the emperor is my uncle

I haven't seen each other for a long time, and the leader of the sluts will naturally not be obedient to "die farther away". He took out a "If I go to hell, you must come to be buried with me" posture, and moved me up, down, left, right, left, and right. After looking at it for a while, he opened his cheap mouth and spit out two words: "Fat."

I spared no effort to stare at him, "...Why are you so fat, and I haven't eaten your food!"

"The national treasury is going to be eaten up by you, my dear?" Jiang Huai started to babble again, "Brother, I can barely include you in the Jiang family's genealogy, come on moth, just treat it as a good deed for the people, you Let the country go, and come here to harm me alone, okay?"

I carried out as many as [-] assassination actions against Jiang Huai in my heart, and then I suppressed my urge to grab his collar and throw him over my shoulder.

"Hey, let me tell you, did some major incident happen in the womb?" He just waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I won't ask you, I can find out by pinching my fingers. Eh~~ I figured out what was found in the palace. A bottle of banned medicine that can make a gentleman turn into a slut, and a strong woman will be an asshole, isn’t that the case, my dear?”

"..." I have to say that Jiang Huai's play is so wild, and he played this schizophrenic fortune teller so vividly.

He leaned close to my ear with mischievous eyes, but smiled like a cunning fox, "Tsk tsk, don't spread the words of my brother, that medicine helps you conceive, if you give it to you beforehand, you can give it to you afterwards." A baby, be careful, guess why there is such a forbidden drug in the palace?"

"Can't you be a little brighter in your heart?" Jiang Huai has already forced me to steal my father's famous saying, "What's wrong with that? Haven't you heard the saying: If you want to love, you must love it Hearty; if you want to conceive, you have to conceive desperately. It's just a little medicine to add to the fun, do you even want to gossip about the emperor's bedtime? I really admire your shamelessness."

Jiang Huai curled up his fingers, and flicked my forehead with lightning speed, "Be careful, I think it's because the sunflower water is coming, so you're growing sexually, right? Even this is regarded as love! Where is this?" There is love? This is clearly a group of dragons and tigers fighting to hide their murderous intentions! Hey~ If I say that you are out of your mind, I will praise you, but you are clearly in a mess~"

"so what?"

"So you have to stay away from this dragon pool and tiger's lair and go home with your brother. I will ask the emperor to marry me in a while. If the emperor asks you if you want to, you can just say that you love me to death and don't marry unless I am. Listen?"

"Hahahaha," I laughed uncontrollably, "What is the reason for you to mistakenly think that people all over the world are as sick as you? Even if the princess is insane, she won't love you to death. Give up, sin livestock."

I turned around and left, and vaguely heard Jiang Huai's words in the night wind, "I know the odds are slim, but I still want to know what the consequences will be if I keep going forward, just take a gamble, sweetheart..."

I really don't understand the psychology of a gambler, Night Breeze is really a bit cold.

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I took a breath from the table, but came back with a sigh of sullenness.

Unexpectedly, just looking up, it was like a slap in the face—the thorny gang of four did not disperse, and they were still chatting vigorously around my seat.I frowned. I don't understand how obsessed they are with me!

At that time, silk and bamboo were in disarray, wine and wine were intertwined, and the singing and dancing just stopped after I came in. Heng Yue Wang Fu Di Nian took a look at me, and with a wicked corner of his mouth, he bowed his hands to Fu Dong Lou, who is high above him, and asked for instructions: "Brother, my minister I have an interesting story in my stomach, I want to tell it to cheer everyone up, I wonder if Brother Huang will agree?"

It stands to reason that Fu Dinian is full of bad ideas, and if there is a story, it must be a bad story.

The person on the throne above, after drinking a few glasses of fine wine, was overwhelmed by a lazy and comfortable expression. He pressed his hand towards the air, "You don't need to be polite, but it's okay. I'm vaguely Remember, King Heshun loves listening to stories the most, if you tell them well, I will reward you."

"Once upon a time, there was a little beast with teeth and claws. It was always making troubles and provocations in front of the trainer. The trainer liked the little beast that was overwhelmed, but he was afraid of being discovered by others..."

Jiang Huai whispered beside him: The taste is so strong, it's a love between humans and animals.

"...Later, the animal trainer hid the little beast, and the little beast obediently surrendered to the animal trainer, but it was obvious from its eyes that it was all a lie. A beast is a beast, and it is absolutely inappropriate. Keep it in captivity, otherwise it will be too late when you don't pay attention and get your blood blocked!"

After the story of King Hengyue was finished, Jiang Huai also made an evaluation statement in a low voice: It's just nonsense...

"My niece, do you think this story is interesting?" King Heng Yue suddenly turned his head and asked me.

I painfully understood, "About the story of humans and beasts, my heart has only heard "Wu Song Fights the Tiger", and I don't have much insight into other things."

My father spoke for me, "This story is very ironic of 'The Farmer and the Snake'. My heart is straight, and I have never understood stories with too much connotation."

King Hengyue laughed, "Oh, it's my fault, I made the situation cold, and I ask brother Huang to punish me."

"Then I will punish you for drinking a few more glasses," dismissed King Hengyue casually, and Fu Donglou's voice came steadily to me, "Princess Xiyuan must do her homework in the future, I don't understand this story If so, I will teach you alone in a while."

Sure enough, if it wasn't my uncle, there would be a big gap...

I raised my eyelids cautiously, like a cowardly coward, "Thanks to the emperor's instruction, I am lucky to be destined to live forever."

"The Empress Dowager is here, His Royal Highness is here——"

The eunuch announced the curtain again with that thin voice, but I don't know it yet, a pair of big hands of fate are constantly pushing me forward, trying to push me into the abyss of eternal doom...

----------------------------------------- (The author has something to say:

1. Obviously these four princes know something, what is it?Will they have some conspiracy?Please look forward to the follow-up clarification.

2. Recommend a good friend’s article→_→Mo Daobu ecstasy "Goodnight little bitch": It tells the story of how a wife was brutally abused and then returned to the abuse without me;

The taste of vanilla "Sweetness": It tells the story of a strong woman who falls in love with more than n men and kills you, come and let me cover you hehehehehe!

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