the emperor is my uncle

Chapter 1 How much beauty pays for water 01 My uncle in the whole world is called the emperor, he is my uncle, but I can’t call him uncle, if he is in a good mood, he is willing to hear me call him "Emperor", if he is in a bad mood, I can’t at all Call him, it is best to run away from a hundred meters away, the farther you can dodge, the better.

This is not in violation of palace rules and etiquette, because it was ordered by him, and my uncle has the final say, let alone this little etiquette.

Before the master taught me knowledge, I couldn't accurately describe how much my uncle didn't want to see me. After I just learned the superficial knowledge, I can use an accurate quantifier to describe it: my uncle has ninety-nine percent Don't wait to see me.

This may seem like a sad thing, but I'm not crying yet.

Because there are people behind me.

Or rather, there are people above me.

I am entering the palace under the order of the Queen Mother. That's right, my backstage is the Queen Mother. Maybe it's because I'm extraordinarily smart and I have been outside the palace all year round. That's why the Queen Mother and many concubines of the emperor like to listen to me. tell a story.

My father was conferred the title of Heshun King by the late emperor. I am the eldest daughter of the family, and I have been conferred by the late emperor as Princess Xiyuan since I was born. My real name is quite disgusting to me, so I won’t show it here.

The above is my background. Although I am not considered prominent among the royal relatives, my IQ and EQ are superior to others, so no matter whether I am in the palace or outside the palace, I have basically never been bullied. It is me who bullies others .Of course, the second half of the sentence can be omitted.

The only person who can bully me is the current emperor, but my master told me that I can't take that as "bullying", and every time I feel bullied by the emperor, I must fold my chest like a slave and say: "The emperor's grace is mighty, Inheriting the teachings of the emperor, cherish the fate and have the good fortune."

Every time before entering the palace, the master asked me to recite that sentence ten times and write it down twenty times before allowing me to go out.

The same is true today.

When passing by the Imperial Garden, a group of chattering little Doudings ran wildly. Of course, the scientific name should be "Princes and Princesses Playing in the Imperial Garden".From afar, I saw palace maids and eunuchs with sad faces, for fear that the little masters would fall and hit the board.

"Stop!" I was about to pass by, but was stopped by a six-year-old boy.

"His Royal Highness——" Just as he was about to salute, he grabbed his arm.

That pair of bewildered little eyes stared at me closely, "Are you Father's woman?"

I hesitate to speak, this is his No.30 asking me this question eight times, every time I enter the palace, I can bump into him, even if he knows the answer, but he will always ask, as if one day I will give him affirmation answer.

In the past, when I was tired of being questioned, I would take out melon seeds from my pocket and tell him while chewing, "...I am your cousin."

But he would keep asking, "Why my cousin?"

"Because my father is the emperor's elder brother."

"why?"

"Because my father was born early."

"why?"

Because the late emperor was curious about everything when he was young, and then he put his curiosity on my beautiful and generous grandmother, so my father was born. Can I tell him this?Of course not, so as not to teach bad children.

……

Given that no matter what I said to him, he always asked "why", this time I really had enough.

I blinked and gave him a wicked smile, "I'm not." After speaking, I stretched out my silky fingers to pinch his face. Others seemed to be caressing him, but I used my strength.

He didn't cry out, and continued to open his small eyes filled with ignorance and asked me, "Who are you?"

I laughed even more sinisterly, "I am a man-eating monster outside the palace."

"Ah——" "Wow——" It shouldn't be that the prince and princess all ran away crying, and the little eunuch was like an eagle catching chickens, catching one and throwing that away, creating a mess.

The crying man still grabbed my arm and asked without shame, "Why cannibal?"

"..." I rolled my eyes towards the sky, "Because I'm hungry."

"Who eats?"

"Eat disobedient little people."

"Where to start eating?"

"..."

"Is it the butt? I washed it, do you want to eat it right away?"

"..."

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