Lu Mingfei doesn't want to be a superhero

Chapter 1 What should I do if I travel to the terrorist base?
Tonight, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, and the clouds surround the moon like silk veils.

Lu Mingfei ran desperately on the way home, feeling like he was going to die.

The winter vacation was coming to an end soon, he planned to indulge himself one last time before school started, and went to the Internet cafe to play two games of StarCraft, but he just happened to meet several masters in a row, not to mention playing to his heart's content, and some people in the Internet cafe noticed his operation.

As a result, more and more people were watching, and Lu Mingfei lost himself amidst the bursts of cheers, playing until late at night without paying attention.

He could already imagine how his aunt would roar at him when he went back to the river lion. In that scene, the real lion would have to droop its mane and kneel down to accept the majesty of the thunderbolt.

But there is no way around it. In his more than ten years of transparent career, this is his only chance to enjoy the attention, praise, and even worship eyes in the center of the crowd. Anyone who comes will get lost in it, unless someone is young. There is no lack of brilliance in the world.

Panting heavily, Lu Mingfei raised his head, and deeply wiped away tears for his upcoming tragic fate of being scolded by his aunt.

A shooting star streaked across the night sky, it was extremely dazzling and bright, it flew very fast, just like Lu Mingfei who was running desperately.

"Meteor, Meteor, if you can really fulfill your wish, let me get rid of the following tragic fate!"

Lu Mingfei looked at the meteor and said in his heart.

Immediately, he felt his eyes go dark, and his body fell forward uncontrollably.

Just before completely losing consciousness, a thought flashed through Lu Mingfei's mind——

If I broke my face, would Chen Wenwen hate me?

……

cold, hard...

Lu Mingfei lay down, feeling that his head was hurting, very painful, just like being accidentally smashed by a vase when he was decorating the literature club in the second year of high school.

But Lu Mingfei was very happy that day. He was in pain happily, joyfully in pain, and heartily in pain—because for half a day, Chen Wenwen greeted him with care and concern, tenderly like a bird wrapped in clouds. thrush.

Thinking of these, Lu Mingfei felt that his headache did not hurt so much, and Chen Wenwen seemed to appear in front of his eyes.

The concern in her eyes is so soft, the curvature of her eyelashes is so graceful, the tears on her cheeks make people feel distressed, and the drooping bangs make people...

Oh no!Why is Chen Wenwen thankful!
Lu Mingfei was startled, and suddenly woke up. The "Chen Wenwen" in front of him disappeared like a bubble, and turned into a bald middle-aged man wearing glasses.

He sat up all at once, supported his body with his arms and stepped back, and reached the uneven and hard cold rock wall without moving his back twice.

Because of the sudden violent movement, Lu Mingfei's eyes were in darkness, and the bald middle-aged man in front of him became a silhouette in the darkness, only the orange flames jumping in the corner illuminated his bald forehead more and more shiny.

"Hehe...he Fang evildoer, report, report your name!" Lu Mingfei blurted out subconsciously, and immediately realized that something was wrong, and quickly changed his words.

"He...He Fang Hero?" He stretched his tongue, suddenly couldn't remember how to say the second half of the sentence, licked his lips, and simply shouted, "The hero, spare your life!"

"He seems to be speaking Chinese." Another voice sounded from the corner.

Lu Mingfei's heart skipped a beat, secretly thinking why are there still two heroes?

And this guy seems to speak English.

With half-baked English, Lu Mingfei could barely understand their conversation. Another "good man", that is, the man in front of him, responded: "It should be Chinese, maybe it's an idiom. Chinese is inherently difficult. Idioms It's even harder to understand."

"Damn it, I hate Chinese!" the "good guy" in the corner muttered, "The Chinese test is the only one in my life where I didn't get a perfect score."

He is still a good student!
Lu Mingfei hurriedly shouted in English: "I can speak English! I can speak English! Don't kill me!"

"Kill you?" The bald middle-aged man in front of him was stunned for a moment, and his tone was a little aggrieved, "We saved you!"

……

After half an hour.

Lu Mingfei and two middle-aged men were sitting in a triangle on the ground. They had just introduced themselves and communicated briefly.

The bald man wearing glasses is on the left of Lu Mingfei, and the one on the right looks much better, with healthy hair, deep and three-dimensional facial features, and a circle of embarrassing stubble on the corner of his mouth, and what seems to be covered by something very heavy The shaded eyes are simply textbook-level melancholy or decadent uncle demeanor.

In the bar, as long as this kind of person sits at the bar counter, raises a glass of absinthe or whiskey and stares at it, the little girl can make up a tragic, tragic, soul-stirring love tragedy, which is suspected to be the nine days of the Milky Way.

The only strange thing is that there is a round glowing object on his chest, and the blue light appears through the fabric of the clothes.

"You are Dr. Ethan, and your name is Tony Stark. You are a well-known arms dealer and inventor." Lu Mingfei pointed to the two and confirmed.

Ethan nodded, and Tony had a look of disbelief: "You really don't know me? Haven't you seen my name on TV or in the news?"

"I'm a high school student, so I don't have time to pay attention to foreign news." Lu Mingfei scratched his head.

"You Chinese high school students are working hard." Tony said with emotion.

"So," Lu Mingfei pointed at Tony, "you were attacked by terrorists, and you were imprisoned here to help them build missiles. They said they would let you go after they built them, but they would definitely kill you after you were useless. you."

"Although it's a bit harsh, I have to admit that it's the truth." Tony spread his hands.

"And I," Lu Mingfei pointed to the bandage wrapped several times on the top of his head, "I am an unknown person who fell from the sky at the gate of the terrorist base. When you were escorted by them to supplement the materials, you saw them at the gate. To execute me, they took me from them because I was a child, in name they needed a clever assistant, but in fact they wanted to save my life."

"That's right," Tony nodded. "You're very lucky. I don't get out of this ghost base every day. If I'm one step late, you'll be executed by them."

"To be precise, it's an execution," Ethan added. "These people should want to save bullets, and they are going to hit you on the head with the butt of their guns, and kill you alive. When Tony saw you, you were already smashed all over the head." It's bloody, I'll give you a good wash before you bandage it up."

"By the way, your head is really hard. Most people might die if they get hit by the butt of a gun." Ethan's admiring tone made Lu Mingfei feel that his skull was like some kind of high-quality and cheap construction helmet on the supermarket shelf .

Lu Mingfei took a deep breath, looked at Ethan and Tony, and seemed to have a bit of composure that didn't belong to his age: "So I was on the way home, I made a wish on the shooting star, and suddenly I saw Hei, when he woke up, he came to this ghost place in the Middle East inexplicably, became a prisoner of terrorists, and will be executed soon."

Tony and Ethan nodded at the same time.

"The method of execution may be to be beaten to death." Lu Mingfei said again.

Tony and Ethan nodded again.

"I... I'm a little dizzy..." Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes and fell backwards.

Ethan and Tony quickly got up to help him.

"No! He seems to have fainted!"

"Quick! Pinch him! There's a battery over there, why don't you electrify him for a pacemaker—"

"Don't... don't charge, I'm afraid of pain..."

After a while of panic.

Lu Mingfei finally returned to normal.

"Your mental quality is too poor." Tony complained.

"Yeah, it's too bad. It's just that I was frightened and fainted on the spot..." Lu Mingfei sat on the ground with a sad face, "Am I dreaming? How can I wake up?" Ah, pinching the thigh doesn't work..."

"Don't say that, Tony," Dr. Ethan came over with a glass of water and handed it to Lu Mingfei, "I think he's very good as a high school student. It's hard for ordinary people to keep up when they are suddenly in this kind of environment." Calm, more likely to suddenly become crazy due to too much pressure and stimulation."

Dr. Ethan patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder, comforting and encouraging him, like a bald kindergarten teacher: "It's amazing that you can calm down so quickly."

"Thank you." Lu Mingfei took the water feebly.

It's not like he calmed down, but he was too timid to react even more, so it seemed that he calmed down immediately. In fact, his mind is now full of mixed paste, thick It can be used to stick Spring Festival couplets.

Lu Mingfei knew himself too well, why would he suddenly go crazy due to pressure and stimulation... How could he have the courage to go crazy?

"Well, I have to admit, when I was your age, I might not have performed better than you," Tony looked at Ethan, "So, I think maybe we can tell him."

"Are you sure?" Ethan was a little surprised.

"Tell what?" Lu Mingfei was even more surprised.

"Actually, Ethan and I are building a weapon to escape from here," Tony said.

"You want..." Lu Mingfei exclaimed subconsciously, then immediately lowered his voice and said in a very small volume, "You want weapons to escape?"

"Don't be afraid. Although we are being monitored, the camera does not transmit sound, and it is difficult to transmit the sound in this cave," Tony said, "And what you just said is Chinese, they can't understand, in fact, I also I don't quite understand."

It was only then that Lu Mingfei realized that he was too surprised just now, so he subconsciously uttered his mother tongue, and then changed into his broken English and said, "Aren't you afraid that they will kill us after being discovered?"

"If I really built them a Jericho missile, we'll be killed," Tony shrugged. "Even if I'm found, I'll be fine. The most they can do is beat me up, tell me to be honest, Keep building missiles for them."

"You'll be fine?" Lu Mingfei grasped the blind spot, "What about us?"

"If I can escape afterwards, I will help you take care of your family. I think about what you told me just now," Tony confirmed, "Your name is Lu Mingfei, right? Father's name is Lu Lincheng. My mother's name is Qiao Wei Ni, two archaeologists flying around the world, live in my uncle's house, and my uncle's name is Lu Gucheng..."

"Stop, stop, I said stop," Lu Mingfei quickly interrupted him, "You're talking as if I'm about to die and I'm giving my last words."

"Don't worry, you won't die, neither of us will die," Ethan stepped forward, pressing his wide and warm palm on Lu Mingfei's shoulder, "We will escape together."

"But there should be quite a few terrorists out there. No matter how powerful weapons we have, it's useless. If they give us a shot, we'll die." Lu Mingfei went to Shilan Middle School, an aristocratic high school. I participated in live ammunition shooting when I was a child, and I know the power of bullets very well.

"Or do we have people who can make bulletproof vests and bulletproof helmets?" he asked in a last-ditch hope.

"We have something a hundred times better than that." Tony smiled.

……

From then on, Lu Mingfei became Tony and Ethan's "assistant".

Of course, because he doesn't know anything, the only job of his "assistant" is to help Tony Ethan serve tea and water, and help wipe sweat and pass things when they are working.

This is very simple for Lu Mingfei, after all, he also does this in the literature club.

"I still don't understand why you guys trusted me on the first day we met," Lu Mingfei asked in confusion while serving Tony tea to wipe his sweat, "Aren't you afraid that I'm sent by terrorists to spy on you?"

"First of all, your skin is not what someone who lived in a harsh environment for a long time should have. You must have grown up in a peaceful place," Tony said while welding something on the workbench without raising his head. No such member can be found."

"And you speak Chinese very fluently, at least at the level of your mother tongue," Ethan said, "Either you are indeed a Chinese, or you have learned Chinese specifically."

"But Chinese is one of the most difficult languages ​​in the world, and it is unlikely that terrorist organizations can find such talents," Tony said casually. "For them, graduating from elementary school is considered a high degree of education."

It was the first time in Lu Mingfei's life that someone praised him for his high education.

"Of course, there is another most important reason," Tony said seriously, "I don't think you are a bad person."

Lu Mingfei was overwhelmed by flattery, and thought to himself, could it be that I actually have an upright and dignified face, but I haven't noticed it all this time...

"After all, you look too cowardly, and you've been sluggish. My intuition tells me that you're not faking it," Tony said slowly, "If I were a terrorist, I definitely wouldn't entrust you with such an important job."

"Damn." Lu Mingfei felt that an arrow had been shot in his heart.

"And you look like a good boy," Ethan walked over, stared into Lu Mingfei's eyes, and smiled, "People's eyes can't lie, I trust my judgment and intuition."

Lu Mingfei froze for a moment.

The last time he was so trusted was during the final exam, the head teacher said to him trustingly: "Mingfei, I believe you won't take the last one, at least you will take the last one."

"But you really shouldn't be so cowardly," Tony walked over, "Since you woke up, my intuition told me that you are actually a young man with great potential. What a gift."

"Me? A genius?" Lu Mingfei blinked, "Uncle, don't trust your intuition in the future."

Tony raised his eyebrows: "You don't believe me?"

"I don't believe in myself." Lu Mingfei was very self-aware.

"Would you like to work in my company after you graduate?" Tony asked, "I'll give you an annual salary of 1000 million."

"Yen?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Dollars," Tony said.

Lu Mingfei swooped and hugged Tony's thigh: "By the father, please accept the child's respect!"

……

Days passed by, during which terrorists would come to deliver food, although it was difficult to eat, but fortunately enough to eat.

In addition to experiencing insomnia on the first night, Lu Mingfei miraculously slept well in the following days, and even snored. Even he himself felt that his heart was too big.

Of course, it may also be because he can't do anything, he can only quietly watch Tony and Ethan fight against the clock, and then wait for fate to give the final judgment.

No one would expect him to do anything, let alone his ability to turn the tide and save everyone from the fire. He is just a little brother who brings tea and water to the hero, but even so, Lu Mingfei is already content. Not everyone can be a boy.

On the surface, Tony and Ethan were making the Jericho missile, but they actually used the materials sent by the terrorists to create scattered parts.

Lu Mingfei didn't know any mechanical or engineering knowledge, so he couldn't see the use of these parts scattered all over the table.

But Tony showed Lu Mingfei the blueprints, which showed a steel battle suit that looked awesome.

According to Tony, this steel suit is made of the best metal, and it can even resist the shooting of heavy machine guns.

With the power supply of the miniature ark reactor on Tony's chest, this steel suit will be invincible after it moves. As long as the steel suit is built, Tony can take them out.

Lu Mingfei doesn't know much about technology, but he always feels that this thing is not very scientific, but a bit sci-fi.

But it’s good to be able to escape, as long as you can help them escape, let alone science fiction, fantasy, fantasy, magic, any fantasy will do!
After a day's work, the three of them sat on the ground to rest together, chatting aimlessly.

"What are you going to do after you escape?" Tony looked at Lu Mingfei.

"What else can I do, let's go home," Lu Mingfei said with a shy face, "Boss, you said you have a lot of money, so can you use me for some air tickets and fares?"

"Why don't I give you a private jet and a sports car," Tony waved his hand, "When we escape, you can go to my garage and pick one."

"No need, no need," Lu Mingfei waved his hands again and again, "It's not popular in our place."

"But did you really appear here after seeing a meteor?" Tony rubbed his chin.

"Yeah," Lu Mingfei said with a sad face, "If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have made a wish. Now I won't be scolded by my aunt, but my aunt only scolds me anyway, and won't hit me on the head with the butt of a gun."

He touched the bandage on his head, and there was still a dull pain when his fingertips touched it.

"Don't worry, our steel suits have been made, and we'll escape tomorrow." Tony patted him on the shoulder.

"Ah? Run tomorrow?" Lu Mingfei's eyes widened. "Could it be too sudden? I'm not ready yet!"

"I don't have time to prepare for you," Tony shook his head. "Before you were arrested, the leader here was dissatisfied with my progress and threatened me with Ethan. I can only give him a specific delivery date, which is the day after tomorrow. Wait until It's too late to run again, so it's only tomorrow."

"I hope we can escape smoothly tomorrow," Lu Mingfei said with a sad face, "I don't want to die, I haven't even held Chen Wenwen's hand!"

"Damn it! Why is that Chen Wenwen again!" Tony suddenly became irritable.

In the past few days, the three of them have shared weal and woe, and they talked about everything when chatting. Lu Mingfei naturally mentioned Chen Wenwen, a classmate he had been secretly in love with.

When Lu Mingfei mentioned it, Ethan and Tony would look at each other and smile as "people who came here", and listened to Lu Mingfei's narration silently together, feeling the beauty of the relationship between the youth and the girl.

But as they listened, they realized something was wrong, and the more they listened, the more silent they became.

Especially Tony, who is a veteran in love, when he heard Lu Mingfei say that he and Chen Wenwen have known each other for almost two and a half years, and the relationship is still ordinary classmates, he couldn't help covering his face with his hands, and plucked his ears. It was like hearing something unbearable.

Two and a half years!Two and a half years!
For Tony, who doesn't even need two and a half points to win a girl, he never even thought about it, let alone seeing or hearing Lu Mingfei's top quality!

What's the difference between you and licking a dog?Aren't you just licking a dog!Tony couldn't help complaining, and personally attacked Lu Mingfei.

To this, Lu Mingfei responded very seriously, saying that this is love, he just likes Chen Wenwen silently, it is a platonic spiritual love.

Tony responded by kicking Lu Mingfei's ass.

"I kicked this kick for Plato!" Tony said.

Hearing Lu Mingfei mentioning Chen Wenwen again at this moment, Tony couldn't help sighing: "Come and see me after we escape and you go home. I'll take you out to see the world and cultivate a healthy concept of love." , lest you keep mistaking dog licking for affection."

Before Lu Mingfei said anything, Ethan couldn't help it. He looked at Tony with doubts on his face: "A healthy concept of love?"

"Yeah." Tony nodded.

"Mr. Tony Stark," Ethan spit, "what is your definition of a healthy concept of love? Does it mean that you slept with the cover girls of the twelve months of Maxim magazine last year?"

Lu Mingfei's eyes widened.

Tony shook his head immediately: "No, that's a rumor from the media."

"Oh, sorry..." An apology appeared on Ethan's face.

"The fact is that the one in March conflicted with my schedule, but luckily the one in December is a pair of twin sisters." Tony said.

Lu Mingfei and Ethan were silent at the same time.

"How about I introduce you to the one from March?" Tony looked at Lu Mingfei, "Or the pair from December is also good, the experience of twins is definitely more novel than you imagined..."

"No no no no no, I'm a decent person!" Lu Mingfei shook his head hastily.

"Wipe the drool." Ethan handed over a handkerchief.

　Chapter 1 is out!Because there are [-] words and I don't want to split it into two chapters, so there is only one chapter today, woo!

　　
　
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