Lu Mingfei doesn't want to be a superhero

Chapter 83 Old Tang: Good morning, sister-in-law!

Portugal, in a restaurant on the streets of Viana do Castelo.

Old Tang had a piece of pizza in one hand, and three stacked empty boxes beside him.

"Are you a starving ghost reincarnated?" Lu Mingfei couldn't help complaining.

Those three are all ten-inch pizzas, and people with small appetites may not be able to eat half of them.

"To be honest, I haven't had a full meal for two days. I only ate half a loaf of bread last meal." Old Tang took a big gulp of Portuguese-style super poke beer.

"Didn't you lose your wallet? You still have money to buy bread?" Lu Mingfei was surprised.

"I saw a child in the park holding bread and breaking bread crumbs to feed the pigeons." Old Tang said.

"Understood, you don't care if someone begged for the bread to feed the pigeons, right?" Even a heartless person like Lu Mingfei felt that Old Tang was a little pitiful.

"No, I asked him not to give me bread," Old Tang shook his head, "I had to catch a pigeon and threaten him, saying that if he didn't give me bread, I would roast the pigeon and eat it."

Lu Mingfei took a deep breath: "Suddenly I feel that it's fine if you've been hungry for two days."

"I'm also a late hero, there's nothing I can do about it." Old Tang sighed heavily.

"Hero Chi Mu doesn't use it that way... I'll give you a dictionary next time." Lu Mingfei covered his face.

"Are you saying that my current situation is not considered late?" Old Tang asked.

"I mean you are not a hero." Lu Mingfei said sincerely.

"I'm sad, I'm sad," Old Tang switched from Chinese to English, and said loudly, "Waiter, have another Italian red sausage pizza!"

Lu Mingfei's eyes twitched slightly: "Is your stomach a human structure?"

"I'm sad, and I have to fill up the injured part with food," Old Tang said eloquently, puffing out his chest, "Don't worry, I've learned the story of Han Xin, and I won't forget the kindness of a meal. Wait until I get my bank card back." , I invite you to have a feast at the best hamburger restaurant in the United States!"

"Nonsense! Han Xin repaid the old woman a thousand gold after receiving a meal, so why don't you treat me to a hamburger?" Lu Mingfei yelled dissatisfied.

"If I had a thousand pieces of gold, the two brothers would each have half!" Old Tang resolutely patted his chest and said—he didn't have any anyway.

"By the way, what are you doing in Portugal? Traveling?" Lu Mingfei asked, too lazy to entangle with Old Tang on the issue of a meal.

Old Tang had a troubled look on his face.

"What's the matter?" Lu Mingfei was taken aback, "Don't tell me that you are actually James Bond or 007, and now you are ordered by the U.S. government to come to Portugal to stop a deal of world-killing weapons."

"Bond and 007 are the same person, and 007 is British," Old Tang said scratching his head, "I should just make up a reason to fool you, but we are all friends now, and I paid you so much for nothing thing……"

"Stop!" Lu Mingfei quickly corrected, "It's not for nothing, I borrowed it from you and you have to pay it back."

"That's not the point! I'm telling you something very important right now, don't pay attention to small things like pizza."

After Old Tang said this, he ate another piece of pizza.

"So what's the matter?" Lu Mingfei was aroused by him.

"It's not safe outside, let's go to the place where you live and tell." Old Tang said.

"Damn! You start to whet my appetite when you're full, right!" Lu Mingfei's face darkened.

"No way!" Old Tang's neck twitched, "I'm not full yet!"

"Waiter, pay the bill." Lu Mingfei raised his hand and shouted.

"Mingfei, do you have enough money?" Old Tang worried, "Don't let us be detained for washing dishes."

At first he called Lu Mingfei by his ID in the group "Mingming", but Lu Mingfei thought it was too weird to hear such a name in real life, and he also called him "Big Bear" by his usual nickname in the group. It was weird, so he simply asked Old Tang to call him by his name directly.

"You are too contemptuous of people, soon a few boxes of pizza..."

Lu Mingfei put his hand into his pocket, his hand and expression froze together.

"What's wrong?" Old Tang's heart suddenly hung up, "You lost your wallet too?"

"I didn't lose it." Lu Mingfei's face was livid, "I don't seem to have a wallet with me at all."

Along the way, Tulio and the little angel paid for it, and he never used his wallet except for his documents.

"Then what should we do! How about we run away from the order," Old Tang stuffed all the pizza in his mouth, and immediately left the knife in his right hand and fork in the right, with a murderous look, "Mingfei, you run first, I will block you here!"

"Don't make trouble, I'll make a call."

Lu Mingfei took out his mobile phone and dialed a number skillfully.

……

Hotel, Su Xiaoqiang's room.

She is sorting out the photos she has taken at the table and putting them one by one into a beautiful handmade album that is spread out.

Of course, they had to bring a camera when they went out to play. This time they brought a digital camera, which was kept by Lu Mingfei, and she also brought an extra Polaroid.

The photo on the table was taken by her Polaroid.

There are all kinds of photos, basically the scenery photos taken by the four of them at sea, but the number is not many, after all, the scenery at sea is really monotonous.

One of them was Lu Mingfei holding a huge cod - of course he didn't catch such a big fish, it was a fresh fish bought from the old captain.

Holding this photo, Su Xiaoqiang couldn't help laughing, and muttered softly: "Huh...I want to save face."

She had planned to put this photo in the album like other photos, but inexplicably heard what Lu Mingfei said two nights ago when she was chatting with Lu Mingfei about the photo of Cousin Elena in the hotel living room.

"You can't even find a photo of her, and you dare to say that you have the best relationship with her. Have you heard your cousin crying far away in the sky?"

"I watch TV dramas, don't girls like to put photos of their best girlfriends in the middle of their wallets or handbags..."

When Su Xiaoqiang came to her senses, she had already taken out her wallet, and put the photo of Lu Mingfei holding a fish into the front compartment of the wallet while distracted.

The top part of the photo is outside the mezzanine, just showing Lu Mingfei's head with a smile.

Su Xiaoqiang realized what he had done, his head was blank, his heart was pounding, and he hurriedly took out Lu Mingfei's photo.

But the ringtone of the incoming call interrupted her.

Glancing at the caller ID, Su Xiaoqiang's heart beat faster, put the phone to his ear to connect, and said calmly: "What's wrong?!"

"Little goddess, save me!" Lu Mingfei's wailing resounded through the phone.

……

Hotel, Lu Mingfei suite, living room.

Lu Mingfei and Old Tang sat on the long sofa, while Su Xiaoqiang sat on the short sofa by himself.

"Can you be more worthless?" Su Xiaoqiang covered his face, "When I went, the waiter said that he almost regarded the two of you as eating a king's meal."

Then her eyesight is quite precise, we almost became overlords.

Lu Mingfei murmured at the corner of his mouth, but he still didn't dare to spit out this sentence.

"Then her eyesight is quite precise, we almost became overlords." Old Tang said.

Lu Mingfei slapped himself on the face.

Another slap hit Old Tang on the face.

"Who are you?" The tone of the little celestial girl was not polite, she was not targeting Old Tang, she used this tone to most people.

Old Tang was not annoyed at all, he took Lu Mingfei's hand off his face, and smiled shyly at Su Xiaoqiang.

"Hi sister-in-law, I'm Old Tang, a friend of StarCraft in Feigeta. I live in Brooklyn, USA. I'm a Chinese. I accidentally lost my wallet and ID card when I was traveling in Portugal. Fortunately, I didn't starve to death on the street thanks to my brother's help. Thank you. Brother Dade has no teeth to forget..."

Old Tang opened his mouth for a series of self-introductions, and he could not help but feel embarrassed. He is a young person who has entered the society, and he did not hesitate to call "Brother Fei" with a high school student like Lu Mingfei. He was picking cotton like a black man. Just as fluid and natural.

But Su Xiaoqiang actually didn't pay much attention to what Old Tang said later, the first three words that Old Tang opened his mouth stunned both her and Lu Mingfei.

"Sister-in-law?!" Su Xiaoqiang's eyes widened.

Lu Mingfei also stared wide-eyed, thinking that brother, you are very good at coming, but you called the wrong person, you go to the next door and knock on the door to find my senior brother and sister, and tell my senior brother to call "brother" and then call me senior sister "Sister-in-law" I can still be considered as your discerning eye.

"Uh... did I call you wrong?"

Old Tang scratched his head, and suddenly realized: "Oh, according to the Chinese custom, is it too natural to be called Dasao? It should be called Feisao!"

While talking, Old Tang stood up resolutely, and bowed deeply to Su Xiaoqiang: "Good morning, sister-in-law Fei!"

"What sister-in-law is not sister-in-law? I'm his classmate. Don't talk nonsense. I'm still a student. Just now, I can't get married until at least four years later!" Su Xiaoqiang blushed, waved her hands repeatedly, and subconsciously glanced at Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei understood immediately, nodded slightly towards Su Xiaoqiang, and gave her a "don't worry, I understand" look.

Immediately, he kicked Old Tang's ass, and said viciously: "Let you talk nonsense!"

Fortunately, he didn't use much force, otherwise Old Tang would have knelt on the ground directly.

Su Xiaoqiang rubbed her hot face, feeling that she couldn't take it any longer: "I'm going home to pack my things, bye!"

Lu Mingfei wondered: "It's been several days, what are you going to pack now?"

"I'll go back and look for my cousin's photo to show you!" Su Xiaoqiang said angrily.

When she mentioned the photo, she suddenly remembered that the photo of Lu Mingfei holding Yu Xiaoren Dezhi was still in her wallet.

Take out that broken photo and put it in the album when you are free!Su Xiaoqiang thought viciously.

Lu Mingfei didn't understand why she stared at him viciously after she finished speaking, as if he had bitten her and she would rush over to retaliate at any time.

"By the way, what's your full name?" Su Xiaoqiang looked at Old Tang and asked.

"Ronald Tang." Old Tang said.

"Since you are Lu Mingfei's friend, then the expenses in Portugal should also be charged to my account. Later, you can go to the front desk and open a room yourself, and just say that you are a guest of the Salvador family." Su Xiaoqiang sat with her knees together. She said, with her hands folded on her knees, like a graceful and luxurious housewife.

"It's not a sister-in-law!" Old Donna bowed his head.

Su Xiaoqiang grabbed his knees with both hands.

Lu Mingfei finally couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked Old Tang with a flying kick: "Shut up! You can smear me, but you can't smear my benefactor like this!"

Su Xiaoqiang's face was dark.

……

In Old Tang's newly opened room.

"Brother Fei, what are you doing?" Old Tang rubbed his butt with an aggrieved expression.

Although Lu Mingfei kicked him with all his strength, it was much heavier than the first kick. Old Tang felt his butt was swollen.

"Next time, can you not play tricks?" Lu Mingfei deliberately darkened his face, threatening, "I warn you, that girl is our benefactor, if you make her mad by joking around, we won't even have a plane ticket to leave Portugal. Can't even afford it."

This is a lie. None of him, Senior Brother Chu, and Su Qian are short of money. No matter how bad the academy is, they will not be allowed to live in a foreign land. He just said this to deceive Old Tang.

Unexpectedly, Old Tang looked extremely confident: "How is it possible, I can tell at a glance, that girl is obviously interested in you, it is impossible to be angry."

"You only met her 10 minutes ago, that eye saw it?" Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes, "If I remember correctly, you are still single like me, right? Now you are pretending to be a lover It's hard for me to believe you."

"She is the girl who let you into her bedroom to play with the computer?" Old Tang said convincingly, "I can even allow you to stay in her bedroom alone for a long time. It can be said that she has no defense against you. If you want to say I don't believe she's not interested in you!"

"Is there a possibility that she treats me like a brother, so she has no defense against me?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Uh..." Old Tang lost his momentum.

"I know you can't believe that you are single," Lu Mingfei complained, "Let's talk about business, what exactly are you going to do in Portugal?"

"Cough cough," Old Tang coughed lightly, "First of all, I have to start with my occupation. Obviously, you must keep it a secret for me."

"It was Brother Fei just now, why is it called Mingfei now?" Lu Mingfei raised his eyebrows.

"Before, I was giving my brother face in front of women!" Old Tang said, "Don't talk nonsense, just promise me that you will keep it a secret."

"All right, all right, I'll keep it a secret." Lu Mingfei said.

Only then did Old Tang let go: "Actually, I'm a bounty hunter."

"Bounty hunter?" Lu Mingfei wondered, "What do you mean?"

"To put it simply, our business relies on a website called Hunter Market. Employers post commissions on this website and spend money or other valuable things to hire us to do things. There are all kinds of specific things, but most of them are legal. The gray or even black area on the edge ranges from grave robbery to arms smuggling," Old Tang said in a low voice, "There are even people who pay for murder!"

Lu Mingfei looked suspicious: "I can't see that you are still a ruthless character, Old Tang!"

"What kind of ruthless character am I?" Old Tang cried with a sad face, "I kill pigs and let pigs run away, okay?"

"Damn! So it's a little bastard." Lu Mingfei looked contemptuous.

"What little bastard, I have principles and a bottom line. Let's not do anything that is particularly illegal or criminal, and just do something that is generally illegal. Besides, I often do good deeds," Old Tang said, "For example, I The next mission is to come to Portugal to rescue a missing girl."

Lu Mingfei was stunned.

The Missing Maiden?
Didn't they come here because Solomon's Temple would be reported for human trafficking?
Among them... there will be no connection, right?

The coincidence plots in some movies and anime flowed through Lu Mingfei's mind, and he suddenly had a bold idea.

"Is the missing girl you are looking for called Elena?" Lu Mingfei asked tentatively.

"Irena? Who is it? I haven't heard of it." Old Tang scratched his head.

Lu Mingfei heaved a sigh of relief, and he said that such a coincidence was impossible.

"The person I'm looking for is Amber, and his full name is Amber Salvador Price." Old Tang said.

Lu Mingfei: ...

(End of this chapter)