Pirate: I am Wang Lufei

Chapter 503 Luffy: I was hurt by alcohol and sex

Luffy's exaggerated dynamic vision instantly captured this amazing scene.

Carry...carry the ball into someone?
Without time to think, his powerful eyes were fixed on Kuina's holy and snow-white inner wear. The loose kendo dojo uniform and the inner wear were all white. For a girl like her who was fully devoted to kendo, white was the best representative color.

It is simple and plain, yet gives the feeling of towering ice walls and ice lotus on snowy mountains.

Her curves were soft beneath the thin dojo uniform, her skin was flawless and seemed to have a faint aqua hue, probably because she had just showered after training, but when would Kuina let this pair run around freely.

see through--

The famous sword rose up and directly knocked away the heavy sword. The heavy and soft object punched Luffy's chest twice. The piercing cold light accompanied by severe pain hit his neck. With a click, Luffy's neck and cervical vertebrae were directly broken by violence.

"Wow--" Uta and Nami's hearts suddenly tightened and they covered their necks in fear.

Luffy was swept out, his neck twisted strangely, and slowly returned to its original position.

"It hurts so much--" Luffy rolled on the ground, holding his neck, "I'm going to die, I'm almost dead!"

"How scary! Kuina is so violent!" Uta closed his eyes and hugged Nami in fear.

"..." Nami swallowed her saliva, "Although this is not a fatal injury, it looks terrible!"

"Luffy...Luffy lost?" Tashigi didn't know whether she should announce the result for a moment.

"I lost, Luffy. This is the first time!"

Kuina held the back of the knife on her shoulder with a smile on her face. Her clothes became a little loose due to the impact of inertia, and some exaggerated white pectoral muscles could be seen.

"Kuina is serious!" Luffy's neck automatically reset itself and he complained to her.

"Didn't you say your moves have strong recovery ability? I didn't even use the blade to cut it."

"You still want to use the blade!" Luffy was shocked.

"Heroic behavior is useless. This is also within the scope of sparring."

"hateful!"

Luffy's eyes were fixed on Kuina's small feet, and when he looked up, he noticed the loose clothes.

I wanted to do it again. Kuina's beating was extremely painful. This must be revenge for the fact that I defeated her in one second in the past! But if you lose, you lose. Let's think about today's meal.

"Do you want to do it again? It'll be the same result." Kuina tilted her head and asked Luffy, as if she could see through his unwillingness.

This is simply a provocation.

"That's what you said!"

Luffy regained his stance, and with the greatsword in both hands he slashed straight through the air, cutting through the storm and water vapor, revealing his true appearance.

Stop trying to be cool, I’m going to make you suffer the consequences... No, I’m going to make you suffer the consequences!

"I wonder who will win?" Robin supported his head with his hands and watched the competition between the two swordsmen with interest.

"Luffy lost the first time, he will definitely cheer up next time, I guess Luffy!" said Nami.

"Then I'll choose Kuina. Do you want to try it?" Robin asked as he took out a skull coin with a face value of five hundred.

Nami's eyes lit up and she gave her a thumbs up.

Uta's ears pricked up high. She also wanted to place a bet, but her swordsmanship was not as good as Nami's. Then she pulled Tashiki's robe and said, "Tashiki Tashiki, who is more likely to win?"

"Under normal circumstances, there would be no suspense, but with Haki banned, it's hard to say. Colonel Luffy's knowledge is relatively diverse, while Kuina has always specialized in swordsmanship... Then again, I don't know how strong Kuina's arm is. Vice Admiral Garp once tempered his muscles to the point where he could shake a warship without Haki, and even smash a mountain with his fist..."

Dashigi pondered.

"Isn't that too biased? Right now it's just a sword fight." Weiwei interrupted curiously.

Zheng——

Luffy steadily caught Kuina's step-forward cassock slash, and then she raised her foot and kicked Luffy in the face. The loose dojo uniform was long, only revealing her feet, but it did not restrict the attack she was practicing, so Luffy saw Kuina kicking towards him.

The long skirt fluttered in the air, and Luffy saw the small feet under the white skirt again, as if they were twin lotus flowers. The skin on the soles of the feet was tender and delicious, but the soles were a little dusty. They needed to be washed thoroughly, and then sprinkled with sugar and chives. Speaking of which... I really want to try this...

Back pain

see through--

Kuina kicked Luffy in the face, sending him flying. She turned around, her skirt flying, and pointed her sword diagonally at Luffy's throat as he was about to stand up.

"..."

"Kuina wins!"

"..." Nami reluctantly took out a 500-Beli coin from her chest and threw it to Robin.

"Arigado~"

I'm not in a good condition and I'm distracted, Luffy thought. I need to calm down.

"Again?" Kuina asked.

Luffy took a deep breath and concentrated himself by doing Su Zhen like he had done as an apprentice.

Breathe in
Luffy attacked first this time, slashing down with absolute force.

Vertical chop and horizontal slash!
Just by swinging it with brute force, a cross-shaped shock wave was released.

Kuina dodged sideways, then jumped high, stepped on the big sword, and kicked Luffy's wrist with her toes, fully utilizing her agility, like a dancing butterfly.

Very fast movement.

Luffy and Kuina fought with swords continuously, sharp explosions filled the air, and the battle between the two sides became a pleasure to watch.

"I should win this time." Nami thought as she looked at Luffy's full state.

Luffy stepped back and twisted his waist, preparing to use spiral force to blow Kuina away, and then followed up with a knee strike to the stomach, which should be able to subdue Kuina directly.

But a feeling of powerlessness caused the sword in his hand to temporarily lose its strength for a second.

see through--

Kuina changed her move and slashed upward, shaking Luffy's sword loose.

"Kuina wins!" Tashigi blew the whistle.

"Wait, Luffy, you lost again!" Nami asked with her hands on her hips in the swimming pool.

She reluctantly threw another coin to Robin, who grew a brand new hand and caught it.

"I'm not feeling well and I'm hungry..."

Luffy had to admit that he couldn't beat Kuina for the time being, so he lay on the ground and started fighting.

"It's probably because he didn't eat. He looks like he's consumed a lot of energy." Robin said.

"Have you known this a long time ago?" Nami then remembered what happened last night.

"Who knows, I'm just betting from behind." Robin chuckled.

"It's good to learn a lesson." Dashigi said with satisfaction.

Kuina quickly stuck her sword into the ground, sat next to Luffy and looked at the blizzard in the distance.

"Have I become stronger?" she asked in a whisper.

"Well... I can't beat her." Luffy looked at Kuina.

"He's still cheating!"

Although leaving aside the question of domineering and only testing swordsmanship, Kuina has indeed become stronger. During the game, Luffy clearly felt that he was not able to do it, unlike when they were young, when he could suppress Kuina with strength. In terms of swordsmanship alone, Kuina has surpassed him.

"Luffy's weakness is too obvious. He's always looking around, right?" Kuina said.

"Because it's beautiful, why not watch it."

"That's not enough. Haki is also a part of swordsmanship." Kuina said, looking at her hands.

"You too, please train well with me from now on." Kuina smiled gently.

"No, because Kuina is too easy to get excited." Luffy turned sideways and said with lingering fear.

"That's serious. If you were as serious and hard-working as Zoro, I would definitely not be able to beat you." Kuina said.

"I don't know how strong Zoro has become now. Don't let him catch up with you."

When they were young, the strongest people were ranked Luffy, Kuina and Zoro. Now, in this swordsmanship ranking, Luffy's ranking has dropped after being defeated by Kuina.

"It doesn't matter. I'll start." Luffy made a gesture to drive them away. He never took these things seriously.

Learning super powers is simply because I am interested in them.

"When Kuina or Zoro becomes the best swordsman in the world, I will be very proud and can show off my power everywhere~"

"Shame on you, Luffy is obviously a very talented player, but he never works hard enough."

"You should think of hard work as a talent. Some people find it hard to work hard, right?"

Luffy sighed. Speaking of hard work, we have to mention the hardest working man in the pirate world. Forget it, that guy should be on an island in the East China Sea now.

I wonder if I will be kidnapped by pirates because of fishing, and then rely on the ability of the navigator to survive...

"Nami - when will the blizzard outside stop?" Luffy shouted to Nami.

Because the sea was frozen, foreign ships could not drive and were stuck here.

"How can I predict the duration? In the past, we would just leave the dangerous sea. Now that we are frozen, we can only wait for the duration of the weather to end." Nami responded.

"Tell Moo to catch some fish for us to eat. It would be best if we could catch some mammals."

Moo and the shark are both under the ice, and seem to be a bit far from the sea surface. Fish will also be frozen to death in the sea. This is the power of nature.

"Can't we create a strong wind? Can we blow away the clouds here and directly interrupt the climate?" asked Dashigi.

Just like last time we all worked together to escape the offshore tornado.

"It's impossible. Judging from the combined force last time, to hit that height, we have to maintain the power..." Nami shook her head.

"That would be ten times, or even a hundred times, of the last time..."

"Luffy, Kuina, do you have any catchy names for your special moves?"

Uta shook his body shakily, like a cat shaking off water, then ran a few steps to Luffy and sat down.

"Are you talking about the ultimate skill? Yes." Kuina nodded. Both Luffy and Kuina have the ultimate skill of Itsword Style.

“It seems like you guys seldom recite your moves.” Weiwei said.

"I'm too ashamed. I scolded him several times when I was a kid, but now I'll just forget it." Luffy thought regretfully.

"Does God's avoidance count?"

"That's Shanks's signature! You should think of one for yourself!" Uta placed the little footprint on Luffy's chest.

"It's still not strong enough. Wait until I have super special effects. Then I will definitely give the move a very loud name and use it as a finishing move!" Luffy said.

He rested his head on Uta's knee and was about to take a few bites, but his waist was aching again and he had no appetite.

"I was hurt by alcohol and sex. I will quit drinking and cheer up again!"

"I haven't mixed you drinks many times, what a shame!" Nami laughed in the swimming pool.

"Obviously it's something else."

"You didn't even mention sex!" Dashiqi said angrily.

"Speaking of cocktails, I have some in my bar. Shirahoshi, have you ever tried alcohol? Want to try it? The sweet kind."

"I haven't tried it!" Bai Xing looked curious.

"Then wait for me, I'll go get some drinks~" Nami turned over and rode on Kalu's back, "Kalu go!"

Kaluga sat down where he was.

"Go ahead, idiot!" Vivi slapped Kalu's butt and made it run quickly into the cabin.

Why is the intimate thing between my wife and I called pornography?
……

The huge dog-head ship docked at the headquarters of the navy, and Garp swaggered into the marshal's office carrying a bag of senbei.

"Garp..."

Zhan Guo glanced at his old friend while he was correcting the documents.

"You are too strict when it comes to Luffy."

"What are you doing!" Garp glared at Sengoku with full energy.

"Anyone who defeats a pirate with a bounty of 100 million yuan should be promoted to major general at least."

"After that, I will be promoted to lieutenant general. I haven't retired yet, Sengoku." White air came out of Garp's nostrils.

"That kid is far from being able to replace me!"

"You can make him a major general. It's too conspicuous to make him a colonel. Our navy is a force based on ability. Even though he is your grandson, you don't need to avoid suspicion."

Sengoku felt that Garp was afraid of gossip.

"Would I care about that?" Garp sneered, "It's simply because Luffy is not capable enough."

"Brigadier General, Major General, Lieutenant General, General... It is because too many people have risen to the position of Lieutenant General at a very fast speed that the rank of Lieutenant General is mixed. There are too many incompetent people in the navy today."

“…” Zhan Guo was speechless for a moment.

They were the navy of the previous generation. Before Roger opened the Great Pirate Era, the navy's promotions were very strict, which resulted in the position of admiral being vacant for a long time. Even so, no one was blindly promoted to the position of admiral.

It was not until Roger opened the Great Pirate Era that the navy's military strength was strained. The current rate of advancement in the navy's ranks is close to the level of running wild compared to the older generation.

As long as your strength meets the requirements, you will be promoted, and your battle record does not seem to be very important.

As long as you have enough ability, it's fine.

Therefore, the older generation of navy did not reap any benefits and are somewhat dissatisfied with the current young navy.

"Why do you talk like Zephyr..."

Zephyr is one of those young marines who dislikes him, and he even dislikes the admirals.

"You called me here, not to teach me how to educate my grandson?" Garp took the tea skillfully, while Sengoku took out some snacks from the drawer.

The two began to chat over tea in the office.

"Let's put Luffy's matter aside for now. Jinbei from the Seven Warlords of the Sea has sued all the members of the first half of the alliance..."

The tea that Cap had just drunk was instantly sprayed out.

(End of this chapter)