In order to ascend, I had no choice but to play games.

Chapter 518 The First Business

"The octopuses are still very happy today. The new civilization has not had much impact here. The octopus elders show signs of activity, but the purpose of the activity is unknown. There is no need to send additional manpower at the moment."

After recording this sentence, the observer responsible for observing the Octopus sighed, feeling that he was worse than an octopus.

The civilization he belongs to is a civilization that has just been upgraded to this point. It does not have its own home planet yet. All the people live on a huge battleship, with a population of 3,000 per square meter.

Before the upgrade, the universe they were in was already invincible, the basic principles of the four force fields had been unified, and all preparations were in place.

They solved the problem of boiling water. The transfer of energy can finally be transferred without relying on matter, but in the form of energy waves without loss, which makes the second type of perpetual motion machine possible.

Their weapons have become extremely advanced, and the law of cause and effect weapons allow them to easily conquer the universe where they are located and become the well-deserved overlord of the universe.

In this unprecedented golden age, they expanded as they wished.

After learning about the existence of the Enlightenment Place, they immediately decided to go here.

After squeezing out almost all the energy in the universe, they cheered and arrived at the place of enlightenment, ready to show off their talents here and give the people here a little shock.

But the accident happened at this time.

"I knew you wouldn't come back alive!"

An octopus sprang out from the bottom of the room. The suction cups on its tentacles stuck to the bottom of the room. The free tentacle groped under its body for a while, and then pulled out a completely unscientific workmanship. The nuclear bomb was taken out.

What educates them is not even a civilization, but the garbage thrown out by a certain civilization.

Its power can be self-adjusted. If it is large, it can level a huge city to the ground. If it is small, it is only about the size of a firework.

This galaxy is a shabby place, and the only habitable place is the Octopus Star. Everyone knows that this is fooling them, but they have to accept the fooling and thank the other party.

This garbage was thrown here illegally. When they first arrived here, they were unlucky and ran directly into this garbage. The force field generated directly destroyed most of the functions of their warships, and the originally heavenly warship environment was extremely deteriorated due to the failure of functions.

But when they set foot on the Octopus Planet, they were taught another lesson by these octopuses who could take out nuclear bombs from their crotches. This made them completely lose their self-confidence. They only dared to look at the planet that compensated them from a distance every day and lick toothpaste. The same rations, crying and comforting oneself.

At this time, a series of noisy voices sounded from the channel responsible for communicating with superiors.

The tentacles of the huge octopus elder pinched a solid room. Then, the elder's tentacles exerted force, and the room came out at an extremely fast speed and flew towards the battleship.

After the call ended, Observer A felt sad.

What's even weirder is that the octopuses seem to be able to precisely control what nuclear bombs will damage and what won't.

Afterwards, the trash-throwing creature was fined by the other civilization for illegally handling hazardous waste, and they received new compensation, which was the galaxy where Octopus Star is located.

Looking at this strange scene, the observer was speechless for a long time.

Recalling the past, the observer licked his ration and felt that today's ration was so bad that the barbs on his tongue felt a little sour.

After finishing this sloppy meal, the observer cleaned up the hair on his body, and then discovered that the Octopus Star in front of him seemed to have some strange movements.

However, when technology is developed to its extreme, it is no different from magic. They can't understand the octopuses' nuclear bombs because they are too incompetent.

But compared to other people who were caught in the artillery fire of other civilizations as soon as they were promoted and died like crushed mosquitoes, they were so lucky.

To be honest, observers can't even say whether this thing is a nuclear bomb.

Looking at this bizarre scene, the observer just wanted to say: "The universe is too big. I have never seen anything like this."

"Okay, sir! But I will definitely die behind you! Even if I die, I will use you as my backing!"

"I'm in a daze!" Observer A immediately shouted in panic.

In order to reduce internal friction and increase communication efficiency, they have been modified since birth to make their bodies more efficient in using energy and make it easier to survive in the space environment.

After that, octopuses flew out of the room one after another. Every time one appeared, a nuclear bomb exploded, and the room continued to accelerate. Finally, it flew out of the planet's gravitational range and reached the same trajectory height as the battleship.

Afterwards, the nuclear bomb exploded, and the resulting impact caused the room to immediately accelerate and fly towards the battleship.

From the all-powerful overlords of the universe to the poor homeless people they are today, their experiences have been full of ups and downs, and they are extremely miserable.

And when they saw the base of the heretics and others appearing there, they originally thought that these people would leave soon, but they didn't expect that they actually stayed there.

"I knew it! You were demoted!"

It is indeed a chain reaction, but there is no nuclear radiation at all after the explosion, and the range is controllable.

However, after discovering that the evil sect had not taken any further action, they did not dare to investigate further. They only hoped that the two factions could both lose and give them a small piece of land in the end.

Then, the superior's angry voice sounded on the channel: "Observer A, what are you doing! Such a big thing happened, why didn't you report it!"

"sorry!"

The opponent's speed is not fast. If there are no accidents, the room will soon be recaptured by the planet's gravity and then fall back to the original point.

Observers have seen the nuclear bombs of the octopuses.

There is no way, in this dark universe, strength is the foundation.

Then, they are educated.

However, the side effect of the transformation is that they are completely unable to lie, and everyone will answer whatever they hear. This makes the soldiers at the bottom dare not face the questions of their superiors at all.

"To punish you, you have to do the docking with those octopuses! Try your best to die outside!"

Coupled with the fact that its origin is unknown and it seems to be something made out of nothing, its various strange characteristics make the octopus nuclear bomb one of the most puzzling things for observers.

By the time he realized that he should inform his superiors, the octopuses had already flown out of the room and were flying towards the battleship.

The other party was already very merciful by not sending them back to their hometown with one shot.

Their inability to lie makes their interpersonal interactions extremely awkward, as they are afraid that they will be asked something they don't want to tell others if they are not careful.

While secretly cursing his superior, Observer A silently walked to the deck and prepared to communicate with the octopuses.

They had had sporadic exchanges before, but they basically had no results.

The other party's communication method seemed to be to dance wildly in the air with tentacles. The completely incomprehensible communication method made communication with each other extremely difficult and made them extremely nervous.

Because they do not get a response from the other party, they will slowly fall into a state of anxiety. Later, they are likely to suffer from atavism due to excessive pressure, which will be quite embarrassing.

With an anxious mood, Observer A entered the special reception room. Although the reception room was empty, he knew that there were other observers waiting next door. Once he entered the atavistic state or died, those people would immediately step in and must not be rude.

This is how a weak race is. A single rudeness may bring disaster, so every step requires extreme caution.

Nervously hiding his tail, Observer A tried hard to restrain his urge to blow up his hair and stared ahead quietly.

Not long after, the door to the room was opened, and a huge octopus floated in and sat opposite Observer A.

Looking at this huge octopus, Observer A said cautiously: "Sir, do you have any orders?"

This is their common rhetoric before engaging in diplomacy, and it is their preparation before learning to communicate with extraterrestrial forces. Although they have not seen many extraterrestrial civilizations, they still seriously preserve it as a tradition.

The octopus in front of him stared at Observer A for a long time. The scorching gaze made Observer A feel a little hot, and the urge to lick its fur became stronger and stronger.

Just when Observer A felt like she was about to return to her ancestors, she heard the octopus on the opposite side say: "This cat is so big."

"...You can speak!" Observer A shouted in surprise.

"I'm really looked down upon by others. I've only been told to shut up before, but I've never been told that way."

Stretching out a tentacle towards the big cat that walked upright, the octopus said in a friendly manner: "He is a heretic, and he is a daily necessities merchant."

Observer A curiously held the heretic's tentacle, shook it back and forth in a decent manner, and then said: "Observer A, but it should be diplomat A now."

"Your name is so strange."

"I think your name is weirder. Is this name randomly chosen by the machine?"

"I started it myself."

"Can you still name yourself? Aren't you afraid of having the same name?"

"I think the name Observer A is more likely to be repeated."

Using names as a prelude, the two chatted very speculatively.

It's not so bad if you ignore that it's a fish chatting with another.

Their conversation began to expand, from their names to each other's hobbies.

Just when Observer A said that she quite liked the starry sky, the earphones hidden under her ears started to fidget, and the voice of a superior sounded in her ears: "Don't talk so much nonsense, and ask him why he is here. Speak tactfully." ”

Observer A nodded, and then said to the outsider: "My superior wants to know your purpose of coming. If your purpose is to kill my superior, I will be quite happy."

"Observer A!" The angry voice of her superior sounded in her ears.

Ignoring this voice, Observer A continued: "If it is not to kill the superior, is there any way you can make his life worse than death? It doesn't matter if I pay a little price."

"It's not that exaggerated." The heretic immediately shook his head, "I am a businessman, and I must be here for business. I have a large number of products here, and you will definitely be satisfied."

Looking at the outsiders curiously, Observer A asked: "What kind of product is it?"

"This is it."

Seeing the nuclear bomb that the heretic took out from his crotch, Observer A couldn't hold back and asked loudly: "Is this a daily necessities? If it is not something that can be used during the day, it is a daily necessities!"

"I like your comment. Are you interested in forming a cross talk group with me?"

"I'm very happy, after all, the job I'm doing now is too boring. But before I change my job, I still want to say, this is a nuclear bomb!"

"No, this is a thruster. Exploding one behind the spacecraft can provide a lot of acceleration, so this is a spacecraft thruster."

"What you say is nice, but it is a nuclear bomb! And our spaceship does not need this kind of power, no need."

"Really..." The evil outsider sighed, and then said, "Then you will definitely like this."

Looking at what the heretics brought out, Observer A couldn't help shouting: "This is still a nuclear bomb!"

"No, this is a sweeping robot. As long as you put one in the room, the whole city will be cleaned. But you'd better be careful before using it. Improper operation may lead to irreversible consequences."

"The city is gone, so it must be irreversible! But it is no longer necessary. All our garbage must be reused. After all, we only have so few supplies."

"There are few supplies!" The heretic's eyes lit up, "Then you need our nuclear bombs even more."

"You finally admitted it was a nuclear bomb!"

"You should understand the mass-energy equation. You can create matter by reversing this thing. Although it is only the most basic quantum, with your technology, it is not a problem to stack a bunch of matter with quantum."

"But I feel that reversal requires more energy! This thing is useless!"

I found that observer A kept saying it was useless, and the heretics became impatient.

Slapping his tentacles on the table, he said dissatisfiedly: "It's useless this and that's useless. You are deliberately looking for trouble, right?"

"I didn't. It's obviously you who has been looking for trouble!"

"Do you want it?"

"No."

The heretic looked at Observer A in front of him expressionlessly, and then began to silently take out the nuclear bomb.

Although an octopus can only store a hundred nuclear bombs in its body, he is a player, and the backpack he gets by spending his merits and making wishes is ridiculously large.

In his backpack, millions of octopus nuclear bombs are stored here. If they are all detonated, it will be enough to send this place to the sky.

Not long after, the reception room was filled with small nuclear bombs, and Observer A was frightened as he looked at them one by one.

After the number reached three thousand, Observer A heard the superior's voice ringing in his ears.

Observer A was also relieved, looked at the heretics and said, "Although we still don't want it, we want it."

"Be good, if you had done this earlier, it would be enough. I'll sell it to you next time."

Looking at the proud heretics and the large number of nuclear bombs, Observer A was about to cry.

(End of this chapter)