Lu Mingfei doesn't want to be a superhero

Chapter 51 On a rainy day, watermelon fried chicken and Fu Rui are more suitable

in Tony's lab.

Tony and Fury sat together, Tony raised his eyebrows, his pride was almost written on his face, and Fury's face could be said to be so dark that it was almost reflective.

"So, let's have a good discussion about how to calculate the things my father left behind." Tony said.

Fury took a deep breath: "Hopefully we'll get on well."

"Jarvis, prepare some antihypertensive medicine for Director Fury, he may need it later." Tony turned to Jarvis.

Fury felt that there was no need to wait, he already felt that his blood pressure had risen a bit.

"Let's go, this is not a suitable place for discussion," Tony said, "There should be a few rooms in my house that haven't been bombed."

"Yes, but there is no food in those rooms." Lu Mingfei complained.

"Didn't you say you still have some fruit?" Tony asked.

"There are only two watermelons left," Lu Mingfei turned off Tetris, got up from the chair and said, "Forget it, I'll go and cut up the watermelons, some are better than none."

While walking towards the door, Lu Mingfei turned his head and asked, "Miss Natasha, Director Fury, do you want to eat watermelon?"

He just asked casually, but the atmosphere suddenly became strangely silent.

Nick Fury was expressionless, Natalie looked awkwardly where no one was there, and Tony looked down at the time on his watch.

What the hell are you looking at?Wasn't your watch shaken during the battle with Colonel Rhodes and stopped turning?Lu Mingfei complained in his heart.

"Huh?" Lu Mingfei looked around the group of people, wondering, "Why don't you talk, don't you like watermelon?"

The corner of Tony's mouth twitched twice.

Although Lu Mingfei has lived here for several months, he usually eats, drinks and has fun or is forced to study. He doesn't know much about some "customs and customs" and taboos in the United States.

In the United States, once watermelon and fried chicken appear together with black people, they will become very sensitive foods.

In the era when black slaves were not abolished, white slave owners would use watermelon as a reward for hard work of black slaves—because watermelon is easy to grow and has a large yield, it is cheap and tastes good in fruits.

Therefore, this cheap and delicious fruit is most suitable for white slave owners to send black slaves away.

Later, the black slaves were liberated, and the watermelon became a symbol of racial discrimination. As long as you give watermelons to black people, it is equivalent to discriminating against him.

Another similar food is fried chicken. Because the price is low and the calories are sufficient, it is very suitable for slaves who have been engaged in heavy physical labor for a long time to make a living, ensuring that they will not die and can continue to work hard, so it was also popular in the era of slaves. , and now it has become synonymous with discrimination against black people like watermelon.

As a native American, Tony is well aware of this.

But Lu Mingfei didn't know.

And in this situation, he can't talk to Lu Mingfei about science, so... the atmosphere is awkward.

Fortunately, Fury spoke at this time: "No, I don't eat watermelon."

Tony breathed a sigh of relief—although he always felt that Fury gritted his teeth a little when he said this.

Natasha on the side also breathed a sigh of relief, after all, Fury is her immediate boss.

"It's okay if you don't eat watermelon," Lu Mingfei thought for a while, "My takeaway should be here soon."

Tony froze for a moment, then thought about it—what kind of takeaway did this guy order before?I was startled when he came over, I didn't listen carefully, what he ordered seemed to be... seemed to be...

"Fried chicken shouldn't be a taboo for you, right?" Lu Mingfei asked.

Tony:  …

The blue veins on Fury's forehead...the black veins are stretched.

The corner of Natasha's eyes twitched, and she took two steps back silently, so as not to be hurt by Chi Yu.

"What's wrong?" Lu Mingfei looked confused.

"I, no, hungry." Fury took a deep breath and said every word.

"If you're not hungry, you're not hungry. Why do you act like you're allergic to fried chicken?" Lu Mingfei whispered.

The corner of Natasha's mouth couldn't help trembling, and she immediately pressed it down.

Fury felt like his veins were about to burst.

……

Tony's house, in one of the surviving rooms.

Tony and Fury were talking about something in another room. For some reason, Tony didn't bring Lu Mingfei with him this time to let him "gain insight", but left him outside.

Only Lu Mingfei and Natasha were left in the room.

Lu Mingfei nestled on the single sofa, holding a corner of watermelon: "Would you like a piece?"

Natasha took the watermelon and sat on the armrest of Lu Mingfei's sofa. Her slender and healthy legs were put together and stretched forward, like a graceful mermaid or a beautiful snake. She slid into the road with a faint fragrance. Mingfei's nostrils.

Lu Mingfei felt a little embarrassed and coughed lightly.

Natasha felt that she had won a victory.

"That..." Lu Mingfei said awkwardly, "Natasha, your legs will block the screen."

"... Oh." Natasha put her legs down.

In front of the sofa, Jarvis projected a screen.

Tony's TV was also killed, so he could only make do with it for the time being.

Lu Mingfei originally wanted to open Plants vs. Zombies, but after thinking about it, there was someone beside him, so he hesitated for a moment, then turned his head and asked, "Do you want to play together?"

Lu Mingfei was also Natasha's contact target. She thought about it and nodded decisively.

"But you have to go there, the space here is too small." Lu Mingfei pointed to another sofa not far away.

Natasha walked over to sit down silently, and a screen was also projected in front of the sofa.

"Can you play StarCraft?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"A little bit." Natasha smiled confidently.

In her spare time, she occasionally plays games to relax. She has also played StarCraft, and perhaps because she is very talented in this area, her skills are quite good.

Moreover, as a high-level talent with extremely complete military command literacy, Natasha is confident that her combat awareness is at the level of dimensionality reduction and attack for Lu Mingfei.

Time to teach this nasty brat a lesson.

……

10 minute later.

Lu Mingfei rested his chin with one hand, and swipe and pull randomly on the screen with the other hand.

Natasha's hands fluttered across the screen as if she were playing the piano piece "Flight of the Bumble Bee", and finally put her hands down in an explosion at her own base.

"Ha..." Lu Mingfei yawned, and praised, "That's right, he has a good sense of combat, and his operations are very precise, and it's rare to be able to keep calm the whole time."

Hearing Lu Mingfei's praise, Natasha couldn't be happy at all.

She is indeed advanced in fighting consciousness, but Lu Mingfei has seen through every step of her tactics.

She is indeed precise in operation, but each of Lu Mingfei's combat units seems to have its own thoughts, showing the flexibility almost like a real elite soldier.

She did keep calm the whole time, but Lu Mingfei didn't even seem to be serious.

"Another dish?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Come again!"

Nine minutes later, Natasha's base exploded.

……

"One more plate!" Natasha said.

Nine minutes later, Natasha's base exploded.

"Come again..." Natasha stared at the screen in front of her.

"Not coming." Lu Mingfei said.

"Why!" The red-eyed Natasha suddenly looked up at Lu Mingfei.

"Because your boss is behind you." Lu Mingfei said quietly.

Natasha was startled, turned her head, and her eyes went dark.

This is a blackout in the physical sense, because she saw a big dark face behind the sofa.

"Director..."

"I should go, I have other things to deal with." Fury said.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Natasha could hear the deep exhaustion in his tone despite his calmness.

……

Although Fury was sent away, Natasha continued to stay.

This is considered part of the "expense" for Tony to "buy" Howard's stuff.

Shut Natasha out, now only Tony and Lu Mingfei are in the room.

"What conditions did you discuss?" Lu Mingfei was curious.

"It's nothing, Nick Fury wants to start a superhero group called the Avengers, just invite me to join," Tony said, "He also wants you to join, I said you are underage, let him go."

"Then you joined?"

If it was two or three years ago, Lu Mingfei might really have been screaming, but now he has no interest in being a superhero.

How can being a superhero make some money and then enjoy life by eating, drinking and having fun?

"Me neither, but I promised him that he could be a consultant." Tony said.

"What do you mean?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Just work if you want to work, and don't work if you don't want to work." Tony said.

"It sounds quite comfortable. By the way, who is in this team, can you tell me?" Lu Mingfei asked curiously.

"Currently... I am a consultant, and Fury said that he is still looking for other members." Tony said.

"Then you, as a consultant, are not cared about at all?" Lu Mingfei complained.

"It's a good thing," Tony shrugged. "According to that guy Fury said, the Avengers are only needed when there is a particularly major disaster that a single superhero can't handle."

"Sounds like a mule saving the world for free." Lu Mingfei complained.

"That's why I don't recommend you to join," Tony said, "I need to be responsible for the weapons I sold before, but you don't owe anyone anything."

"Hmm..." Lu Mingfei's face changed slightly, "Tony, I have to go, my energy is running out."

Tony was not surprised either. Lu Mingfei said before that he came in a hurry this time, and the energy was barely enough to last until his birthday.

"But before I leave, I have something to remind you," Lu Mingfei said, "That Natalie, her real name is Natasha Romanov, right?"

Tony nods.

Lu Mingfei said again: "You should know that I joined the school's literature club in order to chase Chen Wenwen..."

"Why is it Chen Wenwen again!" Tony felt that he was about to have PTSD with this name.

"I'm serious. After I joined the literature club, I also read some Russian literary novels, and then I learned something," Lu Mingfei said earnestly, "Russian surnames are different according to men and women. , To put it simply, the same surname is used by men and women, and the spelling and pronunciation are different."

"Romanov is a surname that only men can use in Russia, and women should use Romanova." Lu Mingfei said seriously.

"So you're saying her name is fake too," Tony said.

"Maybe it's worse." Lu Mingfei said seriously.

"How could it be worse? It can't be that she is actually a man, so her surname is Romanov..." Tony stopped suddenly when he said this.

Lu Mingfei silently nodded.

"But she is a woman no matter what, and this naming rule is not completely fixed or mandatory, right? What if she just has more personality?" Tony licked his lips.

"With modern technology, it's not difficult to change the shape a little bit, right?" Lu Mingfei said leisurely, "Of course, this is just my guess, or it may be like you said, she just has more personality."

Tony remembered that he had accepted the wine and watch that Natasha handed him not long ago, and his goosebumps arose all of a sudden, and he rubbed his arms subconsciously.

"I'm going back to Tony, goodbye." Lu Mingfei waved at Tony and disappeared.

Tony rubbed his hands, comforted himself in his heart, and walked out of the room.

"Mr. Stark."

Natasha, who is currently Tony's assistant in name, walked over, her long legs moving forward, her style was graceful, and her charm was enough to capture any normal man.

Tony took a step back.

Although the possibility of Lu Mingfei's guess is very small, it is really terrifying. Just thinking about Tony makes his scalp tingle.

So facing Natasha's suspicious eyes, Tony said decisively, "You were fired."

Natasha: ? ? ?

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