a celestial horse, giving orders with a solemn expression.

Little Wukong knew that although these heavenly soldiers and generals were not very strong individually, they were able to trap powerful immortals with the help of the formation.

It would not be so foolish as to barge into the formation. Although it had a certain understanding of the human formations under the influence of Du Youqian, it was still unable to break the formation with a single move like Du Youqian.

But what the monkey is best at... is using force to defeat clever tricks!
The monkey's body suddenly grew in size and instantly turned into a giant ape thousands of feet tall, with the upper half of its body even reaching out of the sky.

In front of this giant ape, even the boundless heaven became a small courtyard that could be crossed in a few steps. Bixi couldn't help but look back, thinking that this monkey was really ignorant and didn't know how to sympathize with an old man like me.

Two more heads and four arms grew on the giant ape.

The six arms waved together, displaying the secret of "Xia Ji Ba Da".

Even though its arm swings seem to be random, in fact each punch contains the essence of the great power.

After one punch landed, even the Great Sima did not dare to confront him head-on, and the heavenly soldiers and generals did not even bother to maintain the formation and scattered in a hurry.

Da Sima's face turned pale, "When did this monkey become so powerful? Fellow Taoists, please lend me a hand."

Soon someone told him, "Grand Sima, be careful. After all, this monkey was the playmate of the Emperor of Heaven in the past. There is a relationship between you and him. Why do you have to get involved in this mess? If the Emperor of Heaven returns, how will you deal with it? Let the Emperor's concubines deal with it."

Da Sima remained silent, rushed towards Xiao Wukong again, and was then knocked away by a stick.

"The monkey is very powerful. Fellow Taoists, let's attack together! Heavenly soldiers and generals, obey my orders and are not allowed to retreat without permission!" Da Sima shouted in a weak look.

Little Goku raised his paw and scratched the back of his head, feeling a little confused.

It was clearly using a defensive move just now, so why did the opponent get knocked away?

Have I suddenly become so powerful?
The immortals and gods in heaven came forward one by one.

"You naughty monkey, look, I'm here to take you down! Oh, you naughty monkey are so powerful, I'm hurt!"

"You naughty monkey, today is the day you die! Ha, si! The naughty monkey's power is indeed extraordinary!"

"I came here. I have been nurturing my spirit for 20,000 years in Heaven. Today I deserve to die to repay Heaven. Ah! This monkey, I am no match for him. Go and ask the Emperor's Concubine to help!"

Little Wukong was very happy and showed his great power. He beat one god after another with his stick, from Chuitian Gate all the way to Shenwu Gate. No god could be his match.

Even the immortal gods who were usually famous and had made great achievements in the battles with the demons would collapse at the first touch.

The buildings in heaven collapsed, and the ten great halls were reduced to broken tiles and ruins.

Of course, this is actually nothing. As long as someone powerful takes action, all of this can be easily restored to its original state.

The real loss was only the face of Heaven.

"Enough!" A delicate shout rang out from the depths of heaven.

The immortals and gods secretly communicated with each other, "It's the Immortal Wu Nian Miao Fa!"

The Immortal Wunian Miaofa was one of the Emperor's concubines. She had given birth to a daughter with the Emperor of Heaven. She was also the grandmother of the Immortal Taixuan Honghua who had already ascended to the immortal world.

Among the emperors and concubines who currently take turns to rule the Heavenly Palace, she is the most active.

Besides, she has no relationship with Goku.

Many immortals and gods thought that it would be most appropriate for her to come forward.

"You are such an ignorant monkey! Considering that you were once the pet of the Emperor of Heaven, I will not bother with you. Just leave now and I will pretend that nothing happened. If you persist in your delusion, don't blame me for suppressing you!"

When he heard the word "pet", Little Wukong's eyes turned red and he was furious. He shouted, "I came here today and I have no intention of leaving. The Heavenly Court is unfair in rewarding and punishing. If you don't give me an explanation, even if the Emperor of Heaven comes, I will beat you up, not to mention you, a stinky bitch!"

"Hmph!" The anger of the Immortal Wu Nian Miao Fa was so heavy that it seemed to be tangible, and it made it difficult for the immortals and gods who were not yet at the peak of their powers to breathe.

"My sword is not bad either!" As soon as these words came out, the magic sword "Human Emperor Sword" flew out from the depths of heaven, carrying with it a majestic and domineering momentum, intending to kill Little Wukong with the sword.

The entire heaven was watching.

What will happen next?

Will it be a case of loud thunder but little rain? Or will the Immortal Wu Nian Miao Fa really kill him?
If that naughty monkey is killed, will the demon clan let it go?

Suddenly, time and space froze and condensed into amber.

Although it only took a split second, some immortals and gods with profound Taoism still noticed it. However, they had no time to do anything. They were just horrified in their hearts: Which powerful person took action?

Then, a familiar yet unfamiliar breath appeared in their perception, and they finally felt relieved and were frozen in time and space.

The whole world fell silent, and only little Goku was still able to move.

"Little Goku!"

The familiar voice almost brought little Goku to tears.

But the next sentence made it angry again, "Can you stop?"

"No! If you don't give me an explanation, I will beat you even if the Emperor of Heaven comes!" Little Wukong bared his teeth.

"Okay, okay, I'm scared of you, I'll get out of here right away. Oh, and don't hurt my wife."

Little Goku's heart, which was originally filled with anger because of the word "pet", warmed up again.

"Okay, I won't hurt your wife."

"You can make a scene, but please don't break my teacups. They are my favorite set of teacups."

"That won't do. Swords and guns have no eyes. No matter what I broke, you have to admit it. If you can't bear to part with it, just come back on your own!"

With a sigh, "Although I have the upper hand, I don't know how long this battle will last. I can't be distracted for too long, little Wukong, take care of yourself. Don't ascend for the time being, help me look after the human world."

"I don't want to ascend to heaven. I have heard about the monkey elders. Do you want me to go to the fairyland to raise horses?"

"Haha! Okay, wait for me to come back."

"I will help you keep an eye on your wives to prevent them from having affairs!"

A certain great being staggered, "Little monkey, you have learned bad things! Who taught you to speak so badly?"

Little Wukong grinned and said, "He's my best, best friend."

"Okay, I'm leaving now. Don't keep making trouble for too long, that's enough. Some things can't be helped. Absolute fairness never exists. I'll ask them to adjust the merit distribution plan, but don't hold your hopes too high."

Little Wukong waved his paw and said goodbye to someone, "Your words are enough. I just want an explanation, and now I have an explanation. You must win!"

"I will win."

Time and space began to flow again, and the damaged heaven had returned to its original state at some point, and the injured heavenly soldiers and generals found that they were unharmed.

The Human Emperor Sword flew back to the depths of Heaven, and the Immortal Wu Nian Miao Fa also stopped his activities.

Most of the immortals and gods didn’t know what was going on. Only a few of them looked at each other with excitement in their eyes.

The fact that the Emperor of Heaven could still find time to come back shows that he has gained the upper hand in the fight with the Lord of Demon.

Although no one knew how long the battle would last, everyone finally saw the light at the end of the tunnel.

(End of this chapter)

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