Lu Mingfei doesn't want to be a superhero

Chapter 313 Odin’s invitation, how to absorb the Mind Stone

Avengers base, in Lu Mingfei's office.

After a while of chicken and dog jumping.

Lu Mingfei was sitting behind the desk, and Natasha was sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed, looking at Lu Mingfei with a look of resentment, as if he had cheated her out of tens of millions of dollars.

As a secretary, Wanda stood nearby, always feeling that the situation was a bit delicate.

"Ahem, long time no see, Natasha," Lu Mingfei tried his best to show a harmless smile, "How have you been lately?"

When Natasha came in, he was stunned for only half a second before he realized what had happened - since he now has at least eight million followers around the world, he was previously responsible for handling "God's appearance" in S.H.I.E.L.D. Natasha, after switching to the Avengers, may have returned to her old career.

Even considering that this time is larger and has more people, if nothing else happens... Natasha's workload should be heavier than before.

If he dared to quibble when Natasha caught him last time, this time he was really afraid that if he provoked Natasha, she would take out a pack of C4 bombs and die with him.

"Ha," Natasha looked at Lu Mingfei with a pair of dark circles under her eyes that could not be covered with concealer, "Thank you, life is worse than death. Ever since a certain angel of God came to earth to preach, people from all over the world have The calls from organizations big and small all over the world never stop, and because I have similar experience, these tasks are naturally given to me.”

No wonder he only left for a while, but after he came back, the number of believers increased sharply. For a long time, it was Michael who was preaching everywhere!
"That's right," Natasha nodded, "it's Michael, your professed Seraph. The day after you left, he began to appear frequently in churches that believe in you, and gave certain believers gifts. Blessings—such as curing their illnesses.”

"But weren't you a killer before and were recruited after being arrested by SHIELD? Now that SHIELD is gone, you still have political asylum in the Avengers," Lu Mingfei said sincerely, "If you are expelled , should I be sentenced to 180 years in prison?”

"Uh..." Lu Mingfei asked cautiously, "Have you been under too much pressure at work recently? Do you need two assistants?"

Having said this, Natasha couldn't help but rub her eyebrows - what about "God" and "Michael"? If "God" hadn't suddenly appeared that day, they might not even have been able to handle "Michael". In the end, only Hulk and Thor would have survived.

Unexpectedly, Natasha did not get a response from Lu Mingfei.

"Too advanced science is not much different from magic or miracles in the eyes of ordinary people," Natasha said. "Anyway, for those who have actually enjoyed the benefits, 'God' does exist. As for what the Vatican or other religious organizations think, the people don't care. They will only call the Avengers and strongly demand that we deal with 'God' and his 'Michael' as super criminals."

But for her to be in this hellish place, doing this kind of hellish job, how different is it from losing her freedom! Prisoners in federal prisons can at least sleep eight hours a day. Her current life is said by prisoners of war to violate the Geneva Convention.

"Forget it, anyway, it's good that you're back," Natasha stroked her chest to calm down, "I have confirmed with Michael before that he did not go to preach because of your order. , acted spontaneously after you left. Although he didn’t listen to our advice at all, he always has to listen to your words, right? "

"Angels come down to earth to preach?" Lu Mingfei was stunned, "You are mistaken, I have never... Damn it! Michael!"

"It would be better if you just fired me." Natasha said desperately.

Although she was overwhelmed by her work during this period, Natasha was still more happy than resentful when she saw Lu Mingfei coming back: "As long as you hurry up and grab that big lizard by the neck and tell him to stop preaching, I will You’ll be able to relax.”

Lu Mingfei has studied the periodic table of dragons' speech spirits. Although there are speech spirits that can strengthen their own self-healing ability, and there are more than one, there are absolutely no speech spirits that can help others heal injuries or even diseases.

Lu Mingfei was right. She really couldn't resign. With her dark history, if she didn't have the endorsement of a strong enough organization, she might soon be imprisoned in a federal prison and lose her freedom.

"Ah?" Lu Mingfei was stunned, "Does he still have such a spirit of speech?"

"Then...how about I propose doubling your salary?" Lu Mingfei proposed a compensation plan with a hint of guilt.

Even when she looked at Lu Mingfei in confusion, Lu Mingfei looked away guiltily.

"Can this be blamed on God? Did those who were cured never go to school?" Lu Mingfei couldn't help complaining.

“I am already in charge of a department, and more than half of our department’s energy is used to deal with these religious complaints,” Natasha said. “Now I only sleep four hours a day.”

For a moment, Natasha really wanted to take out a grenade and explode it with Lu Mingfei.

Natasha:…

"Are you talking about superpowers?" Natasha shook her head. "That's not true, but have you forgotten that he was once a top genetic engineer? Most of the time, he relied on advanced medical technology to cure believers. of."

An extremely bad premonition arose from Natasha's heart.

"You can't really be the one who instigated him to preach, right?" Natasha felt her heart aching.

"Of course not!" Lu Mingfei denied without hesitation.

Natasha breathed a sigh of relief, feeling her throbbing heart feel better.

"It's just that I can't let him stop." Lu Mingfei added the second half weakly.

Natasha silently covered her heart, and asked Lu Mingfei in confusion: "Why? You're not really obsessed with the feeling of being God, are you?"

Why else? Of course it’s because believers will provide the power of faith, so don’t give it up in vain. Lu Mingfei’s heart is not clear.

Moreover, the little devil thoughtfully provided him with a way to utilize the power of faith. Although the most critical part - allowing the Silver Sword to absorb the power of the Mind Stone has not yet been realized, it is only the last step. .

As long as he can do this, he can use a large amount of the power of faith as energy. It would be a waste to let Michael stop like this.

But how was he going to explain it to other people?
This kind of behavior of preaching all over the world for power seems a bit like a villain - and he also formed a Justice League with Steve, Tony and Dr. Banner that looked very much like a villain.

His brain was working rapidly, Lu Mingfei's eyes suddenly lit up, and his face was serious: "Natasha, you may not believe it. Although I don't want to be God, I have to be God."

"What do you mean? Someone is forcing you to become a god?" Natasha was confused.

"Yes," Lu Mingfei pointed to the sky with a look of sadness, "You should know that Thor comes from Asgard and is a member of the Asa clan. His father, Odin, the king of Asgard, , is the king of the nine realms, a well-known strong man in the entire universe... I once represented the earth and had an equal dialogue with God Odin, and God Odin recognized that I was God. In order to continue to be qualified to communicate with God Odin on behalf of the earth, I I can only carry the name of God all the time, I am only thinking about the earth!”

When he said these words, Lu Mingfei was extremely sincere, and the sincerity on his face was better than any insurance or real estate salesman in the world.

In fact, God Odin only said at that time that he thought he was very suitable to be God, and he did not regard Lu Mingfei as God, but it was not forced to say that he "identified".

When talking to Odin as the God King of Asgard on an equal footing, Lu Mingfei's identity is actually the "Supreme Mage" who protects the earth - the status of the two is not much different.

However, he couldn’t be considered to have lied to Natasha. After all, he first said that he “had an equal dialogue with God Odin on behalf of the Earth” and then said that “God Odin recognized him as God” without emphasizing the two. Is there any causal relationship between them? Natasha can't blame him for misunderstanding.

"This..." Natasha was stunned after hearing Lu Mingfei's words.

She really didn't expect that Lu Mingfei, as a "god", could actually represent the earth and have an equal dialogue with a large cosmic force.

As one of Fury's confidants, she once heard Fury mention that Asgard is a famous force in the universe. It once swept through the nine realms many years ago and is the well-deserved top civilization in the universe, although it has become more and more low-key later. , rarely active in the universe, and gradually lost some of its reputation, but it is still undoubtedly a large force.

Although she didn't know where Fury got the information, Natasha was sure that Fury, the director, was not the kind of person who was aimless. He should have been right about Asgard's status in the universe.

And just being a "god" allows Lu Mingfei to talk to Asgard on an equal footing on behalf of the earth. That seems... quite profitable.

"Can't you not be God on Earth and talk to Odin as God in Asgard?" Natasha asked. "But do you think a God who is unknown on earth will be recognized by Asgard?" Lu Mingfei asked, spreading his hands.

Natasha:…

That's the truth.

Even if it is a national-level exchange on earth, there must be a prominent person. You can't just be an unknown person from one country and get the recognition of the top leaders of another country, right?
Seeing Natasha's silence, Lu Mingfei struck while the iron was hot, walked up to Natasha who was sitting, held her shoulders with both hands, bent down and looked down at her, with a sincere look on his face: "Natasha, I know you did it. The work is very hard, but if you think about it, if you can continue to talk to Odin, the earth may establish some friendly cosmic-level diplomatic relations through Asgard's channels, and then create a good environment for itself to enter the universe in advance. ”

"With a good environment for entering the universe, human beings can conduct beneficial trade and communication with other civilizations, and the earth's civilization can develop faster," Lu Mingfei said with enthusiasm, "We are doing this for the benefit of all human beings. Work hard for progress!”

"This..." Natasha's face was obviously shaken.

Secretary Wanda, who was watching the whole process, was a little confused except for the part about Michael and missionary work. But at the end, she saw Lu Mingfei's expression of "working hard for the progress of all mankind." "The eager expression made even her blood boil.

"Okay!" Natasha gritted her teeth, "For the future of the earth, I will help you block incoming calls and visiting religious representatives as much as possible!"

"Thank you for your hard work, Natasha!" Lu Mingfei held Natasha's hand, his face full of emotion and admiration.

But at the same time, he was also a little worried. After all, looking at Natasha's current appearance, she looked like she might die suddenly at any time. If she was hot-blooded and worked harder, what if she accidentally died suddenly of myocardial infarction or cerebral hemorrhage? It was troublesome in the past.

It would be great if there was a stable Extremis virus medicine now. Give Natasha a shot directly. With the recovery power of the Extremis virus, let alone myocardial infarction or cerebral hemorrhage, as long as you are not physically hit in the head, you can basically get it quickly. recover.

Why don't you discuss with Tony and give Natasha a shot of mixed-race medicine? Although the resilience is not as good as the Extremis virus, hybrids have the advantages of hybrids and can enhance their physical fitness. At least Lu Mingfei has lived in his own world for so many years, and he has never heard of any hybrid dying from staying up late and working overtime.

Or it is also possible to keep a regeneration cradle, which can be rescued at any time... However, the cost is a bit high. If Natasha agrees, giving her important organs the same metal transformation as the old patriarch should also be able to effectively reduce the risk of sudden death. Probability, but this is a bit inhumane compared to injecting medicine...

Natasha, whose hand was held by Lu Mingfei, didn't know what he was thinking, otherwise she would have taken out a grenade and died with him.

……

After bidding farewell to Natasha who had returned to work, Lu Mingfei arrived at Tony's house in Pilcher's car.

I have to say that Pilcher's super speed is really useful. When Lu Mingfei called him, he was still attending a dance floor party in the center of New York. After receiving the call, he immediately rushed to Lu Mingfei's office and returned instantly. Driver position.

If he hadn't come with the lips of girls all over his chest, Lu Mingfei would have thought that he was on standby at any time.

After pushing the door open and getting out of the car, Lu Mingfei walked into the living room of Tony's house.

Unexpectedly, not only Tony and Pepper were on the sofa in the living room, but also someone who was very familiar to Lu Mingfei was also there.

"Lu Mingfei is really not here?" Saul sat on the sofa opposite Tony and Pepper. "I went to his house and there was no one there."

"Go to the Avengers base and have a look. Jarvis just told me that Fei was in his office." Tony said.

"Saul, are you looking for me?" Lu Mingfei walked into the living room.

"Mingfei! What a coincidence!" Sol stood up happily, "I'm looking for you."

"What do you want from me? Don't talk about it while drinking." Lu Mingfei said warily.

"It's not about drinking," Sol shook his head, "Jane and I have been quarreling a lot recently. There seems to be some problems in our relationship. I want to ask you if you have any suggestions?"

"Then you should ask Tony, he is an old playboy." Lu Mingfei pointed at Tony.

"Don't look at me. Not many women dare to quarrel with me. They all come after my money to please me. Well... there are also many who are attracted by my outstanding personal charm." Tony spread his hands, "I have nothing to deal with. I have experience in women quarreling, but if it is just a verbal confrontation, I have a lot of experience. If you learn from Sol, you will definitely not lose."

"Your verbal confrontation seems to mean mocking all your opponents into speechlessness, right? Your bad mouth has provoked so many enemies for you. Don't forget the Killian who died at the Hydra base before. I Looking at his personal information dug out from Jarvis, he seems to be one of your victims, right?"

Lu Mingfei complained: "If I learn the art of verbal confrontation from you, Saul's girlfriend will never have any contact with her."

"That's why I came to find you." Sol looked at Lu Mingfei.

"Then there's nothing I can do. I've never had an argument with a girl." Lu Mingfei shook his head.

"Then what should we do..." Thor looked troubled.

Lu Mingfei looked at Tony: "Tony, how are you studying the scepter I put here before?"

"The scepter..." Tony's eyes wandered, "Ah, I'm studying it..."

"You must be busy with other research and have no time to study the scepter, right?" Lu Mingfei asked with empty eyes.

Tony held Pepper and turned to look at the beautiful sea view.

Lu Mingfei:...

"Scepter? Are you talking about the scepter my brother brought?" Sol looked at Lu Mingfei and asked.

Lu Mingfei nodded.

"Father God seems to know about the scepter. He mentioned it before," Saul said, "but I was drinking at the time and didn't pay attention."

Odin? That's right, given his ability, it's normal to know that the scepter contains the Mind Stone.

Wait, with God Odin's ability and knowledge, would he know how to derive the energy from the gem?

Lu Mingfei was about to ask when he saw Thor slap his forehead: "I almost forgot! Father God said that after meeting you, he asked me to invite you to Asgard together. He wants to see you if he has something to do!"

Find me? Are you going to hold me accountable for ripping off tiger skin?
This thought flashed through Lu Mingfei's mind. After thinking about it carefully, he felt that God Odin might not be so stingy.

"What's going on?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"I don't know, let's talk about it after we get there!" Thor walked up to Lu Mingfei, raised his head and shouted, "Heimdall!"

A bright beam of light descended from the sky, and Lu Mingfei and Thor disappeared in it in an instant.

After the light beam dissipated, Tony held Pepper on the sofa. He looked up at the large, regular round hole on the roof of his house that penetrated several floors and could directly see the blue sky and white clouds. He took a deep breath.

"So-er-!"

(End of this chapter)