I, who disguised myself as a woman, turned out to be a queen! ?
Chapter 302: Everything is edible!So it’s not considered poison
Chapter 302: Everything is edible!So it’s not considered poison
The three women did not fully understand what Su Changan meant.
What can't be experimented on, so there's no need to like it or anything like that.
Even Su Linhan, the smartest among the three, did not understand the meaning of these words.
Su Changan sat up, but his expression changed as he felt a little pain from the wound.
When the three girls saw it, they came over to help her. Su Changan waved his hands to show that it didn't matter, and then said: "The thing about cats is hard to figure out. Even I don't know what this girl is thinking sometimes."
hear this
The three girls blinked one after another, looking puzzled.
But this time.
I don’t know if it was because Xiangluo took the little black cat away, but the cat returned to the yard, and in his arms was a glass bottle containing a strange green liquid.
When he saw the green liquid, Su Changan immediately became alert!
Su Linhan thought for a while and then said: "Master Zhao Shi in the Imperial College raised a cat, and he also wrote a lot of poems about cats. I heard from Master Zhao that he likes cats so much because ' It's hard for people to do this kind of thing unintentionally, but cats can do it. Although they don't know what the cat is thinking every day, just because they don't know what the cat is thinking, they send him the phrase "unintentionally" to cater to him. It's easy to accommodate.'"
"And he said that when he sees a cat, he will keep looking at it. Even if the cat is simply sleeping, he will keep looking at it involuntarily. In particular, he also said that the cat he raised usually doesn't like to talk to him, but every time Feed him something or give him something fun, and the cat will start to please him. Although it makes people feel flattery, he doesn't think much of it, because he thinks that his cat is just a carefree gadget with no heart. There’s nothing to be angry about.”
"And even if it makes the cat angry, he will still tease him unconsciously, and the cat will also be angry. But every time the cat sees his owner, although he will come over to bite and scratch him, he will never really hurt him. You, so Master Zhao Shi said that if cats are regarded as people, cats are the kind of people who live a casual life and will show their unhappiness and happiness. They have no ill intentions and will not play tricks on people. .So.huh?”
When Su Linhan said this, she suddenly realized something.
And Su Changan also realized something, including Su Qingning and Li Xingyue on the side.
subconsciously
All four of them looked at Maomao who was sitting there, playing with green liquid with a sly smile on his face.
but.
When you find yourself being watched.
Maomao blinked and looked at Su Changan and others, "What's wrong?"
When asking questions, Maomao hid the medicine bottle containing green liquid behind his back.
Su Changan stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyebrows: "It's nothing, you can continue to play with you."
Saying this, Su Changan will definitely do everything possible to please himself when he thinks that he wants to give good things to cats or when cats ask him for something.
But when I want to annoy Maomao, Maomao will directly criticize me, or even ignore me completely.
this girl.
Isn’t it just a cat?
Maomao looked at Su Changan, tilting his head and blinking with confusion on his face.
Su Linhan and others on the side laughed even more.
Although they didn't get along with the cat for very long, it was hard to forget the cat like this, and inexplicably, the more they looked at the cat, the more they fell in love with it.
So these three people also have a good impression of cats.
And let alone them, even the Su Liu family, the third aunt and the others also like cats very much.
Even Mrs. Su Liu once said, "Mao Mao is such a good kid, how could he say nasty things." '
This made Su Changan wonder for a while whether Maomao was pretending to be a good girl in front of others, but later he discovered that Maomao was not pretending, but some of the words she said sounded very cute and nice to the Su Liu family. .
Li Xingyue said with a smile at this time: "Sister Chang'an doesn't know that there are a lot of rumors about Maomao outside now, especially sister You's poems can now be sold for tens of thousands of taels outside!"
Hearing this, Su Changan looked at Li Xingyue in surprise.
Su Changan knew that his poems were valuable, but were they suddenly so valuable? ?
Su Linhan saw Su Changan's doubts, so she said with a smile: "Sister's song "I'm going to drink" has long been popular in the streets and alleys of Luo'an City. All scholars now have to recite a few lines when drinking. Moreover, with my current status, Naturally, the price will increase. And Maomao revealed those poems at the wedding banquet, which were seen by many people, so everyone is joking now that 'whoever gets Maomao will get countless poems by the Queen.'"
Su Qingning said on the side: "This is more polite. It has been said outside that the medical officer next to the Queen is walking around with a million taels of silver in his pocket all day long."
Li Xingyue nodded immediately: "Yes, and as far as I know, among the officials and officials who admire you, eldest sister, many of them are now pretending to be sick and want Maomao to see a doctor, and then get the medicine package in Maomao's little bag."
Su Changan smiled helplessly, and then looked at Maomao.
At this time, Maomao lowered his head and was playing with the green liquid again, with a look of excitement and joy on his face.
Su Changan wanted to complain when he saw it, but didn't know what to say.
Anyway
Just don’t eat anything the cat gives you next!
three girls
Su Linhan entered the palace because she was sent to deliver a letter to the empress.
Naturally, Su Qingning came with Su Linhan. Of course, the main purpose was that Su Qingning came to see Su Changan.
Li Xingyue came to deliver official documents to Su Changan because of Gong Zhengsi's affairs.
therefore
The three of them didn't stay long. After chatting for a while, the three of them reluctantly left.
three people leave
The black kitten ran into the hall. Because the wooden floor in the hall was very warm, the little black kitten lay on the floor and licked its paws comfortably.
Su Changan looked at the cat. After thinking for a while, he turned to look at Maomao: "Are you really not going to Dunhuang?"
At this time, Maomao came out from the kitchen with something. Hearing Su Changan's words, he nodded: "Yes, I won't go."
Su Changan didn't say anything more.Because this is actually not the first time Su Changan has told Maomao about this.
After all, Maomao had promised Maomao before that Maomao could leave after he reached the eighth level. For this reason, Maomao spent all day researching various medicinal wines for himself to drink.
The first time he told Maomao about going to Dunhuang was actually more than half a month ago. Su Changan felt that he no longer needed anyone to protect him, so he asked Maomao to go to Dunhuang to visit relatives.
But Maomao rejected it.
The second time was two days ago. When Maomao was changing Su Changan's dressing, Su Changan mentioned it once, but Maomao still refused.
And now.
Maomao refused again.
After Su Changan lay down again, he looked at the carefree and comfortable kitten. After thinking for a while, he said: "Actually, I don't need your protection now. I have reached the ninth level inexplicably. Ordinary poisons can't do anything to me." It doesn’t work anymore, so you can go to Dunhuang. Didn’t I give you the money and so on? I will also find someone to accompany you to protect you."
Maomao had already arrived at Su Changan's side and put down the tray in his hand. However, after hearing Su Changan's words, Maomao still shook his head and said firmly: "I won't go."
As he spoke, Maomao took away the cloth covering the tray, then pulled Su Changan's clothes, and motioned Su Changan to look at it with a proud look on his face.
Su Changan lowered his head and saw green pills placed on the tray.
Looking at these pills, Su Changan was stunned for a moment and looked at Maomao in confusion.
Maomao said with a proud look on his face: "One of my new snacks can make a person sleep for many days. To make it look better, I also added some flesh and blood of the centipede into it. Huh, it's worthy of me, it's amazing!"
Saying this, Maomao looked at Su Changan: "Would you like to eat it? It's delicious!"
The way Maomao looks now is that he has got something new, and he is so excited that he can't wait to show it off.
After Su Changan heard this, he reached out and pinched Maomao's head.
Maomao was in pain and immediately held Su Changan's arms with both hands and stared at Su Changan.
Su Changan said: "If anyone else had said this to me, Ruyu and the others would have already taken action."
While talking, Su Changan let go of his hand.
Maomao sat on the ground with his head in his hands and looked at Su Changan angrily: "You are already in the ninth level. This level of poison has no effect on you."
Su Changan said seriously: "Even if it is useless to me, normal people will not look for poison! What's more, I don't know how I got to the ninth level. I feel like I got there in a blink of an eye."
Hearing this, Yan Ruyu, Lian Wei, Zhou Qianhong and others on the side all looked helpless.
In a blink of an eye, we reached the ninth level.
Ah!
They don’t know what to say!
Maomao immediately said: "Then you let me go to Dunhuang. What will you do if you get poisoned when I leave? There is no way that poison will exist with me by your side!"
Hearing this, Su Changan looked down at the green pills, then looked at Maomao and said, "Do you want to listen to what you said?"
Maomao looked directly at Su Changan and emphasized: "All mine are edible! So they are not considered poison."
Su Changan looked at Maomao.
Maomao immediately avoided looking at Su Changan.
Su Changan felt helpless and reached out to rub Maomao's head: "Whatever, tell me when you want to leave and I will help you make arrangements."
Maomao nodded: "Yeah!"
Then, Maomao took the waste paper basket on one side and began to wrap the pills, which would lose a layer of powder on the outside.
Su Changan looked at Maomao's skillful movements, and after a moment of silence he said, "Mao'er, do you know that you are now holding tens of thousands of taels of silver to pack medicinal materials?"
These waste papers are naturally the things Su Changan wrote and discarded.
but.
Just these papers, with tens of thousands of taels of silver outside.
Maomao said 'hmm'.
Su Changan said: "How about using other paper in the future? You are being watched by many people now."
Maomao shook his head: "You will get burned anyway, so just use this. Besides, there are a lot of people coming to me for medical treatment recently, so I can make a lot of money! In your words, these papers are my advertisements!"
After finishing speaking, Maomao let out a money-loving laugh, "Hey."
Su Changan once again didn't know what to say, but seeing how happy the cat was now, he turned to look at the little black cat over there who was playing with the tassels on the cushion and making happy sounds.
Su Changan was silent for a moment, then blinked and looked at Maomao: "Cat, can you imitate that cat and roll on the floor?"
"Huh!?" Maomao raised his eyes and stared at Su Changan.
(End of this chapter)
The three women did not fully understand what Su Changan meant.
What can't be experimented on, so there's no need to like it or anything like that.
Even Su Linhan, the smartest among the three, did not understand the meaning of these words.
Su Changan sat up, but his expression changed as he felt a little pain from the wound.
When the three girls saw it, they came over to help her. Su Changan waved his hands to show that it didn't matter, and then said: "The thing about cats is hard to figure out. Even I don't know what this girl is thinking sometimes."
hear this
The three girls blinked one after another, looking puzzled.
But this time.
I don’t know if it was because Xiangluo took the little black cat away, but the cat returned to the yard, and in his arms was a glass bottle containing a strange green liquid.
When he saw the green liquid, Su Changan immediately became alert!
Su Linhan thought for a while and then said: "Master Zhao Shi in the Imperial College raised a cat, and he also wrote a lot of poems about cats. I heard from Master Zhao that he likes cats so much because ' It's hard for people to do this kind of thing unintentionally, but cats can do it. Although they don't know what the cat is thinking every day, just because they don't know what the cat is thinking, they send him the phrase "unintentionally" to cater to him. It's easy to accommodate.'"
"And he said that when he sees a cat, he will keep looking at it. Even if the cat is simply sleeping, he will keep looking at it involuntarily. In particular, he also said that the cat he raised usually doesn't like to talk to him, but every time Feed him something or give him something fun, and the cat will start to please him. Although it makes people feel flattery, he doesn't think much of it, because he thinks that his cat is just a carefree gadget with no heart. There’s nothing to be angry about.”
"And even if it makes the cat angry, he will still tease him unconsciously, and the cat will also be angry. But every time the cat sees his owner, although he will come over to bite and scratch him, he will never really hurt him. You, so Master Zhao Shi said that if cats are regarded as people, cats are the kind of people who live a casual life and will show their unhappiness and happiness. They have no ill intentions and will not play tricks on people. .So.huh?”
When Su Linhan said this, she suddenly realized something.
And Su Changan also realized something, including Su Qingning and Li Xingyue on the side.
subconsciously
All four of them looked at Maomao who was sitting there, playing with green liquid with a sly smile on his face.
but.
When you find yourself being watched.
Maomao blinked and looked at Su Changan and others, "What's wrong?"
When asking questions, Maomao hid the medicine bottle containing green liquid behind his back.
Su Changan stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyebrows: "It's nothing, you can continue to play with you."
Saying this, Su Changan will definitely do everything possible to please himself when he thinks that he wants to give good things to cats or when cats ask him for something.
But when I want to annoy Maomao, Maomao will directly criticize me, or even ignore me completely.
this girl.
Isn’t it just a cat?
Maomao looked at Su Changan, tilting his head and blinking with confusion on his face.
Su Linhan and others on the side laughed even more.
Although they didn't get along with the cat for very long, it was hard to forget the cat like this, and inexplicably, the more they looked at the cat, the more they fell in love with it.
So these three people also have a good impression of cats.
And let alone them, even the Su Liu family, the third aunt and the others also like cats very much.
Even Mrs. Su Liu once said, "Mao Mao is such a good kid, how could he say nasty things." '
This made Su Changan wonder for a while whether Maomao was pretending to be a good girl in front of others, but later he discovered that Maomao was not pretending, but some of the words she said sounded very cute and nice to the Su Liu family. .
Li Xingyue said with a smile at this time: "Sister Chang'an doesn't know that there are a lot of rumors about Maomao outside now, especially sister You's poems can now be sold for tens of thousands of taels outside!"
Hearing this, Su Changan looked at Li Xingyue in surprise.
Su Changan knew that his poems were valuable, but were they suddenly so valuable? ?
Su Linhan saw Su Changan's doubts, so she said with a smile: "Sister's song "I'm going to drink" has long been popular in the streets and alleys of Luo'an City. All scholars now have to recite a few lines when drinking. Moreover, with my current status, Naturally, the price will increase. And Maomao revealed those poems at the wedding banquet, which were seen by many people, so everyone is joking now that 'whoever gets Maomao will get countless poems by the Queen.'"
Su Qingning said on the side: "This is more polite. It has been said outside that the medical officer next to the Queen is walking around with a million taels of silver in his pocket all day long."
Li Xingyue nodded immediately: "Yes, and as far as I know, among the officials and officials who admire you, eldest sister, many of them are now pretending to be sick and want Maomao to see a doctor, and then get the medicine package in Maomao's little bag."
Su Changan smiled helplessly, and then looked at Maomao.
At this time, Maomao lowered his head and was playing with the green liquid again, with a look of excitement and joy on his face.
Su Changan wanted to complain when he saw it, but didn't know what to say.
Anyway
Just don’t eat anything the cat gives you next!
three girls
Su Linhan entered the palace because she was sent to deliver a letter to the empress.
Naturally, Su Qingning came with Su Linhan. Of course, the main purpose was that Su Qingning came to see Su Changan.
Li Xingyue came to deliver official documents to Su Changan because of Gong Zhengsi's affairs.
therefore
The three of them didn't stay long. After chatting for a while, the three of them reluctantly left.
three people leave
The black kitten ran into the hall. Because the wooden floor in the hall was very warm, the little black kitten lay on the floor and licked its paws comfortably.
Su Changan looked at the cat. After thinking for a while, he turned to look at Maomao: "Are you really not going to Dunhuang?"
At this time, Maomao came out from the kitchen with something. Hearing Su Changan's words, he nodded: "Yes, I won't go."
Su Changan didn't say anything more.Because this is actually not the first time Su Changan has told Maomao about this.
After all, Maomao had promised Maomao before that Maomao could leave after he reached the eighth level. For this reason, Maomao spent all day researching various medicinal wines for himself to drink.
The first time he told Maomao about going to Dunhuang was actually more than half a month ago. Su Changan felt that he no longer needed anyone to protect him, so he asked Maomao to go to Dunhuang to visit relatives.
But Maomao rejected it.
The second time was two days ago. When Maomao was changing Su Changan's dressing, Su Changan mentioned it once, but Maomao still refused.
And now.
Maomao refused again.
After Su Changan lay down again, he looked at the carefree and comfortable kitten. After thinking for a while, he said: "Actually, I don't need your protection now. I have reached the ninth level inexplicably. Ordinary poisons can't do anything to me." It doesn’t work anymore, so you can go to Dunhuang. Didn’t I give you the money and so on? I will also find someone to accompany you to protect you."
Maomao had already arrived at Su Changan's side and put down the tray in his hand. However, after hearing Su Changan's words, Maomao still shook his head and said firmly: "I won't go."
As he spoke, Maomao took away the cloth covering the tray, then pulled Su Changan's clothes, and motioned Su Changan to look at it with a proud look on his face.
Su Changan lowered his head and saw green pills placed on the tray.
Looking at these pills, Su Changan was stunned for a moment and looked at Maomao in confusion.
Maomao said with a proud look on his face: "One of my new snacks can make a person sleep for many days. To make it look better, I also added some flesh and blood of the centipede into it. Huh, it's worthy of me, it's amazing!"
Saying this, Maomao looked at Su Changan: "Would you like to eat it? It's delicious!"
The way Maomao looks now is that he has got something new, and he is so excited that he can't wait to show it off.
After Su Changan heard this, he reached out and pinched Maomao's head.
Maomao was in pain and immediately held Su Changan's arms with both hands and stared at Su Changan.
Su Changan said: "If anyone else had said this to me, Ruyu and the others would have already taken action."
While talking, Su Changan let go of his hand.
Maomao sat on the ground with his head in his hands and looked at Su Changan angrily: "You are already in the ninth level. This level of poison has no effect on you."
Su Changan said seriously: "Even if it is useless to me, normal people will not look for poison! What's more, I don't know how I got to the ninth level. I feel like I got there in a blink of an eye."
Hearing this, Yan Ruyu, Lian Wei, Zhou Qianhong and others on the side all looked helpless.
In a blink of an eye, we reached the ninth level.
Ah!
They don’t know what to say!
Maomao immediately said: "Then you let me go to Dunhuang. What will you do if you get poisoned when I leave? There is no way that poison will exist with me by your side!"
Hearing this, Su Changan looked down at the green pills, then looked at Maomao and said, "Do you want to listen to what you said?"
Maomao looked directly at Su Changan and emphasized: "All mine are edible! So they are not considered poison."
Su Changan looked at Maomao.
Maomao immediately avoided looking at Su Changan.
Su Changan felt helpless and reached out to rub Maomao's head: "Whatever, tell me when you want to leave and I will help you make arrangements."
Maomao nodded: "Yeah!"
Then, Maomao took the waste paper basket on one side and began to wrap the pills, which would lose a layer of powder on the outside.
Su Changan looked at Maomao's skillful movements, and after a moment of silence he said, "Mao'er, do you know that you are now holding tens of thousands of taels of silver to pack medicinal materials?"
These waste papers are naturally the things Su Changan wrote and discarded.
but.
Just these papers, with tens of thousands of taels of silver outside.
Maomao said 'hmm'.
Su Changan said: "How about using other paper in the future? You are being watched by many people now."
Maomao shook his head: "You will get burned anyway, so just use this. Besides, there are a lot of people coming to me for medical treatment recently, so I can make a lot of money! In your words, these papers are my advertisements!"
After finishing speaking, Maomao let out a money-loving laugh, "Hey."
Su Changan once again didn't know what to say, but seeing how happy the cat was now, he turned to look at the little black cat over there who was playing with the tassels on the cushion and making happy sounds.
Su Changan was silent for a moment, then blinked and looked at Maomao: "Cat, can you imitate that cat and roll on the floor?"
"Huh!?" Maomao raised his eyes and stared at Su Changan.
(End of this chapter)
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