I, who disguised myself as a woman, turned out to be a queen! ?
Chapter 870 Empress: Annoying!
Chapter 870 Empress: Annoying!
Su Changan and Xia Fengxiang were riding the same horse.
It was just Xia Fengxiang riding the horse, and Su Changan sitting behind and holding her belly.
Regarding this matter, Xia Fengxiang was almost kicked down by Su Changan at the beginning, mainly because there was no shortage of horses, but he insisted on squeezing in with him.
So boring!
Present
Xia Fengxiang took a deep breath and said to himself, this is my man, I can't beat him to death! At the same time, he suddenly felt something and looked down at Su Changan's hand.
A feeling of embarrassment suddenly came over her, but she was also glad that Lian Wei, Ru Yu and She Yue were riding horses behind her.
"Hey~"
But suddenly, Xia Fengxiang felt something was wrong and made a cute sound for no reason, and then his face turned even redder.
When he lowered his head again, he saw that Su Changan's hands on his chest were not only not honest, but were now moving.
He immediately turned around and glared at Su Changan.
Su Changan blinked his big eyes and looked at his wife, then silently put his hands down and just hugged his wife's waist.
Xia Fengxiang was helpless again and then turned around.
But just as he turned around, he heard Su Changan say: "I haven't beaten the second one yet, there must be a girl who is thinking about me."
Xia Fengxiang felt itchy in his heart and wished he could stop and give Su Changan a lesson.
But I still endured it.
But immediately, Su Changan continued, "Wife, you have more fat on your belly than I do. I'll accompany you, eh?"
Just as Su Changan said this, Xia Fengxiang could no longer bear it and pulled the reins.
Seeing this, Yan Ruyu, Sheyue and Lian Wei behind him were surprised and stopped their horses.
Su Changan looked at Xia Fengxiang in confusion: "What's wrong?"
Xia Fengxiang looked at Yan Ruyu and said, "Ruyu, come and ride a horse with me. Let the queen ride one by herself."
Yan Ruyu was stunned.
Su Changan, on the other hand, was stunned for a moment, then he hugged his wife tightly, with his face pressed against her back, refusing to get off the horse no matter what.
When Yan Ruyu and the other two saw this scene, they didn't know whether they should look at it or not.
Xia Fengxiang took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "You go first!"
When the three heard this, they immediately rode their horses and rode away.
Xia Fengxiang turned and looked at Su Changan.
Su Changan was secretly glancing at Xia Fengxiang. When he saw his wife turning around, he immediately lowered his head and even sniffed, as if he had suffered a great injustice.
Xia Fengxiang turned around and grabbed Su Changan's face without saying a word. He grabbed the other side with his other hand and pinched it hard several times. However, his hands still itched, so he pinched Su Changan's arms and stomach five times in a row.
Then I breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he looked at Su Changan who was really aggrieved and said, "Is there anyone else who cares about you? Husband."
Xia Fengxiang felt so comfortable that even his tone of voice became gentle.
Su Changan rubbed his pinched arm and shook his head.
Xia Fengxiang then asked: "Can we still travel well?"
Su Changan nodded honestly.
But after nodding, he asked, "Are you thinking about me in your heart?"
Xia Fengxiang took a deep breath.
Seeing this, Su Changan didn't think twice and immediately kissed Xia Fengxiang on the face, then quickly focused on the reins: "Hurry up, otherwise Ruyu and the others will think what we are doing, and we have to reach Wuping Town in the afternoon."
As he spoke, Su Changan suddenly pulled Xia Fengxiang into his arms and gently swung the reins.
The horses galloped again.
Xia Fengxiang naturally leaned in Su Changan's arms, frowned, and looked at Su Changan's current face with his nose twitching.
Although it can't be said to be ugly, it is definitely not as good as the one under the mask.
Suddenly, Xia Fengxiang saw Su Changan stealing a glance at him.
I immediately rolled my eyes at him, it was so ugly!
Then she leaned peacefully in Su Changan's arms, thought for a while, and reached out to pinch Su Changan's belly.
There is actually less fat on my belly than I do.
More annoying!
……
Inside Jizhou City.
The old Taoist yawned, then lay on the recliner in the yard. His pair of cloudy eyes looked at the cat squatting next to a large basin in the yard, fiddling with something excitedly.
From the side, the cat not only looks excited and expectant, but also keeps swallowing saliva, as if the food in the bowl is delicious, not some poisonous insect.
The old Taoist priest couldn't help but smile at the child, then looked at the monk Baoxian beside him and said, "His Majesty and the Queen have gone to the Wuping camp. Aren't you going with them, Shura?"
Hearing this, Bao Xian turned his head and looked at the old Taoist priest: "It doesn't make sense for you to say that I am a Shura. You have killed many more people than me."
When the old Taoist priest heard this, he smiled and shook his head, "Exorcising demons is different from killing people."
Baoxian smiled and helped the old Taoist priest pour the wine.
Baoxian arrived in Jizhou two days ago. To be precise, he arrived in Jizhou with other people, including Lin Huaimu, Li Xizhi and the Shen Ce Army.
After pouring wine for the Fifth Pair, Yang Huayan, Wang Changcao, and Liu Huangwu, Baoxian said, "My wife is gone with Kuyue, so it would be superfluous for me to go. Your Majesty and the Queen are just going to take a look, not to do anything else. It's not appropriate to have too many people."
As he spoke, Baoxian handed the wine to the old Taoist priest who was at a distance.
The old Taoist priest looked at Baoxian. He had realized it since he first saw him two days ago, but he never said it out loud. He looked into Baoxian's eyes and said with a smile, "The five aggregates are empty, and three of them have been completed. Your master, the bald man, is satisfied."
Baoxian smiled bitterly and shook his head: "If he knew that the person in Dabei Temple had achieved the four aggregates, he would probably be so angry that he would punish me to copy scriptures again."
The fifth pair took a sip of wine and said, "What are you afraid of? Take your wife with you to Yulong Temple and see if he dares to fart."
Liu Huangwu said: "With his master's temper, he really dared to face Yunxiao! Otherwise, if he knew that he was Yunxiao's husband, would he dare to accept him as his apprentice?"
The old Heavenly Master smiled and sighed, "Your master and the old bald man from the Great Compassion Temple have been fighting for their entire lives. From the beginning, both of them were completely defeated. In fact, neither of them was a big deal. Only the one from the Great Compassion Temple suddenly realized, but it was too late. In the end, all the relics were dispersed to protect their own apprentice. They are just two old stubborn people."
I can comment on these two masters and even dare to curse them.
Don't be fooled by the fact that those sitting here are all old seniors in the legend of the martial arts world. In fact, only the old master can speak about those two, and the others are really not qualified.
Yang Huayan blinked and looked at the fifth pair: "If I were dying in this battle, and you tried your best to save me, I would go back and tell my sister-in-law and sister Yunxian that you would definitely rise several places in their hearts, at least higher than me!" The fifth pair immediately said: "Get lost!"
Yang Huayan glared at the fifth pair: "You can only bully me when Kuyue is not here! Wait until she comes back and let her deal with you!"
The fifth pair had a headache.
Mainly speaking, Yang Huayan is his junior sister, so he can't hit her or talk to her, so he can only endure it.
However, when Yang Huayan mentioned this, the fifth pair of eyes looked at Liu Huangwu: "Your grandson took Bai Danrong and Feng Jingtang to Mobei together, aren't you worried?"
Liu Huangwu said, "It's useless to die there, and Mobei attacked Liuyue Manor at the Sword Raising Conference. As the owner of the manor, if he doesn't go to Mobei, I will kick him there."
Wang Changcao asked, "The junior named Lu Cai learned from the Taoist priest in Mobei that he was from Jinbo Mountain, and Zhang Jue was also from Jinbo Mountain. Jinbo Mountain will not give up. Aside from Yunxiao and Kuyue, are there enough guards for His Majesty and His Majesty? After all, His Majesty's health is not very good. Those people in Jinbo Mountain are very capable. My master died at their hands."
Although Wang Changcao's tone was flat, when he mentioned Jinbo Mountain, the old man still suppressed his anger, and the people around him felt it very clearly.
Baoxian couldn't help but frown.
In fact, he had always thought that the Empress was fine, but when he arrived in Jizhou, he immediately learned that the doctor Mo Jingchun took the Empress' pulse. He smiled while taking the pulse, but frowned, and when people asked him about it, he shook his head.
Even if it can be cured by medicine, it is still troublesome.
This not only gave Bao Xian a headache, but also some of the thirteen guards who came with him, as well as some officials from the imperial court who accompanied him, showed concerns for the first time in a long time.
After all, the Queen hasn't vomited blood since the end of the world.
How come this started again!
But Baoxian looked at Wang Changcao and said, "No one can be hurt."
These five simple words express Baoxian’s confidence.
And because they knew that the Taoist priest from Mobei with the nickname Xuanxin actually came from Jinbo Mountain, they made special arrangements for the defense.
Mobei Jinbo Mountain is more like an organization than a sect.
After Xuanzong's rebellion, the surviving rebels fled to the northern desert, found an isolated mountain and named it Jinbo Mountain. They brought the gold, silver and jewelry looted from Daxia at that time to recruit experts, and started working as mercenaries while also starting a killing business.
At this point, Jinbo Mountain has become an organization that you can join as long as you go there.
But there is only one thing.
People from Jinbo Mountain will never let go of any grudge!
Anyone who kills Jinbo Mountain will die!
It is rumored that the elder brother of the former king of the Mobei royal court was the one who killed the people of Jinbo Mountain, and then the people of Jinbo Mountain made a deal with the great shaman and the former king.
Finally, the head of the former king's brother was sent to Jinbo Mountain.
But it was also after that that Jinbo Mountain began to accept orders from the royal court.
The difficulty of Jinbo Mountain lies in the fact that their organization is too diverse and has too many members, especially with many methods used. There are also traitors from various sects mixed in, and some of them even pass on the secrets that were originally not passed on by their sects.
Because of this, that sect was hated by many sects, but they were helpless. After all, they were in Mobei and there was nothing they could do.
The old Taoist priest said, "Those who should come out will come out, and those who don't want to come out will never show their heads. All of us old guys have come out one by one, so they naturally won't sit there and do nothing. It's reasonable, but we have to watch out for the one who caught the Jinbo Mountain. The people in that place will not just ignore the suspense, and will certainly not let go of the Rusty Gate. Speaking of that kid Lu Cai."
The old Taoist priest looked at Bao Xian and asked, "Did Li Yunxian say anything about his master Song En?"
Bao Xian heard this and smiled bitterly: "I have only met the Empress Dowager a few times, how could I have heard her say such a thing? But Song En was able to force Yun Xiao to draw his sword and take it seriously."
When everyone heard the latter sentence, they already knew the strength of the old eunuch.
There are not many people in this world who can make Yan Yunxiao draw his sword and take them seriously.
The fifth pair of eyes gasped: "I guess she doesn't even look down on me. Li Yunxian, that bitch, doesn't even look down on me. She didn't even treat me as a human being in the capital this time!"
Yang Huayan immediately said, "It would be strange if my sister Yunxian would like you."
The fifth pair looked at Yang Huayan.
Yang Huayan immediately hid behind the old Taoist priest, and then glared at the fifth pair, as if saying, "Come here!"
The fifth one turned around and looked at Maomao, but when he looked over, he saw Maomao picked up the scorpion in the basin, threw a stone at it, smashed it directly, and then grabbed its tail and crushed it with the stone.
After that, he actually took out a piece of naan, put the scorpion corpse between the naan, and started eating!
The way of eating is quite particular!
But is that thing edible?!
The fifth pair of eyes became anxious.
As far as he knew, the scorpion was extremely poisonous.
But before he could open his mouth, Wang Changcao said, "Fifth Brother, that child is like this."
Wang Changcao still vividly remembers the scene where he gave the cat a poisonous herb, and the cat smelled it, took a bite, and ate it happily.
The Queen even tried to stop him.
But I originally thought that the queen was stopping the cat from eating this, but it turned out that she scolded the cat for eating it carelessly and not washing it cleanly.
The fifth pair of eyes looked at Wang Changcao in surprise.
Bao Xian said, "Fifth Senior, Maomao has been eating and using poisons like this since she was a child, so she is immune to all poisons. And when she eats poison, she just likes it and thinks it tastes good."
The fifth pair of people are ashamed, what kind of hobby is this!
But when I looked at the cat again, I saw the little girl drank a sip of water with a satisfied expression on her face. She licked her lips, then turned around and took out a centipede and a spider from her bag and threw them into the basin.
If I'm not mistaken, the fifth pair of spiders looks like they have just been trained.
The old Taoist priest said, "Lu Cai interrogated Helian Chucai and found out that Helian Chucai used a secret method to detect that the cat had Tuoba blood. It is rumored that the Tuoba clan led people to establish a country in the western region of Mobei and founded the ancient Tuoba Kingdom. The original king even got a miraculous medicine in Kunlun Mountain. After taking it, he had blood that was immune to all poisons. It was passed down from generation to generation until the country was destroyed. The ancient Tuoba Kingdom became a tribe, and later it was united by other Tuoba tribes to rebel, and there has been no news since then. This child has Tuoba blood, and I'm afraid these reasons are also responsible. But as Baoxian said, he ate poison since he was a child, and the two combined to form his current special physique."
The old Taoist priest smiled and continued, "Helian Dada said that my brother Qi Chi went to the Helian tribe before and released many descendants of the Tuoba clan who were captured by the Helian clan. During the previous negotiations, it was Helian Chu who directly asked for the child Maomao. This place is not only targeted by Jinbo Mountain, but it is estimated that the Helian tribe has also targeted this place."
As he spoke, the old Taoist looked at the fifth pair and said, "It's a good thing you're here."
The fifth pair of eyebrows frowned: "What's wrong! Aren't you guys here too?"
The old Taoist priest shook his head: "This is different."
The fifth pair of eyebrows frowned: "What's the difference?"
Yang Huayan said: "You were called here after being beaten by Sister Yunxian. Your status is lower than ours!"
The old Taoist priest smiled but said nothing, which meant he agreed.
The fifth pair immediately jumped up and looked at Yang Huayan: "Don't forget your sister-in-law, your brothers and sisters are not here!"
Yang Huayan looked at the fifth pair and took out a piece of paper from her bosom: "Just ask them! It's written by the Queen herself, and there's a chapter! If you hit me, Ruyu, Yunxiao will come back and punish you!"
Seeing this, the others laughed helplessly.
However, the cat in the yard looked back at these old seniors and shook its head helplessly. They were so noisy.
Then he continued to look down at the two insects in the basin, and swarmed around them to make them fight.
The old Taoist priest, on the other hand, was originally smiling while watching the two people quarreling. He felt psychologically satisfied and thought it was fun to watch.
But suddenly he felt something and turned around to look towards the entrance of the mansion.
And it didn't take long.
Li Xizhi walked into the courtyard and saw the seniors paying their respects. He then looked at Baoxian and said, "Brother Yan, there is a senior outside. I know your real name. I think he is from the Xiuqi Sect. He said that a disciple of the sect is recovering here and he came to see us."
(End of this chapter)
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