Chapter 67 Bajie's Pregnancy
After Laojun left with the big green cow.
Everyone entered the Jindou Cave and retrieved the magic weapon.
But some magic weapons of the gods have not been found.
Instead, they all disappeared.
After they couldn't find the magic weapon, the gods suspected that the green bull spirit had taken it away one by one.
But
Let them go to Laojun to ask for it, but they dare not.
So I can only look at Sun Wukong.
"Pohou, our magic weapon is gone, what about this matter? You have to help us find it."
hear the words
Looking at Wu Qu Xingjun's rude appearance, and the God of Plague and other guys who have lost their magic weapons.
Sun Wukong turned his face directly and said: "It's none of my business if you lose your magic weapon, and I didn't lose it for you."
"You Poor Monkey, we lost the magic weapon just to help you."
"That's right, that's right, we all lost the magic weapon to help you. If we don't look for you, who can we look for?"
"Anyway, if you don't get back our magic weapon today, you can't leave."
Listening to the sound like a fly in his ear, Monkey King was suddenly "furious".
"Annoying, annoying to death!
Anyway, it has nothing to do with me if you lose your magic weapon, don't look for me, or I will beat you. "
Said, Sun Wukong directly took out the golden cudgel and looked at them.
"You monkey, you are so rude. We lost the magic weapon because we helped you, but now you turn your face and deny anyone."
Don't listen, don't listen, bastard chanting!
No matter what these people say.
He just said, their affairs have nothing to do with him.
Even after they knew that the magic weapon was with him.
Then come and fight one by one.
Seeing Sun Wukong's rascal appearance, the face of the god who lost the magic weapon was very angry.
In the end, he left angrily.
The only reason why they didn't pester Sun Wukong so much was that they thought their magic weapon was taken away by the green bull spirit.
See this
The rest of the people quickly greeted Sun Wukong and left directly.
After leaving Jindou Mountain, the next level is Daughter Country
Journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, stop and go all the way.
this day
They walked to a big river, only to see that the river was crystal clear.
But strangely, no living things survived in the water.
Seeing such clean and clear river water, Zhu Bajie, who had long been thirsty, quickly walked to the river.
Then the whole pig's head went in.
Gulu Gulu poured heavily.
See this
Sun Wukong, who just woke up, couldn't help laughing.
"Old pig, why are you in such a hurry, you drink so much, you want to have more babies."
Zhu Bajie: "????"
"Brother Monkey, what do you mean?"
Looking at the confused Zhu Bajie, Monkey King explained with a smile: "This river is called the Zimu River. If you drink it, you can give birth to a baby. Congratulations, old pig, I want to be a father, no, it should be a mother, haha!!"
hear the words
Zhu Bajie is going to be stupid.
the other side
The Drifting Monk, who was holding a bowl to hold water for drinking, trembled when he heard this.
The bowl in my hand almost smashed.
"Brother Houhou, what you said is true or not, the river is so weird."
"Hey, if you don't believe me, just drink a couple of sips of that old Sha and see the effect."
Hearing the joke in Sun Wukong's voice, Drifting immediately shook his head.
I don't even want to try to kill him.
He is a big man, pregnant, what does that look like.
After listening to what the two of them said, Zhu Bajie came to his senses.
Immediately ran to Sun Wukong's side, held his hand tightly and said: "Brother Monkey, think of a way, I'm a male pig, what will it look like when I'm pregnant?"
Looking at the scared Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder with a smile and said with a smile.
"Old pig, don't worry, isn't it just giving birth to a baby? If it's a big deal, just close your eyes and stare, and it'll be over."
"Woooooooooo, master, help me, I don't want to have a baby."
After seeing Monkey King's words, Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Sanzhu immediately.
To this
Tang Sanzan said with a serious face: "Bajie, we are all monks, and now the child in the belly is your child, and the tiger's poison does not eat its own child.
How dare you kill your own child. "
"But, master, I think I can still save it."
"No, don't think about abortion or anything, as a teacher, you won't agree. As monks, we cannot kill.
So, during this time, you should take good care of your baby. "
"My Nima!"
Hearing what Tang Sanbu said, Zhu Bajie really wanted to slap him.
how?
As a monk, you must not kill.
Then what is the chicken, duck and fish that they usually eat.
At this time, a boat appeared in the river.
I saw a beautiful and pretty girl rowing the boat.
"Hey...the boat is coming!"
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie's instinctive eyes turned into Brother Zhu's eyes, and he looked at him with a smile.
At this time, the other party saw Monkey King and the others.
next moment
Accompanied by a scream.
The whole person fell into the water.
"Hmph! Girl, don't be afraid! My old pig is here..."
See this
Sun Wukong was speechless for a moment, this Zhu Bajie was really lustful.
Are pregnant now.
Still can't stop lust.
Kicking the idiot Feizhu Bajie, Monkey King flew into the river.
He grabbed the girl who fell into the water, grabbed her clothes by the neck, and carried her directly to the shore.
Then he saw that the little girl in his hand was about to be strangled to death.
Seeing this, Monkey King couldn't help shaking his hands.
"Fuck, sin, sin!!"
Put down the little girl quickly.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie was also speechless to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, I found that it's normal that you can't find a wife, just like you, that girl dares to like you.
I'm afraid I will be killed by you in a few days. "
Afterwards, Zhu Bajie wanted to give the little girl artificial respiration.
Then the next moment, he was kicked aside by Tang Sanzan.
"Master, how can you do this, my old pig, don't you want to save someone?"
"Ha ha!"
Regarding Zhu Bajie's words, Tang Sanzan didn't know what to say.
Are you trying to save someone?
I'm afraid I want to take advantage of others.
Then Sun Wukong directly used spells to wake up the little girl.
After waking up, looking at them, the little girl trembled with fright.
Then under the care of Tang Sanzan, it became quiet.
After all, now Tang Sanzan looks like a person.
Daughter Country, Capital City
"Hee hee! Here comes a man!"
"Wow! Look at that monk, so handsome! So burly, I like it so much!"
"Oh my god! Why are there still beasts?"
"Mother! There is also a monster, this is a monkey monster!"
"Look quickly! These two batches of horses look so handsome, they are not at all the same as other horses."
"Oh! There are also humanoid pigs!"
I heard the people on the street discussing around the crowd as if they were watching a giant panda.
This made everyone feel speechless.
But nothing was said.
after all
These people are all women, and they can't be beaten, so scare them.
They are not afraid.
(End of this chapter)
After Laojun left with the big green cow.
Everyone entered the Jindou Cave and retrieved the magic weapon.
But some magic weapons of the gods have not been found.
Instead, they all disappeared.
After they couldn't find the magic weapon, the gods suspected that the green bull spirit had taken it away one by one.
But
Let them go to Laojun to ask for it, but they dare not.
So I can only look at Sun Wukong.
"Pohou, our magic weapon is gone, what about this matter? You have to help us find it."
hear the words
Looking at Wu Qu Xingjun's rude appearance, and the God of Plague and other guys who have lost their magic weapons.
Sun Wukong turned his face directly and said: "It's none of my business if you lose your magic weapon, and I didn't lose it for you."
"You Poor Monkey, we lost the magic weapon just to help you."
"That's right, that's right, we all lost the magic weapon to help you. If we don't look for you, who can we look for?"
"Anyway, if you don't get back our magic weapon today, you can't leave."
Listening to the sound like a fly in his ear, Monkey King was suddenly "furious".
"Annoying, annoying to death!
Anyway, it has nothing to do with me if you lose your magic weapon, don't look for me, or I will beat you. "
Said, Sun Wukong directly took out the golden cudgel and looked at them.
"You monkey, you are so rude. We lost the magic weapon because we helped you, but now you turn your face and deny anyone."
Don't listen, don't listen, bastard chanting!
No matter what these people say.
He just said, their affairs have nothing to do with him.
Even after they knew that the magic weapon was with him.
Then come and fight one by one.
Seeing Sun Wukong's rascal appearance, the face of the god who lost the magic weapon was very angry.
In the end, he left angrily.
The only reason why they didn't pester Sun Wukong so much was that they thought their magic weapon was taken away by the green bull spirit.
See this
The rest of the people quickly greeted Sun Wukong and left directly.
After leaving Jindou Mountain, the next level is Daughter Country
Journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, stop and go all the way.
this day
They walked to a big river, only to see that the river was crystal clear.
But strangely, no living things survived in the water.
Seeing such clean and clear river water, Zhu Bajie, who had long been thirsty, quickly walked to the river.
Then the whole pig's head went in.
Gulu Gulu poured heavily.
See this
Sun Wukong, who just woke up, couldn't help laughing.
"Old pig, why are you in such a hurry, you drink so much, you want to have more babies."
Zhu Bajie: "????"
"Brother Monkey, what do you mean?"
Looking at the confused Zhu Bajie, Monkey King explained with a smile: "This river is called the Zimu River. If you drink it, you can give birth to a baby. Congratulations, old pig, I want to be a father, no, it should be a mother, haha!!"
hear the words
Zhu Bajie is going to be stupid.
the other side
The Drifting Monk, who was holding a bowl to hold water for drinking, trembled when he heard this.
The bowl in my hand almost smashed.
"Brother Houhou, what you said is true or not, the river is so weird."
"Hey, if you don't believe me, just drink a couple of sips of that old Sha and see the effect."
Hearing the joke in Sun Wukong's voice, Drifting immediately shook his head.
I don't even want to try to kill him.
He is a big man, pregnant, what does that look like.
After listening to what the two of them said, Zhu Bajie came to his senses.
Immediately ran to Sun Wukong's side, held his hand tightly and said: "Brother Monkey, think of a way, I'm a male pig, what will it look like when I'm pregnant?"
Looking at the scared Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong patted him on the shoulder with a smile and said with a smile.
"Old pig, don't worry, isn't it just giving birth to a baby? If it's a big deal, just close your eyes and stare, and it'll be over."
"Woooooooooo, master, help me, I don't want to have a baby."
After seeing Monkey King's words, Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Sanzhu immediately.
To this
Tang Sanzan said with a serious face: "Bajie, we are all monks, and now the child in the belly is your child, and the tiger's poison does not eat its own child.
How dare you kill your own child. "
"But, master, I think I can still save it."
"No, don't think about abortion or anything, as a teacher, you won't agree. As monks, we cannot kill.
So, during this time, you should take good care of your baby. "
"My Nima!"
Hearing what Tang Sanbu said, Zhu Bajie really wanted to slap him.
how?
As a monk, you must not kill.
Then what is the chicken, duck and fish that they usually eat.
At this time, a boat appeared in the river.
I saw a beautiful and pretty girl rowing the boat.
"Hey...the boat is coming!"
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie's instinctive eyes turned into Brother Zhu's eyes, and he looked at him with a smile.
At this time, the other party saw Monkey King and the others.
next moment
Accompanied by a scream.
The whole person fell into the water.
"Hmph! Girl, don't be afraid! My old pig is here..."
See this
Sun Wukong was speechless for a moment, this Zhu Bajie was really lustful.
Are pregnant now.
Still can't stop lust.
Kicking the idiot Feizhu Bajie, Monkey King flew into the river.
He grabbed the girl who fell into the water, grabbed her clothes by the neck, and carried her directly to the shore.
Then he saw that the little girl in his hand was about to be strangled to death.
Seeing this, Monkey King couldn't help shaking his hands.
"Fuck, sin, sin!!"
Put down the little girl quickly.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie was also speechless to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, I found that it's normal that you can't find a wife, just like you, that girl dares to like you.
I'm afraid I will be killed by you in a few days. "
Afterwards, Zhu Bajie wanted to give the little girl artificial respiration.
Then the next moment, he was kicked aside by Tang Sanzan.
"Master, how can you do this, my old pig, don't you want to save someone?"
"Ha ha!"
Regarding Zhu Bajie's words, Tang Sanzan didn't know what to say.
Are you trying to save someone?
I'm afraid I want to take advantage of others.
Then Sun Wukong directly used spells to wake up the little girl.
After waking up, looking at them, the little girl trembled with fright.
Then under the care of Tang Sanzan, it became quiet.
After all, now Tang Sanzan looks like a person.
Daughter Country, Capital City
"Hee hee! Here comes a man!"
"Wow! Look at that monk, so handsome! So burly, I like it so much!"
"Oh my god! Why are there still beasts?"
"Mother! There is also a monster, this is a monkey monster!"
"Look quickly! These two batches of horses look so handsome, they are not at all the same as other horses."
"Oh! There are also humanoid pigs!"
I heard the people on the street discussing around the crowd as if they were watching a giant panda.
This made everyone feel speechless.
But nothing was said.
after all
These people are all women, and they can't be beaten, so scare them.
They are not afraid.
(End of this chapter)
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