The heroine came to kill me in reality, you told me about the game?
Chapter 9 How to wear this underwear?
Chapter 9 How to wear this underwear?
"what happened to you?"
Seeing her staring at him in a daze, Xu Fan thought this woman was imagining something terrible again.
"It's okay... I have no request for food." Tang Beiwei shook her head, turned and entered the bathroom.
Although Xu Fan was a little confused, he didn't ask any further questions. He turned around and went to the front desk of the hotel to ask the waiter to order two takeaways for him.
When he returned to the room, he had already heard the sound of "crashing" water coming from the bathroom, and there was a white halo covering the outside, probably for fear of him peeping or something.
This made Xu Fan annoyed for a while, making him look like a prostitute?
Perhaps taking a long bath is a woman's nature. Xu Fan waited for more than ten minutes and saw that no one came out, so he lay down on the big hotel bed, with his hands on his head, and muttered in his heart: "I hope this woman will not wear that dress." would strangle me..."
Just when he was still waiting, he suddenly heard an angry shout from the bathroom: "Xu, come here!"
When Xu Fan heard this, he shuddered immediately. Could he be really angry?
He immediately walked outside the bathroom door and asked in a low voice, "Your fellow Daoist Tang, what advice do you have?"
"This... this dress, I don't know how to wear it..." The voice sounded anxious.
Xu Fan was stunned when he heard this.
Isn't this JK uniform just a skirt and a top?
Impossible not to wear it?
"Um... I wonder which piece Daoyou Tang can't wear?"
"That's it... That's it, tube top..."
Obviously, Tang Beiwei still had trouble talking about these things.
Although she has lived for so many years, the Beicang Continent was, after all, an era of feudal society, not as open as it is now.
Xu Fan: ...
"It's actually very simple, you put it on there first, and then..."
He is quite experienced in these matters.
After some guidance, Tang Beiwei finally buttoned the buttons on the back.
"This dress feels weird, is there nothing else?"
Hearing the woman's continuous complaints, Xu Fan was completely helpless, and simply replied: "You don't need to wear it, otherwise it won't be uncomfortable."
"It's easy to fool you when you're my seat?"
After being teased by her, Xu Fan didn't dare to say anything, and waited obediently outside.
In the end, within 2 minutes, there was a burst of exclamation from the bathroom: "Xu! What kind of clothes did you give me? Why is this... skirt so short? Showing arms and legs?"
Xu Fan: ...
"Fellow Daoist Tang, didn't you see many people wearing clothes like this outside just now?"
"But... but this..."
Tang Beiwei was dumbfounded for a moment, she clearly remembered seeing some women outside who were well dressed, long clothes and trousers, tight.
But the clothes this bastard found showed her arms and legs. Even though she said that she didn't care about these worldly rules, she still couldn't put on a face when she really wanted to wear them.
If you wear it like this, wouldn't you look like those little girls in the Hehuan Sect?
She is a majestic demon empress, an existence above ten thousand people, how can she dress like this, and how decent is that?
Or is it that this guy deliberately found this to embarrass her? !
Through the dim light in the bathroom, one can vaguely see the figure of the woman holding the clothes tangled up.
Xu Fan didn't know how to explain it, so he could only sneer: "Could it be that Fellow Daoist Tang dare not wear it? Just this majestic Lord of Demon Dao, I think it's even worse than ordinary people of our human race."
"Don't provoke me, who said I don't wear it?"
Tang Beiwei immediately refuted him after hearing the words.
Xu Fan believed it was true and waited outside for another seven or eight minutes. Seeing that the woman hadn't moved, he became a little impatient, and shouted inside: "Fellow Daoist Tang, are you all right?"
"Not...not yet..."
"Do you put here to change clothes or make clothes?"
Are you too shy to come out?
This idea came to Xu Fan's mind, he changed the subject, and shouted hastily, "Young Daoist Tang, it's too bad, some strong people found you, and they have already killed you at the door!"
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, before Xu Fan could react, he heard a "bang", the bathroom door was directly blasted open by the spell, and a figure stepped out.
"where?"
Tang Beiwei looked around with a serious expression on her face, but she couldn't see anyone, nor could she feel their existence.
"This…"
At this moment, Xu Fan was dumbfounded by Tang Beiwei's current appearance.
A head of wet long hair fell down her shoulders, a small bow tie was tied in front of the white sailor suit, and the gray pleated skirt matched her slender white legs, which was perfect.
"As expected of a maid shop..."
After sensing the surrounding area, Tang Beiwei didn't find any danger, so she turned around and saw the bastard standing there, and immediately became angry.
"My surname is Xu, isn't it fun to play me?"
She strode forward and grabbed the clothes on Xu Xiu's chest, her face full of anger.
"Fellow Daoist Tang, calm down...I'm just worried about your safety because you haven't come out for a long time."
"And don't tear my clothes, it's more than 30 yuan..."
Xu Fan wiped the sweat from his forehead and hurriedly explained the reason.
Obviously, Tang Beiwei didn't believe his nonsense.
Just thinking of the current environment she was in, she had no choice but to endure it for the time being.
"I don't want to argue with you, what should I do next?"
She let go of Xu Fan's collar and asked in a flat tone.
At the same time, he looked down at the set of clothes on his body, wishing to find a seam in the ground to slip in shame.
She really didn't understand why the human race in this plane would like to wear this kind of clothes, it was really crazy.
"Sleep, it's too late today, I'll take you to get acquainted with this world tomorrow..."
As a result, before Xu Fan finished speaking, the locked door was suddenly pushed open.
Three or four uniformed police uncles rushed in immediately.
"Someone reports illegal transactions here, all hands up, don't move!"
Xu Fan: ...
Tang Beiwei: "??!"
-----
1:30 am.
Beihai Street Police Station.
"Uncle policeman, listen to my explanation, I really don't have a PC, you must trust me."
Xu Fan sat in the interrogation room with a look of lovelessness.
Sitting across from him, a young policeman in police uniform listened to his narration, nodded frequently, and picked up a ballpoint pen to record everything.
"Continue talking." The young policeman said calmly without lifting his eyelids.
"No, so can you let me meet my girlfriend first."
Xu Fan was anxious because the two were interrogated separately as soon as they were brought in.
What he was afraid of at the moment was that if the woman said something bad, or used magic to blow up the place, it would really be the end of the calf.
"In addition to being suspected of PC, you are also suspected of endangering public safety. Do you think I will let you meet?"
Xu Fan: ...
Originally, if the two were only suspected of PC, then at most they would check their ID cards and take notes at the hotel.
But the bathroom door was blown up by Tang Beiwei, and now the police directly suspect that they brought dangerous items to the police station for interrogation.
I don't know which bastard reported it...
"Stay honest first."
The young policeman turned around and left the interrogation room after saying a few words.
Xu Fan: ...
"It's a crime..."
At this time, another interrogation room.
Tang Beiwei was forced to sit on an honest chair and kept looking around.
"Tell me, how did you meet that man?"
The person in charge of the interrogation was a beautiful policewoman in her twenties, with a round face, giving people a very comfortable feeling.
"How do you know each other? With the surname Xu?"
Tang Beiwei raised her eyebrows slightly, and wanted to open her mouth, but she hesitated to speak.
Because on the way here just now, Xu Fan had warned him thousands of times that he must not reveal his identity.
It is said that the one who took them away is the most powerful force in this dimension, and they must not be provoked, otherwise they will die without a place to bury them.
"Encounter..."
Her tone was as calm as water, and she answered casually.
As soon as this remark came out, Miss Jinghua was even more shocked, "Just met you and went to have a room with a strange man?"
She shook her head helplessly, wondering why girls nowadays don't cherish themselves so much.
"Since you said it was a chance encounter, can you explain to me the door of the hotel bathroom?"
The police lady changed the subject and pointed the finger at the bombing of the bathroom door.
Because there is no evidence of illegal transactions between the two, and there is no transaction record, so we can only start with another matter.
They carefully observed that the bathroom door was not smashed out, but was blasted open by explosives.
When Tang Beiwei heard this, she was confused. Hasn't this plane even seen such a small spell?
She really couldn't figure this out.
If one's own cultivation is not suppressed by the Dao of Heaven, wouldn't he be chased and killed by the powerhouses of the entire plane if he made a random sword move? !
"This…"
Tang Beiwei didn't know how to answer, and didn't dare to speak nonsense.
I saw her slowly closing her eyes, stretching out the remaining [-] meters of consciousness, looking for the trace of that bastard.
Soon, she saw Xu Fan who was also sitting in an honest chair in the next room.
【The person surnamed Xu, the person asked me how to destroy the door, how should I answer so as not to make people suspicious? 】
Fortunately, the basic spells can still be used, and a sound transmission spell can perfectly solve it.
After a brief exchange, Tang Beiwei got the answer.
"Do you not want to say it or are you afraid to say it? If that man threatens you, you can tell us boldly here."
Miss Jinghua saw that she was silent for a long time, so she could intensify the interrogation.
"Uh... it's martial arts."
Tang Beiwei's face remained calm, and she answered in the simplest tone.
"Martial arts?" Miss Jinghua frowned, and said bluntly: "Okay, you said it was martial arts, you can demonstrate it to me now, if it is true, I will let you go immediately."
From her point of view, this little girl is very good-looking and has an outstanding figure, but this thin body probably doesn't weigh a hundred catties.
Tell yourself now, can she smash the bathroom door into pieces? !
In the next second, following Xu Fan's instructions, Tang Beiwei suddenly spit out an embroidery needle made with spiritual power and flew towards the glass door of the interrogation room.
"boom"
Miss Jinghua: "???!"
"Is it okay now?" Tang Beiwei was shocked even though she didn't quite understand it.
This mortal is too outrageous.
…………
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"what happened to you?"
Seeing her staring at him in a daze, Xu Fan thought this woman was imagining something terrible again.
"It's okay... I have no request for food." Tang Beiwei shook her head, turned and entered the bathroom.
Although Xu Fan was a little confused, he didn't ask any further questions. He turned around and went to the front desk of the hotel to ask the waiter to order two takeaways for him.
When he returned to the room, he had already heard the sound of "crashing" water coming from the bathroom, and there was a white halo covering the outside, probably for fear of him peeping or something.
This made Xu Fan annoyed for a while, making him look like a prostitute?
Perhaps taking a long bath is a woman's nature. Xu Fan waited for more than ten minutes and saw that no one came out, so he lay down on the big hotel bed, with his hands on his head, and muttered in his heart: "I hope this woman will not wear that dress." would strangle me..."
Just when he was still waiting, he suddenly heard an angry shout from the bathroom: "Xu, come here!"
When Xu Fan heard this, he shuddered immediately. Could he be really angry?
He immediately walked outside the bathroom door and asked in a low voice, "Your fellow Daoist Tang, what advice do you have?"
"This... this dress, I don't know how to wear it..." The voice sounded anxious.
Xu Fan was stunned when he heard this.
Isn't this JK uniform just a skirt and a top?
Impossible not to wear it?
"Um... I wonder which piece Daoyou Tang can't wear?"
"That's it... That's it, tube top..."
Obviously, Tang Beiwei still had trouble talking about these things.
Although she has lived for so many years, the Beicang Continent was, after all, an era of feudal society, not as open as it is now.
Xu Fan: ...
"It's actually very simple, you put it on there first, and then..."
He is quite experienced in these matters.
After some guidance, Tang Beiwei finally buttoned the buttons on the back.
"This dress feels weird, is there nothing else?"
Hearing the woman's continuous complaints, Xu Fan was completely helpless, and simply replied: "You don't need to wear it, otherwise it won't be uncomfortable."
"It's easy to fool you when you're my seat?"
After being teased by her, Xu Fan didn't dare to say anything, and waited obediently outside.
In the end, within 2 minutes, there was a burst of exclamation from the bathroom: "Xu! What kind of clothes did you give me? Why is this... skirt so short? Showing arms and legs?"
Xu Fan: ...
"Fellow Daoist Tang, didn't you see many people wearing clothes like this outside just now?"
"But... but this..."
Tang Beiwei was dumbfounded for a moment, she clearly remembered seeing some women outside who were well dressed, long clothes and trousers, tight.
But the clothes this bastard found showed her arms and legs. Even though she said that she didn't care about these worldly rules, she still couldn't put on a face when she really wanted to wear them.
If you wear it like this, wouldn't you look like those little girls in the Hehuan Sect?
She is a majestic demon empress, an existence above ten thousand people, how can she dress like this, and how decent is that?
Or is it that this guy deliberately found this to embarrass her? !
Through the dim light in the bathroom, one can vaguely see the figure of the woman holding the clothes tangled up.
Xu Fan didn't know how to explain it, so he could only sneer: "Could it be that Fellow Daoist Tang dare not wear it? Just this majestic Lord of Demon Dao, I think it's even worse than ordinary people of our human race."
"Don't provoke me, who said I don't wear it?"
Tang Beiwei immediately refuted him after hearing the words.
Xu Fan believed it was true and waited outside for another seven or eight minutes. Seeing that the woman hadn't moved, he became a little impatient, and shouted inside: "Fellow Daoist Tang, are you all right?"
"Not...not yet..."
"Do you put here to change clothes or make clothes?"
Are you too shy to come out?
This idea came to Xu Fan's mind, he changed the subject, and shouted hastily, "Young Daoist Tang, it's too bad, some strong people found you, and they have already killed you at the door!"
Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, before Xu Fan could react, he heard a "bang", the bathroom door was directly blasted open by the spell, and a figure stepped out.
"where?"
Tang Beiwei looked around with a serious expression on her face, but she couldn't see anyone, nor could she feel their existence.
"This…"
At this moment, Xu Fan was dumbfounded by Tang Beiwei's current appearance.
A head of wet long hair fell down her shoulders, a small bow tie was tied in front of the white sailor suit, and the gray pleated skirt matched her slender white legs, which was perfect.
"As expected of a maid shop..."
After sensing the surrounding area, Tang Beiwei didn't find any danger, so she turned around and saw the bastard standing there, and immediately became angry.
"My surname is Xu, isn't it fun to play me?"
She strode forward and grabbed the clothes on Xu Xiu's chest, her face full of anger.
"Fellow Daoist Tang, calm down...I'm just worried about your safety because you haven't come out for a long time."
"And don't tear my clothes, it's more than 30 yuan..."
Xu Fan wiped the sweat from his forehead and hurriedly explained the reason.
Obviously, Tang Beiwei didn't believe his nonsense.
Just thinking of the current environment she was in, she had no choice but to endure it for the time being.
"I don't want to argue with you, what should I do next?"
She let go of Xu Fan's collar and asked in a flat tone.
At the same time, he looked down at the set of clothes on his body, wishing to find a seam in the ground to slip in shame.
She really didn't understand why the human race in this plane would like to wear this kind of clothes, it was really crazy.
"Sleep, it's too late today, I'll take you to get acquainted with this world tomorrow..."
As a result, before Xu Fan finished speaking, the locked door was suddenly pushed open.
Three or four uniformed police uncles rushed in immediately.
"Someone reports illegal transactions here, all hands up, don't move!"
Xu Fan: ...
Tang Beiwei: "??!"
-----
1:30 am.
Beihai Street Police Station.
"Uncle policeman, listen to my explanation, I really don't have a PC, you must trust me."
Xu Fan sat in the interrogation room with a look of lovelessness.
Sitting across from him, a young policeman in police uniform listened to his narration, nodded frequently, and picked up a ballpoint pen to record everything.
"Continue talking." The young policeman said calmly without lifting his eyelids.
"No, so can you let me meet my girlfriend first."
Xu Fan was anxious because the two were interrogated separately as soon as they were brought in.
What he was afraid of at the moment was that if the woman said something bad, or used magic to blow up the place, it would really be the end of the calf.
"In addition to being suspected of PC, you are also suspected of endangering public safety. Do you think I will let you meet?"
Xu Fan: ...
Originally, if the two were only suspected of PC, then at most they would check their ID cards and take notes at the hotel.
But the bathroom door was blown up by Tang Beiwei, and now the police directly suspect that they brought dangerous items to the police station for interrogation.
I don't know which bastard reported it...
"Stay honest first."
The young policeman turned around and left the interrogation room after saying a few words.
Xu Fan: ...
"It's a crime..."
At this time, another interrogation room.
Tang Beiwei was forced to sit on an honest chair and kept looking around.
"Tell me, how did you meet that man?"
The person in charge of the interrogation was a beautiful policewoman in her twenties, with a round face, giving people a very comfortable feeling.
"How do you know each other? With the surname Xu?"
Tang Beiwei raised her eyebrows slightly, and wanted to open her mouth, but she hesitated to speak.
Because on the way here just now, Xu Fan had warned him thousands of times that he must not reveal his identity.
It is said that the one who took them away is the most powerful force in this dimension, and they must not be provoked, otherwise they will die without a place to bury them.
"Encounter..."
Her tone was as calm as water, and she answered casually.
As soon as this remark came out, Miss Jinghua was even more shocked, "Just met you and went to have a room with a strange man?"
She shook her head helplessly, wondering why girls nowadays don't cherish themselves so much.
"Since you said it was a chance encounter, can you explain to me the door of the hotel bathroom?"
The police lady changed the subject and pointed the finger at the bombing of the bathroom door.
Because there is no evidence of illegal transactions between the two, and there is no transaction record, so we can only start with another matter.
They carefully observed that the bathroom door was not smashed out, but was blasted open by explosives.
When Tang Beiwei heard this, she was confused. Hasn't this plane even seen such a small spell?
She really couldn't figure this out.
If one's own cultivation is not suppressed by the Dao of Heaven, wouldn't he be chased and killed by the powerhouses of the entire plane if he made a random sword move? !
"This…"
Tang Beiwei didn't know how to answer, and didn't dare to speak nonsense.
I saw her slowly closing her eyes, stretching out the remaining [-] meters of consciousness, looking for the trace of that bastard.
Soon, she saw Xu Fan who was also sitting in an honest chair in the next room.
【The person surnamed Xu, the person asked me how to destroy the door, how should I answer so as not to make people suspicious? 】
Fortunately, the basic spells can still be used, and a sound transmission spell can perfectly solve it.
After a brief exchange, Tang Beiwei got the answer.
"Do you not want to say it or are you afraid to say it? If that man threatens you, you can tell us boldly here."
Miss Jinghua saw that she was silent for a long time, so she could intensify the interrogation.
"Uh... it's martial arts."
Tang Beiwei's face remained calm, and she answered in the simplest tone.
"Martial arts?" Miss Jinghua frowned, and said bluntly: "Okay, you said it was martial arts, you can demonstrate it to me now, if it is true, I will let you go immediately."
From her point of view, this little girl is very good-looking and has an outstanding figure, but this thin body probably doesn't weigh a hundred catties.
Tell yourself now, can she smash the bathroom door into pieces? !
In the next second, following Xu Fan's instructions, Tang Beiwei suddenly spit out an embroidery needle made with spiritual power and flew towards the glass door of the interrogation room.
"boom"
Miss Jinghua: "???!"
"Is it okay now?" Tang Beiwei was shocked even though she didn't quite understand it.
This mortal is too outrageous.
…………
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(Please turn this page over and add more tomorrow)
(End of this chapter)
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