Elves: Angler's Rainy Day Team

Chapter 652: Very smooth

"I have good news for you. I'm the champion of the Orange Islands. After being captured by Sakaki, he didn't interfere with my plans and let me continue to lurk in the league. Being forced to join Team Rocket wasn't without its benefits. I later became the champion and even married Manato..."

"Stop," Ukai finally spoke, because he couldn't help it. Manori was Sakaki's secretary. If he married Manori, he would be monitored even when he slept. He asked into the phone, "Are you asleep? Did you hear any noise?"

"Ah Dong?" The Dai Dai King was confused by the question. It knew about this matter. The person in front of it was still the old Ah Hai. For such a trivial matter that had already happened, it could only answer: "He was asleep. There was a sound..."

"Okay, continue..." Yu Hai heard that he slept with Sakaki's secretary. Even if he was being monitored, it was not too bad. At least he slept with Sakaki's secretary.

On the other end of the line, Dai Dai Wang heaved a faint sigh of relief when he heard the words continue, and continued to repeat...

"There is another good news. Ah Dai can sense telepathy and speak now. He learned it from the Slow King on Asia Island. I will ask Gengar to find Ah Dai and let Ah Dai call you personally. The call will be safe..."

"By the way, after I became the champion, the four kings around me were A-Jie, Nancy, A-Ping, and Xiao-Feng. They were all members of Team Rocket. Fortunately, A-Ping and Xiao-Feng were not exposed and are still our own people..."

"However, Ping's sister is very smart. These two siblings are quite funny. She found out that her brother seemed to be an undercover agent of Team Rocket and was playing Mission Impossible with Ping. It made me laugh to death. If Team Rocket hadn't intervened, Ping would have been cleared long ago..."

"I've told you two good news and one bad news. After being forced to join Team Rocket, not only do you have to leave your elves hostage, you also have to give up your loyalty. You don't need to know about this, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble. If you can change the future, it won't happen..."

"After I was caught, the Spiders also disbanded. Actually, it wasn't really disbanded. Some people quit, some betrayed, and some are still undercover. I didn't hand over the Spiders' list, and Sakaki didn't seem to care. Maybe it was because he controlled me and didn't care much about other people..."

"You know what! The funniest thing is that idiot Xiang, who told Team Rocket that he was a spider, and the person he blew his cover was the undercover agent Ping. When I heard the news, I was so angry at this idiot that I laughed..."

“After asking for the reason, I found out that everyone had broken into the King level, but Xiang was the only one who remained where he was. In the end, I found out that I had chosen everyone’s elves, and he even blamed me for not helping him choose an elf…”

"Hahaha, I knew this guy had a rebellious nature. So much money was not enough for him to change his fate. What an idiot. In the end, he was dealt with by A Yan, and Spider was disbanded..."

"After Spider disbanded, Xiao Ming, Ah Man, and Xiao Shun joined the alliance. I asked them to do so. Although their career plan collapsed halfway, I still wanted to save it..."

"Among these people, Keita is the happiest. After I joined Team Rocket, I continued to travel in the Chengdu area, solved the problem of the Zapdos, and brought back a girl from the Chengdu area. This girl is also an Avenger. Her family heritage is bird training, which means flying Pokémon..."

"You should understand how Keita and the other person got together. After this dog quit Spider, he returned to Chengdu with the girl for revenge. Their revenge was successful, but half of the girl's face was burned. Later, the two of them got married..."

"Are you wondering why Spider didn't help? Even if Spider disbanded, they could have called two more people. They went there on their own without notifying anyone. No one knew about this until we went to their homes for dinner. This is fate!"

"Ayan is the most miserable. I didn't fulfill the revenge I promised Ayan. I am the champion of Team Rocket, which led to Team Rocket gradually shrinking its forces and retreating to the Orange Islands under the siege of the alliance. They wanted to revive in the Orange Islands. Team Rocket is about to succeed, but I am still making the last struggle..."

"Without the help of Spider, Oiwa went to the wedding scene to grab the bride on the wedding day of his crush, with only Oishi by his side. The groom of Oiwa's crush is the eldest brother of Black Ship Storm. Many Black Ships have turned to Team Rocket, and the Black Ships are also members of Team Rocket..."

"The king of Team Rocket also attended the wedding that day, and the family of the person whom Oiwa had a crush on also sided with Team Rocket. More than a dozen kings besieged Oiwa and Oishi that day. The result is predictable. I heard that after Oiwa was humiliated by the bride, he was besieged and killed by more than a dozen kings..."

"I still don't dare to face A Yan. I don't even dare to put a flower in front of the tombstone. During that time, I often dreamed of A Yan. A Yan would always ask me why I didn't come, why I didn't come, do you understand that feeling..."

"Hey, Xiao Yanzi, oh Xiao Yanzi, there is no result in being a dog licker," Yu Hai sighed deeply when he heard this. He could understand how his future self would feel. After all, that was him, himself a few years later.

"Let's talk about something else. There is one thing that is very important. You must remember that Ada will be assassinated during the Orange Competition. I did not change this future, which caused Ada's father to go berserk. He really went berserk. I can only tell you that he was very fierce..."

"He single-handedly killed off my cousin's family, causing them to fall into ruin. Afterwards, they did not continue to cause trouble for me, and were even swallowed up by Team Rocket. I am the mastermind behind this..."

"Also, you weren't with Atsumi, and you got beaten up, badly, and it hurt a lot, hahahaha..."

"Damn it, it was obviously you who got beaten up, and nothing happened to me yet!" Yu Hai cursed the spoiler in his heart. It would have been fine if he had slept with Sakaki's secretary, but he actually left these troubles for himself.

This matter made the other party so proud that he really deserved a beating, and he was so angry that his teeth itched...

"There is also Shingo in the Chengdu area. His father is a hidden king. He has the light stone evolution method of Scyther and the cultivation method of Breakthrough King. You can go find him. Shingo is also trustworthy. If you want to overthrow Team Rocket with him, how to get the things is up to you..."

"And there's Taro, who suddenly came up to me one day and said he wanted to hang out with me and that I could just be his free thug. He's a forest ranger, and in other words, he's rich and has a lot of money to spend on kryptonian dragons. He's here very seldom..."

"Also, we need to pay more attention to Koji. I hadn't realized before that he is also a bootlicker, and the one he is bootlicking is Nancy. His family is very supportive, which is really annoying. The Orange Islands are almost named Team Rocket..."

"Also, Ai and Mewtwo broke up. The reason is unknown. Mewtwo didn't say anything, and Ai didn't say anything either. I think this is a good opportunity. We'll have more helpers when we deal with Team Rocket in the future..."

"And Daigo, you should remember, after I became the champion, Daigo's company came to the Orange Islands to invest because of the good relationship we had. In two words, we have money, and we can have as much as you want..."

"There are also the three krypton gold brothers of Hasa Island. You should remember them. The eldest of the three brothers is disabled for some reason, and the second one is very ambitious. He will come to find you after you become famous..."

"Speaking of Hasa Island, you must be very eager to ask Xiaoying if she is dead. I know myself too well. It's okay to tell you that Xiaoying... is dead..."

"What?" When Yu Hai heard this, his heart was gripped. How could Xiaoying die? She is a disciple of the Four Heavenly Kings Hiba and will be a heavenly king trainer in the future. Even if she can't make it in the Orange Islands, she can still go to the Kanto region.

Xiaoying's death caused silence on the other end of the phone for a long time before the phone started to ring again.

"You can't accept it? To be honest, I can't accept it either, because Xiaoying... I killed her with my own hands. I killed Xiaoying with my own hands, hehe, I killed her with my own hands..."

"I will never forget that day. My hands were covered in blood. Xiaoying fell into my arms. Xiaoying's blood was everywhere. No matter how hard I washed, it wouldn't come off. Even though my skin was scratched, it still wouldn't come off..."

"Since then, I often dream about Xiaoying. There is red blood everywhere in my dreams, red blood... I wake up from the dream every night with my hands covered in blood..." "You know, when he died in my arms, he said... he didn't regret it, hahaha, no regrets, hahaha..."

"I killed Xiaoying, is this my token of allegiance? Team Rocket, hehe, Team Rocket," Yu Hai held the phone with cold eyes, really cold. Team Rocket, ah Team Rocket, just wait, he will come back.

He is not afraid to go back at all now. Team Rocket has been put on the time traveler's must-be-destroyed list. If Yu Hai says Team Rocket is going to die, then Team Rocket cannot possibly survive. Just wait!
"Finally... let me tell you something. I still haven't found Darkrai's whereabouts. After becoming the champion, I went to the ruins to check, but they were empty..."

"I suspect Darkrai is trapped. It's hard to say where he is trapped. There are two guesses at the moment. The Alliance and Giratina's reversed world. I'm planning to find the Alliance. You're not qualified right now, so it might be a little risky to find the Alliance..."

"Also, let me tell you a little secret. You may not be able to enjoy it, hehehe..."

"The real bird is very smooth. It's really very smooth. Hahaha. Are you surprised? Are you surprised? Hahaha..."

"Damn it, Shen Te Miao is so smooth, but I can't experience Shen Te Miao anymore. Don't you know that Elf Animation is a children's channel? It's your fault if it's censored..."

He didn't break down when Xiaoying was killed, but he was broken down here. And he can't even experience it. What an idiot.

When he travels back in time, he will beat the shit out of Team Rocket, then snatch the real bird away to be his secretary, and let this spoiler guy see what it means to be surrounded by girls on both sides.

"Ahhh! Why is there such a dirty thing in my head? Get out, get out, get out..."

As the laughter ended, the call also ended. Yu Hai threw the phone on the grass and stomped on it frantically, cursing, "Idiot, idiot, idiot spoiler, idiot Riddler, can't you consider my feelings..."

"Wow, that's Manatori, Sakaki's secretary." He had never experienced this before, this damn bastard actually had sex with Manatori, "How dare this bastard, how dare this idiot, idiot, idiot, ahhh, I'm a big idiot..."

If Yu Hai could see his future self, he would definitely beat the shit out of him. It's so infuriating. He did it, so why did he say it out loud? He is such an idiot.

Do you want him to be envious? Do you want him to be jealous? Do you want him to say that grapes are sweet even though he can't eat them?

Ahhh, my future self is going to be a complete idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot...

In his life, Yu has hated nothing but lickers, and now there are two more. Spoilers should all die, and riddlers are all idiots...lickers, riddlers, and spoilers all need to die...

"Wuwuwu, I don't want to listen, I really don't want to listen, I don't want to travel through time, why do you want me to hear it, why do I have to travel through time, I am a big idiot, I am just mean, mean, mean, wuwuwu, my ears are dirty..."

"Damn God, if there is a second time, strike me to death with thunder, just strike me to death, it's boring..."

Facing Ukai's impotent rage, Gengar emerged from the shadows, looked at Frog and Owl and asked, "Koujie, are all trainers like this?"

"Yo, maybe ours is the only one like this," the fast swimming frog turned away without even looking at Yu Hai.

"Well, I don't know him," when Owl saw Gengar looking at him, he immediately made his position clear.

"Hey, I'm a wounded man," Scyther leaned against the tree trunk, and quickly closed his eyes when he saw Gengar looking at him. He had already endured the pain that he shouldn't have endured at this level of strength.

"Hey," x4
The four Pokémon were all helpless and sighed at the same time, as if to say... "Family members, who understands? Being a Pokémon is too difficult. This batch of trainers is too difficult to lead..."

After being angry and venting, Yu Hai had to pick up the phone on the ground, take out the two recorders, let Gengar swallow one, and keep one for himself as a backup in case Slowking forgets what he said.

"Wuwuwu," it was so hard for him. Why did he have to be tortured like this? Every time he heard it, it would leave a scar. If he traveled back in time, he would have to hear it several more times. It would be better to just kill him. It would be like being pierced by thousands of arrows and cut into pieces!
Jingle bells, jingle bells—

Just as he broke down in tears, his cell phone rang again. He saw that it was another familiar number on the screen, so he answered the call.

He didn't say anything. The call should have been made to his future self, not his present self. It was just that his future self's phone was broken, so he called here.

As for the fact that he didn’t break the phone?
The old-fashioned mobile phones in the past could be used as bricks. Stepping on the soft grass a few times was no big deal. You could just pick it up and make a call. There would be silence for a long time before anyone on the other end of the line spoke.

"Did you already know..."

Yu Hai heard a familiar voice, it was Atsumi's voice, but he still didn't say anything. He didn't know why the other party called him so late at night to find his future self.

What else can you say that he already knew it? What did he know? Is it necessary to use such a riddle?
He hated the Riddler, and now the Riddler came again.

This time there was also a long silence, for several minutes, before the other party spoke again.

"I hate you……"

Tuk-tuk-tuk——

After he finished saying "I hate you" at the end, the call was hung up. Yu Hai exploded and threw the phone onto the grass again and stomped on it. "Damn it, what the hell is this? It's so weird. I still hate you, but what do you hate? Ahhh, you are all idiots..."

He was tired and didn't want to talk now. He would talk about going back tomorrow...

(End of this chapter)