magic coach

When Jiang Mu woke up for the second time, what he saw when he opened his eyes was Zhao Guangming’s old face, but now it seemed to have gone through many vicissitudes, and it was as bitter as an orange peel. There are many things, but I can't remember anything. Seeing Zhao Guangming's bitter and bitter face, he asked, "How many days have I been in a coma?" It's over, it's over, it's over this time, our visa has expired, and it will take at least a month or two for the approval." Jiang Mu was stunned when he heard this, because He clearly remembered that when he went to the Netherlands last time, he was delayed returning home due to illness. As a result, his visa expired and he waited for two months before returning.Am I really born again?This time, Jiang Mu really suspected that the previous time was not a dream, but a rebirth like in many fantasy novels later.Moreover, he was reborn in the Netherlands in the 90s. He has only been to the Netherlands once in his life. In 97, he accompanied the players of the Sangao Football Club to the Ajax club in the Netherlands for training and stayed in the Netherlands for half a year.

Jiang Mu remembered that later he learned Italian, Dutch and German by himself. He opened his mouth for a test and found that German, Dutch and Italian blurted out, as if he had practiced it thousands of times. "What nonsense are you talking about? It seems to be in Dutch?" Zhao Guangming asked strangely. "I mean, Mr. Ambassador, shouldn't it be time to visit me? Anyway, we are also Chinese citizens. We have been ill in the Netherlands for so long. We should give some humanitarian comfort."

Jiang Mu remembered that he also fell seriously ill when he returned to China in his previous life. The ambassador to the Netherlands was a friend of the owner of the Sangao Club. He once came to see him, because the female translator next to the ambassador was very beautiful. He and Zhao Guangming had sex together. Fan, but they are descendants of famous nobles who came to foreign countries to be gilded. They are not from the same world. Later, I heard that they became ambassadors and heads of an important department of the country. They didn't even dare to speak to others. . "Go to hell, who do you think you are? You don't even take a picture of yourself, the ambassador is here to visit you." Zhao Guangming pouted.As soon as Zhao Guangming finished speaking, the door of the ward opened, and two people walked in accompanied by a Dutch doctor.The leader is a middle-aged man in his 50s, with a dignified appearance and a dignified appearance. He seems to be a person who has been in a high position for a long time.Beside him, about half a step behind is a girl with long autumn water like divine jade and bones, eyebrows like distant mountains and face like porcelain. No matter if you use Eastern or Western aesthetic standards, this is a big girl who can cause traffic jams. Beauty. "Ambassador Tan, what's wrong with you?" Jiang Mu stood up from the hospital bed, but what really surprised him was not that Ambassador Tan came to visit him, but that it happened as he expected, and now the evidence is solid. The bloodiest thing happened—he was reborn.

Ambassador Tan chuckled and said, "Xiao Jiang, I heard that you have been in a coma for seven days. I am really busy with business, so I only came to see you at this time." The beautiful woman beside Ambassador Tan put the flower basket in front of Jiang Mu's hospital bed. On the bedside table, said: "These are the flowers that the ambassador sent you. I wish you a speedy recovery." The voice of the big beauty interpreter was very pleasant, with a female magnetic voice. Both Jiang Mu and Zhao Guangming were stunned for a moment. Mu was a little better, he had seen it twice in his previous life, but Zhao Guangming was a little ugly, and his mouth was dripping.Ambassador Tan smiled slightly. He didn't think it was strange, because Qiao Qiao encountered more crazy scenes than this one in the place where he appeared. Every time he took Qiao Qiao out, he had to bring twice as many armed police. Bringing her precious granddaughter by herself is really a test of her trust and test. "Xiao Jiang, take good care of your illness. If you have any difficulties, you can contact the embassy. In foreign countries, the embassy is your backer, your motherland." Ambassador Tan came to see Jiang Mu just for show, and did not stay long. Flower basket, exchanged a few pleasantries, and hurriedly left the ward with Qiao Qiao.After the ambassador left, Jiang Mu confirmed again that what happened before was not a dream. Countless rebirth events happened to him in fantasy novels, but Jiang Mu quickly calmed down. It doesn't itch when it's too much, and it doesn't worry if it's too much debt. So many strange things happened to him, he has become numb.

Seeing that Zhao Guangming was still sleepwalking, Ha Lazi almost drenched his clothes, and couldn't help laughing: "Guangming, the beautiful women are already ten kilometers away, why are you still in a daze?" "Gone? Really gone It’s gone.” Zhao Guangming just came back to his senses, wiped the corners of his mouth, and sighed: “It’s really a beautiful woman, Mi Yangcheng, who seduces Cai, who can marry such a wife, she will marry her the next day. Hell, I admit it too." "Hehe, I'm afraid that you will scare the genitals on the first night, and you will be in a hurry, and you won't be able to do things." "Then I am willing too, as the ancients said, ten thousand people shake hands from it and let my sleeve Half a year's fragrance, I can kiss Fangze, even if I shake hands." "Damn, the beautiful woman can make you mad, hehe, and she is still singing poems? Guangming, let's think about how we should live in the future, The club can manage us for so long." Jiang Mu's words brought Zhao Guangming back to reality, he thought for a while, and said, "Then the only way to do it is to ask your family for money." "Ask your family for money? Your family is rich, Even if you are rich, the little money at home can outweigh the high consumption here, we still have to work part-time jobs, I will wash dishes, and you go to sell yourself in the red light district." Jiang Mu suggested to Zhao Guangming solemnly.

"Fuck, why don't you sell yourself? You have more capital than me, and you are just right for foreign girls." "I don't have your skills. In fact, it doesn't matter how much capital you have. The main reason is that you don't have enough heart." "Die, eh, wood, Your illness is cured?" "When you see a beautiful woman, AIDS should also be cured." Jiang Mu waved his arm, and felt that there was nothing abnormal in his body. He suspected that what entered his mind was just his own hallucination.When you are sick and weak, all kinds of hallucinations come.Zhao Guangming thought for a while, and said: "Our family is not rich, I don't think we should ask for money from our family, but go out to work. Let's go to the Chinese Chamber of Commerce and find a job with them." Jiang Mu sat On the edge of the bed, with Erlang's legs crossed, swaying, he said, "Guangming, I want to find a coach in the Netherlands." Zhao Guangming was drinking water, and when he heard this, he sprayed water directly on Jiang Mu's body, " Damn, you want to choke me to death, do you think it is possible for you to be a coach in the Netherlands? This is a hundred times more difficult than being a player in the Netherlands." Jiang Mu quickly got up and picked up a towel to wipe the tea on his body, said "You're playing squirting. How will you know if you don't try it?" Zhao Guangming looked at Jiang Mu's serious look and said, "Wood, you can't be serious." Jiang Mu nodded and said, "Guangming, I Seriously. I thought about it. After we return to China, we will never know if we will have the opportunity to be a coach and lead the team independently. Why don’t we practice in the Netherlands? Zhao Guangming shook his head, "Wood, what you said is reasonable, but it is impossible to work. Except for the amateur team, people will not want us. What can you learn in the amateur team. It is better to find a job safely. Work, make some money, and then go back to China." Jiang Mu smiled slightly and said, "Guangming, let's split things up. You go to the Chinese Chamber of Commerce, and I go to the club. When the time comes, whoever finds it first can also help each other." Zhao Guangming said: "That's fine, don't forget me if you are rich." "Well, you are rich, don't forget me." "Damn, swear, you are rich."

"You are rich."

"you are a dog."

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"What? You want to be the coach of Ajax, God, you are so whimsical, Jiang, you should understand, this is impossible, if I let you be the coach of Ajax today, tomorrow I will be killed by the fans Get out of Ajax."

In the chairman's office of the Ajax office building, Chairman Van Eiden looked at Jiang Mu as if he was looking at a mental patient. He even suspected that the young Chinese was playing a prank. If it weren't for Ajax and Sangao Football The club had business dealings and he had him kicked out 10 minutes ago.

"Mr. Chairman, I want to be the coach of the youth team, and assistant coaches are also available. Please believe me, I am qualified for this job. I have received systematic football education, sports psychology at the university, and I have a coaching certificate from the Netherlands. .”

Jiang Mu is not a brat, he knows that the possibility of Ajax giving him a coach is extremely small, but he is unwilling to give up even a millionth hope.

Van Aiden contemptuously picked up Jiang Mu's coaching certificate and threw it in front of Jiang Mu, "Do you think you can coach a world-class team like Ajax with this thing? It's ridiculous, you come from a A country that has never entered the World Cup and has only played a professional league for a few years, you have no experience in coaching any professional team or national team, not even a professional player, why do you make me believe you?"

"Time will prove everything."

"If time proves that you are a liar, how can I explain to the fans and colleagues."

Jiang Mu was speechless, silently picked up the coaching certificate, and walked out of the office, when he reached the door, Jiang Mu suddenly turned around and said word by word: "Time will prove that I am not a liar, but you are a fool. "

"Am I a fool? Hahaha, this is the funniest joke I've ever heard. Don't Chinese people like bragging so much?"

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in the afternoon

Jiang Mu walked into the chairman's office of the Eindhoven club. Harry Ley, the chairman of the Eindhoven club, was very puzzled when he saw this unexpected visitor: "Sir, what can you do?"

"I'm here to apply. I heard that your youth team lacks a coach. I think I have the ability to do it."

Jiang Mu handed over his coaching certificate and resume.

"Chinese?" Harry Ley thought Jiang Mu was Dutch Chinese when he heard Jiang Mu's fluent Dutch, but he didn't expect that he was Chinese. "Sorry, we don't need Chinese coaches. I suggest you go to the right place, there may be need you."

Across from Eindhoven was a table tennis club, and Harry Ley was obviously making fun of Jiang Mu.He didn't look at the coaching certificate and resume at all, and when he saw that Jiang Mu was Chinese, he directly refused.

Jiang Mu was not angry, this was his expected reaction, he said calmly: "Use me, I will make Eindhoven's youth team surpass Ajax and become the cradle of talent."

Harry Ley looked at the Chinese with a brain problem very sympathetically, and said: "We are already the cradle of geniuses, and we don't need a Chinese who doesn't even understand the basics of football to teach our geniuses."

Jiang Mu didn't give up. He withdrew his coaching certificate and said, "Are you short of scouts? I can find the talents with the most potential for you."

Harry Ley finally got impatient and said, "Please leave immediately. Eindhoven will never need Chinese people, whether they are coaches, players or scouts."

The next day, at Willem II in the Eredivisie, the same conversation played out in the chairman's office.

"Can Chinese people play football? Chinese people can also be coaches. It's funny. You are the biggest joke I've ever seen in my life."

"When we Chinese could play football, the Netherlands was still a fishing village. I hope you don't overturn a boat with one pole. I believe I can be a good coach."

"Young people, self-confidence is a good quality, but bragging is not. I will not give you a chance. Don't worry, Dutch football will never hire a Chinese to coach."

"Okay, Dutchman, you die."