the emperor is my uncle

Chapter 2 How many idiots do not regret it 10 I believe that you are wrong to the world. It feels so good to wake up early. The leaves are blown by the wind and the sun is as thin as gauze. I stand under the old apricot tree in the courtyard, stretching my arms and legs to stretch my muscles and bones.

"Ha!" I kicked on the old apricot tree, and those leaves that were about to fall in the distance fell into a rain of leaves.

I think I, Princess Xiyuan, are not just empty-skinned as rumored in the market, I not only have wisdom, but also kung fu, and I hide it perfectly in a low-key manner.Thinking of this, my sense of pride is like a sprout that has broken through the soil, and it has the potential to grow.I'm so good and restrained, why don't I let others live, alas, really.

I turned around with a faint smile, and then the smile froze on my face.

The crown prince was sitting on the steps in front of the house, and he was looking at me with wide eyes, "My dear, you can dance like a master!"

How ugly are my martial arts movements... The spoiled prince never knows what is tactful, I forgive him, "Not only can I dance the Great God, but I can also split bricks and tiles with my bare hands, and smash boulders on my chest, so generally no one can do it." How dare you offend me." Threatened to frighten him.

The flesh on the prince's face trembled, and he immediately asked, "Then can you knock down that tree with your face?"

"..." I lamented resignedly in my heart: the children who grew up in the palace are really uncute. "Maybe it's okay to use your head, but if you knock it down, how can you eat apricots next year?"

"Oh." He gave up the idea of ​​letting me hit the tree.

----------------------------------------------- When the sun rises completely At that time, my mother and I continued to discuss the future of the prince while eating.

I said, "It's better to throw him at the gate of the palace without anyone noticing, thinking that the chief guard must recognize the prince, and then——"

My mother shook her head, "No, it's already very bad if you bring someone out, and if you dare to abandon him, even the appearance of a Bodhisattva will not be able to save you."

I said again: "It's better to secretly send it to Hengyue Prince's Mansion, and then send someone to the palace to file a complaint. Now they will be blamed."

My mother glared at me, "The crown prince is the emperor's own flesh and blood, you send it back and forth as cabbage?!"

"If you can't make it to the left, you can't make it to the right, you're going to die!" I knocked the bowl and got up to watch my brother and the prince eat.

My brother has a quirk. He has to go to the side courtyard to eat in front of those chickens, ducks, dogs and rabbits. I haven’t figured out what kind of psychology this is until now. I think it’s hard to understand the world of children, but I don’t really want to understand it.

When I arrived, the crown prince was vying to eat pickles with Fu Baobao. The table was full of delicacies, and neither of them took part in it, and attacked the small appetizing pickles alone.I was afraid that the two of them would stop, so I picked it up and poured it to the chicken. (But chicken is not eaten.) "His Royal Highness, do you want to go back to the palace?" I asked Chongzhong.

"You finish the story first."

How obsessed he is with Sun Wukong!I took a deep breath: "Sun Wukong took out the vajra stick and slapped it, and the village girl died with a bang. He took out the vajra stick again and slapped it, and the old woman died with a bang. He swung the stick again at the end. , the rest of the grandfather died, and the world is clean."

The prince frowned, "They're all dead? Did Monkey King's master blame him for killing?"

I shook my head, "Sun Wukong is a beast, cruel by nature, his master is used to it."

The prince didn't believe it, "You are talking nonsense!"

Ah, he still has brains.I nodded, "The last sentence was nonsense, I just wanted to test your loyalty to Monkey King. In fact, none of the people Sun Wukong killed were human beings, they were transformed from bone spirits. But his master believed him, so he didn't ask any more questions. They packed up and went on their way to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures."

"End?"

"It's over."

"I don't think it's right."

It seems that I underestimated the prince's IQ, "The story is like this, there are no twists and turns along the way, it all depends on the word 'trust'."

The prince looked at me, "What is trust?"

"Trust means you unconditionally believe that that person will not harm you, even if she does the worst thing in the world, you will believe that she is right and the world is wrong."

Prince Chongzhong didn't ask me why, but said to me: "My dear, then I trust you."

This childish remark made me almost cry. Just now I wanted to dismiss him as a cabbage, but he said he believed in me, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Come out to express self-blame——"My dear, will you smash a big rock with your face?"

"..."

Who would have expected that after many years, that child's words would actually become a gentleman's words.

----------------------------- (The author has something to say: Don't believe the crooked rumors about Journey to the West that the princess fooled the prince, she is pure It’s to save trouble, but I don’t understand it...)

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