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Chapter 10 Hob Meat Tang Sanburial
"Hey! I don't know when this hard day will end!!
There is also learning from the scriptures, taking your uncle's head.

Lao Tzu is obviously a salted fish, but he insisted on forcing me to come to learn scriptures, and Master, that old bald donkey, who is smiling all day long, is a net cheater every day.

I don’t know how I will introduce myself when I meet Brother Hou, and whether Brother Hou gets along well, and will he beat me to death with a stick after he comes out. After all, Brother Hou hates bald donkeys the most, hey! !Worry! ! "

in the woods

A white and clean monk with big shoulders and wide waist, bare breasts and cassock around his waist.

At this time, he was squatting in the grass, his face was ruddy, and he was cursing non-stop.

Not far away, a white horse was gnawing on weeds boredly.

monk!

white horse!

That's right, this idle monk is the protagonist of Journey to the West.

Tang Sanbu! !

He is a Blue Star traveler, and after coming to this world, he directly became Tang Sanzan.

Funeral funeral.

Picking up two small wooden sticks from the grass and rubbing them on his buttocks, his face suddenly felt sour.

"Made, the garbage system, you claim to have everything, I'll go to your uncle, you don't sell toilet paper, why don't you die."

"Ding dong! It is detected that the host has insulted the system, and an electric shock will be rewarded for ten seconds."

next moment.

Tang Sanzan, who had just pulled up his trousers, instantly rolled his eyes and shook like an electric shock.

"Pfft!!"

Ten seconds later.

Tang Sanzan got up from the ground, patted the dirt on his body casually, as if nothing happened.

"Tongzi, Mr. Ni, kill me if you have the ability, you are a piece of trash when you step on a horse, trash, trash, shit!"

Air luck mall system: "..."

Regarding Tang Sanzan's hob meat, the system didn't know how to complain about the two people's battle of wits and courage in the past 20 years.

If it weren't for being unable to change the host, it would definitely kick the hob meat and salted fish away.

He turned on his horse gracefully and looked at the towering Liangjie Mountain in the distance.

Looking from a distance, you can still see a Buddha sticker on the top of the mountain, shining with luster.

"Xiaobai, let's go, let's save Brother Monkey!!"

Holding the rein in his hands, he lightly pinched the horse's belly with his legs, and the white horse neighed suddenly, and galloped towards Liangjie Mountain at a galloping speed.

"Drive! Xiaobai, hurry up, you are not strong enough, are you not full, tell me if you are not full, next time I will give you some fruit-flavored dog food next time, okay?"

"hiss!!"

"What? I want two packs, and one pack of spicy flavor, you're not afraid of pooping the next day, your butt hurts..."

……

One horse and one person.

Like the wind, run wildly.

The sound of the wind whizzed past his ears, making Tang Sanzan scream wantonly.

Like a wild horse running wild.

Simultaneously
After Avalokitesvara arranged for Tang Sanzan to learn Buddhist scriptures, he returned to Daleiyin Temple in Xitian for his return.

Entering the main hall, Avalokitesvara came before Tathagata, made a Buddha salute and said respectfully: "I have seen Buddha Tathagata.

According to the decree of Tathagata Buddha, Jin Chanzi has been found, and at this time Jin Chanzi has embarked on the road of learning scriptures.

However, there seems to be something wrong with Jin Chanzi in this life, some..."

Speaking of this, Guan Shiyin couldn't help but think of the golden cicada she saw drinking and eating meat, who was doing nothing, like a mortal hooligan, and she couldn't help trembling.

on the spot.

She was so angry that she wanted to slap Jin Chanzi to death in this life, and then let him continue to reincarnate.

Seeing Avalokitesvara hesitate to speak, all the Buddhas in the hall couldn't help feeling curious.

After taking a look at Avalokitesvara, the Tathagata Buddha was also a little curious. He wondered what happened to the golden cicada now, and his mood was unstable because he would actually annoy Avalokitesvara.

So, he pinched his fingers and calculated.

After counting what Jin Chanzi did, Tathagata Buddha's fingers couldn't help trembling slightly.

After careful calculation, he found that the golden cicada in this life was useless.

If it weren't for the time of Journey to the West, the Tathagata Buddha would have thrown the golden cicada of this life into the underworld and reincarnated.

It is true that the golden cicada in this life is doing nothing every day.

That is to violate all the precepts and regulations of Buddhism, and there is not a single one left.

Anyway, what is Buddhism doing, Tang Sanzan does it the other way around.

If it were not deduced that Tang Sanzan was the golden cicada, the Tathagata Buddha would have suspected that the golden cicada in this life had been swapped out.

……

At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Monkey King heard the sound of horseshoes in the distance, and immediately opened his eyes.

He knew that this was Tang Seng coming.

then
He saw a bare-breasted monk with big shoulders and wide waist, riding a white horse, and he was running towards him quickly.

Looking at this burly monk, Monkey King only felt a question mark on his face.

No matter how he looked at it, he felt that Tang Sanzan's painting style was not right! !
Could it be that this is not Tang Sanbu, but a monk passing by here.

Tang Sanzan rode a white horse at a galloping speed and came not far from Monkey King. He pulled the rein, and with the white horse's front hooves leaping high, he stopped instantly.

Tang Sanzan couldn't help looking at Monkey King excitedly, turning over and dismounting.

This is the look in the eyes of an idol.

It can only be said that there are very few people in China who do not worship Brother Monkey.

"Ahem, the poor monk is a holy monk from the Great Tang Kingdom in the Eastern Land, and he went to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures at the order of the Tang King.

Passing by here today, I heard that there was a battle between heaven and earth, a handsome, suave, and peerless monkey was crushed under the mountain, so the poor monk came here to see it. "

Tang Sanzan coughed twice, and then said solemnly.

After listening to Tang Sanzan's introduction, Monkey King immediately determined that this monk was Tang Sanzan.

but
Looking at the monk in front of him who looked like a hooligan no matter how he looked at it, Monkey King had a strange expression on his face.

"Little monk, you are a sutra learner, and your name is Tang Sanzan?"

"Returning to the monkey benefactor, the poor monk is Tang Sanbu, who is about to go to the West to learn scriptures."

"All right.

The woman Guanshiyin said that a bald donkey would come here during this time and let me out, so it should be you.

You go and take off the Buddhist stickers on the mountain, and rescue me, so that I can send you to the west. "

Tang Sanzan: "..."

What Sun Wukong said made Tang Sanzan feel a little panicked.

What kind of sending method is this sending to the west.

Shouldn't it be an escort to the west?
Sensing Sun Wukong's terrifying aura as deep as the ocean and his knife-cold gaze, Tang Sanzan immediately reacted.

This is not fiction, this is the real world.

What is in front of him now is a living monster monkey.

Killing without blinking an eye.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a shiver in his calves.

"What are you waiting for, hurry up, climb to the top of the mountain, and take off the stickers."

Seeing Tang Sanbu with trembling legs, Monkey King couldn't help feeling a little puzzled.

What is this for? Suddenly afraid of being like this, it's really blinding such a big man for nothing.

(End of this chapter)