I, who disguised myself as a woman, turned out to be a queen! ?

Chapter 45 Empress: Listen to me carefully, do you know!

hear the words
Su Changan had a lot to say.

Because I feel that the plot is a bit wrong, where can a woman say something to a man, "Scream, scream, and no one will save you if you break your throat." '

and!

Whose empress will pinch someone's waist when she comes up!
but.
In the face of the severe pain from the empress pinching his flesh even harder, he really couldn't say a word, only a word like 'ah, it hurts, I was wrong' popped out of his mouth.

at last
"Hmph!" The Empress let go of Su Changan after pinching her hard at the end.

Su Changan, whose old waist was injured, bent over and kept rubbing the place where he was pinched.

It must be blue!

It's been so long since I've seen this girl, she's really ruthless!
The empress stepped forward, looked at Su Changan and said, "Let me see."

Hearing this, Su Changan subconsciously took two steps back, then looked at the empress and said, "You"

But seeing the Empress staring at him, Su Changan felt that he should bow his head, so he changed his words and said, "Then just watch."

As he spoke, he gently lifted his clothes to reveal his slender willow waist.

Naturally, Su Changan also tried his best to turn his head to look at it. Although it was a bit weird for a man with such a good-looking waist, he couldn't help it.

God made me look like this, what can I do!

but
Seeing the clearly visible pinched place that was about to ooze blood, Su Changan looked at the Empress.

This girl is so ruthless!
The empress bent down to look at that place, feeling a little embarrassed, but when she saw Su Changan looking at her, the empress immediately stared back: "What are you looking at! Just brag about it, and you did something wrong yourself. "

Su Changan pursed his lips, unable to say a word.

Who made you an empress!
And the Empress also came over, blowing on her embroidery mouth, it was slightly cool.

Su Chang'an looked down at the empress, and seeing her cautious appearance, a picture popped up in his mind, somewhat puzzled.

Because of the way the empress pouted right now, plus the place where she was pinched on her waist, in terms of appearance, it actually looked a bit like being kissed hard by someone planting a strawberry.

So that picture is.
The Empress planted a strawberry on her waist.

The empress seemed to feel something, looked up at Su Changan, and found that the bad girl looked at her in the wrong way, immediately hummed, and stood up.

But when he thought about the picture of himself just now, he turned his back to Su Changan and bit his lip, because he also realized that it was a bit indecent.

But he still pretended to be calm and turned around to look at Su Changan: "You talk so much to those girls outside, but here I am, since I haven't seen you for so long, there's nothing to say?"

Su Chang'an was still wondering if the Empress had guessed it, and if he was about to be beaten again.
So I was still a little apprehensive.

But now I heard the empress say so.

After Su Changan brewed his emotions for a while, he bowed to the Empress, "Your Majesty."

But Su Changan opened his mouth just now, but the Empress immediately said: "The address is wrong, and when did you have to salute me! You used to be a court lady and you didn't salute me, but now you are a young lady, you want to salute me?"

Su Changan heard the words.

very good!The simmering emotions are gone.

But after thinking about it, Su Changan withdrew his etiquette and said with a smile: "Long time no see, Miss Xia, you"

Again, the empress interrupted directly: "The name is wrong!"

Su Changan looked at the Empress with a frown, but was glared at by the Empress, and immediately raised his eyebrows. After thinking for a while, he tentatively asked, "Feng'er?"

The empress looked displeased.

Su Changan spoke again: "Xiao Xia?"

The empress was even more unhappy, and clenched her fists.

Su Changan thought for a while, and then said, "Xia'er?"

Hearing this, the empress' brows stretched.

Su Chang'an saw, what's wrong with this!
But think about it, this person used to have this kind of virtue, just to coax!
It's so hard to coax!

After shaking his head helplessly, he looked at the empress and said, "Long time no see, Xia Er, you."

Speaking of this, Su Changan felt that what he thought of was full of emotions, and now it was a bit rustic and changed, so he looked at the empress and said, "Are you listening? I have been brewing emotions for so long."

The empress snorted, with some joy on her face, but she said: "Don't be awkward, I have the final say, can't you?"

Su Changan had nothing to say.

If people don't reason with you, everything you say is useless.

And the empress looked at Su Changan, stepped forward and said, "You can eat the amount of several people for a meal, why are you not fat at all, Yan Ruyu is already fat."

Su Changan didn't know how to answer this, because it sounded like he was scolding himself for being a foodie.

But the Empress said with a smile: "But I know that the Su Mansion didn't treat you badly. After all, you have a big appetite, but the food you cook is really delicious, and I will eat it every day from now on."

Saying that, the Empress looked at the food box on the side, and stepped forward to open it.

Then he looked back at Su Changan: "What are you doing there? Come and help me. I used to bring you delicious food, but you rushed over to grab the food box!"

Su Changan heard the words.

Very good, it's still the old Feng'er!
It saves me from doing those hypocritical things.

So he walked forward and sat on the side of the food box. As before, he began to put the dishes one by one on the ground next to him.

Just like in the past, the empress brought him a food box, and the two of them sat on the floor and ate heartily.

Seeing Su Chang'an taking one dish after another and sitting unrestrained, the empress smiled slightly, as if she had returned to the past.

But when Su Changan touched the food on the plate with his fingers, he immediately cursed: "It's so dirty!"

Su Chang'an heard the words and looked at the empress: "We are about to get married, why do you still hate this and that!"

Hearing the words, the empress immediately scolded: "Why are you getting married! You haven't written your horoscope yet! And you've touched vegetables! Can't I despise you for a while? I accidentally bumped into it before, and you have to talk about it." sky!!"

Su Chang'an looked at the Empress, thought for a while and said, "If you know that you are such a beautiful woman, I didn't dislike you back then."

The empress was startled, and she was about to speak, but suddenly she was annoyed: "Slick tongue!! That's how she seduces those people outside!"

Su Changan was speechless.

I found that the Empress was a little unreasonable.

It's even more unreasonable than before! !
All the dishes were taken out and placed on the ground.

Su Changan and the Empress sat on the ground, exactly the same as before, as if nothing had changed, they were still playing and playing.

After she was full, the empress finally took a bite of the cheese and milk biscuits made by Su Changan, and then sat on the ground leisurely, her body leaned back, her hands supported on the ground, her narrow eyebrows were slender, and she was very comfortable. There are biscuits and drinks in the eyes: "How on earth did you come up with those dishes, poems, and what kind of backgammon you made in Su Mansion? He is capable, and he still cooks such delicious food for me.”

Su Changan saw that the empress was wasting some biscuits, and picked up the crumbs with distress. This biscuit is not easy to make, and the mold is easy to make, but after all, there are no professional ovens, and you have to control the heat yourself, so it is a bit difficult to make.

Especially Su Changan felt sorry for the food.

So he picked up the crumbs, threw them into his mouth and said, "Do you think I could do this before?"

When the empress heard this, she thought that she couldn't do it. After all, she had to rely on her own relief to get enough to eat.And it seems that he still wants to escape all day long.

But
The more you think, the more angry you are!

Turning to look at Su Changan, looking at this face, thinking of the biscuits and poems just now, I am not the first to know about them! !
Angrily, he immediately pinched Su Changan's face with both hands, one on each side, and shook it vigorously a few times: "It's been hidden from me for several months!! You're so happy after you go out! It's this and that, and you're thinking about it? There's a little goblin outside, is it Su Linhan or Li Xingyue, or which young lady you met at the poetry meeting?"

In the past, the empress used to fight with Su Changan like this, pinching Su Changan's face.

After two swings, the Empress will let go.

The same is true now.

but
After letting go, the empress looked at Su Changan as if looking forward to it.

Su Changan rubbed his face, but he didn't care, but he said helplessly: "You can't be so unreasonable. It's not like you don't know what happened to me before, how could you have that thought, and Su Linhan is a younger sister, Li Xingyue is a patient, as for The other eldest ladies are just passers-by. You are so unreasonable, it doesn't fit your status."

But the Empress looked at Su Chang'an's silence and only said that I had something to gain, and immediately said: "What is my identity, if I pursue my identity, the fact that you beat me before is enough for me to kill you now!"

Su Changan turned to look at the Empress: "Let's forget about those things and change the topic?"

The empress smiled slightly: "What topic do you want to change? You used to scold me and say that I taught me a lesson? You are so bold, Miss Su!"

Su Changan pursed his lips: "Let's be reasonable, really. And you said something, when I scolded you before and said that you taught you, were you very happy!"

Hearing this, the empress immediately said: "Who is happy!!"

Su Changan immediately said, "You, that time you."

But before Su Changan opened his mouth, the empress immediately said, "How dare you talk back!?"

"Ah?" Su Changan froze for a moment.

well
There is no reason to speak! !

So he thought for a while, and Su Changan said, "I was wrong, I'm guilty."

The empress was happy, and immediately said: "It's good to know that I'm wrong, and you have to listen to me in everything from now on, no. I also have something wrong, you can point it out, and tell me to scold me and teach me, but You can only do this to me, or when we are the two of us, you know?"

Hearing these contradictory words, Su Changan wanted to complain, but nodded anyway: "Okay, it's all up to you. Who made you an empress."

The Empress was even happier.

But immediately, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Su Changan: "You haven't seen me for more than half a month, and you only have one word with me? And you haven't finished talking to me yet!"

(End of this chapter)