The meaning of the rebirth of the courtyard is hard to understand

Chapter 11 Eleven: Is Yi Zhonghai's instinct to plot foolishness? !

When the siblings walked into the courtyard, they were still fighting!

As he was walking, He Yuzhu suddenly bent his calf sideways and lifted it up, and kicked He Yushui's ass quickly!Then He Yushui would suddenly grab the soft flesh around the boring silly brother's waist, pinch and release it with his little hands.

Anyway, it must be the silly brother who hurts more!The rain can make the skirt dirty at most!Anyway, big clothes don’t need to be black-bellied ~ rainwater wash!

The front yard is empty, and the middle yard is noisy. It seems that there is something lively going on in the middle yard!

Before entering the middle court, a voice that belonged exclusively to Jia Zhang came over!
"Silly brother, why is Aunt Jia so angry today?!" Yu Shui asked strangely!

"It should be her backstage backstage!" He Yuzhu calculated the time.Yi Zhonghai also came back around this time.

There is also Laundry Qin, logically speaking, that person should have been admitted to the hospital a few years ago!Destiny's Child should be two or three years old!

But probably because it was different from the previous life, it didn't!He Yuzhu is two years older than Laundry Qin this year, and Jia Dongxu is one year older than Laundry Qin!
It is now the spring of [-], and it is very likely that because of that incident, the laundryman Qin Wan entered the courtyard for two years!
Whether there is a stick to steal the chicken or not is another matter!
Besides, I shouldn't ask that stupid hen whether a hen that can't lay eggs is a hen!

When Yi Zhonghai saw the silly brother and sister coming in, his eyes lit up with joy, and that joy was not for his family and friends!But the joy of seeing the enemy, the joy of revenge!
"Silly Zhu, you're back?! It's time for a meeting!" Yi Zhonghai pretended to be amiable and said with a smile!

"Master Yi, please call me He Yuzhu." He Yuzhu replied with a smile.

"Sizhu, why are you talking to your elders?! What's wrong with your uncle calling you silly Zhu?! It's He Daqing calling you silly Zhu, and we didn't take the lead in calling you!" Among other people's bangs, he is the only one who will offend others because of other people's affairs!
"Master Liu, it's my father He Daqing who called me silly Zhu, that's right, that's because he gave birth to me and raised me! Don't call me silly Zhu, even if you call me a fool, I have to recognize you! Yi’s family has lost rice, so it’s still spent on your salary?! What right do you have to call your neighbors in the same courtyard a fool?!” He Yuzhu replied indifferently! "If you say you are an elder, just do what elders should do, and don't do things that make people poke your spine! I felt blush when I heard it in the street office!"

"What shameful thing did we do?" Liu Haizhong asked angrily? !
"Yesterday, a neighbor from the next courtyard went to the sub-district office to report that a resident of our courtyard house beat and disturbed the people in the middle of the night, and his own child was crying and howling. He thought it was not his own! May I ask this, Master Liu, do you know?!" He Yuzhu sneered like Liu Haizhong was attacking!
Liu Haizhong's face was livid and he didn't know what to say!
He Yuzhu smiled again and said, "Master Liu, do you know the process of promoting cadres in state-owned enterprises?!"

"Why do you ask this? Isn't it whoever the leader says is who?!" Liu Haizhong didn't know this!He dreamed of becoming an official, but he didn't know how to become an official!
"It's like a steel rolling mill. If you want to promote cadres, you must first be nominated by the superiors, then approved by the Standing Committee, and finally a public opinion survey! Do you know what a public opinion survey is?!" He Yuzhu continued to interrupt!

"I don't know, I don't know! Tell me!" Liu Haizhong became serious when he heard the secret of becoming an official!
"The public opinion survey is divided into two parts. One part is an in-factory survey, that is, workers in the same workshop. Basically, the nominated workshop workers will at least approve it! The other part is a street survey, which is to check their reputation in the street and whether they have reported anything! Like Yesterday, the neighbor’s court reported the incident of beating children in our yard and disturbing the people! If it is registered, basically this investigation will fail, and if it fails, even if you perform well in the factory, you will not be able to become an official!” He Yuzhu nonsense.In fact, He Yuzhu mixed up the responsibilities of reporting the case to the factory and the sub-district office to handle family disputes, just to bully Liu Haizhong for not understanding.

Sure enough, when Liu Haizhong heard this, he was so depressed that he no longer wanted to talk to anyone!Unexpectedly, the dream of being an official for so many years was lost just because he had nothing to do and beat the children.

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai must escort his horse boy!Said: "Okay, okay, let's talk about the things in the factory! Or in private! Now let's talk about the big happy event in our yard! We are going to have new people in our yard!"

"Grandpa, you married a big mother for our courtyard again?!" The person who said this was Xu Damao, who had not graduated from high school and followed his father to study and serve the countryside~ The widow's rolling mill's only future projectionist Xu Damao~Silly brother Mao!

Now Xu Damao is still young, thin and tall, wearing a cadre outfit that he found somewhere, with a four-quarter-six parted hair, a sparse mustache, and a face slightly shorter than a donkey!Coupled with the humble smile, he is indeed the number one villain in the courtyard!

"Nonsense, Xu Damao, can you learn better?! Learn more skills from your father and less nonsense!" Yi Zhonghai was very angry, and the consequences would be serious!In the original world, Yi Zhonghai should give Yi Zhonghai a look at this time, and Shazhu would rush forward, kick in the back, and work hard for the goal of adding an extinct family to the courtyard house!
But today is different from the past, Yi Zhonghai still takes a look at Sha Zhu!Who knew that Sha Zhu wouldn't cooperate and didn't wait to receive instructions at all.Instead, he secretly gave Xu Damao a thumbs up!And Xu Damao also received a compliment from his rival, Shazhu, and his triumphant gesture made Yi Zhonghai furious!
"Silly Zhu, do you have the quality? The uncle is talking, what kind of tricks are you doing?!" Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he lost his mind, and he knew it would be bad when he said it!

"Yi Zhonghai, don't you understand people's language?! As a manager, you can swear at others, right?! I'll call Director Wang over immediately, and ask her, do you managers have the right to swear?!" He Yuzhu said angrily!

"Okay, Zhuzi, it's all Xu Damao's fault. I've hurt you so much, so I apologize to you!" Yi Zhonghai calmed down! "Where did you just say, yes, Jia Dongxu of our middle school is going to marry a wife soon. This is a great event for our hospital. This Thursday, Dongxu's family will hold a few banquets, and the family can come to participate alone! Zhuzi, you have to stand up as the chef at the banquet, and the neighbors in the same compound have to help each other!" Yi Zhonghai probably dug a hole because of his body's natural reaction to pitting silly Zhu!
"I'm sorry, everyone, I'm not free on Thursday!" He Yuzhu ignored Yi Zhonghai at all!

"To be a human being, you have to be conscientious. You can't just think about yourself. They are all neighbors. You help me, and I help you, so that we can make progress together!" Yi Zhonghai is so familiar with Daqi's moral kidnapping!

"Uncle Yi, I have to become a full-time member on Thursday for the assessment. If I pass the assessment, I have to cook a table of dinner for the leading chef to grade! I can be rated up to the third level, 72.5 yuan a month, and my temporary worker salary plus street subsidies is 28.5 yuan! Miss it Thursday will have to wait for next year! As long as you are willing to make up for the difference in my salary for one year and wipe off the odds, you will give me seven hundred and five, and I will definitely come to help when the time comes. Master Yi, what do you think?!" In fact, He Yuzhu had already made up his mind Level 54.5 chef, monthly income [-] yuan!I guess it's a bit higher, Qiqi Jia wants to upgrade Dongxu!

Yi Zhonghai was silent, and said after a while, "Work is important! Then I will contact other chefs to see!"

Yan Bugui next to him heard that Shazhu's salary was about to be 72.5 yuan, so he couldn't help thinking of taking advantage of it, "Silly, silly, Yuzhu, your salary is so high, when will you set up a few tables and treat guests to celebrate?!"

"It's set up! I set up three tables that day. Didn't you come, Third Master?!" He Yuzhu asked in surprise.

"Don't talk nonsense, when did you call me for a treat?!" Yan Bugui didn't bear the reputation of eating alone.

"I invited the master who taught me cooking, uncle and senior brother! I invited the colleagues from the street office who took care of me for two years and arranged for me to work! I invited the doorman Lao Wang who gave her a steamed bun when Yushui was hungry at school, I invited my brothers and sisters, He Daqing, to our breakfast shop Lao Li on credit when we were hungry after we left!...I have invited everyone who has helped me! How could there be no you?" He Yuzhu's sarcasm Yan Bugui didn't catch it, Xu Damao listened Out.

Then he said, "Third Master, don't think about it, He Yuzhu has invited people who have helped him without asking for anything in return! Have you ever helped him unconditionally?!"

Yan Bugui was so ashamed that he couldn't even pretend to be stupid!
(End of this chapter)