Elf Science Popularization: Pikachu's Journey to Godhood

Chapter 31

Then Xiaozhi began to talk about what he saw, and soon chatted with Xiaoxia and Xiaogang.

"It's amazing, it's so beautiful. Your trainer has raised you so well, will you sleep with me tonight? I'll introduce you to Ibrahimovic, she is so beautiful."

The little loli in front of her eyes was completely attracted by Pikachu's beautiful hair. There is nothing more attractive to a little girl than a cute elf.

"Pickup. (Don't.)"

Pikachu shook his head, he doesn't want Ibrahimovic, even if he becomes an elf, he still retains the human point of view.

Ibrahimovic is an elf, and his own aesthetics and ideas are human, how can he accept it?

Humans and monsters... No, humans and elves are destined to be a tragedy.

There is a saying that is good, don't form a relationship, it will only increase sadness...

As for Little Lolita's compliment, nonsense, every day electrotherapy must be good, although the current did not directly attack him.

But every time an electrotherapy attack is used, the current will flow out of the body, which is equivalent to strengthening oneself in a disguised form, how could it be unhealthy.

Healthy elf hair and appearance will also be more beautiful.

"She is beautiful, but my mother raised her herself. She has also become a beauty pageant champion in several places. I will also become a great breeder in the future."

Little Lolita said happily that when she introduced her mother to raise Ibrahimovic, her face was full of pride, as if introducing her own idol.

But from Pikachu's point of view, it looks like little loli wants to seduce herself with Ibrahimovic, and turns into a little devil to press forward.

Although the massage is very comfortable.

"Pika!" Pikachu shook his head firmly.

From Loli's remarks, it can be seen that this is a child who understands the elves very well. It should be that her mother is a breeder.

Otherwise, I would not know so much knowledge.

Seeing that there was no way to get Pikachu from Little Lolita, she hugged Pikachu and walked in front of Xiaozhi.

"Okay, handsome big brother, can Pikachu sleep with me tonight..."

Little Loli hesitated for a while, but she still said it. The expression on her face matched her cute appearance, making her look very pitiful.

Pikachu is not good in secret, this little loli can save the country with curves, she is simply too smart, um, but obviously she found the wrong person...

If it was normal people like Xiaoxia and Xiaogang, they might still agree...but Xiaozhi...

"No! Pikachu is my elf, so I can't sleep with you."

When Xiaozhi heard Lori's words, he immediately refused sternly, and took Pikachu back with a proud face.

He didn't care about the sweet voice and pitiful expression of little loli at all.

Sure enough, he is worthy of Iron Wisdom. Although Pikachu guessed it, he didn't expect him to be so direct.

"Pikachu, would you like it?" Perhaps thinking it was inappropriate, Xiaozhi asked Pikachu for his opinion.

Pikachu rolled his eyes and asked directly with his eyes.

"It's really not possible, O'Neill sauce..." Little Lolita unintentionally went on the offensive again, firing all arrows!

"No, and I'm not your brother." Xiaozhi's face was serious, and a steel plate rose from the ground, impeccable!
"Woooo..." Little Lolita's stunt was activated, and the girl burst into tears.

"No, it's not." Xiaozhi shook his head again, not eating oil or salt.

……

"You are a trainer, right? Let's have a battle. If you win, Pikachu will accompany me tonight. If you lose, I will give you the Unchanging Stone."

Little Lori noticed Xiaozhi's resolute attitude in front of her, and remembered the scene of her father fighting other trainers. She really liked Pikachu very much.

Are tears really useless?
"Okay, I won't lose!" Xiaozhi was full of momentum, and when he heard the battle, he immediately became excited.

"Eat hard or soft?" Pikachu thought, and felt a drop of sweat dripping from his forehead.

A thud.

Xiaoxia punched Xiaozhi's head with her fist. Seeing the little loli in front of her, she seemed to see herself. She couldn't help but said, "Can't you be more tactful when you speak? Really, how can you treat a girl like this."

Xiaozhi, who was punched by the hammer, was fine and became more energetic.

Is this the constitution of people in this world?
"Xiaoxia, what are you doing? Girls are not gentle, how can I treat girls gentle..." Xiaozhi responded loudly and muttered softly.

As the few people chatted and chatted, the night came. In the end, the little loli returned to her parents, and the battle did not start.

……

"By the way, have we been forgotten by the host..."

"Woooooooooooo so pitiful, has the anchor forgotten us to the ends of the earth?"

……

As night came, everyone went back to the tent, and Xiao Zhi lay in bed waiting for Fat Ding's singing.

Although I have heard it before.

But where is there such a sense of ritual, is he really more concerned about the affairs of the elves?
Pikachu glanced at the barrage, his face was speechless, because there was nothing to introduce right now, so he ignored the barrage.

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle.

This is the set alarm clock ringing, which means that Fat Ding's singing is about to be performed.

When the alarm clock rang, Pikachu recalled his memory. Is there a Fat Ding concert in the anime?

There is indeed a fat man in the original book, but is there a concert?
It seems that there is, and it seems that there is no?
After all, the memory is too long.

"Bobo Libo Glass Bobo Libo~"

Before he could figure it out, Fat Ding's singing sounded.

The soft and melodious singing spread to many trainers by the lake, the lights in the tents went out one by one, Pikachu's eyes became more and more sleepy, and he slowly fell asleep.

"Don't worry about safety?"

"That world is so safe, how could it be dangerous?"

"Who said they didn't pay attention to safety issues, didn't they put the main elves in the goal? Once they encounter danger, the elves inside the ball will come out to stop them."

"It makes sense."

After all, Bibi Bird and Iron Armor Chrysalis appeared once from the Poke Ball. With these Pokemon, there is no need to worry about safety.

As the singing started, the carp king in the lake didn't move any more, and stopped quietly in the lake water, and there was no more noisy sound from the place where the singing sound spread.

Only leisurely and beautiful singing.

"It reminds me of the story of the sirens, who too can sing their mesmerizing songs and sink the ship on the rocks."

"It's a bit too much to talk about the sea monster. The singing voice of the mermaid is similar, and it's also nice."

At this time, there were fewer and fewer bullet screens, and more and more audiences were quietly listening to the singing.

Apart from the audience, I don't know who else could listen to Fat Ding's singing on the spot.

And that's exactly what some insomniacs are looking for, so they can finally get a good night's sleep tonight.

Xiaozhi and Pikachu were obviously having a sweet dream, their breathing was very gentle, but the slightly raised corners of their mouths let people know that they were dreaming a sweet dream.

……

The singing came to an end, and the audience who saw Pikachu falling asleep envied,
"Can Fat Ding cure insomnia? I really want one."

"Yeah, every day I work very late. When I get home, I have to toss and turn in bed to fall asleep, and I am very tired every morning."

"Not only are they cute, but they can also sing such beautiful songs. If they become singers, it will be difficult for humans to match them?"

"I didn't feel anything except it sounded nice..."

"It's probably a world away, so Fat Ding's singing didn't affect us?"

……

(End of this chapter)