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Chapter 31 The Slut Tang Sanbuyed, The Yellow Wind Monster Who Was About to Get Crazy

Western Paradise, Little Sumeru Mountain

Sun Wukong quickly came to the ashram of Lingji Bodhisattva with somersaulting clouds.

At this time, inside the Little Sumeru Mountain.

Lingji Bodhisattva with a face of treasure, benevolent brows and benevolent eyes smiled when he saw Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, what do you mean by coming to my little Mount Sumeru in such a hurry?"

"Lingji Bodhisattva, I'm here to borrow the Wind Bead from you this time."

As he spoke, he briefly described what happened to Huang Fengling.

"Oh! It turned out to be the yellow-haired mink that stole the lamp oil. Don't worry about it, the Great Saint. I'll go catch it and bring it back to Lingshan to make atonement."

It is said that Sun Wukong would not be willing.

After all, he was after this guy's baby.

"Lingji Bodhisattva, my somersault cloud is very fast, you lend me the Wind-fixing Orb, and you can follow slowly later."

Glancing at Sun Wukong, Bodhisattva Lingji thought for a moment and took out the Wind Bead and handed it to Monkey King.

Obviously, he wasn't worried at all that Monkey King would take his treasure.

after all.

Dingfengzhu is a treasure that he sacrificed and refined. If he is not dead, no one can refine it.

Taking the Wind-fixing Orb in his hand, Monkey King smiled: "Thank you Bodhisattva, my grandson will go."

As soon as the words fell, Monkey King disappeared with a somersault.

Lingji Bodhisattva, who stayed in place, looked at the disappearing Monkey King and couldn't help smiling.

"This monkey head doesn't think that it can't return it to me after taking my orb. It's really naive."

Shaking his head, Jia Yun followed slowly.

the other side

Tang Sanzan, who was swept away by the yellow wind monster, only felt that he was wrapped in a yellow wind and flew into the sky.

Subsequently.

After a while, he found himself in a cave.

Looking at the bright monster cave, there are screaming and excited little monsters around, and the laughing yellow wind monster in front of him.

I couldn't help but be speechless.

"Hahaha, little ones, set the pot on fire and eat Tang Monk meat with me today, and you will live forever."

Hearing Huang Fengguai's words, Tang Sanzan was even more speechless.

Immortality?
Bullshit.

After becoming Tang Sanzhu, he reluctantly cut off a piece of his own meat and tasted it when he was a child.

Then I found out that he would still grow old as he grew up year by year.

So

It is a lie to step on horses for immortality.

Standing up from the ground, he patted the dirt on his body.

Afterwards, he came to the only chair in the cave and sat down as if no one else was around.

"I said, Xiao Huang, is there anything to eat, the poor monk is hungry!"

Yellow Wind Monster: "."

Looking at Tang Sanzan sitting on his throne, the voices of the Yellow Wind Monster and the little monsters in the cave froze for a moment.

Everyone looked at Tang Sanzan with disbelief.

If you don't know, you might think this is Tang Sanzan's home.

and also
They are all monsters, people-eating monsters, Tang Sanzan is not afraid at all.

"Isn't this monk afraid that I will eat you? They say that if you eat your meat, you will live forever."

Looking at Tang Sanzan, Huang Fenggui said with a ferocious expression.

If he looked like this, others would probably be afraid.

But who is Tang Sanzan?

Journey to the West, the second head of the Buddhist scriptures group.

Gods and Buddhas all over the sky are protecting him, he is afraid of a ball.

Even if he committed suicide now, believe it or not, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky would have to use elixir to revive him.

At that time, he can still taste the elixir.

Thinking of this, Tang Sanzan's eyes couldn't help but brighten up, this is a good idea.

Speaking of which, he has grown up so much that he still doesn't know what the elixir tastes like.

Elixir.

Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.

In the cave mansion, Huang Fenggui couldn't help but turn dark when he saw Tang Sanzan who was giggling.

"I'm threatening you, can you show me some respect?"

Yellow Wind Monster's angry voice rang in his ears, which immediately woke up YY's Tang Sanzan.

"Ah? Xiao Huang, what did you say just now? I'm sorry. I just remembered something and lost my mind."

Yellow Wind Monster: "I'm riding a horse!"

Tang Sanzan didn't say it was fine, but when he said it, Huang Feng immediately became very angry.

Although I really want to slap this bastard to death.

But, damn it, he doesn't have the guts.

If he dared to really kill Tang Sanzan now, he would be sure that Tang Sanzan might not die, but he would definitely live a life worse than death.

Looking at the yellow wind monster with a distorted mouse face, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

This yellow wind monster is really ugly! !
"Little Huang, what are you thinking, but these are not important, what is important is that I am hungry now, and I want to eat, so you should hurry up and prepare, I will rest for a while, and call me when I am ready."

As he spoke, he lay down on a huge stone chair that could be used as a bed.

And waved his hands at the Yellow Wind Monster as if he was using a servant, as if it was a matter of course.

Seeing that Tang Sanzan looked like a hob, Huang Feng couldn't help feeling aggrieved.

"My lord, this Tang Sanbu is really too arrogant, eat it, eat it!"

"Yes, Great King, eat it, eat it!!"

At this time, the little monsters around were also screaming in anger.

Looking at the angry little monster, the Huangfeng monster immediately slapped the guy who started at the beginning.

Slap the past.

The mouse demon flew out immediately.

Finally, it hit the stone wall of the cave.

moment.

A mouthful of blood spurted out.

In this regard.

The mouse demon didn't care, but quickly got up and knelt on the ground and kowtowed for a while.

"My lord, please forgive me, I don't know what's wrong with the little one."

The whole cave fell silent.

Those silly little monsters looked at the yellow wind monster in disbelief.

They didn't expect that the omnipotent king in their eyes would actually do something to them because of this.

Looking at the frightened little monster in the cave, Huang Fenggui couldn't help but feel aggrieved.

Unhappily said: "Hurry up and prepare vegetarian food."

Tang Sanzan, who was lying on the stone chair, saw the following scene.

After hearing that Huang Feng's clothes softened, Tang Sanzan raised his mouth slightly: "Xiao Huang, this poor monk only eats meat, drinks alcohol, and is not a vegetarian.

I see that you have a lot of little monsters here, kill some for me to drink. "

Looking at the arrogant Tang Sanzan, Huang Fenggui couldn't help but glared: "Tang Seng, I advise you not to push the monster too much, you really think I dare not eat you."

hear the words
Tang Sanzan smiled and said: "Hey, you want to eat me, come on, eat it, eat it as you like, look at my muscles, look at my buttocks, look at this skin, how tender it must be delicious Yo!"

"I'm riding a horse! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Seeing how cheap Tang Sanzan was, Huang Fenggui felt that he was about to be pissed off by this guy.

However, he couldn't kill this guy with his hands.

Thinking of this, he was so aggrieved that he couldn't help screaming up to the sky.

"Go, prepare wine and meat for the holy monk."

After giving orders to the little demon, the Yellow Wind Monster waved his hand and left the cave directly.

He didn't want to stay here at all, it was really annoying.

If he didn't leave, he was afraid that he would be pissed to death by that bitch Tang Sanbu.

(End of this chapter)