the emperor is my uncle

There are so many strange things these years, for example, Fu Donglou, who never wanted to see me, even asked me to accompany him on a private tour.When I heard him spit out the word "accompany" eloquently, I felt that my sky was dark...

"You should be very happy, why this expression!" My uncle was not happy.

It was my fault that I forgot to act for a while!In an instant, I raised a smile like spring flowers in February, "Don't say it's a tour, as long as my uncle speaks, eats, drinks, chats, or even asks me to lose my life to go through fire and water for my uncle, I will not hesitate." The truth! No adulteration!"

Maybe my flattery was too intense, or maybe I didn't shoot in the right place at all. After hearing this, Fu Donglou was full of displeasure. He gave me a hard gouged look, and then walked away.

"..." Hey, it's so hard to be a human.

However, I can't let my uncle go alone, because the folk customs are too unrestrained, and there are too many fireworks venues in the city. Wowo women are enough to illustrate the problem.

As for men, lust is their inferiority, I can understand.But if my uncle accidentally goes astray and finds me a sister-in-law, who will be responsible for this?When the emperor was in a daze, he didn't give advice in time. Would this violate some law of the Daqi Kingdom?

Thinking of this, I chased after him like a dog's leg and walked side by side with him, "Uncle, you must go to the main street to understand the people's sentiments. This time is very lively, and there are everything for sale. If you like something I'll buy it for you."

What I said is more redundant than farting, but in order to break the silence, I still have to let it go...

Sure enough, Fu Donglou cast a disdainful look at me, "I'm interested, just because I'm afraid you can't afford it."

My self-esteem was instantly crushed by his words, and I forced a smile and said, "Hahahaha, as long as it's what Uncle wants, I have to buy it back even if I pay for it with my body!" For a while...

Fu Donglou glanced at me sideways, and I pretended to look up at the sky. After a while, his sigh came from above my head, "The most I have ever seen are those idiots who think they are smart. What else can I achieve besides 'the ability to make people angry'?"

I don't think he's talking about me.

Hey, it seems that the emperor Fu Donglou is very troubled, with so many idiots around him.

-------------------------------------------------- --------I'm actually quite different, I don't love shopping like ordinary women.

One is to proudly maintain the image of the royal relatives. After all, it’s a bit too rural to hang around street stalls and shops. Besides, as a county chief, I don’t need to go shopping at all.Second, I don't like shopping because I don't know how to price.Quoting Jiang Huai, I exuded the aura of a fat sheep all over my body, and any vendor who saw it would want to slaughter it.

Well, I admit, the latter is the point.

Although the main street in the city is not as bustling as the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, it still has its own fun.It seems that they sell serious festive things during the New Year and festivals, but in this ordinary time, the vendors sell all kinds of things.

Of course, there are a lot of novelties in the variety, such as potatoes and sweet potatoes that have mutated their images and haven’t grown well, the pictures of spring boudoirs drawn by the artist on site, and clay figurines made by hand... By the way, the category that sells aphrodisiac aphrodisiac powder There are quite a few of them, and the folk customs are really unrestrained and lovable!

Fu Donglou stopped in front of a stone stall. It was a small cart with laminated boards on it, and there were a few grotesquely shaped and hideous stones. The stall was so crude, but it still had a famous name. Written on the cloth: The Story of the Stone.

Don't look down on their small booths, they are brands.

The street vendor piled up his face and smiled like a chrysanthemum to Fu Donglou, "Master, do you want to buy a stone? These stones are not ordinary stones. Their peculiarity is not only due to the uncanny craftsmanship of nature, It has to go through years of constant friction, it is not easy to come by, it is fate to buy it home!"

I can basically tell that this vendor's side job must be a storyteller.Just like this, someone will actually buy it, what a stupid human being, I am so worried about the IQ of the people...

Fu Donglou held up a heart-shaped stone and said to me, "This one."

The vendor yelled, "Oh, this man really has good eyesight! This heart-shaped stone is [-]% naturally formed, and it is the rarest thing to see. It is a must-have product for traveling at home, visiting friends, expressing your heart, and sending glances secretly. Look at this girl too, she is beautiful!"

I reckon the price of this thing will be pretty good too.

Sure enough, the vendor twitched his cheeks slightly, and the price he said afterwards really made my heart tremble.I knew that Fu Donglou and I formed a group exuding the aura of a fat sheep.

I didn't hesitate, and turned around when I heard the price, but I didn't want to be grabbed by the arm.

Turning around and raising my eyes, I saw Fu Donglou looking at me gravely, as if he was urging me to pay, I pursed my lips, and decided to struggle a little, "Uncle, the shape of this thing doesn't match your aura. "

"It doesn't matter, its price and aura are very suitable for me." It seems that the struggle is unsuccessful... My uncle never loves the best, he only loves the most expensive, which is really annoying.

Since I uttered all the big words just now, if I don’t buy it for him now, I will become a bully...

-------------------------------------------------- --------It was dusk and the breeze was cool. After paying the money, my purse was also very cool.

Fortunately, Fu Donglou didn't see anything else, so we safely crossed the main street and arrived at the Dingqing Bridge.

The reason why I stood under the bridge and didn't go up was because the bridge was being occupied by several couples who could blind people's eyes.They are swaying in the wind, lingering, you peck me, I touch you, you giggle, I laugh... It's just like this, it's hard for me to look straight.

But even if you don't look directly, some dirty conversations still come frequently:

"Well~~ You hate it! You say you like her, but you only want to be with her. Are you the one who likes him or the one who likes him!"

"Little baby, my brother naturally likes everything about you, your people, and your ecstasy—" when they mentioned the key words, they bit their ears.

"..." The couples flirted so passionately in public, it seems that the folk customs are too unrestrained, a little too unrestrained.

I looked on and listened with embarrassment, and then I glanced sideways at Fu Donglou.

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