Chapter 72 Soviet jokes are not necessarily funny

"Achoo! It's confirmed that the FBI is going to talk to us today!"

I don't know if it's been talked about for too long, but Bai Chuan really has a cold, and it's still a serious one.As we all know, in Conan's world, once a member of the protagonist group gets sick, something big will happen.

Although Bai Chuan feels that he is not a member of the protagonist group, it seems that this is not the case.

CIA agents had joined the production of "Super Body" two days ago. In order not to expose the deep-seated relationship between himself and Belmode, Bai Chuan chose to return to Xiaoshuai's company first and resume his old business.

The plan to acquire a game company didn't go well, or only halfway.

Xiaoshuai obviously misunderstood what he meant, and instead of just looking for a small company, he directly set the acquisition target on the third largest game manufacturer in the United States. This company is famous in the United States for its side-scrolling games. It is naturally impossible for a company to sell itself during the rising period.But even in the face of many difficulties, Xiaoshuai used his financial ability to recruit more than half of the production team.The programming team, art team, music team, animation team and even the quality assurance team were recruited.

Although there are no screenwriting and design departments that really determine the core of a game, is this a problem for a traveler with countless game memories?

He can even make "Warcraft" with his left hand and "Command and Conquer" with his right hand.

But therein lies the problem.

"Command and Conquer" is an RTS game for Bai Chuan, build troops and tanks, and enjoy the joy of victory in war.But for American gentlemen, isn't this the best window for a Black Su?

Therefore, under Xiaoshuai's matchmaking, American politicians are going to have an in-depth exchange with Shirakawa, and the person who will accompany the politician and protect him is James Blank, Shuichi Akai's superior.

Now, the organization's Caballo was due to meet officially with the FBI's operations chief.

"Hello." Barely forcing out a smile, Bai Chuan resisted the urge to sneeze and arranged for a politician with a fat head and big ears who looked like a Pompey pig to sit down.

"You are the master of "Command and Conquer", what is the master?"

"The chief planner." Bai Chuan smiled awkwardly but politely. It seems that this politician not only looks like Pompey Pig, but also has similar brains.

"Oh, planning. Then Mr. Planning, I heard that you are planning to make a game related to the Soviet Union. You have to understand that this kind of game needs to go through strict approval." The politician moved closer, his eyes wide open, as if he wanted to use Use your own aura to frighten Bai Chuan.

But it was purely fat, and a body without any sense of burly was useless at all.

"We're making an RTS game, and the game does contain some content related to the Soviet Union." Bai Chuan's answer was unhurried, and he even took the time to explain after seeing the confusion on the politician's face.
"Real-TimeStrategyGame, which is a real-time strategy game."

The politician's face was still blank, even after explaining he still didn't understand what it was, but not knowing the game didn't mean he didn't know how to black Su, "Just tell me, is the villain in this game That red demon that has fallen?"

"No." Bai Chuan denied this statement. "In the game, we have divided into two camps, the Soviet Army and the Allied Army. Who can win depends entirely on the player's operation."

Naturally, such an answer could not satisfy the politicians, so Bai Chuan also timely handed over some simple settings.

"In our setting, the basic unit of the Soviet Army is called [Conscripts], which is a strong man who is forced to sign. The price is 100 gold. He holds a bolt-action rifle and has no special abilities;

The basic arm of the Allied Forces is called [American GI], which is a well-trained professional soldier, priced at 200 gold, armed with a submachine gun, and can also change its posture by pressing the button to enter the fortress mode.By the way, it takes 200 gold to train a dog in the game. "

Hearing this, the politician's eyes obviously lit up. There seems to be no comparison between the forced recruits and the professional soldiers who defend their homes and the country!And the price of a dog is 200. Doesn't this mean that the Soviets are inferior to dogs?

The politician looked at Bai Chuan with a more kind look in an instant.

"More than that, this is our setting for other arms." Bai Chuan did not expect that things would go so smoothly when a conscript took down a politician.

Hey~ This is a typical case of people who don’t understand the game. Conscripts are cheap and fast to manufacture. As long as it’s not a special terrain, it’s not a problem to single out 200 American soldiers.

You don't think that I really made the mobilization for Heisu, no, no!
It's just a game, compared to who is a good guy and who is a bad guy, the Fourth Scourge will vote with their feet according to their strength.When Apocalypse tanks and Kirov airships are bombarding indiscriminately, who wants to use the little water hose of the Grizzly!
"Okay, magnetic storm infantry, crazy Ivan, radiation engineers, this is the evil truth of the Soviet Union! Yes, yes, there is also Yuri who can control people's mind!" Looking at the introduction and pictures of the game's arms, the politicians were so satisfied that they couldn't be more satisfied up.

It turns out that the producer in front of him is actually a senior black man!This method is really clever!

"By the way, we have already made some game plots, you can also take a look at them by the way."

Looking at the excited politicians, Bai Chuan knew that the game was stable, and maybe he would get official support from the United States. After all, it has not been a few years since the red bear fell down.

"In order to resolve the crisis, Agent Tanya single-handedly destroyed a group of Dreadnought-class warships and Soviet conscripts in one go. Save the country from fire and water.

The plot is very good.Fully demonstrated the combat effectiveness and fearless spirit of our American army! "

Politicians who have been stimulated by various arms are even more appalled, and they can't wait to see such a game released all over the world immediately.

In terms of plot setting, Bai Chuan basically sewed all the scripts of the three generations together, so on the surface, it absolutely blacked out the Soviet Union from the inside to the outside.

Ignoring the garbage politicians whose minds are full of poop, Bai Chuan focused his attention on James Blank. Although this person is probably a bodyguard, he is a famous character in the plot after all, so maybe he can really say something surprising. The words of the world.

It's just that James didn't seem to have the idea of ​​expressing his opinions, and the talks ended amidst the politicians' satisfied laughter.

After returning to the FBI's temporary base, the expression on James' face instantly became a little ugly, "Judy, you go back to the headquarters and call some people over, we need to bring another person under surveillance."

"What's the matter? Is that company related to the organization?" Judy's expression was serious. Not long ago, they learned about the investors behind Belmode's filming, so James personally acted as the bodyguard for this test. Could it be that this company is really The power of that organization?

"No, it's worse than that." As an old agent who came out of the Cold War, James' attitude at this time was more serious than that of the winery, "I suspect that plan is a remnant of the Soviet Union!"

The mobilized soldiers recruited from the masses, all kinds of tanks driven by the workers in the factory, and the explosives scientist Crazy Ivan who risked his life on the battlefield for the revolutionary cause of the motherland.There is also 'Yuri' which means peasant in Russian.

Isn't this the Soviet Union led by workers and peasants, mobilizing the masses of the people extensively, with the goal of liberating and benefiting all mankind?

This is Su Hei?This is obviously an excellent communist!

(End of this chapter)

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