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Chapter 62

Tongtianhe

After Sun Wukong entered Tongtian Hanoi, he saw a big bastard lying on the bottom of the river at a glance.

At this time, Lao Wangba's limbs and head were shrunk inside the turtle shell, and half of his body was buried in the cement. If it weren't for his sharp eyes, he would have thought it was a rock with aquatic plants.

Look at this bastard.

Sun Wukong couldn't help grinning.

Then came to the sky above the old turtle, stretched out his hand and knocked on the bastard's shell.

"Dong Dong Dong~"

"Old bastard, I know you are still alive, don't pretend to be dead, get up quickly!"

Lao Wangba: "..."

Looking at the old bastard who was still motionless, Monkey King suddenly became angry.

"Fuck!

Still pretending to be dead?
If you pretend to be dead again, I will stew you. I heard that the old bastard is very healthy, I don’t know if it is true?

So, why don't you try it? "

As he spoke, he turned the turtle shell over.

"Grandpa Monkey! Don't!"

Seeing that Monkey King was about to make a move, an old man's voice suddenly came out from the bastard.

The voice was full of fear.

"You know you're afraid?

Why don't you get your head out quickly?

Such a timid person deserves to be robbed of his cave by a trash goldfish spirit. "

"Whoosh!!"

hear the words
A big bastard's head popped out of the shell in an instant.

A pair of small bastard eyes looked at Monkey King, with surprise on his face.

"Grandpa Monkey, how did you know that my cave was robbed?"

"Hey, I know a lot!

I also know that goldfish essence has to eat a pair of virgin boys and girls every year, otherwise the farmers in this area will lose their harvest! "

Hearing this, Lao Wangba immediately relaxed his vigilance, and got out his limbs.

"Grandpa Monkey, you are so right!

Did you come here specifically to catch that monster today? "

"Listen well, I am Monkey King, Monkey King, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven in the Water Curtain Cave of Huaguo Mountain!"

"what?!

Monkey King Monkey King! !

Oops!

It turned out to be Monkey King!Xiao Wang has eight eyes and clumsy eyes!Xiao Wang is clumsy! "

After hearing Sun Wukong's name, Old Wang Ba was shocked immediately, Wang Ba's head was like smashing garlic, and he kept paying respects, his appearance was extremely funny.

"I didn't expect my reputation to be so loud that even you, a bastard who is about to grow grass, knows it.

That being the case, then tell me about my deeds. If you say it well, you won’t drink bastard soup. If you say it bad, you understand. "

Looking at Lao Wangba, Monkey King smiled and said.

hear the words
Looking at the smiling Monkey King, the old bastard was so frightened that he wanted to shrink back into the bastard's shell.

He didn't expect that Monkey King was still thinking about Wang Ba Tang.

"My lord, please forgive me."

"If you say it, you can say it. If you say it badly, you will die. If you say it well, you can live."

Looking at the old bastard begging for mercy with a cold voice, Monkey King was indifferent.

For Sun Wukong, there are two kinds of monsters in his eyes.

Eating and not eating.

Therefore, for him who has never eaten Wangba, he wants to taste the taste of Wangba soup.

Looking at the impatient Sun Wukong, Lao Wangba hastily said.

"Grandpa Great Sage, little bastard, everything I said is true, Grandpa Great Sage, your reputation has now spread throughout the entire demon world.

Who doesn't know now that you beat Wufang Jiedi to death with a single stick, and even beat Guanyin repeatedly begging for mercy, making Buddhists dare not even give a fart, not only that, you also killed three demons by fighting tricks, and robbed Zhenyuan Great Immortal"

"stop!"

Sun Wukong quickly interrupted the opponent.

"Damn, am I so famous?

But isn't this rumor a bit outrageous, the Guanyin he beat repeatedly begged for mercy?
Ha ha.

It was Avalokitesvara who beat him and he begged for mercy repeatedly.

But from this point of view, the picture of Guan Yin's mother-in-law beating him angrily was not spread. "

Thinking of this, he suddenly felt better.

Never mind what the real situation looks like, as long as there is no embarrassment.

Others, it doesn't matter!

"Go, I am happy today!"

"What are you doing?" Old Wang Ba raised his head and asked in fear.

"Of course I'm catching monsters. By the way, help you take back the cave. How about me?"

Patting his bastard on the head, Monkey King laughed.

"Alright! Little bastard will lead the way!"

Lao Wangba was very excited when he heard that Monkey King would help him.

Seeing the excited Pharaoh, Monkey King couldn't help but shook his head.

This bastard is a bit stupid, can he, Monkey King, be prostituted for nothing?

Sun Wukong followed the old turtle to the center of the river.

Gradually, some river monsters with weapons began to appear.

But after seeing the former owner Lao Wangba and a monkey, he was so scared that he ran away.

While running, he shouted: "My lord! It's not good! The old bastard is back!"

Sun Wukong didn't care about this, and he didn't have much interest in killing these shrimp soldiers and crab generals.

However, after hearing the words of those river monsters, the old bastard, the former master, was about to turn black.

I couldn't help thinking secretly in my heart, after he took back the cave.

Be sure to let that river demon know what the former owner's anger is.

soon.

Then they saw a huge cave house covered with moss and silt.

"Grandpa Great Sage, that is my cave.
Oh oh oh!
Ever since he was taken over by that goldfish spirit, the little one has been wandering outside, not having enough to eat and not to wear warm clothes. "

As he said that, Lao Wangba immediately shed a few tears of "sadness", "sadness" and "humiliation".

Looking at the crying bastard next to him, Monkey King didn't care about his affairs.

Kick him aside, so as not to bother him.

"Which monster who is not afraid of death dares to come to my Tongtian River to make trouble?!"

Following the sound, a huge red fish monster appeared outside the cave.

Behind him was a group of aquariums.

King of Inspiration!

The strength is extremely poor!The realm is ridiculously low.

Not even a golden fairy.

I have to say that garbage is to die.

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm not in the mood to play with you, monster! Suffer!"

How could Sun Wukong have the time to talk nonsense to this rubbish goldfish essence.

Facing this guy, let the water play with him, afraid of killing him with a stick.

Simply, Sun Wukong didn't bother to play anymore, so he had to pass this level quickly.

"Humph!

A monkey monster even dared to go into the water to seek death. If so, then this king will give you a ride! "

talking.

The King of Inspiration opened his mouth and held out two sledgehammers.

the other side

When Lao Wang Ba heard what the Inspiration King said, he immediately looked at him like a fool.

I couldn't help cursing this goldfish spirit for being out of news.

This is the Monkey King who is well-known in the demon world, and his strength has been proven.

"boom!"

The golden cudgel collided with the sledgehammer, and the sledgehammer shattered instantly.

The remaining aftermath was even more shocking, the river churned and the silt rolled.

Some aquariums even directly turned into blood mist, filling the water.

Seeing this, Pharaoh Ba suddenly trembled in fright, and then hurriedly ran to the distance.

"Sun Wukong, you can't kill me, I can be the pet of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva."

Seriously injured and dead goldfish essence.

Now the miserable batch, the whole body of the fish has been cracked.

If it wasn't for the fact that he still had some treasures on him, he probably died in that stick just now.

(End of this chapter)