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Chapter 43 King Kong's Indestructible Body
Chapter 43 King Kong's Indestructible Body
"Ami's grandma's Buddha, it's really a sin, tell me, little sister, if you weren't so coquettish, how could I let you burp so quickly.
It has been said that the poor monk is a monk, and he is not close to women. "
Looking at the pile of bones on the ground, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but sigh.
……
"Senior brother, the master was captured by the monster."
"Well, I saw it, that guy Xiao Tang can have a good meal again."
Just after they came to the black pine forest, there was a gust of black wind blowing, and then they just looked at Tang Sanzan happily and were swept away.
Black pine forest, Wanzi slope, wave moon cave.
Is this place name familiar?
28 Xingxiu Kui Mulang became a demon in the lower realm and became a yellow-robed monster.
This catastrophe is one that Buddhism and Heavenly Court have negotiated.
After the end, Kui Mulang will be able to take away the luck and return to the Heavenly Court Official to resume his post.
It can be said that this catastrophe was specially for acting for them to see.
As for the Heavenly Court Buddhism wanting to act in a play, that's just right, Sun Wukong and Xiao Tang will use their tricks and prepare to turn the stage directly.
Kui Mulang wants to return to the Heavenly Court, so it doesn't depend on whether they are willing or not.
Kill Kui Mulang and take away his grandma's luck.
the other side
Bibo Cave
After Tang Sanzun was swept away by Kui Mulang, he arrived at the destination in a burst of clouds and fog.
Then I saw a monster.
An extremely ugly monster, even uglier than Zhu Bajie.
I saw this monster with yellow eyes, blue face, red hair, a bulge on his forehead, and two white fangs on his mouth.
The nose is long like a parrot's beak, and it is covered with a pale yellow robe.
At this time, the monster was staring at him with a pair of yellow eyes.
Seeing this guy's appearance, almost made Tang Sanbu feel sick.
This horse riding is too sorry for the audience.
"Hahaha, little ones, start the pot and boil the water. Today, my lord, will share longevity with you!!"
"Husband, you can't do it!"
"Didn't you promise me that you won't eat people in the future?"
At this moment, a mournful, sad, and disappointed voice sounded.
I saw a beautiful woman wearing silk and jingling rings slowly walking out.
"Bang bang bang..."
Looking at the woman who came out, Tang Sanzan's little heart was beating wildly.
Originally thought that he would never be affected by women in his life.
After all, he wants to pull the Tathagata off his horse and sit in the boss's Tang Sanbu.
A woman or something will only affect the speed at which he draws his sword.
But the beauty that came out really got his G-spot.
It's not that he hasn't seen beautiful women before, and it's not that female fairies have never smoked before.
Bone Demon: "Poor.JPG"
Now I saw this beautiful woman who was not only glamorous, but also exuded a mature charm and a noble temperament.
Only then did Tang Sanzan realize that it wasn't that he wasn't interested in beautiful women.
But he is a Cao thief.
opposite
Seeing Bai Huashou come out clutching his heart, the yellow-robed monster immediately turned into a licking dog, and came cautiously in front of Bai Huasham.
There was a burst of harmony and concern.
"Why did you come out, ma'am?"
"Husband, didn't you promise me that you would stop eating people? Are you lying to me?"
As he spoke, tears were about to fall.
"Oh! Hey! Ma'am, don't be sad. Ma'am won't let you eat it, so it's because your husband doesn't eat it."
"Ahem, Ami's grandma's Buddha, the yellow-robed monster, the poor monk sees that your wife looks good, so I don't know whether to give up or not!"
The yellow-robed monster: "???"
Baihua shyly said: "???"
Tang Sanzan's words directly stunned the two of them.
After reacting, the yellow-robed monster was furious.
"Wow! Tang Sanzan, you dare to humiliate my wife, see if I don't kill you, let me die."
Those who humiliate his wife will be killed without mercy!
Bai Huaxi behind him didn't know what to say.
Looking at Tang Sanzan is like watching a pervert.
Seeing the yellow-robed monster charging towards him, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
"swing!!"
The dipped steel knife slammed heavily on Tang Sanzan's bald head, and there was a sudden thud.
The hands of the yellow-robed monster couldn't help but feel a little numb.
Looking at the big bald head in front of him, the yellow-robed monster was stunned.
what happened?
Who can tell him why Tang Sanzan is so tough.
Tang Sanzan couldn't help laughing: "The yellow-robed monster, what about the poor monk's vajra indestructible body, it's not enough."
At this time Tang Sanzan couldn't help but smile in his heart.
During this period of time, the luck points he obtained were saved by him, and he spent 100 million luck points from the system to exchange for a King Kong indestructible body of the same style as Monkey King.
Now, although he is covered in body and body, he doesn't have any magic power.
However, his physical body is hard enough.
In the future, my mother will no longer have to worry that he will be accidentally crushed to death by a stone.
Looking at the bewildered yellow-robed monster in front of him.
The corners of Tang Sanzan's mouth raised slightly, and the next moment, he directly grabbed the exposed fangs of the yellow-robed monster, and pulled them out with all his strength.
"Ow!!"
The yellow-robed monster, who hadn't recovered from its bewilderment, suddenly felt a huge force coming from it.
Then there was a pain in the mouth.
Then he saw a familiar tooth appeared in Tang Sanzan's hand.
At this time, I was holding it in my hand and tossing it around.
Looking at him jokingly.
"Yellow robe monster, I advise you to hand over your wife obediently, and I can still let you go, otherwise, hehe, next year today will be your death day."
at this time.
Baihua in the distance watched this scene in embarrassment, not knowing what to do.
She never expected that Tang Sanzan would be so cruel.
Moreover, it was to snatch her.
It's so pleasing too.
Compared with the yellow-robed monster, with a handsome face, the tall and burly Tang Sanzan is simply the most beautiful man in the world.
Looking at the ferocious Tang Sanbu who looked at his wife with a look of embarrassment, the yellow-robed monster hurriedly protected Baihuasha.
"Tang Sanzan, I advise you not to go too far."
"Oh! The yellow-robed monster, today the poor monk told you that today your wife is robbed by the poor monk, and it is useless if the king of heaven comes."
As he spoke, Tang Sanzan couldn't help rushing forward with excitement.
This is the first time he has fought with a god.
Since he exchanged for the indestructible body of King Kong, he hasn't exerted his full strength yet.
It just so happens that today I can try the water at the Yellow Pao Monster.
After gaining the indestructibility of King Kong, Tang Sanzan found that he was even more courageous.
In the past, he was handsome and talkative at best.
How dare you go up and be tough.
However, the next moment
He flew backwards at a speed faster than rushing up.
The whole person was smashed directly into the stone wall.
"Bah ah!!"
Getting out from the stone wall, Tang Sanzan was covered in disgrace.
He couldn't help cursing in his mouth.
"Your uncle, the system, are you selling me fakes again? Why is this indestructible body of King Kong so rubbish?"
Luck Mall: "Host, you are a sand sculpture. The indestructible body of King Kong is for defense. Who told you to go up and fight."
(End of this chapter)
"Ami's grandma's Buddha, it's really a sin, tell me, little sister, if you weren't so coquettish, how could I let you burp so quickly.
It has been said that the poor monk is a monk, and he is not close to women. "
Looking at the pile of bones on the ground, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but sigh.
……
"Senior brother, the master was captured by the monster."
"Well, I saw it, that guy Xiao Tang can have a good meal again."
Just after they came to the black pine forest, there was a gust of black wind blowing, and then they just looked at Tang Sanzan happily and were swept away.
Black pine forest, Wanzi slope, wave moon cave.
Is this place name familiar?
28 Xingxiu Kui Mulang became a demon in the lower realm and became a yellow-robed monster.
This catastrophe is one that Buddhism and Heavenly Court have negotiated.
After the end, Kui Mulang will be able to take away the luck and return to the Heavenly Court Official to resume his post.
It can be said that this catastrophe was specially for acting for them to see.
As for the Heavenly Court Buddhism wanting to act in a play, that's just right, Sun Wukong and Xiao Tang will use their tricks and prepare to turn the stage directly.
Kui Mulang wants to return to the Heavenly Court, so it doesn't depend on whether they are willing or not.
Kill Kui Mulang and take away his grandma's luck.
the other side
Bibo Cave
After Tang Sanzun was swept away by Kui Mulang, he arrived at the destination in a burst of clouds and fog.
Then I saw a monster.
An extremely ugly monster, even uglier than Zhu Bajie.
I saw this monster with yellow eyes, blue face, red hair, a bulge on his forehead, and two white fangs on his mouth.
The nose is long like a parrot's beak, and it is covered with a pale yellow robe.
At this time, the monster was staring at him with a pair of yellow eyes.
Seeing this guy's appearance, almost made Tang Sanbu feel sick.
This horse riding is too sorry for the audience.
"Hahaha, little ones, start the pot and boil the water. Today, my lord, will share longevity with you!!"
"Husband, you can't do it!"
"Didn't you promise me that you won't eat people in the future?"
At this moment, a mournful, sad, and disappointed voice sounded.
I saw a beautiful woman wearing silk and jingling rings slowly walking out.
"Bang bang bang..."
Looking at the woman who came out, Tang Sanzan's little heart was beating wildly.
Originally thought that he would never be affected by women in his life.
After all, he wants to pull the Tathagata off his horse and sit in the boss's Tang Sanbu.
A woman or something will only affect the speed at which he draws his sword.
But the beauty that came out really got his G-spot.
It's not that he hasn't seen beautiful women before, and it's not that female fairies have never smoked before.
Bone Demon: "Poor.JPG"
Now I saw this beautiful woman who was not only glamorous, but also exuded a mature charm and a noble temperament.
Only then did Tang Sanzan realize that it wasn't that he wasn't interested in beautiful women.
But he is a Cao thief.
opposite
Seeing Bai Huashou come out clutching his heart, the yellow-robed monster immediately turned into a licking dog, and came cautiously in front of Bai Huasham.
There was a burst of harmony and concern.
"Why did you come out, ma'am?"
"Husband, didn't you promise me that you would stop eating people? Are you lying to me?"
As he spoke, tears were about to fall.
"Oh! Hey! Ma'am, don't be sad. Ma'am won't let you eat it, so it's because your husband doesn't eat it."
"Ahem, Ami's grandma's Buddha, the yellow-robed monster, the poor monk sees that your wife looks good, so I don't know whether to give up or not!"
The yellow-robed monster: "???"
Baihua shyly said: "???"
Tang Sanzan's words directly stunned the two of them.
After reacting, the yellow-robed monster was furious.
"Wow! Tang Sanzan, you dare to humiliate my wife, see if I don't kill you, let me die."
Those who humiliate his wife will be killed without mercy!
Bai Huaxi behind him didn't know what to say.
Looking at Tang Sanzan is like watching a pervert.
Seeing the yellow-robed monster charging towards him, Tang Sanzan couldn't help but twitch his mouth.
"swing!!"
The dipped steel knife slammed heavily on Tang Sanzan's bald head, and there was a sudden thud.
The hands of the yellow-robed monster couldn't help but feel a little numb.
Looking at the big bald head in front of him, the yellow-robed monster was stunned.
what happened?
Who can tell him why Tang Sanzan is so tough.
Tang Sanzan couldn't help laughing: "The yellow-robed monster, what about the poor monk's vajra indestructible body, it's not enough."
At this time Tang Sanzan couldn't help but smile in his heart.
During this period of time, the luck points he obtained were saved by him, and he spent 100 million luck points from the system to exchange for a King Kong indestructible body of the same style as Monkey King.
Now, although he is covered in body and body, he doesn't have any magic power.
However, his physical body is hard enough.
In the future, my mother will no longer have to worry that he will be accidentally crushed to death by a stone.
Looking at the bewildered yellow-robed monster in front of him.
The corners of Tang Sanzan's mouth raised slightly, and the next moment, he directly grabbed the exposed fangs of the yellow-robed monster, and pulled them out with all his strength.
"Ow!!"
The yellow-robed monster, who hadn't recovered from its bewilderment, suddenly felt a huge force coming from it.
Then there was a pain in the mouth.
Then he saw a familiar tooth appeared in Tang Sanzan's hand.
At this time, I was holding it in my hand and tossing it around.
Looking at him jokingly.
"Yellow robe monster, I advise you to hand over your wife obediently, and I can still let you go, otherwise, hehe, next year today will be your death day."
at this time.
Baihua in the distance watched this scene in embarrassment, not knowing what to do.
She never expected that Tang Sanzan would be so cruel.
Moreover, it was to snatch her.
It's so pleasing too.
Compared with the yellow-robed monster, with a handsome face, the tall and burly Tang Sanzan is simply the most beautiful man in the world.
Looking at the ferocious Tang Sanbu who looked at his wife with a look of embarrassment, the yellow-robed monster hurriedly protected Baihuasha.
"Tang Sanzan, I advise you not to go too far."
"Oh! The yellow-robed monster, today the poor monk told you that today your wife is robbed by the poor monk, and it is useless if the king of heaven comes."
As he spoke, Tang Sanzan couldn't help rushing forward with excitement.
This is the first time he has fought with a god.
Since he exchanged for the indestructible body of King Kong, he hasn't exerted his full strength yet.
It just so happens that today I can try the water at the Yellow Pao Monster.
After gaining the indestructibility of King Kong, Tang Sanzan found that he was even more courageous.
In the past, he was handsome and talkative at best.
How dare you go up and be tough.
However, the next moment
He flew backwards at a speed faster than rushing up.
The whole person was smashed directly into the stone wall.
"Bah ah!!"
Getting out from the stone wall, Tang Sanzan was covered in disgrace.
He couldn't help cursing in his mouth.
"Your uncle, the system, are you selling me fakes again? Why is this indestructible body of King Kong so rubbish?"
Luck Mall: "Host, you are a sand sculpture. The indestructible body of King Kong is for defense. Who told you to go up and fight."
(End of this chapter)
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