spooky calendar

Chapter 21: The Eighth Day of the Fourth Lunar Month

The night of the seventh day of April.

Qin Ze didn't know that this weird puppet seemed to have opened a channel between the two worlds, sending some images to the past.

He eased the pain of lovesickness through dolls.

In another world, there are also people who relieved the pain of lovesickness through those images.

Qin Ze held the doll in both hands, and sat on the bay window sill, watching the night.

That was Qiao Wei's favorite position. After the two were together, Qiao Wei liked to ask Qin Ze to peel an apple for her, and then sat on the bay windowsill, wrapped in a blanket, watching the night.

Qin Ze leaned against the door of the bedroom, admiring Qiao Wei's curves and graceful figure.

At this moment in the world, the night is peaceful, and the moonlight is like amber.

In the realm of the old calendar at this time, the red moon hangs high, like the eyes of an ancient god.

Through the little puppets, a pair of struggling couples have a meeting of minds in an instant.

They can't even share the moment with the world, they just look at the sky, thinking that the other half is probably also missing themselves.

Just relying on such thoughts, it seems that no matter whether it is the real boring world or the world full of distortions, it is no longer difficult to endure.

After a while, Qin Ze came back to his senses and carefully observed the doll.

"Is it my illusion? You seem to be a little thinner than before? Did you do something that caused the consumption of flesh and blood?"

The puppet did not speak.

After saying the phrase "How are you, dear", the puppet never spoke again.

At the same time, Qin Ze summed up a rule.

If you stare at the puppet, the puppet will not disappear and will not teleport.

But if you blink, the puppet may appear in a random position.

One that is not too far away from you and can see your position.

However, not every blink will teleport.

Simply put, if you don't blink, the puppet will definitely stay in place, and if you blink, there is a chance of displacement.

"You have indeed lost weight. I remember it very clearly. Although the arms I squeezed out are slender, they are not skinny."

"You look thinner, is that getting better or worse for you?"

The puppet didn't answer.

Qin Ze said:

"Is there a limit to the number of times you can answer me? Something is limiting your number of actions?"

"Such as my ability? Function? Or old calendar level?"

In addition to the functions of the old calendar, the old calendar itself also has a hierarchy.

Qin Ze is very sure of this, because the "quality" he got, among the four attributes that can be assigned, is divided into "outer body", "mind", "old calendar" and "function".

Now I can be sure that if the "mass" is put into the outer body, the body will be strengthened.Dedicated to the function, it will strengthen the professional ability.

But the "mind" and "old calendar" are still unclear.

The puppet Qiao Wei still didn't reply to Qin Ze's question.

Qin Ze thought for a while:
"If some of what I said earlier is correct, next time I blink, you will teleport."

He closes his eyes.When Qin Ze opened his eyes again, he was startled.

As expected, the puppet teleported.

Qin Ze was surprised to find that the puppet actually teleported to the calendar, and the feet made of clay stepped on a certain word on the calendar.

This calendar is not the old calendar, but the ordinary yellow calendar.

Qin Ze walked to Huang Li.

He specially bought this custom-made calendar, which is exactly the same in appearance as the silver-white old calendar.Prevent certain unexpected situations in the future.

And the place where the puppet Qiao Wei stepped on had the word "Ji" impressively written on it.

Qin Ze said:

"Breaking the taboo? Can breaking the taboo make you lose weight and give you some kind of physical supplement?"

The puppet still didn't speak, but in the next second, when Qin Ze blinked, it teleported to Qin Ze's shoulder.

Although he didn't get a clear answer, Qin Ze seems to have confirmed this guess.

"Since I created you, I can't let you starve to death. But you remember, you are just a product that I use to entrust lovesickness."

"Essentially, I know very well that you are not Qiao Wei."

"If I feed you through taboo behavior, you have to respond accordingly, play your value, or bless me, or provide me with help."

"You are not my wife. Only Qiao Wei can prostitute me for nothing. You can't. Is there a deal?"

"By the way, in order to distinguish you from Qiao Wei, I decided to give you a name, which is to give you a unique identity."

"Do you think it's better to call you Erya, Cuihua, Ah Zhen, Xiaomei, or Xiuqin?"

The puppet silently protested the names.

Qin Ze smiled immediately:
"Just kidding, I'll call you Xiao Qiao."

Qin Ze blinked again, and this time, the puppet teleported to the word "Yi".

"It means that all the above contents are sold, right?"

The puppet returned to Qin Ze's palm again, accepting his identity as "Little Qiao".Qin Ze has a bottom line in his heart.

The day of the seventh day of April will soon be over.

When it was 59:[-] in the evening, there was no need to check the time. Qin Ze seemed to have formed a habit, and subconsciously became excited.

"It's the last day. As long as I survive the eighth day of April and the 26th day of May... I can become a real old calendarer."

Equally excited is the puppet Xiao Qiao.

It's hungry.very hungry.

Qin Ze's guess is correct, it needs to maintain its evil nature through the creator's taboo.

Otherwise the body will wither, rot, and develop a grudge against the holder.In the process of its death, a curse may be released on the holder.

Of course, just maybe.

Although in essence, Qin Ze believed that this was not Qiao Wei, but he did follow Qiao Wei's example.

This also led to the fact that the puppet Xiao Qiao is actually more evil than spiritual, but unfortunately, he did not choose to harm the holder.

It can even provide some extra twist-level help if it can be fed by Bogey.

The twist that was originally extremely sinister turned out to be somewhat romantic.

Now, seeing that Qin Ze is about to usher in a new "taboo", it even looks forward to it.

When the twelve o'clock bell struck, Qin Ze immediately opened the calendar to the latest page.

The eighth day of April, Dingsi month Jiashen day, is suitable for mountaineering, outings, outings, and bathing.

Avoid falling asleep.Taboo grades, twisted.

Qin Ze frowned:

"Is this the rhythm that makes me sleep more?"

Qin Ze remembered that this matter was mentioned in the company group. If sleep is taboo, it is best not to sleep and endure for a day.

But Qin Ze, who focuses on taboo, naturally won't escape, and has to do the opposite.

"This taboo violation is different from yesterday. Yesterday I had a choice, but this time I have no choice at all."

"I probably know something about distortion."

"The distortions triggered after sleep may be related to dreams, or they may be related to sleepwalking."

"Will the dream become reality? Or encounter a ghost press? No, the ghost press is more like an arrival."

Distorted after sleeping, there are too many twists in this kind of thing.

Qin Ze didn't know what would happen.

"As for Yi, it seems that the calendar is very encouraging for me to go out today... outing, outing, mountaineering. Maybe there will be adventures in the trip?"

"But I don't choose them."

It's not that Qin Ze is not interested in these options, but it's rare that bathing appears in the appropriate options.

A rigorous taboo doctrine naturally has to make good use of every opportunity.

While research is appropriate, controlled experiments are naturally unavoidable.

"Although I really want to travel and see if there will be any adventures, I can't let go of taking a bath now. By comparing the differences with the last bath, I will try to see if Yi can trigger different effects."

"That's critical, and maybe it can't be a one-time judgment on how to deconstruct what's in the calendar."

"But it will be helpful for me to judge the success of the calendar judging, and even the perfect scoring logic."

In summary, Qin Ze decided to give up the new project, repeat the previous experience, and take a bath.

He stroked his chin:

"The problem now is that I already know that sleeping can be dangerous..."

"I can't find an old calendar person from the company to sleep with me?"

Even though he said so, Qin Ze still asked in the group, is he alive, not shabby.

Anonymous A: "You can't rely on others for everything, can you? If you find that you can't do it, the best choice is not to do it."

Fortune teller Huo Qiao: "Young man, it's the last day, don't make trouble if you can."

Tattoo artist·painter·Jian Yiyi: "Sleeping is different from sleeping. To fall asleep must have entered a sleep state, and it may have something to do with dreams."

"Ozawa, although I can resist certain spiritual intrusions, this is not the area our team is good at, and the few I know can't rush to help you."

"If you must try... well, I can only wish you a good dream. Oh, yes, I suddenly thought, I heard that after a man has been abstinent for many days, if he watches that kind of film before going to bed, he will It may lead to dreams related to that kind of thing."

"At least it is also a way to control the variables of dreams. You may try it. Of course, I haven't tried it myself, but I can try it, but I will have to wait a few days before I can tell you the result."

"I have a ladder and a website here, but I can send it to you. But remember not to lose control of yourself, and exercise restraint."

Anonymous A: "Jane Yiyi, don't waste your fucking time! Also, can you pay attention to your image!"

Cheng Wan Duke also has his own affairs.The opinions given by everyone are basically unreliable.

This made Qin Ze realize that he might have to solve this matter by himself.

The scope of the distortion is too large, even if the scope is narrowed down to something related to dreams...

It's hard to decide what kind of dream a person has.Qin Ze's dream is even more strange.

And if it's really related to dreams, you can't really try to have a dream, right?
Twisted erotic dreams?Bone marrow sucked and eaten dry?Qin Ze shuddered, forget it.

"Sleeping itself is a very private thing. It's really inconvenient for someone to help me."

After all, Qin Ze did not choose to seek reinforcements.But he wouldn't just go to sleep.

"Bathe before bed. That's the first step."

"Secondly, I have to find a way to record the process of sleeping and take pictures of myself sleeping."

"And, Xiao Qiao, if my expression becomes very ferocious during sleep, and any... incomprehensible behavior occurs, please wake me up immediately."

"Can you do it? If I die, you will starve to death too."

After Qin Ze blinked, Xiao Qiao teleported to Qin Ze's shoulder.

It's a promise and a default.

Qin Ze felt relieved a lot and walked to the bathroom.

"At the same time, it happens that this time can solve the problem of two people taking a bath together."

The last time I took a bath, the message in my head said this-if there is anything more pleasurable than a bath, it is two people bathing together.

The doll Xiao Qiao naturally cannot be considered a human being, but it is definitely a humanoid life.

At the same time, Qin Ze chose the bathtub this time, and the water temperature was also adjusted.

Compared with the last bath, he strives to be - cleaner, more comfortable, more decent.

The brands of various toiletries have also been upgraded.

There is quite a feeling of performing a large-scale sacrificial activity after taking a bath.

During this process, the doll Xiao Qiao sat on the edge of the bathtub, with two little white feet dipping into the warm water.

It silently looked at Qin Ze.Anyone else would feel infiltrated.

But Qin Ze won't, firstly, this thing is related to Qiao Wei, and secondly, he treats this thing as a pet.

He even blinks from time to time, triggering Joe to teleport.Occasionally talk and chat.

The bath lasted 25 minutes.

Qin Ze only felt that his whole body was refreshed and transparent. Such a bath, even without talking about it, also made him feel refreshed.

Then he began to wipe his body slowly, and after the last drop of water was wiped clean, a message appeared in Qin Ze's mind.

[You have performed an extremely detailed bath, which is a meaningful improvement for you, but this is not the limit.

Please think carefully, is such a bath really perfect?Do you really understand the true meaning of Yi and Ji?Of course, I have to admit that you washed... well, at least it was clean.

I'm reluctant to think that this is a perfect bath, it's really reluctant.You also have to think about what it really means. 】

[The Unsullied Body: The duration is 24 hours.Effect: You gain the status of being unable to be tainted.Both mind and body cannot be corroded, parasitic, hypnotized, induced, or tampered with.Your body will remain holy and unaffected by any corruption. 】

Very powerful defensive buff.

Qin Ze suddenly felt relieved a lot. Putting himself into the bath in such a formal way really had an effect.

"I seem to have suddenly realized something."

Taboo and appropriate, the essence is life.

Bathing is, travel is, marriage is, and moving into the house is also.

And just now, although the process of attaining consummation was related to the preparations for bathing... But the information in the last paragraph seemed to indicate that those preparations were only superficial.

The water temperature, the brand of bath products, these are not the key points.

"The point is that two people take a shower together... No, it's an effect, but not a cause."

"Because I take a bath with the person I like, I feel that the time passes quickly and I enjoy every minute and every second in it! And part of loving life is to enjoy life."

"That's why Jane can ask me with certainty, whether the result of the haircut is complete or a great success, because Jane is very devoted and enjoys the process of becoming Tony Jane!"

Qin Ze wasn't sure if his deduction was absolutely correct, but he had to record it all.

"It is difficult for me to enjoy many behaviors, so... even if I understand this, it seems difficult to achieve perfection every time."

Qin Ze wasn't bothered.

Enjoy life these four words, easier said than done.Throughout the ages, there are not many people who can really do this.

It can even be said that being able to enjoy life calmly is not an attitude in essence, but a talent.

Qin Ze quickly lay down on the bed, closed his eyes, and let himself fall asleep. .

Doll Joe is also lying on the other side of the pillow, like a doll without a soul.

Soon, Qin Ze was wrapped in drowsiness and fell into a dream.

……

……

I don't know how much time passed, and suddenly there was light in the black room.

Qin Ze was still in a daze. What appeared in his eyes was a man kneeling in front of him with his legs bound.

The expression on this face was terrified, and when Qin Ze didn't know why, or what kind of dream this was, he heard a strange voice.

The voice seemed to come from his own mouth, but the timbre was different:

"Hello challenger, your life is about to usher in the last moment. But it will not be absolute. Next, I will play a game with you."

"If you pass the test successfully, then congratulations - life can go on."

"Before the game officially starts, please allow me to introduce myself."

"You can call me Apu, ordinary Pu."

"But I prefer you to call me by my full name - Mr Prior.

Although he couldn't see his face, Qin Ze could still hear the exaggerated tone and the evil that seemed to overflow his soul.

　I have something to do in the afternoon, send it in advance

　　
　
(End of this chapter)