I, who disguised myself as a woman, turned out to be a queen! ?

Chapter 214 Between me and your sister-in-law, either she beats me or I get angry at her.

Everyone in the room was startled after hearing this and turned to look at Su Changan.

Su Changan was also puzzled.

But just when Su Changan stood up, Su Qingning had already gone over and took the thick coat that Su Liu had just taken out for Su Changan and put it on Su Changan.

Su Changan smiled and put it on his body, and Su Linhan also opened the door.

However, the door just opened.

Su Changan noticed that in addition to the maid of the Su Mansion, there was Lian Danger standing next to him.

Lian Wei was still blindfolded, with a long sword hanging behind him, and he was wearing the Chixia soldier uniform armor, but now Lian Wei had his ponytail tied high.

In addition, his eyes were covered with red satin, so heroic!
In particular, Lian Wei was ranked No. 8 on the rouge list, and his appearance was not much to mention. Except for Su Chang'an, no one could match him, even Su Linhan, who was slightly inferior.

If it weren't for the obvious mark of the Red Xia Army on her body, she would really be a blindfolded heroine that only appears in novels, sassy and handsome.

"Hey, dear, there's the rumored blindfolded heroine in the world." Su Zhaoxin immediately sighed with emotion.

Su Qingning on the side also stared straight-eyed. She had always dreamed of becoming a heroine like this.

Su Linhan looked at Lian Wei with some sympathy, thinking that Lian Wei was blind and covered his face with silk.

But I also wonder why the people of the Chixia Army would find a blind woman, if there is nothing special about her?
Su Waner recognized her at a glance: "Sister Lian Wei."

But just when Su Waner was about to run in front of Lian Wei.

But she was grabbed by Su Linhan.

Su Waner was stunned for a moment, and immediately thought that this was a message from His Majesty, and immediately looked at Lian Wei secretly.

Lian Wei clasped his fists towards Su Changan and said: "Your Majesty, your Majesty knows that your Majesty left the palace in a hurry and did not bring any gifts, so he specially prepared some things for Mrs. Su and her younger brothers and sisters. In addition, Your Majesty has a written order. I will leave it to you at the end.”

With that said, Lian Wei took out the note with Xia Fengxiang's handwriting from his arms and handed it to Su Changan.

Su Changan didn't have so many rules, so he directly reached out and took it in his hand.

Of course, the reason why Lian Wei can call herself the final general is because she is not an ordinary soldier, but has a relationship with the eighth-grade imperial captain.

Su Changan opened the note.

"Husband~~ When you come back, can you tell your wife who is Mr. Ba?"

See this
Su Changan was startled, especially when he saw this husband, Su Changan smiled knowingly, because he thought that this is what Xia Fengxiang called him when they were doing things last night and this morning.

Especially seeing Xia Fengxiang calling herself a lady, Su Changan chuckled.

But at the end, Mr. Ba
Su Changan froze for a moment.

What Mr. Ba?

Which Mr. Ba.
Why is this girl so crazy? And... Eh?
Mr. Ba? ? ! !

Suddenly, the originally smiling Su Changan's expression suddenly changed.

Su Linhan and others on the side saw their eldest sister's happy smile just now, and her face suddenly changed, and they immediately became curious.

But His Majesty has decreed that if the person concerned does not tell them, they will not dare to ask.

Even Su Zhaoxin knew about this.

So I can only watch like this.

Su Changan looked at Lian Wei and asked, "Did your Majesty look through the pile of papers I piled on the low table in the hall?"

As soon as these words came out, Su Linhan was confused. How could the eldest sister ask such a question to a blind man, and she couldn't see.

However, Lian Wei shook his head and said, "I don't know what will happen."

Su Changan reached out and pinched the bridge of his nose.

Finished
I wrote that stuff casually because I was bored at the time. How come my wife saw it?
The poetry doesn't matter. Although it is explicit, it is very elegant after all. It is elegance in the vulgarity, so it is okay.

But the back part is too direct.

of course
That was not written by Su Changan himself.

It was just a passage that Su Changan remembered from a foreign work he had read in his previous life, "The Archangel Angélique and Other Poems" written by a man named Bataille.

"Sister?" Su Waner looked at Su Changan like this and spoke softly.

Su Changan lowered his head to look at Su Waner, smiled bitterly, rubbed Su Waner's head and said softly: "What should I do? I don't want to go back to the palace."

After all, there was a message from His Majesty, so Yan Ruyu came over just now. When she heard Su Changan's words, she felt helpless and said, "My Majesty, please stop talking nonsense. If His Majesty hears it, I will say something to you again."

Su Changan looked at Yan Ruyu and sighed deeply.

But when they saw Su Linhan, Su Qingning and others looked at him with worried expressions, so they smiled bitterly and said, "It's okay, I'm afraid I will be eaten by your sister-in-law if I go back tonight."

hear this
People around were confused, especially Su Linhan and others. What should I say?
They were very curious about what His Majesty and his eldest sister were doing every day, whether they were biting or eating.
At the same time, I am even more curious about what is written in His Majesty's handwriting.

Su Changan sighed again.

But
After sighing, Su Changan was suddenly stunned.

Because he suddenly thought about why he was worried
I didn't do anything before, so it was quite embarrassing to find out, but I was honest and happy, so why should I worry about it.

It’s okay to say such filthy aesthetic words in person.

Thinking of this, Su Changan suddenly felt relieved, because it was nothing to discover. He even thought that it would not be a bad thing if his wife found out, and she could really give it a try.

Thinking of that scene, Su Changan smiled softly, thinking it was a bit beautiful.

On the other hand, Su Linhan, Su Qingning and others looked at their eldest sister strangely, wondering why the eldest sister was laughing.
How do eldest sister and His Majesty get along with each other? It feels so strange.

Su Zhaoxin finally couldn't help it and said: "Sister, are you scared that His Majesty wants to eat you?"

When people on the other side heard this, they all rolled their eyes.

Su Changan looked down at Su Zhaoxin: "Go to the side."

Su Zhaoxin was also happy: "Okay!"

So Peipianpidianer ran to Su Qingning and stood next to her.

After Su Changan felt helpless for a moment, he put away the note in his hand and looked at Lian Wei: "Did your Majesty say anything else?"

Lian Wei immediately shook his head: "Nothing more to say. Just let me go back with you."

Su Changan nodded: "Then come in, we will go back after dinner."

Lian Wei nodded slightly.

Su Linhan looked at Lian Wei and thought about the other person's blindness. She stepped forward and said softly: "Let me help you."

Lian Wei was startled and looked at Su Linhan in confusion, somewhat confused as to what Su Linhan meant by helping him.

Su Changan was stunned, then understood immediately, and said with a smile: "The silk on Lian Wei's face is just a decoration."

Hearing this, the others were startled and looked at Lian Wei strangely.

Lian Wei immediately understood Su Linhan's good intentions, and immediately clasped his fists and said, "Thank you, Miss Second, for your kindness. I'm not blind. It's just because of the skills I practice that I wear this silk blindfold."

hear this
Su Linhan felt a little embarrassed, and then bowed: "I misunderstood Miss Lian Wei."

After saying that, Su Linhan looked at Lian Wei.

At the moment, Lian Wei was looking at Su Linhan.

I don't know if it was because of the closer distance, but Su Linhan saw Lian Wei's eyes through the red satin.

how to say
If the pupils are like water, they will look really good.

Lian Wei looked at Su Linhan and it was the first time he had seen a lady like this. He had a good feeling in his heart. He just thought that she was worthy of being the queen's sister. Like the queen, she had no airs of being a noble.

When Su Changan saw the two of them like this, he didn't think anything of it. He just put the note away in his hand and thought about talking about it when he went back in the evening.

To say that in the whole room, the only one who didn't care about Su Changan's receipt of Xia Fengxiang's handwriting was Su Liheng.

Because after he heard about Su Changan saying that Youli was Maomao's friend, he immediately ran to Maomao's side.

then
Just when Su Changan turned around, he saw Su Liheng serving tea and water to the cat.

Maomao rolled his eyes and looked at Su Changan, with two big words "Save me" written on his face.

Su Changan smiled helplessly, returned to the room and sat down again in the same position.

Others naturally entered the house.Of course, everyone saw Su Liheng fawning over Maomao at this time.

Everyone rolled their eyes, especially Su Qingning, who looked at her brother like this. After a moment of helplessness, she walked over and grabbed Su Liheng back from Maomao.

Although Su Liheng was chubby, Su Qingning had not yet entered the rank, but she did have some boxing skills, so it was easy to catch Su Liheng.

Su Qingning even said directly: "Don't cause trouble to others!"

Su Liheng pouted: "Sister! My sister Mao'er is not an outsider. She is an existence like my own sister, on the same level as you."

After that, he stood up and planned to walk towards Maomao.

But unexpectedly, Maomao took the initiative and came to their side first. Not only did he not say anything, he also walked to Su Changan.

this stop.

Su Liheng looked at Maomao and then at Su Changan.

Su Qingning dared to behave and roll around in front of Su Liheng, but Su Changan and Su Linhan were the only ones who he would never dare to mess around with.

When Su Zhaoxin saw Su Liheng's deflated look, he ran to Su Linhan first and then said, "Coward."

Upon hearing this, Su Liheng immediately turned his head and looked over.

Su Zhaoxin immediately hid behind Su Linhan, which made Su Liheng curl his lips.

Su Changan looked at it and smiled, then thought for a moment and said, "If you really like Youli, Maomao can help you introduce her, but you can't use your identity to pressure her, especially she should also know that you are my brother, right?" You should be more respectful in your attitude. I will let Maomao make it clear to Youli about this and just treat you as an ordinary person. And I must tell you that you have only met once. There is such a thing as love at first sight in the world, but Very rarely, you’d better think carefully about whether you really like it.”

When Su Liheng heard this, he nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking at rice.

But Su Liheng frowned and wanted to ask Su Changan something.

But Maomao said from the side: "Youli will return to their village in two days. I don't have time these days because I have to follow Mr. Zhang Wenjing to learn medical skills."

After hearing this, Su Liheng's heart, which had just taken off, suddenly fell to the ground.

Su Changan was confused for a moment: "Didn't you say that I would bring you medicinal materials? And I would also teach you the medical skills of their village."

Maomao nodded: "Because I will come back."

Hearing this, Su Liheng's face became happy again, and he looked at Maomao expectantly.

Maomao looked at Su Liheng and sighed: "I don't know what you are talking about, let alone your love, but I will write to her and ask her, and if she is willing, I will tell you her address."

Su Liheng immediately nodded like crazy. Finally, he suddenly remembered something and immediately bowed to Maomao: "Thank you, Sister Mao'er. I, Su Liheng, owe you a big favor."

Maomao said coldly, "Oh." Maomao couldn't muster the energy to pay more attention to this kind of thing.

Su Changan looked at Maomao and smiled helplessly.

Thinking of the time when I just talked to Cui Yuer about her stalking Maomao.

Because he was teaching Cui Yuer, Maomao looked excited on the side. Then Cui Yuer looked at Maomao, and Maomao looked furious again.

After going back and forth, Cui Yuer directly said, "If you talk to me more, it will be okay even if you scold me. I want to see Qingnv sister smile, and then go to my uncle to show off." '

then
Su Changan rolled his eyes and drove Cui Yuer away.

Maomao unluckily took out the glutinous rice from her small satchel and threw it in the direction Cui Yuer left.

Thinking of this, and looking at Maomao's appearance at the moment, he smiled helplessly. It was like raising a kitten, and he had no idea what this girl was thinking.

but
Everyone in the room rolled their eyes when they saw Su Liheng like this.

Su Liheng, on the other hand, didn't care. He sat on the stool and looked at the red beans in his hand happily. But as he kept looking, Su Liheng sighed and looked at Su Chang'an: "Sister, liking someone is quite tiring. It's more tiring than making money. ”

Su Changan rolled his eyes helplessly.

But nothing has been said yet.

Su Liheng raised his eyes and looked at Su Chang'an: "Sister, you just said that I am sure you really like her. How come you really like her? How does it feel for you and our sister-in-law to like each other?"

Hearing Su Liheng's words, Su Linhan frowned: "Su Liheng!"

Su Liheng looked at Su Linhan and immediately knew that he was talking too fast, so he said, "You and your Majesty."

Su Changan didn't say anything more. These rules must be explained. We are one of our own people at the moment. However, if there are people with evil intentions who listen to it, they will always make a fuss. There will be no trouble at all. If there is no trouble, , you have to be more careful.

but
Su Changan said it was okay, so he thought for a moment and said, "Your sister-in-law and I, let me think about it."

Thinking like this, Su Changan inexplicably thought of the happiness last night and this morning. After all, it was the first time, so Su Changan could not help but recall it.

But recalling it like this, a silly smile naturally appeared on his face.

Everyone looked at Su Changan's sweet smile, and after being startled, they couldn't help but laugh.

then
Su Chang'an said: "Let me think about it, how do I put it? What I like about your sister-in-law is that she dominates me and I follow her. When I make her angry, she bites me when she is angry, and I shout, She felt distressed again, so she helped me rub it, and then I continued to make her angry, which made her even more angry, so I started to coax her. After I finished coaxing, the two of them hugged each other like normal people and kissed each other, but It’s getting closer recently.”

Having said this, Su Changan thought about it carefully and summed it up: "It's me and your sister-in-law. Every day, she beats me or I'm angry with her, but the two of us can't see each other and think too much about each other. It's almost like this .”

Everyone in the room was silent as they listened to Su Changan's words.

Among them, Su Linhan and Su Qingning had read a lot of romance novels, especially after watching Red Mansions. They knew a little about these things and immediately pursed their lips and smiled.

I just thought that my eldest sister is so nice on weekdays, but she seems to be so mean in front of His Majesty, and she just needs to be dealt with.

In particular, Su Linhan recalled the scene of His Majesty pinching her eldest sister during the previous literary meeting, and she even laughed.

Su Qingning even covered her mouth, not daring to laugh, because although the things that the eldest sister did were very unmanageable, His Majesty helped the eldest sister with kneading and so on. Isn't this the kind of joy in the storybook? The feeling of being enemies, isn’t this so sweet!

She just wanted to find a husband like this.

Su Wan'er didn't quite understand, but she felt that the eldest sister and His Majesty were in love, huh!Super~~~loving!

Su Zhaoxin frowned and looked at Su Changan, pursed his lips, and thought, oh my god, is this just love?It sounds so complicated, but it still needs to be beaten, rubbed and so on.Sure enough it's not suitable for me! !It is impossible to fall in love in this life!You dare to hit me, rub me, bite and eat me. Are you looking for a wife?

Su Liheng blinked and looked at Su Chang'an: "Sister, please explain in detail, I don't understand."

Hearing this, Su Changan rolled his eyes: "Let's think about your size, and you are now sure that you just like Youli, that is, you will not be tempted by girls other than Youli."

Hearing the word "tempted", Su Liheng immediately said: "But I'm tempted. The first time I saw him, I felt he was prettier than you, and I took him to our rouge shop and gave him a lot for free, but She didn’t want it, it was all money, I don’t know why I didn’t want it, I was so worried, I didn’t even think about making money, and I made an appointment with shopkeeper Li last night to talk about medicinal food.”

Su Changan was stunned for a moment: "Medicinal diet?"

Su Liheng nodded with a grimace: "Didn't you see him writing poems yesterday? Especially after listening to your poems and the words about beauty, medicine, and beauty that you mentioned to me before, I thought that I could do it. If there are any good medicinal foods that are good for a woman’s skin, figure, etc., use our signature crimson lips, and then work together with shopkeeper Li’s medicinal ingredients to prepare one.”

Hear this
Su Chang'an looked at Su Liheng in surprise, "Hey, this brat is really good at doing business. I didn't even tell him this, so I just figured it out myself."

Su Changan had thought about this matter, but thought about it later, after all, there was no suitable opportunity.

However, Su Liheng continued to speak: "But, sister, if you want to do this, you have to lend me Sister Mao'er. When it comes to medical skills, I trust her. After all, our crimson lips are not only a big sign, but also related to you." Face, I can’t lose your face, so I thought that Sister Mao’er must take action herself.”

Hearing this, Su Changan thought for a moment that this was true, especially since it had to be carefully checked.

but
After taking a look at the money-obsessed cat with some interest, and even a silver ingot pattern in his eyes, Su Changan rolled his eyes and looked at Su Liheng: "Your sister Mao'er is not a commodity, and she can't borrow anything. And now she is six years old. A good medical officer cannot do these things casually."

Hearing that Maomao was now a sixth-grade medical officer, Su Linhan, Su Zhaoxin and others in the room looked at Maomao in surprise.

Maomao was stunned for a moment, then gave a thumbs up and said with a stern look on his face: "I'm super awesome!"

Everyone was still surprised.

but
Yan Ruyu and Lian Wei, who were sitting on the other side, listened to everyone chatting.

One of them, Lian Wei, thought for a long time and then said: "Do you want to tell your majesty what the empress just said?"

Yan Ruyu said seriously: "If I tell you, I'm afraid I will scream for a long time."

Lian Wei was silent for a moment, but looking at Su Changan rolling his eyes, he asked, "Is your Majesty usually like this?"

Yan Ruyu was stunned for a moment, but immediately knew that Lian Wei was talking about sudden nonsense like Su Changan's, so she sighed: "Just get used to it."

Lian Wei said "Oh", and then looked at Su Linhan involuntarily. Thinking of what Su Linhan planned to help him just now, he smiled slightly.

……

but
Some are happy and some are worried.

The brothers and sisters of the Su family laughed happily.

But on the Yang Mansion side.

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PS: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! !Here, Su Changan took two bites of the mooncake for everyone to eat! !
(End of this chapter)