the emperor is my uncle

I think all the encounters today may be due to the fact that I don't usually cultivate my character.

The first thing the prince did when he jumped off the sedan chair was to lift up his trousers, then he raised his round face and grinned at me, "Dear!"

My five-year-old brother Fu Baobei ran over from the side courtyard and called me from afar, "Eldest sister——"

One head immediately became two bigger, I hurriedly grabbed Fu Baobei, then pulled out the chicken feathers on his body, and took out a handkerchief to help him wipe the two crystal clear spots under his nose...

Fu Baobei has a quirk, he doesn't let his servants touch him, and whoever touches him will bite him, so the burden of serving him basically falls on my weak shoulders.

The crown prince recognized Fu Baobao, and the two of them had played together before, so they greeted each other generously, "Baby!"

Fu Baobei blinked, and seemed to recall it for a long time before opening his mouth, "Chong Chong (Chong Zhong)."

Due to his young age, my brother's speech is not very standard, but he still likes to say, "You fucker (what are you doing)?"

The prince is also generous, he didn't blame my brother for changing his name, he just pointed at me and ordered, "My dear, continue to talk about Monkey King."

Baby has heard about Monkey King, so he responds reflexively, "Golden light is easy to be awesome! Awesome!"

The crown prince corrected him, "It's the Vajra Wishful Stick!"

Fu Baobei: "King Kong is easy to stick!"

Prince: "It's the Golden Ruyi Stick!!"

The two little people barked childishly, making the veins on my forehead stand out. I ordered Sanyuan, "Quickly, take them to the house and pull them apart a little, so they don't fight."

After finally seeing the backs of those two little ones, I took a deep breath, and then began to think: If the palace knew that the prince was missing, would they think that I had kidnapped the prince?What are the consequences?Will it be all over the place?Leave the whole body?I'm worried...

"Princess, Lord Jiang, he——"

Hearing Sixi's voice, I turned my head and saw Jiang Huai swaying into the door with a folding fan. It was already autumn, and the person who was still shaking the fan was either pretending to be romantic or sick.I think it's the latter.

I have already explained to my subordinates that Jiang Huai is forbidden to enter the Heshun Palace, and the slogan "fire prevention, theft prevention and Jiang Huai prevention" has been formulated. Whoever lets him in, I will deduct his monthly payment.Usually everyone's eyes are staring sharply. Obviously, this prince has disrupted everyone's daily life and failed to guard against that romantic ghost.

Thinking of the prince, I quickly glanced in the direction of the room again, a little unsure if Jiang Huai saw something he shouldn't have seen when he came in.

Jiang Huai followed my gaze and looked curiously, "My dear, are you stealing someone?"

I ignored him, I only talked to him when I was sick.

Jiang Huai yelled in my ear: "Be careful!"

I was busy rubbing my ears, and replied angrily: "Be careful of your kidneys!"

"Haha my heart, you came back alive. It seems that my hexagram was not very accurate. It's a pity." I was right, haha ​​you are going to die."

He is the official envoy of the Qin Tianjian, who calculates Fengshui and weather for the royal family, and his hobby is fortune-telling.But in my eyes, he is a magic stick, and a rather coquettish magic stick.

Since we are neighbors, my mother asked everyone to be good-neighborly and friendly, and there is no need to abide by etiquette, otherwise it will appear estranged.Since then, it has been hard for me. Jiang Huai never called me the princess, and always called me by my boudoir name every time.My mother didn't get it right either, after that Jiang Huai's mother never let her go when she played cards, my mother's eyelids twitched every time she lost.

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