I, who disguised myself as a woman, turned out to be a queen! ?

Chapter 20 Big Sister's Poems, Why Make People Crazy

I heard the child sitting on the ground with a depressed face say this to himself.

The sloppy man couldn't help but smiled, and then said: "May I ask if this young master is from the Su family, if so, please tell me, the Imperial Supervisor Xun Kuang is here to pay a visit to Miss Chang'an and Miss Linhan."

When Su Zhaoxin heard that this person was looking for his two sisters, he immediately stood up and looked him up and down.

It's polite to speak, but it's too sloppy, it's fine to wear white clothes, and it's still dragged on the ground, making it dirty!No product!

Put on a hammer, I don't look good in a white dress like my master!
and that beard
It's not as good as the fake beard I made myself!
It's long.
So-so, not as handsome as this young master!
integrated down
dislike; despise!
It's fine to see my second sister, but dare to come to see my eldest sister just like this!
It's still from the Imperial College!

What annoys the Imperial College the most!
The husband in the family opened his mouth and kept his mouth shut just to let them study hard, and when they grow up, they will enter the Imperial College to study.

Can't learn if you don't go to the Imperial College?

Xiaoye's invincible poem, the Imperial College people can do it? ?
Immediately, Su Zhaoxin said with a look of boredom: "Is the Imperial College amazing??"

Xun Kuang froze for a moment and then said, "It's nothing special, it's just a place to study."

Su Zhaoxin curled his lips: "Why, reading is also great, isn't it?"

Xun Kuang was stunned. He didn't know what happened to the young master in front of him who knew the status was not low just by looking at his clothes, but he still said: "It's nothing special, but I have to report my origin when I come here, right?" Moreover, reading is nothing special, it’s just pretending to hold a book in your hand, it’s nothing compared to you sitting here and thinking about the world.”

Su Zhaoxin was startled, and for some reason, looking at the sloppy person in front of him, he was a little pleasing to the eye, and then said: "This sounds good, if you praise me a little more, I won't let you see it." See my third sister, but my third sister has gone to my second uncle's place and will come back after a while, so you have to wait. As for my second sister can't let you see, don't even think about my eldest sister just like you."

Ang, he is indeed the son of the Su family. At this age, he should be one of the twins of the fourth master of the Su family.

Um!Sure enough, he has the demeanor of that fourth master!

After thinking for a while, Xun Kuang continued: "I see, Young Master Su, you are a little sad here alone. Is there something on your mind? I am the best at enlightening people."

Su Zhaoxin was a ghost, and looked at Xun Kuang again, and then asked: "How are you studying, how is your older sister than me, how is your second sister?"

But after asking this question, Su Zhaoxin shook his head: "No, looking at you like this, you know that you can't compare with my second sister, let alone my elder sister. Even my grandpa is moved by my elder sister's poems." thousands of children"

Xun Kuang was helpless, but still said: "Generally, the scripture annotations are not as good as Ms. Linhan's. As for Ms. Chang'an, I am slightly deficient in poetry."

The meaning of the words
According to the scriptures, I am not as good as Su Linhan, and I am better than others.

For poetry and songs, I am slightly inferior to Su Changan at the moment, and I don’t know about the others.

but
Su Zhaoxin couldn't hear it, he just shook his head and sighed: "Hey, you are a student of the Imperial College, you are not very good."

After finishing speaking, he looked at Xun Kuang: "It's not easy for you. You don't look like a scholar. You should spend money to entrust your relationship to the Imperial College. No wonder you are dressed like this. But you look like this. I can't let you meet. But you are lucky, you met me. I happened to write a poem recently. You can learn it. Maybe you can learn some essence or something. Then I will test you. If I If you are satisfied, it is not impossible for you to meet my third sister."

Xun Kuang was amused, and he, who was not sticking to one pattern, immediately bowed to Su Zhaoxin and said, "I also ask Mr. Su to enlighten me."

Seeing that Xun Kuang is so well-behaved, Su Zhaoxin looked at Xun Kuang again, only to think that this was more pleasing to the eye, and a little more.

Afterwards, he didn't write anything, and immediately wanted to recite his "Invincible Poem".

But the poem is on my lips
Su Zhaoxin saw his third uncle Su Zifeng approaching.

"Bastard!! Getting beaten up by your uncle in the morning is not enough!" Su Zifeng saw Xun Kuang bowing to Su Zhaoxin from a distance.

Immediately, he quickened his pace and rushed over, but he couldn't laugh or cry in his heart.

Xun Kuang turned around and saw Su Zifeng immediately saluted: "Master Su."

Although Su Zifeng did not become an official, he was in charge of the affairs of Su Funuo's family, some bookstores of the Su family, Zhuangzi, etc.

But for the convenience of doing things, he also has an official eighth-rank Xielu Lang on his side, so he can afford to call Mr. Su.

Su Zifeng bowed to Xun Kuang and said, "Xun Siye, this kid is ignorant and offended Siye, please forgive me."

Xun Kuang glanced at Su Zhaoxin and said, "Young Master Su, you are not an ordinary person."

Su Zifeng smiled helplessly, glared at Su Zhaoxin who was somewhat proud of Xun Kuang boasting about himself, and immediately said, "Please."

Xun Kuang immediately stopped being polite.

Su Zhaoxin looked at Xun Kuang from behind, how could this scruffy person look more and more pleasing to the eye! !

It can be seen that I am not an ordinary person!

But just when Su Zhaoxin was about to follow along and look for an opportunity to give his poems to Xun Kuang, he saw his sister staring at him from the side of the door.

Su Zhaoxin immediately went up to him.

but it hasn't spoken yet
Snapped!
Su Wan'er raised her foot and kicked Su Zhaoxin directly: "I was beaten by my uncle this morning and ran all over the house. I still want to be beaten!"

Su Zhaoxin rubbed his butt, "Slap me when we meet, sir, you can't take it out on me if you hit me."

Su Wan'er rolled her eyes and said, "That's Lord Xun Kuang Xun, you are so rude, if you let uncle know, I will beat you again!"

Su Zhaoxin resentfully said: "Isn't he just a person who spent money to enter the Imperial College?"

Su Wan'er raised her hand to hit her, but was dodged by Su Zhaoxin.

Then Su Zhaoxin said anxiously: "Su Wan'er! I'm your brother! And with your hands like that, I don't feel pain when you hit me, why are you crying in pain again!!"

Su Wan'er rolled her eyes at Su Zhaoxin: "Come with me, and apologize with me later. That Lord Xun is a great scholar who even grandpa said that his knowledge is comparable to the entire Imperial College. If you make him unhappy, don't If uncle comes back to clean you up, maybe grandpa will beat you!"

The knowledge is as good as the entire Imperial College? ?

Just him?

Can this be compared to the entire Imperial College?
The Guozijian is not an amazing place either.
Good guy!
Then am I even more knowledgeable! !

Su Zhaoxin blinked and looked at the back of Xun Kuang who was getting further and further away.

Su Wan'er didn't know what was going on in her brother's strange mind, she just felt shocked by Xun Kuang's identity, so she didn't bother to say anything: "Hurry up!"

Su Zhaoxin swallowed, and followed his sister.

Very good, sir, I don't need to study in the future, I'm so knowledgeable and I'm still learning!
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Su Zifeng led Xun Kuang into the hall.

Just now, the servants who watched Su Zhaoxin's safety from the door knew that Xun Kuang was coming, and they had already made preparations for the reception.

So when I entered the hall, the tea and snacks on the table were ready.

After the two sat down, Su Zifeng said: "Father and elder brother have both entered the palace, so I can only entertain Xun Siye. I hope Siye will forgive me."

Xun Kuang immediately said: "Your Majesty Su, you are being polite. If those two come out, it will be because I feel uncomfortable."

One is the grand master of the dynasty, and the other is the order of Zhongshu.

They are all officials who stand against the sky.

It's not that he feels uncomfortable standing in front of these two.

Su Zifeng knew the reason, and asked Xun Kuang not to be polite.

Xun Kuang was not from Moji either, so he immediately said, "I'm here today to visit Ms. Chang'an and Ms. Linhan, and to send invitations to the early winter poetry meeting."

While talking, Xun Kuang took out two elegant blue letters from his pocket.

Su Zifeng knew that Su Chang'an and Su Linhan would be invited, but he didn't expect that Xun Kuang would come in person, so he immediately said, "The two nieces, He De He Neng, asked Si Ye to come."

Xun Kuang glanced at the servant who left, and then smiled helplessly: "There is no servant here, if Su Zifeng continues to talk to me so politely, I will take it away."

Su Zifeng smiled immediately: "It's not a disparity in status, you are Lord Si Ye now. I'm just an eighth-rank Xielu Lang."

Xun Kuang cast a contemptuous look at Su Zifeng: "Master Su has a lot of money now, and my classmates and I are all envious. Every time we talk about dinner, I feel that Master Su is very difficult to invite now."

Su Zifeng smiled and shook his head, talking about his mouth, Xun Kuang is the best!
The two had been classmates for three years, but Su Zifeng's studies were average and he returned home halfway.

Now that Xun Kuang is firmly seated in the position of director of the industry, everyone in the capital knows that the next Guozijian must be Xun Kuang's sacrificial wine.

But Su Zifeng didn't envy Xun Kuang either, after all
When I was a classmate, I was often overwhelmed by this person's knowledge, and I was convinced right away!How come envy and jealousy.

"Wait for a while, I'll find someone to ask." Su Zifeng looked at Xun Kuang and was no longer polite.

Xun Kuang nodded.

but haven't spoken yet
Su Zhaoxin jumped out: "My eldest sister is still sleeping, and my second sister said that she is not feeling well. I don't see any visitors today. I didn't see you when I went."

Snapped!
This little thing jumped out suddenly.

Su Wan'er kicked her right away!
Su Zhaoxin felt wronged and rubbed his butt: "What's wrong with me again."

Su Wan'er glared at Su Zhaoxin, then bowed to Su Zifeng and Xun Kuang and said, "Mr. Xun, uncle, my brother made a mistake, and I apologize for him."

Su Zifeng looked at Su Wan'er very strangely, when he noticed Su Wan'er's red and slightly swollen hands, he felt that the old man didn't even look at who he was beating.
If the old man saw this, he wouldn't be so heartbroken!

If you want to beat him to death, you beat that Su Zhaoxin next door!

When Su Wan'er saw Su Zhaoxin, she stood still and stared viciously.

Su Zhaoxin immediately bowed to Xun Kuang and Su Zifeng: "I was the one who was rude just now, please forgive Mr. Xun and uncle."

After finishing speaking, Su Zhaoxin said again: "But my eldest sister is really sleeping, she is lazy. My second sister is not feeling well either, so she didn't see me when I went."

Su Wan'er stared at Su Zhaoxin angrily.

Su Zhaoxin curled his lips, what he said was true, why did he stare at me again.

"So, it looks like I won't see you again." Xun Kuang shook his head regretfully, but looking at Su Wan'er, Xun Kuang turned his head to Su Zifeng and said, "The Su family is going to have another talented girl."

Su Zifeng immediately waved his hand: "I didn't see the red-handed one. I asked my husband to type it in the morning, and I couldn't even compose poems. I'm just a girl, after all, I'm a child."

While talking, Su Zifeng signaled Su Wan'er to get up and come over to him.

Xun Kuang smiled smugly, look at your old man Su's wry smile! !
But when he looked back at Su Zhaoxin, he found that young master Su was looking at him eagerly, so Xun Kuang immediately said, "Master Su had some poems to recite to me just now, since I don't have the chance to meet the two young ladies, I'm just free." Nothing, I wonder if I can do it now?"

Su Zifeng originally looked at Su Wan'er's flushed palms with distress.

Hearing Xun Kuang's words, I don't know what kind of fart this old boy is holding back. He immediately planned to let Su Zhaoxin go, and don't embarrass himself here.

And what about Lao Shizi's invincible poem, after he heard about it earlier, he just felt that this bastard needs to be dealt with!
But before Su Zifeng could say anything
Su Zhaoxin's eyes lit up: "Yo, I still remember! All right, he is indeed the one I like the most."

As he was speaking, he gave Xun Kuang a thumbs up, and then moved to Xun Kuang's side, with his hands on his hips: "Since you have begged me so sincerely over and over again, then I will recite it and listen to it." Alright! Hit the water tank with one punch, and kick the potted plants with one kick. If there is something unpleasant in front of you, punch and kick it directly!"

After the recitation, Su Zhaoxin raised his head: "It's amazing, learn a little bit, and when you master the essence, I'll let you see my third sister."

Su Zifeng rolled his eyes, looked at the troubled guy around him, and planned to do it directly.

At the same time, Su Wan'er pulled Su Zifeng, pointed to the teacup on the table, and signaled to use that to hit him directly.

Su Zifeng laughed out of anger.

And Xun Kuang held back his laughter, and gave Su Zhaoxin a thumbs up: "Young Master, this poem is much better than the poems written by those hard-educated people in the Imperial College!!"

Su Zhaoxin said, subconsciously asked: "Really?"

Xun Kuang nodded seriously: "Trust me."

Su Zhaoxin pursed his lower lips: "It's a pig who lied to me."

Xun Kuang immediately said: "It's more real than real."

Su Zhaoxin was overjoyed: "Okay!! I'll just do this to you. Later, my third sister came back and introduced you to her. Apart from her short temper and ugly looks, she is pretty good! Don't even think about my second sister. My big sister, don’t even dream about it!”

Su Zifeng became angry again when he heard that, if my second brother with a very good temper hears that his daughter has been sold, he will absolutely punish this kid!
Xun Kuang smiled and said immediately: "It seems that I have to work harder to let the young master let me meet the eldest lady and the second lady."

Su Zhaoxin was greatly praised: "That's right!"

But with a glance, he saw his sister glaring at him angrily, and immediately looked at Xun Kuang and said, "Master Xun, that's my sister! Don't look at me."

Only halfway through the words, Xun Kuang interrupted: "Your husband is Mr. Mao. I also studied with him back then, so we are still brothers. So don't call me Mr. Xun."

When Su Zhaoxin heard it, he immediately said: "Then you didn't say it earlier!! No wonder I see you more and more pleasing to the eye, so we are brothers. Okay! Then the younger brother will not be polite to you, and come to Su's house in the future I'll entertain you! But you've got to be close to me and I can't let you see my second sister, big sister, you still can't even think about it in your dreams!"

Xun Kuang was so amused by this tiger boy, he just felt that he really deserved to be the son of the fourth master Su, the waves behind the Yangtze River pushed the waves ahead!

Su Zifeng over there has already been helplessly shaking his head in anger, thinking that when Xun Kuang leaves, he will beat him no matter what.

As for Su Wan'er.
Thanks to Su Zifeng, otherwise Su Wan'er would have rushed over.

But Su Zhaoxin ignored these, looked at Xun Kuang and continued the topic just now: "Look at my sister, it's not that she didn't write poems and was beaten, it's because my sister is too stiff! Just don't write! Why is it because I am too old?" My elder sister wrote a small article for her, but she couldn’t compose it after reading it, so she didn’t compose poems, if you want to argue about reading, my younger sister is much better than me!”

Su Wan'er rolled her eyes, and didn't bother to pay attention to Su Zhaoxin who was always winking at her.

Su Zifeng looked at Xun Kuang with a look of understanding.

Xun Kuang heard the important information in Su Zhaoxin's words, and immediately asked, "Miss Chang'an has a new work?"

Su Zhaoxin nodded immediately: "That's not true, it's amazing. My third uncle looked stupid, my second sister looked stupid, and my grandpa seemed stupid too."

Xun Kuang immediately asked: "Have you memorized it?"

Su Zhaoxin cleared his throat immediately: "Write, my eldest sister's handwriting is too ugly, let me think about it. Write."

Xun Kuang looked expectant, but Su Zhaoxin just choked out a single word.

While Su Wan'er looked at her brother like that, in desperation, she shook her head and recited: "You can't just write about beauties"

Immediately
The short article written by Su Changan that day was completely memorized by Su Wan'er.

Xun Kuang froze in place.

Taste this article carefully, especially the few lines of poetry that can be described as the essence.

Surprised.

Delicious food!Mouth full of fragrance!
Another product!

Endless aftertaste!I can't stop thinking about it!
Fine product!

Wonderful! !
"Great goodness!"

Xun Kuang suddenly stood up and looked at Su Zifeng: "Miss Chang'an's poems are great, Zifeng!! Going to the world's amazing banquet, once the world's most beautiful face... There is a smile in the crowd, the color of the world is like dust... and there are hibiscus Not as good as beauty makeup, the wind from the water palace, the pearls and the emerald fragrance are all excellent words!"

"Beautiful heart, full of pearls! You are worthy of Miss Chang'an! Especially at the end, Yunxiang's clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the spring breeze is blowing on the threshold! Revlon! Xun Kuang wrote thousands of poems about beauties, and none of them are as good as Miss Chang'an! I am ashamed of myself." ,Humbled!!"

so to speak
Xun Kuang quickly looked at Su Wan'er: "Does the poem have a second half or a first half?"

Su Wan'er shook her head: "Big sister wrote this to me."

Xun Kuang's expression suddenly became lonely, and this feeling disappeared suddenly like a beauty in front of him.

Seeing Xun Kuang like this, Su Zifeng said softly, "If we didn't meet at Qunyu Mountain, we would meet at Yaotai."

"This is the second half of Yun Xiang's clothes that my father asked my niece to write down yesterday. As for the others, I was kicked out before I had time to read them."

Xun Kuang closed his eyes and bowed his head, his lips moved, but he connected the whole poem together and muttered to himself.

After a while, Xun Kuang slightly closed his eyes and nodded, as if he was completely intoxicated by Shi Zhihong: "The eyes are intoxicated, as if you are in front of you, it's so beautiful."

After finishing speaking, Xun Kuang turned to look at Su Zifeng: "I have claimed to love beauties in Goulanhua Street in countless years, and I have written hundreds of poems about beauties. I heard this poem today, and it is all shit."

The words fall.

But after bowing, he made a long bow towards the outside of the door.

Seeing this, Su Wan'er quickly endured the pain, and stretched out her hand to pull her brother aside.

Just because of the direction Xun Kuang worshiped, Su Zhaoxin was standing there. Such a great obeisance is unbearable, let alone touched!
Su Zhaoxin was pulled aside and hadn't reacted yet. He just looked at Xun Kuang who suddenly looked like this, and felt it!Another fool!
But I also don't understand a little bit!
Why does big sister's poems make people become like this!
Why can't my invincible poems make people like this?

Seeing Xun Kuang like this, Su Zifeng naturally understood what was going on. After all, this poem can be called an eternal poem!

After bowing, Xun Kuang looked at Su Zifeng and said, "Help me complete the other poems, otherwise I will tell my little brother all your embarrassing things."

When Su Zhaoxin heard it, his eyes lit up immediately!

After Su Zifeng glared at Su Zhaoxin, he looked at Xun Kuang: "Do your best."

Xun Kuang patted Su Zifeng on the shoulder with a smile, and said: "The invitation has arrived, you pass it on for me, and nothing will happen. I'm going back to tear up poems, so I won't sit any longer. I'll treat you to Xiuhu Village outside the city another day. money!"

After all, he cupped his hands, turned around and left.

"Tear the poem?" Su Zifeng asked suspiciously.

Xun Kuang didn't look back but just replied: "It's a pile of dung, if you don't tear it up, you will feel sick and want to vomit!"

Su Zifeng looked at Xun Kuang's sassy back and smiled helplessly, but his eyes were full of admiration just like when he was young.

Su Wan'er looked at the back, she didn't understand, but yearning for it inexplicably.

Su Zhaoxin pursed his lips, and whispered in Su Wan'er's ear, "Sister, if big sister's poems drive our senior brother crazy, will we have to pay for medical treatment?"

Su Wan'er rolled her eyes at her brother, then turned to look at Su Zifeng: "San Bo, Wan'er has to go back to copy books, so I won't talk with you."

Su Zifeng nodded and was about to speak, but took back his original words and said: "Copy slowly, your hands hurt."

Su Wan'er nodded, turned and left, completely ignoring her brother.

"Hands are like that, and you still have to copy the book, ah, this little girl's film is too stiff!!" Su Zhaoxin shook his head with emotion.

But looking at the invitation card in Su Zifeng's hand, he immediately said with a smile: "Uncle San, I'll go and deliver it, just to see if Big Sister is awake."

Su Zifeng smiled and looked at Su Zhaoxin: "You can talk about it after I finish beating you."

Su Zhaoxin was puzzled: "Huh?"

what! ! ! !

Then, a scream came from the main hall of Su's house and shot straight into the sky!
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