The Trick of Longevity, Paper-cutting Becomes a Spirit
Chapter 5 Wang Youcai
Chapter 5 Wang Youcai
This big black pig, covered in the quilt, really looks like a human being.
The young catcher who lifted the quilt quickly saw him, with a look of joy on his face, he nodded at the catcher, and said: "The head, that's it."
Hearing the words "that's it", Lu Qian couldn't help being taken aback.
What do you mean, didn't they come to look for Wang Youcai? Could this "Wang Youcai" be a pig?
Thinking of this, Lu Qian suddenly felt blessed, and gathered a trace of spiritual power in his eyes.
Immediately, his eyes were covered with a layer of light blue light, and he looked at the big black pig.
Then he saw, above the head of this black pig, there was a trace of faint blue smoke coming out.
This is... demonic energy?This pig is actually a pig demon?
As soon as Lu Qian's idea came up, a naive voice came from his mind:
"Huh? I'm a pig demon."
Um?Who is talking to me?
"I, I am a pig."
Lu Qian immediately came to his senses, and then he was startled: "Not only can this pig demon understand his own language, but he can even 'hear' his own thoughts?"
"Are you stupid? You are the one talking to me. I am a pig demon, not an ordinary pig. Of course I can understand your human language."
Lu Qian was taken aback, he didn't expect that he would be despised by a pig.
But the next moment, he also understood.He used his mental power for the first time, and he was not used to it, so he pushed his thoughts directly.
"Oh, so that's the case. It's broken, you are so stupid, can you take good care of my wife..."
……
Lu Qian controlled his thoughts, and then asked with his thoughts: "Who is your wife?"
"You are really stupid, you are the Widow Li you mentioned. Oh, forget it, it's just you, who made you the only one here..."
Lu Qian felt that it was off the charts.
This pig actually has a wife.
He never had a wife.
Lu Qian asked, "Are you Wang Youcai?"
"Yes. Widow Li likes money, so I named you Youcai, so that I can be liked by her."
Good guy!
Lu Qian suddenly understood why Widow Li "married" it.
It turned out that the pig went out early and returned late every day to steal money, and when he came back, he gave flowers to Widow Li and dressed her in gold and silver.
In the end, it was actually stolen to the treasury of the county government, and it was only then that it was arrested and chased all the way.
What a head..."licking" pigs.
"This catcher is so fast. I'm done for this time. From now on, my wife can only be entrusted to you to take care of me..."
Get out, this widow, whoever loves to take care of her, I won't take the blame.
"If you are willing to take care of my daughter-in-law, I will tell you that I buried ten taels of silver in the northeast corner of the Heshen Temple ten miles away from the east of the village. You can take it out and give it to my daughter-in-law.
If she doesn't have enough money, you can go out and steal.But this time, don't go to the treasury to steal, or you will be caught too..."
……
Listening to the pig's chatter, Lu Qian suddenly felt a headache.
Oh, it's a real headache.
His weak mental strength couldn't hold on anymore.
Lu Qian decisively withdrew his mental power, and his ears were instantly cleared.
The catcher nodded, looked at the big black pig for a while, and said, "Wang Youcai, I know you can understand me, now turn around and look at me."
Hearing this, the pig demon stood up from the bed, moved its four clean hooves, and turned around.
A group of villagers watching the excitement at the door took a breath in unison, all stunned.
Obviously, none of them expected that Widow Li's new son-in-law would be a pig!
Seeing the expressions on everyone's faces, Lu Qian secretly smiled: "I don't know what kind of expression they will have when they know that Second Sister Wang, who sells tofu at the market, is a man-eating monster."
Lu Qian suddenly discovered that this little Wangjiaying was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
"very good."
The head catcher continued: "Now, hand over all the dirty silver you stole, or I'll chop you up and feed it to the dogs."
The pig demon raised his head and looked at Widow Li pitifully.
Widow Li turned her head away without looking at it.
The catcher sneered and said, "I know you can't speak, but can you write?"
After hearing this, the pig demon turned its head to look at Lu Qian again, with a very humane look of doubt on its face.
"Fuck, that stupid pig!"
Lu Qian was shocked, and quickly took a step to the right, standing behind others, and using him to block himself.
Sure enough, as soon as he finished the action, the head catcher turned his head to look at him.
The head catcher glanced back, but he didn't seem to find anything unusual, then turned back, looked at the pig demon, and said:
"My patience is very limited, will you pay it or not?"
The pig demon closed his eyes and lay down on the bed.
The head catcher turned to look at Widow Li, and said with a smile: "Look, you man, in order to steal some money for you, you even gave up your life."
Widow Li's face turned pale, and she said, "Your Excellency...you can't just defile people's innocence out of thin air. This is a pig, why is my man, my man hasn't come back yet after leaving the house."
The catcher sneered and said, "It's not your man, why are you sleeping with it?"
When everyone heard this, their eyes widened and they looked at Widow Li.
Widow Li's face became even paler, with sweat dripping from her forehead, she said, "You...you...you nonsense."
The head catcher smiled coldly, and slowly turned around.
Before he could fully turn his head back, his hands moved first.
Holding the handle of the knife, he suddenly pulled out the knife, waved it, and then put the knife back into the sheath.
The speed at which he swung the saber was so fast that with Lu Qian's eyesight, he couldn't even see the trajectory of his saber swing.Just seeing the light of the knife flash, it was put into the sheath again.
The next moment, the big black pig on the bed suddenly uttered a scream, jumped up from the bed, and fell directly to the ground.
Immediately afterwards, it got up from the ground again, rampaging, and was about to rush towards the door.
When it jumped up, there was a large pool of blood under its body, mixed with some organs and other things and pickles.
It turned out that its stomach had just been cut open by the head of the arrester, and while it was jumping, something could not stop flowing out of its stomach.
Suddenly, there was a sound of "jingle", and a pile of blood-stained ingots "flowed" out of its stomach.
The big pig jumped to the door, seemed to have lost too much blood and lost strength, and fell to the ground.
Seeing this scene, everyone was dumbfounded.
No one expected that there were so many treasures hidden in the belly of this live pig!
A policeman picked up the ingot that had been stained red from the ground, wiped off the blood on it, and revealed the silvery white color inside, which turned out to be an ingot of silver.
He turned the silver over, looked at the stamp at the bottom, and said pleasantly: "Head, it is the Kuyin lost in our county."
The head catcher just nodded slightly, as if he didn't care too much about the lost Ku Yin.
The other arresters picked up the silver on the ground one after another, wiped it clean, counted it, and finally said:
"Head, one ingot is missing."
The head catcher didn't seem to hear, he looked coldly at the pig lying on the ground, then turned his head to look at Widow Li, and suddenly shouted sharply:
"Everyone has stolen goods, what else do you have to say?"
Widow Li trembled in fright, her lips trembled for a while, then she gathered herself together and said:
"This... this is all done by pigs, it has nothing to do with me..."
"It has nothing to do with you? Hmph...the last ingot is short of silver, is it hidden on your body?"
Widow Li gritted her teeth and said, "How come the money that the pig eats is on me. If there is no money, why don't you ask the pig?"
The head catcher laughed angrily at her words and expression, and said, "You mean, let's chop up this pig and search carefully?"
Widow Li hummed lightly, and said, "You keep asking me what I do, what does it matter to me?"
The head catcher said "Hey", looked down at the pig demon, and asked with a smile, "Wang Youcai, your wife told me to chop you up, why don't you spit out the last ingot of silver?"
The pig demon looked at Widow Li with one eye, and a stream of tears suddenly gushed out again like a clear spring.
The catcher looked at it, suddenly shook his head, and shouted: "Search."
Hearing this, two police officers immediately came to Widow Li's side, each held her down with one arm, and were about to search her.
Widow Li was shocked and said: "Hey, what are you doing? Don't you know whether a man and a woman will kiss or not? You are still in front of so many blind dates, don't you have the law?"
The head catcher sneered, and said, "Just you bitch, who still knows how to behave with shame and etiquette? Just strip and search for me, the money must be hidden on her."
When these words came out, everyone standing at the door immediately raised their heads in unison and looked at Widow Li.
The two arresters who had captured Widow Li were ordered to do it regardless of 21.
Just at this moment, there was a sudden "owwow", and the pig demon on the ground kicked and struggled with his calves, and stood up unexpectedly.
It stood on the ground and didn't run. Instead, it jumped up with all four legs together.
Just on the ground, jumping up one after another.
(End of this chapter)
This big black pig, covered in the quilt, really looks like a human being.
The young catcher who lifted the quilt quickly saw him, with a look of joy on his face, he nodded at the catcher, and said: "The head, that's it."
Hearing the words "that's it", Lu Qian couldn't help being taken aback.
What do you mean, didn't they come to look for Wang Youcai? Could this "Wang Youcai" be a pig?
Thinking of this, Lu Qian suddenly felt blessed, and gathered a trace of spiritual power in his eyes.
Immediately, his eyes were covered with a layer of light blue light, and he looked at the big black pig.
Then he saw, above the head of this black pig, there was a trace of faint blue smoke coming out.
This is... demonic energy?This pig is actually a pig demon?
As soon as Lu Qian's idea came up, a naive voice came from his mind:
"Huh? I'm a pig demon."
Um?Who is talking to me?
"I, I am a pig."
Lu Qian immediately came to his senses, and then he was startled: "Not only can this pig demon understand his own language, but he can even 'hear' his own thoughts?"
"Are you stupid? You are the one talking to me. I am a pig demon, not an ordinary pig. Of course I can understand your human language."
Lu Qian was taken aback, he didn't expect that he would be despised by a pig.
But the next moment, he also understood.He used his mental power for the first time, and he was not used to it, so he pushed his thoughts directly.
"Oh, so that's the case. It's broken, you are so stupid, can you take good care of my wife..."
……
Lu Qian controlled his thoughts, and then asked with his thoughts: "Who is your wife?"
"You are really stupid, you are the Widow Li you mentioned. Oh, forget it, it's just you, who made you the only one here..."
Lu Qian felt that it was off the charts.
This pig actually has a wife.
He never had a wife.
Lu Qian asked, "Are you Wang Youcai?"
"Yes. Widow Li likes money, so I named you Youcai, so that I can be liked by her."
Good guy!
Lu Qian suddenly understood why Widow Li "married" it.
It turned out that the pig went out early and returned late every day to steal money, and when he came back, he gave flowers to Widow Li and dressed her in gold and silver.
In the end, it was actually stolen to the treasury of the county government, and it was only then that it was arrested and chased all the way.
What a head..."licking" pigs.
"This catcher is so fast. I'm done for this time. From now on, my wife can only be entrusted to you to take care of me..."
Get out, this widow, whoever loves to take care of her, I won't take the blame.
"If you are willing to take care of my daughter-in-law, I will tell you that I buried ten taels of silver in the northeast corner of the Heshen Temple ten miles away from the east of the village. You can take it out and give it to my daughter-in-law.
If she doesn't have enough money, you can go out and steal.But this time, don't go to the treasury to steal, or you will be caught too..."
……
Listening to the pig's chatter, Lu Qian suddenly felt a headache.
Oh, it's a real headache.
His weak mental strength couldn't hold on anymore.
Lu Qian decisively withdrew his mental power, and his ears were instantly cleared.
The catcher nodded, looked at the big black pig for a while, and said, "Wang Youcai, I know you can understand me, now turn around and look at me."
Hearing this, the pig demon stood up from the bed, moved its four clean hooves, and turned around.
A group of villagers watching the excitement at the door took a breath in unison, all stunned.
Obviously, none of them expected that Widow Li's new son-in-law would be a pig!
Seeing the expressions on everyone's faces, Lu Qian secretly smiled: "I don't know what kind of expression they will have when they know that Second Sister Wang, who sells tofu at the market, is a man-eating monster."
Lu Qian suddenly discovered that this little Wangjiaying was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
"very good."
The head catcher continued: "Now, hand over all the dirty silver you stole, or I'll chop you up and feed it to the dogs."
The pig demon raised his head and looked at Widow Li pitifully.
Widow Li turned her head away without looking at it.
The catcher sneered and said, "I know you can't speak, but can you write?"
After hearing this, the pig demon turned its head to look at Lu Qian again, with a very humane look of doubt on its face.
"Fuck, that stupid pig!"
Lu Qian was shocked, and quickly took a step to the right, standing behind others, and using him to block himself.
Sure enough, as soon as he finished the action, the head catcher turned his head to look at him.
The head catcher glanced back, but he didn't seem to find anything unusual, then turned back, looked at the pig demon, and said:
"My patience is very limited, will you pay it or not?"
The pig demon closed his eyes and lay down on the bed.
The head catcher turned to look at Widow Li, and said with a smile: "Look, you man, in order to steal some money for you, you even gave up your life."
Widow Li's face turned pale, and she said, "Your Excellency...you can't just defile people's innocence out of thin air. This is a pig, why is my man, my man hasn't come back yet after leaving the house."
The catcher sneered and said, "It's not your man, why are you sleeping with it?"
When everyone heard this, their eyes widened and they looked at Widow Li.
Widow Li's face became even paler, with sweat dripping from her forehead, she said, "You...you...you nonsense."
The head catcher smiled coldly, and slowly turned around.
Before he could fully turn his head back, his hands moved first.
Holding the handle of the knife, he suddenly pulled out the knife, waved it, and then put the knife back into the sheath.
The speed at which he swung the saber was so fast that with Lu Qian's eyesight, he couldn't even see the trajectory of his saber swing.Just seeing the light of the knife flash, it was put into the sheath again.
The next moment, the big black pig on the bed suddenly uttered a scream, jumped up from the bed, and fell directly to the ground.
Immediately afterwards, it got up from the ground again, rampaging, and was about to rush towards the door.
When it jumped up, there was a large pool of blood under its body, mixed with some organs and other things and pickles.
It turned out that its stomach had just been cut open by the head of the arrester, and while it was jumping, something could not stop flowing out of its stomach.
Suddenly, there was a sound of "jingle", and a pile of blood-stained ingots "flowed" out of its stomach.
The big pig jumped to the door, seemed to have lost too much blood and lost strength, and fell to the ground.
Seeing this scene, everyone was dumbfounded.
No one expected that there were so many treasures hidden in the belly of this live pig!
A policeman picked up the ingot that had been stained red from the ground, wiped off the blood on it, and revealed the silvery white color inside, which turned out to be an ingot of silver.
He turned the silver over, looked at the stamp at the bottom, and said pleasantly: "Head, it is the Kuyin lost in our county."
The head catcher just nodded slightly, as if he didn't care too much about the lost Ku Yin.
The other arresters picked up the silver on the ground one after another, wiped it clean, counted it, and finally said:
"Head, one ingot is missing."
The head catcher didn't seem to hear, he looked coldly at the pig lying on the ground, then turned his head to look at Widow Li, and suddenly shouted sharply:
"Everyone has stolen goods, what else do you have to say?"
Widow Li trembled in fright, her lips trembled for a while, then she gathered herself together and said:
"This... this is all done by pigs, it has nothing to do with me..."
"It has nothing to do with you? Hmph...the last ingot is short of silver, is it hidden on your body?"
Widow Li gritted her teeth and said, "How come the money that the pig eats is on me. If there is no money, why don't you ask the pig?"
The head catcher laughed angrily at her words and expression, and said, "You mean, let's chop up this pig and search carefully?"
Widow Li hummed lightly, and said, "You keep asking me what I do, what does it matter to me?"
The head catcher said "Hey", looked down at the pig demon, and asked with a smile, "Wang Youcai, your wife told me to chop you up, why don't you spit out the last ingot of silver?"
The pig demon looked at Widow Li with one eye, and a stream of tears suddenly gushed out again like a clear spring.
The catcher looked at it, suddenly shook his head, and shouted: "Search."
Hearing this, two police officers immediately came to Widow Li's side, each held her down with one arm, and were about to search her.
Widow Li was shocked and said: "Hey, what are you doing? Don't you know whether a man and a woman will kiss or not? You are still in front of so many blind dates, don't you have the law?"
The head catcher sneered, and said, "Just you bitch, who still knows how to behave with shame and etiquette? Just strip and search for me, the money must be hidden on her."
When these words came out, everyone standing at the door immediately raised their heads in unison and looked at Widow Li.
The two arresters who had captured Widow Li were ordered to do it regardless of 21.
Just at this moment, there was a sudden "owwow", and the pig demon on the ground kicked and struggled with his calves, and stood up unexpectedly.
It stood on the ground and didn't run. Instead, it jumped up with all four legs together.
Just on the ground, jumping up one after another.
(End of this chapter)
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