I, who disguised myself as a woman, turned out to be a queen! ?

Chapter 36 The Prime Minister's Mansion is Here (Two Chapters in One!!)

Today is the Xiaochaohui, so officials below the fourth rank do not need to participate, and even some fourth rank idlers do not need to come.

From when the cock crows in the morning to now at noon.

Sometimes, it will not end until this late.

As for what to say.
Such as the issue of the army of the vassal kings in Shu, and the eight princes of Jiaodong who need to be recruited to prevent foreign invasions like a few months ago. Incorrect, or made some kind of reference, etc.
The empress was in the coveted position of the world and listened to the quarrels below.

There was no need for her to say anything, many things were discussed by those powerful people down there, and she just nodded at the end.

Of course, there are some things that people with different standpoints will oppose on their own. Of course, the Empress is also happy to stand on the sidelines and watch dogs eat dogs.

But no matter whether she wants to nod or not, every word and every word has to be pondered over, even a cough that seems to have nothing to do with it has to be thought about.

All the affairs of temples have always been closely linked.

And everyone who can stand at the Xiaochao meeting has two magic weapons, a knife and a sword, a knife hidden in a smile, and a sword with a sweet heart.

Therefore, every court meeting, no matter how big or small, the empress would suffer from headaches, she was really tired, but she also knew that compared to getting up and dying, this little tiredness was nothing.

Over the past few years, the empress has become more and more used to it, especially when the court meeting is over, she will lie down on the huge dragon bed in the imperial study room.

In his mind, he thought over and over who had spoken at the court meeting, and what those people said. After thinking about it, he began to scold those people one by one in his mind.

It is also a way to decompress.

The empress lay on the dragon floor, turned her head sideways and looked at the purple-clothed female officer standing outside through the gauze curtain: "Today, the prime minister wants Zhang Xun to take the position of Yu Shi Zhongcheng. He is so old. How much did it cost?" The prime minister bought this official position."

The purple-clothed female official stood respectfully: "The previous news said that the official positions of the fifth grade, the admonishment doctor, the imperial censor Zhongcheng, and the three official positions of the minister, are about 9 taels. The magistrates of Wannian County and others around Luo’an City are all 4 taels.”

The empress laughed out loud: "It's really rich. Check it out. It used to be Dali Sizhi, but now it's so much money. It's about dozens of them in the 17 years of my reign. It just so happens that I want money for marriage." , just happened to send it here. After finding out, 'send' it to the Taifu. Today, because of a censor Zhongcheng, the prime minister's people and the Taifu's people almost fought. But first, let him sit in the censor Zhongcheng for a while. .”

The female officer in purple immediately saluted: "Yes."

After all, the lady in purple clothes said: "Your Majesty, Vice Commander Yan has waited for a long time, saying that Miss Chang'an made some food, and seeing that His Majesty is still at the court meeting, then"

Swish!
When the purple-clothed female officer hadn't finished speaking, she saw the empress suddenly sit up without saying a word, and even opened the curtain: "Then let her in quickly, why can't my aunt distinguish between big and small things?"

The female officer in purple was stunned for a moment, but after saluting respectfully, she immediately retreated to call for someone.

immediately
There were eunuchs and maids who carried the tables and tables to the imperial study and arranged them neatly, and then came in with plates and dishes.

Before the Great Xia Dynasty, there was a rule not to eat those in the imperial study, so as not to insult the sage books.

But since the first emperor broke this rule, the empress also followed suit, doing whatever she felt comfortable with.

so soon
In Nuo Da Yu's study room, there is a large table of dishes. At a glance, there are more than ten dishes and two soups.

After placing them, everyone retreated, leaving only the Empress and Yan Ruyu.

Even the female officer in purple just stood at the door.

The empress didn't have those rules, she just picked up the chopsticks and ate.

Ah!
good to eat!

But just picking up an eggplant box, but just about to eat, it was Yan Ruyu who looked to the side: "She can cook, no wonder our Commander Yan is getting fat!"

Yan Ruyu blushed, pursed her lips and said immediately: "Your Majesty, according to what Miss Chang'an said, this is the Kunlun purple melon center."

But at this point, Yan Ruyu looked at the empress who had been looking at her with strange eyes, and immediately bowed with fists in her hands: "I am guilty."

The empress smiled and said, "I don't blame you for anything, I just thought that it's been half a month, that bastard cooks so delicious food, and you only gave me chocolates, I'm just a little angry."

Hearing this, Yan Ruyu was even more ashamed, bent over and clasped her fists, not daring to get up.

The empress smiled and said, "Okay, get up, let's play with you. If Aunt Yan sees you looking so serious, I don't know how angry she will be."

Yan Ruyu then slowly stood up.

After looking at her, the empress took a sip of what looked like soup and drink, it was sweet and sour, very delicious, and immediately turned to look at Yan Ruyu.

Yan Ruyu said: "Miss Chang'an said it's called honey citron tea, if His Majesty likes it, she will often make some and send it over."

The empress immediately asked: "Didn't you say that you will send the method to the palace?"

Yan Ruyu thought about it carefully: "No, I just said that she will make it for you by herself."

Hearing this, the empress smiled knowingly: "I know that I will drink and make it myself."

After all, he looked at the big table in front of him and said, "That bastard made all of them himself, right?"

Yan Ruyu nodded: "I started doing this after I got up, and Miss Chang'an did it all by herself."

The empress took a sip of the honey citron tea happily, and while she was smiling, she tasted the tea in her hand again, only to find it even sweeter, "That bastard has a conscience."

Then, he picked up another eggplant box and ate it: "Tell me, how did that bastard react after you gave out the booklet and the letter last night."

Yan Ruyu was stunned, and was about to tell Su Changan everything in detail after telling Su Changan last night, even if Su Changan's expression and expression were all told, she didn't dare to omit anything.

After listening, the empress frowned, looked at Yan Ruyu and asked: "How dare you ask the reason!! Touching other people's hands, it makes sense, isn't it!! How dare you write down the reasons!!! "

Yan Ruyu didn't dare to speak too much.

The empress picked up shredded pork with green peppers, ate it angrily, and then bit her lower lip lightly: "The more I think about it, the more I get angry, the more courageous I am, I didn't even mention the reason, could it be that it's nothing after I touch it? Touched in vain??"

In the end, the empress looked at Yan Ruyu even more.

Wherever Yan Ruyu dared to answer, she just stood there without saying a word.

The empress looked at Yan Ruyu angrily: "Go back and tell Su Chang'an, if you say something wrong, you are wrong. If you dare to say anything about the reason, I will give the reason myself!!"

Yan Ruyu immediately said: "Yes."

But looking at the angry Empress, Yan Ruyu sighed, how could His Majesty, who had such a calm expression in the past, be so unreasonable every time at Miss Chang'an's side.

Do not understand!

But think about it, as long as you don't implicate yourself by saying that you are fat and don't eat less like just now, then it will be fine.

On the contrary, the purple-clothed female officer standing at the door could hear the Empress's words clearly, and immediately smiled knowingly in her heart, and stood quietly.

To her, when His Majesty just came back from the court meeting, there was some gloom on his face, and it would be great if it was swept away immediately.

The empress was still furious, looked at Yan Ruyu and asked, "What about the others? Or just this table of dishes."

Hearing this, Yan Ruyu hesitated, but finally took out the painting and said, "Miss Chang'an. Miss Chang'an even drew a painting with carbon black and asked me to hand it over to you, just"

Thinking of this, Yan Ruyu hesitated a little, and decided to speak well for Su Changan, so she said: "It's just because it was too hasty, so maybe Miss Changan didn't draw well."

The empress took the painting presented by Yan Ruyu with both hands, and opened it immediately after being puzzled.

But just opened it, looking at the painting above, the angry look suddenly disappeared, but subconsciously laughed out loud, especially when looking at the sentence written at the bottom, "beautiful, ten miles and eight villages belong to you, the most beautiful, The most handsome, look at this tear mole, it's all grown in my heart. '

After looking at the painting for a while, the empress cursed without any anger in her eyes: "It's so ugly! The painting is so ugly, and the calligraphy is so ugly!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Yan Ruyu and said to Yan Ruyu after carefully putting away the painting: "If you told me just now, you don't need to tell her, just say... I saw the painting this time, don't draw it next time! It's too ugly! And words are uglier than pictures!"

Yan Ruyu looked at the empress, although she looked angry, but she had a sweet smile on her face and her tone was soft.

Very surprised!
Very surprised! !
Because of this journey, Yan Ruyu is actually struggling with this painting
Because, it's too ugly!
This will make everyone angry!

So just now she was thinking about how to persuade the Empress.

but now
The empress didn't say anything when she was angry, even a little
Sweet feeling?
Yan Ruyu doesn't understand
I don't know either.

Just looking at the empress respectfully clasped her fists: "Yes."

but.
Seeing the empress eating something with a smirk gesture, this made her even more incomprehensible! !
The empress suddenly remembered something and looked at Yan Ruyu: "By the way, Yuan Ruxi went to find Su Changan today."

Yan Ruyu immediately said: "Yes, I came with Xun Kuang and Xun Siye to deliver the copybook promised by Mr. Yao and Mr. Shuiyun last night to Miss Chang'an."

The empress shook her head: "It was Mu Xu who asked Yuan Ruxi to go, and Mu Xu told me about it, saying that he wanted Yuan Ruxi to teach Su Chang'an calligraphy and swordsmanship, but the final decision still rests with him." On Yuan Ruxi."

Yan Ruyu was stunned: "Master Jijiu, this is it."

The Empress said: "I guess it's because Su Changan that bastard has the ability to protect himself, but how can Mu Xu have such a kind heart? Father Emperor once said that everyone in the capital has 1000 minds, but only He alone, Mu Xu, is four hundred more than the others, and there are a total of [-] to two hundred. You can go to Guozi later. Well~~~ Forget it, you better stop dealing with that old fox, You have a stubborn temper and a stupid brain. If you are sold, you will be given money. Don’t worry about this matter. If Yuan Ruxi really wants to teach, Su Changan is also willing to learn. You can just watch what you teach It’s okay if things are right.”

Yan Ruyu cupped her fists: "Yes."

Then, Yan Ruyu said: "Miss Chang'an suggested to me again today that she wants to learn sword skills, saber skills. I said I can't teach her."

The empress said: "I used to be afraid of learning it. You are so stupid, that bastard is so glib, and you are thinking about running. If you don't see it. It seems that you can't run now. Anyway, if you want to learn, you can teach me." , but don’t teach it too much, what if I can’t even fight, but you just need to pay more attention, I will also give orders from the Shence Mansion, just don’t run away after you have mastered martial arts.”

But after finishing speaking, he smiled: "Maybe I was thinking too much, even if I learn, what can I learn in such a short time. You just teach."

Yan Ruyu immediately cupped her fists: "Yes."

But just as she was about to say something, she saw the empress looked at the collected painting again, she didn't know what she was thinking, but she smiled sweetly again anyway.

Yan Ruyu said.
I don't understand! !
but
The empress understands!

after all
This is what happened between her and Su Changan.

……

It was about three months ago, that is, the third month since she came back after saving Su Changan.

After a few months, the two have become acquainted with each other a lot.

But Su Chang'an didn't know that the Empress was a daughter.

On that day, the empress still got angry at the court meeting, so she came to Su Changan again to vent her anger.

Unexpectedly, Su Changan at that time was just squatting in one place by himself and drawing boringly.

After seeing the painting, the Empress said, "The painting is really ugly."

Su Changan said: "I draw people very well, but landscapes are a bit ugly."

The empress smiled and said, "It's so ugly to draw a landscape, why not draw a person?"

Su Changan was not convinced anymore: "Wait, I'll draw you!"

then
With a wave of his hand, Dazuo appeared.

Looking at the ugly "self", the empress was naturally annoyed and cursed: "What kind of people do you draw that are neither human nor ghost!"

Su Chang'an naturally said: "What is human and ghost, you just look like this, don't you know?"

The Empress was even angrier.

But before he could speak, Su Changan said, "All right, all right, you look good, you are the most beautiful and handsome in ten miles and eight villages! Anyone who wants to marry you can line up around the palace, especially your little one." Mole of tears, it's all in the heart of a person."

The Empress was still furious.

Su Changan had no choice but to say, "Hey, why are you like a girl? You get angry every time, and you're so hard to coax? Let me tell you, I call it abstraction. The prettier you are, the uglier I draw. It's definitely not my painting It's not good-looking, it's just a pure art style, so if you look so handsome, I'm sure it won't look good when I draw it."

"And isn't there a saying? Those with tear moles are so beautiful that you can't brag about them. So, I brought me some snacks today. I've been busy for a long time and I'm hungry."

……

Looking at the painting, thinking of the past, the Empress snorted softly, what an enemy!
……

In the palace, the empress ate those things happily.

Su Changan outside the palace sneezed several times in a row. If he didn't feel unwell, he would have felt like he was going to catch a cold.

On the one hand, Su Wan'er worriedly expressed whether she should ask Sister Maomao to feel her pulse.

Su Changan said no.

after all
You can't get your pulse checked!
Although Su Wan'er was worried, she didn't say anything.

after eating
Someone said Mrs. Su woke up.

Su Chang'an made some more and took them to Mrs. Su.

This time, I didn't talk too much about the previous topics, but just chatted about some poems and academic matters.

Maybe it's because Su Wan'er is here, or maybe it's because she doesn't feel the need to talk about it.

After coming out from Mrs. Su's side, Su Wan'er ran away because she was going to study in class. Before leaving, she said that she would tell her husband what Su Changan told her during the meal.

Su Changan originally wanted to see what the ancient children were like in class, but after hearing this, he thought it was better to forget it.

So as not to be dragged into debate by that old master.

When I went back to the yard with the cat.
Yan Ruyu has already returned, and she is in the yard. Yan Ruyu has even set up a few wooden stakes at the spot where Tutu was murdered that day, and informed His Majesty that Su Chang'an has agreed to learn martial arts.

He also took a red horizontal knife to Su Changan, saying that from today onwards, he would carry this knife with him.

Su Changan, who didn't even know why he was carrying a knife, asked, "Why don't we start with a wooden knife?"

Yan Ruyu shook her head and said: "Different from practicing swordsmanship, those who practice swords should start to cultivate swords from the beginning of practice, otherwise even if they are good at swordsmanship, it will be useless. Wooden swords are used to practice swordsmanship, but you If you have enough strength, wooden knives are not suitable. I will bring some knives that are about the same weight as your knives, and I will use those to practice. But this knives must be kept, it cannot be pulled out, and it must be carried with you.”

Su Changan sounded a little confused, but he also knew that Yan Ruyu was not good at lecturing, so he just felt that it was right to follow suit.

Yan Ruyu continued: "It's a basic skill to walk piles every day. It may be a little harder, but you have to suffer a lot when you do anything."

Su Changan was confident: "Don't worry, I can eat it!"

Nine years of compulsory education, three years of high school have come out!

What kind of trouble is this!
then
On the seventh day of Su Changan's martial arts training
Su Changan is dead.

Su Changan, who was pulled up by Yan Ruyu early in the morning, watched Yan Ruyu's death and refused to get up: "Yu'er, is there a way for us to achieve great success without working so hard? For example, who do you know? The old man who is about to die passed on a kung fu or something, or there is a secret book of magic power under the cliff?"

Yan Ruyu was used to Su Changan's nonsense, after all, Su Changan did this more than once in the past seven days.

but.
Since Su Changan asked her to teach her how to practice martial arts, Yan Ruyu was naturally responsible to the end, so after pulling Su Changan up forcibly, he let Su Changan start walking.

But it was in howling.
But suddenly a servant came to Yimei Courtyard.

The servant was a small steward of the Su residence, and he was not surprised when he saw Su Changan on the pile.

After all, it has been rumored in the mansion for the past few days that the eldest lady is practicing martial arts, and while practicing, she sometimes wailed.

So at the moment, I just said respectfully: "Miss, the head of the prime minister's mansion has come and said yes, sir, please go over, and say that I have something important to ask you."

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