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Chapter 47 Life is not easy, Xiao Zuanfeng sighs!

Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountain,
I turn the world around,
beat my drum,
strike my gong,
Life is full of rhythm!

Your Majesty asked me to patrol the mountain,
Grab a monk for dinner,
The water of this mountain stream,
so sweet,

Don't envy mandarin ducks, don't envy immortals!

On the mountain road, Xiao Zhuanfeng planted the second flag, carried the gongs and drums, hummed rhythmic songs, and beat the gongs.

Not far away, Monkey King and others traveled to Pingdingshan.

Listening to this familiar ballad, I couldn't help laughing.

"Brother Monkey, let's go and see how arrogant that little monster is, wanting to eat a monk!"

As soon as he grabbed the reins, Tang Sanzan rushed out first.

When he came to the mountain, he immediately saw the silly little monster shaking his head.

He quickly came to Xiao Zhuanfeng and lifted him up.

"Little monster, you want to catch a monk and go back to make dinner? Do you think I'm suitable?"

Xiao Zhuanfeng, who was being lifted by the neck, was stunned.

Where did this monk come from, to be so reckless, you must know that he is a little driller.

Anyway, he is also a monster with a name and surname, so he doesn't want to lose face.

Seeing the bewildered little Zhuanfeng, Tang Sanzang secretly smiled in his heart, his face was indeed indifferent.

"Little monster? Do you think I, a monk, are suitable for dinner?"

"Uh!"

"That's okay, but are you willing?"

hear the words
Tang Sanzan couldn't help being happy.

This little monster is also a tiger, and even asked him if he would like to.

"I am willing, but do you dare to eat?"

Looking at Tang Sanzan with a cold face, he also looked at Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, Drifting Monk, and a big bear following from a distance.

Looking at their ferocious looks, Xiao Zhuanfeng felt his pants were wet.

Looking at the few people, Xiao Zhuanfeng couldn't help but said weakly: "I probably, maybe I wouldn't dare."

"Hmph! You know the current affairs. You are that little monster on the top of the mountain. You can tell the truth, otherwise you know."

hear the words
Little Zhuanfeng nodded quickly and said: "Back to Grandpa Monk, the little one was originally a mountain patrol demon in Shituoling, because the mountain patrol business is done well.

So three years ago, he was spotted by King Yinjiao who passed by, and now he works part-time as a little demon patrolling the Lianhua Cave in Pingdingshan.

Also, Grandpa Monk, please don’t kill me, I know the secret of my two great kings, my two great kings are not only powerful, but also have many treasures, me.”

Hearing Xiao Zhuanfeng's words, Tang Sanzan couldn't help laughing.

"Nimma, still working part-time, good guy, are you still working two jobs?"

"Ugh! This?
You don't know, Grandpa Monk, that the price of cultivation resources in the demon world has risen, and I, little demon, am so poor that I can hardly afford to eat.

Now I have seven jobs on my part-time job,

There are Pingdingshan goblins, Yinwu mountain goblins, Shituoshan goblins, Huoyanshan goblins, Wushan goblins, Jinshan goblins, and Xiaoleiyinsi goblins. "

Seeing Xiao Zhuanfeng snapping his fingers and saying, Monkey King, Tang Sanzan, they couldn't help being dumbfounded.

"Good guy, you're really a working monster!"

Looking at this pitiful guy, Tang Sanzan was too embarrassed to bully Xiao Zhuanfeng who worked seven jobs in order to survive.

"Grandpa monk, I don't want to die, please don't kill me, please, I am willing to lead the way for some of you to catch my king."

"This? All right! You go and lead the way, as long as you are honest, we don't bother to kill you, you little monster."

hear the words
Little Zhuanfeng suddenly had tears in his eyes.

"Thank you, thank you Grandpa Monk for not killing me, I kowtowed to you little Zhuanfeng."

As he spoke, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

Listen to the banging of melon seeds on the head.

Sun Wukong couldn't help but sighed: "It turns out that the bottom-level competitiveness of the current demon world is so strong, and everyone is so voluptuous."

The mountain is said to be flat-topped, but it is towering and steep, with sharp peaks.

The top of the mountain suddenly pierces through the clouds, but the bottom of the mountain is as deep as the blue sky.

The bay is surrounded by a deep stream, on the edge of a lonely and steep cliff.

Along the way.

Come up high, like a ladder or a stool.

The bottom row is like a moat like a pit.

Hu Yang and wild horses are running around in disorder, and cunning rabbits and mountain cattle are like arrays.

The mountains are high and the sun and the stars are covered, and there are monsters and wolves every now and then.

Deep in the valley, inside the Lotus Cave

King Yinjiao sat on the stone seat, looked at Jinjiao and said.

"Brother, according to the time calculation, that Tang Sanbu should arrive at our place soon."

hear the words
Golden Horn nodded.

"According to the time, we will almost reach our boundary."

"Brother, you said that the meat of Tang Sanbu is really so miraculous that eating it can make you live forever?"

Speaking of immortality, Yin Jiao couldn't help but feel a little curious about the authenticity of Tang San's meat.

"Eating the meat of Tang monk can live forever. I heard Laojun and Avalokitesvara say it themselves. The words that Laojun and Avalokitesvara say are so powerful must not be false."

As he spoke, Jin Jiao's eyes couldn't help flickering, and there was a trace of yearning on his face.

Immortality is the goal of many people.

"Brother, now there is Bi Mawen who is causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace by Tang Sanzan's side. Can we really eat Tang Monk's meat?"

"Hey! What are you afraid of? Isn't it a Bi Mawen? We have purple gold gourds and jade bottles in our hands. I don't believe it. You can't eat Tang monk meat like this."

"Hey, what my brother said is very true. With these two treasures, that little Bi Mawen can only be caught without a fight."

At this time, a little yellow-haired monster ran over in a hurry.

"report"

"Report to the king, something is wrong!!"

Seeing this, King Yinjiao couldn't help frowning, and scolded: "You're in a panic, what's the matter, what happened?"

"Your Majesty, someone outside has attacked the mountain."

Golden Horn: "???"

Silver Horn: "???"

"Hehe, there are hundreds of miles around here, and there are monsters without eyes. Where is that man? Let me go and capture him!"

"Boom!!"

At this time, the entire gate of the Lotus Cave was smashed into pieces.

There was a burst of smoke, only to see Tang Sanzan, Monkey King and the others walking in slowly wearing sunglasses.

Looking at the bewildered golden and silver horns, Tang Sanzang was about to put on a windbreaker and smoke a cigarette.

"mortal?!"

Looking at Tang San Zan Yinjiao, I was a little curious.

Tang Sanzan didn't have any mana in his body, so he was just a mortal in the eyes of Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao.

"I heard that you two are the ones who want to eat me?"

"Tang Sanbu?"

"I'm your daddy!!"

hear the words
Although he didn't know what Pabi was, but seeing Tang Sanzan's arrogant appearance, Yin Jiao knew that it would not be a good word.

Taking a deep breath, King Yinjiao couldn't help laughing and said: "Tang Sanzan, I didn't expect that there is a way to heaven, but you don't go, and there is no way to hell, but you barge in!

However, since you have delivered it to your door, it is better for our brothers to arrest you. "

As he said that, King Yinjiao took out a gleaming purple gold gourd and looked at several people: "Tang Sanzan, Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, I call you, do you dare to agree?"

Seeing that the four of them missed his name alone, Sha Wujing's face darkened.

This shows that he was not taken seriously.

I feel so angry!
(End of this chapter)