the emperor is my uncle

Emperor Tiangao is not far away, I can have this feeling, thanks to my mother.

Because whenever something happens in the palace, my mother who is lingering at the poker table is always the first to know.It can be seen that in addition to gambling for pleasure, the poker table of middle-aged women is also a hotbed of court secrets and gossip.

This day's meal, because I have always loved self-reliance, I used my left hand to hold the chopsticks to pick up the vegetables, and it was extremely difficult to eat.

My mother shared the information she got on the dinner table with everyone, "If you want to talk about the palace recently, it's really crazy. The little tree planted by the emperor when the prince was born was suddenly pushed away yesterday. It is terrible to be broken into two pieces, people in high positions have always believed in gods and omens the most, that tree represents the prince, does the tree fall mean that the assailant is cursing the prince to die early?"

"Cough." I choked a mouthful of vegetables down my throat.

"And the strangest thing is that no one saw the real culprit. The only one standing beside the broken tree was the prince. He refused to say anything to him, but just stared at the tree in thought. Hey, this It's another mystery after the prince's 'brazier incident', daughter, do you think this prince is going to become a genius?" My mother's expression was full of "Is the prince's brain broken?" doubt.

I was already struggling to eat, but this is great, I have no appetite, I perfunctorily said to my mother: "Tsk tsk, that's right, the palace is very peaceful."

"That is to say," my mother sighed, "When the queen mother learned about this, she ignored the emperor's objection and Xuanqin Tianjian went to the palace to divination. It is estimated that this time, Jiang Huai can only treat it as an afterthought." Zhuge, it won’t solve the problem. The palace really should have more experts to protect it, otherwise this matter will be provoked in front of the royal heirs, how can we still let the real culprit go free?”

As soon as I put down the chopsticks, the whole person jumped up, "When did Xuan Jianghuai enter the palace?"

"Just now, if the imperial decree hadn't arrived at Jiang's mansion, would your mother and I have opened up the stall so early? Hey, where are you going, daughter, we haven't finished our meal yet..."

-------------------------------------------------- You don't understand that people like me are already miserable before they reach their evening scene. Seeing that the backstage is about to stop loving me, I have to continue to be wary of my uncle's weird and unpredictable, and now his right hand is injured. The food is not delicious, I can no longer take trouble on myself...

It seems that it's time to make use of the famous Qin Tianjian Lord to help me tide over the difficulties.

It's better to be early than to be timely. As soon as I left the palace, I saw Jiang Huai's sedan chair was about to get up.

In order not to let too many people see, I rushed over quickly, opened the car curtain and got into the sedan chair.It is estimated that the bearers have not seen clearly what attacked their adults, and they are all excitedly asking: "My lord, how are you doing, my lord?!"

Because I rushed up too unexpectedly, with too much force, and at a very tricky angle, Jiang Huai clutched his lower abdomen, mumbled for a long time before ordering the bearer, "Wait and wait!"

"Master Jiang is so majestic!" I naturally wanted to whitewash my madness, "The weather is so good, where is Master Jiang?"

Xu Shi Jiang Huai slowed down, he pulled me closer, and his tone returned to the usual coquettish, "Why is my little boy so enthusiastic today? It seems that after letting you go for a while, you really can't suppress your true emotions, and you can't wait want to see me?"

"I miss you very much," thinking about why you still don't see through the world of mortals and convert to Buddhism, "You entered the palace under an order, can you hear what it is for?"

Jiang Huai squeezed my right wrist and slowly raised it up, then stopped between the two of us and shook it, "Hehe, you guessed it."

I raised my eyebrows, this big bitch, he knows everything.

"It's better if I contribute to you, than if you enter the palace blindly, right? When the emperor and the queen mother asked, you said that the vision of the broken tree was not man-made, it was indeed caused by the will of heaven, and it was extremely ominous , but as long as the royal relatives are not allowed to marry within two years, the disaster can be turned into good luck." I think I have the wisdom to be a magic stick, "What's the idea?"

Jiang Huai said very sincerely, "Hahahahaha."

I think I'm going to cry at him.

"Be careful." After he stopped laughing, he grabbed my surviving left hand ambiguously, reached for his chest, and then slowly slid down with my hand, which was about to reach his lower abdomen. If the knee hits another two inches, guess what will happen?"

This person is looking for abuse, how can I not fulfill him.

"I am very willing to have a good sister like you in this life." As I said that, I directly poked at his belly button through the clothes with a yang finger.

Jiang Huai snorted and covered his abdomen, "Then I... am also very willing to... express my own opinion in front of the emperor and the queen mother."

"You!" His opinions were never directed toward me. It was really hard to describe my feeling of heart failure at that time.

"Okay, okay," Jiang Huai pushed my shoulder, "It's been too long, and it's time to delay entering the palace. If you don't want to marry that company general, you can just go back by yourself. Doesn't it hurt?"

I grabbed the sedan chair wall with one hand, "Do you dare to push this princess, die! Don't push, don't push, hear me?"

Jiang Huai pushed my hand and stopped, then stretched out his arm and hooked me into his arms, "It's fine, if you don't get out of the sedan chair, then come with me into the palace. It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, I Now go and report to the emperor, saying that Princess Xiyuan loves me terribly and is willing to marry me."

I struggled out of Jiang Huai's arms, and attached a two-word message to him: "I am!"

"You don't want to marry him or me, so who do you want to marry? Lian Zheng and me, you have to choose one."

I sincerely admire it!Jiang Huai's thinking is obviously too different, why should I "pick the soldiers" among the two of them, are there no more men in the world? "Then I'd rather choose to become a monk."

"Even if you really want to become a monk, that person may not be able to let go..." Jiang Huai suddenly lowered his eyelids and sighed inexplicably.

"Who are you talking about?"

"No one, you go down quickly, as a princess, you are not ashamed to flirt with a court official in broad daylight? If you really want to abandon your reputation, you will wait for me at night. Get down now."

I was directly pushed out by him, and almost stumbled, "Jiang Huai, you bastard, heartless you!" I didn't even realize how my emotions rose so well, I stuck my head into the car curtain again , "You used to call me a darling, but now you just push me with your hands, you bastard! Considering that you are a first-time offender, your nerves are not so clear. If you follow my instructions after entering the palace, I can consider letting you live."

Jiang Huai leaned close to my cheek, breathing freely, "Don't, don't spare me, my dear, I'll wait for you to come over at night and kill me." After finishing speaking, he pressed my head against my head with his index finger Get out, "get up the sedan chair!"

I watched the sedan chair slowly fade out of sight, and couldn't help but feel disheartened, and I only hoped that God would open his eyes and subdue that bitch.

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