The red dragon just wants to do whatever it wants

Chapter 6 Reverse breathing is the deadliest

"Hey, don't clamp it so tightly! Quickly open it and let my sister see."

Drow, who tried to open the cloaca with his bare hands, was also taken aback, as if he didn't expect the promiscuous red dragon to actually
Still shy! ?
Even if the opponent is only a red dragonling, this discovery made the elf who was just preparing to watch the excitement even more excited, and couldn't help but get involved in it.

"I'm going to press the lower limbs."

"You move gently, don't break the jaw scales! It will drop in value."

Although the body structure of the giant dragon is also called the cloaca, it is completely different from the simple hole-like structure of birds and even lizards. Instead, it is composed of several dragon scales. If you want to describe it, the shape is more similar to the mouthparts of crabs .

From the outside to the inside, they are divided into the mandibular scales densely covered with thorns, the slightly smooth mandibular scales, the two pairs of jaw legs responsible for assisting reproductive excretion and even cleaning the cloaca, and the slightly soft upper and lower glandular hilums, which are respectively responsible for accommodating the reproductive organs and the cloaca. excretion.

Therefore, when the dragon resists with all its strength, it will take a lot of effort to achieve the goal without violently destroying the cloacal tissue.

But obviously, this will definitely not trouble the experienced drow elves.

Where does the practical experience come from?

Of course it's from Metal Dragon!

Seeing that the drows are attacking the city step by step, and he is about to lose his chastity, David also knows that it is time for him to fight hard.

His original plan was to wait for Drow to untie the chain on his mouth to eat, and then use his power of anger to buy time for his breath to store energy, but now it seemed that he had to find another way.

Countless ideas were skipped in my mind and rejected one by one, because there is one key issue that cannot be avoided anyway:
His mouth was tied, so he couldn't breathe fire into the boat!
'Made!It would be great if I could kill these shameless drows in one fell swoop! David, who was so angry, suddenly had an idea.

As soon as this idea came up, somehow it was connected with a discussion post about whether a lighter can light a fart when he was visiting a mentally handicapped bar in his previous life, and then the gif of the ballerina standing upside down and breathing fire appeared in his head picture
'Hey, it would be great if I could breathe fire with a chrysanthemum at this time.'

and many more!

He suddenly remembered his unreliable ability:
Pride and power!

'Perhaps, I can really breathe backwards? '

David's eyes widened.

'No!I, David, could breathe in reverse! '

'After all, the mouth and the anus are originally connected, the gas coming out of the mouth is hiccups, and the gas coming out of the anus is farting. Since the mouth of a dragon can breathe fire, why can't the anus? '

'yes!In theory, it works perfectly! '

'I was able to do it when I was a human in my previous life, but it doesn't make sense to become a dragon instead! '

Seeing that his jaws and legs, which were his last layer of defense, were about to be torn apart, David also went all out, took a deep breath, and turned into a bulging puffer fish in the blink of an eye.

"Hey, why is his stomach bulging? Could it be that he wants to breathe?" a drow said out of alertness.

"How can he breathe with his mouth gagged? Unless he wants to explode on the spot like a dwarf's musket."

"Oh, don't be greedy. I heard from Saline that he did this once on the way back, and he farted in the end. He probably wants to fart and kill us right now."

"Hahahahaha!" A group of drow immediately laughed out loud at this cold joke.

It's just that they didn't have time to finish laughing, they took a long time to pry open most of the cloaca, and suddenly it opened by itself.

puff!
The red dragon fetus, as black as soot, sprayed out, directly covering the mouth and face of the loudest drow who laughed first.

The drows next to them were stunned for a moment, and then gloated even more.

Little did he know that the last obstacle blocking a certain passage had already been cleared.

【Power - Arrogance】

"&￥%#!!!" The drow who got the trick finally became furious, spit out the fragrant slang from his hometown, clenched his fists, and punched David's softest abdomen.

Just when her fist was about to hit the red dragonling, a raging flame instantly engulfed her vision.

On the spot COS a 'Ghost Rider' whose head was on fire.

Then there was a loud bang.

The lower cabin of the drow exploded.

On a lone peak by the coast, the red dragon Pavla looked at the sea in some ecstasy. From time to time, she glanced at her daughter who was gnawing on rocks by her side, sighed, and then felt more and more headaches.

It's not that she didn't bring back food for the other party, except for the two drow elves that were smashed on the spot when she was excited to play, she still brought back the other four relatively complete ones for her child who was about to break out of its shell.

It's just that only one of the three dragon eggs brought back successfully broke out of the shell, and the rest became dead eggs.

If this situation happened to a young dragon that just came out of its shell, I am afraid that its jaw would be dislocated on the spot, and then it would swallow all four drow and two dead eggs, even if the weight might be on the spot. Stretch him to death.

But this daughter didn't even touch her.

He also claimed that even if he died of starvation, he would never eat the corpses of intelligent creatures and his brothers and sisters even if he jumped off the peak and died outside.

It is even more metal dragon than those metal dragons.

But there is no way, who let her do it all by herself?

After being woken up one after another during the critical long sleep last time, after learning that the reason for her waking up was that a group of creatures had stolen all the dragon dung in her territory, Pavla was extremely angry. For seventeen days.

When she came back to her senses, she realized that a silver dragon was actually trying to stop her from pouring out her anger? !
When she was in estrus, she beat the self-proclaimed righteous silver dragon for teeth all over the place, and vented her anger on the spot.

Then there was this nest of dragon eggs.
It hurts to think about it afterwards.

It's not that she can't dispose of them in a 'complying and reasonable' way, but who made her a follower of His Majesty Tiamat?

If His Majesty Tiamat saw him blatantly mutilating 'its children' on the spot, it would be much more troublesome to gain benefits from the Mother of Dragons in the future.

Pafula, who had already resigned herself to her fate, was returning home with her prey, only to find out that the nest of dragon eggs had been stolen!
What a wonderful thing!

The extremely excited Pavla killed all the drows on the spot because she was too excited before she could celebrate her freedom in advance.
In fact, it seems that they haven’t killed them all. There are still three hidden in her poop, and one of them is a cub that broke its shell in advance.
She thought for a while but couldn't get her feet down, and after thinking about it again, she couldn't get down her claws, so she took the other three dragon eggs in her mouth and found a lonely peak to rest for a while.

After all, this seemed to be her first brood of dragon eggs.

It seems to be not bad to hatch a nest of dragon eggs first to play.

It's just that she never thought
As a red dragon, she actually gave birth to a metal dragon with pure blood.

A silver dragon.
"Oh! Tiamat is here!"

Pavla, who was afraid of God's punishment, had the urge to push her daughter back into the cloaca on the spot.

As a result, the subconscious prayer to Dragon Mother actually attracted the attention of Tiamat, the scale of evil, and bestowed blessings on the bewildered Pafula, and asked Pafula to raise her well, and follow the instructions. The words of His Majesty Yamat:
"Is there anything more interesting than training a metal dragon yourself, and watching her self-professed righteousness and kindness fall into hell day by day? I really want to let the King of the North Wind see my work one day, what kind of expression will he reveal?" Face? I think, you must also experience this kind of fun, right? My dear Pavla?"

To be honest, when she was bewitched by the evil dragon mother herself, Pavla also thought this idea was quite interesting, but the problem is...
In her original thought, wouldn't raising baby dragons just grab some food after their shells broke, as long as they didn't starve to death?
Why is it that a baby dragon is actually a silver dragon?
Forget about Yinlong, why did he still have a long mouth?
So much bullshit all day long?
Just like now, the innocent silver cub raised his head and said to Longma:
"Mom, don't be fooled by the evil scale anymore, you will go to hell sooner or later, why don't we turn to the kind and great King of the North Wind together."

"Shut up! Tanya, if you waste a word, Mom will eat you!" The young mother glared.

"Ha..." Under the majesty of its mother, the baby silver dragon still swallowed the name of that great being with a stiff neck, looking extremely aggrieved.

Pavla, who was suffering from a headache, still made the original decision:

"Wait here, I'll go get your stupid brother back, and he will take care of you from now on."

"What? I actually have an older brother?" Tanya was taken aback for a moment, pretending to be excited, but there was a trace of unconcealable fear hidden deep in her pupils.

Yes, an idiot who dares to drill into a cesspit.

After dismantling the broken ship of those black goblins later, he must be held in the sea for a while.

Pavla flicked the dragon's tail in boredom, but just as she was flapping her wings one after another, she was about to jump down from the top of the mountain.

The drow ship, which had already been locked in advance by the red dragon, suddenly shot out a soaring torch
It burned.

Immediately afterwards, under the astonished gaze of Dragon Mother Pafula and Dragon Girl Tanya, a red figure with fire-breathing buttocks broke through the water from the side of the boat.

He was tied to a dead wood pile, but under the empowerment of this powerful impact reaction force, he made several water drifts on the sea surface one after another, and rushed into the beach next to the beach like a flying fire meteor. In the dense forest to the east, it disappeared in a blink of an eye.

And with Mother Long's extraordinary eyesight, which is far superior to that of a falcon, she can naturally capture the wildly happy and somewhat complacent face of the red cub after she succeeded in revenge.

picture!
so similar!
It was exactly the same as when she was young.

It's just that as soon as his eyes fell back to the buttocks that were continuously gushing with flames, his head, which was already filled with magma, couldn't stop shutting down, and when he stumbled, he fell directly from the top of the mountain.

"Cool~" Only the silver baby dragon, who saw such a scene for the first time, opened its eyes and mouth wide, and couldn't help but let out a pleasant aria.

"Is that another child of yours, my brother?"

"No, you don't have a brother. What you saw just now was just a hallucination, remember?" Long Mama, who flew back to the top of the mountain at some time, spread her wings to block the curious and admiring gaze of the silver cub, with a look on her face. Righteous words said.

After a silver dragon, she actually gave birth to a red dragon cub breathing out of her butt!

God!Could it be that he was 'blessed' by the King of the North Wind?
I'm afraid His Majesty Tiamat will wake up laughing from his long sleep in the endless planes when he hears it!

This is simply the shame of the dragon!
She, the scarlet calamity Pavla, would never admit that she had given birth to such a wonderful dragon cub!

no way! ! !

(End of this chapter)