the emperor is my uncle

Two days before I got married, Jiang Huai came to make trouble for me as usual.

Under his seemingly small and fresh green robe, there is a very obscene heart hidden, "Be careful, brother, I saw a poem written by the emperor himself when I entered the palace. If you are interested, I can sing it to you." ~"

I flicked the tea leaves with the tea lid, "Shut up, you."

Again, there is nothing in this world that can stop a cheap psycho.

Jiang Huai fanned the peach blossom fan in the spring scenery of the garden, "That's as you wish, I will sing it right now, cough, my heart is full of streamers, my voice is lonely and the phoenix sings towards the sun. Spring breeze, spring rain, spring mountain road, water color mountain Just ancient makeup. Don’t talk about the beautiful face, weeds grow every year. The east wind is not green inside the palace walls, the pavilions are lonely and absurd... How? Do you think the emperor has a brilliant literary talent?"

What a sad and tactful Tibetan acrostic.

I thought it was funny, and of course I really laughed out loud. It has reached such a point, how can I decide whether to be negative or not.

I nodded and said, "Very good."

Jiang Huai was stunned for a moment, then he took a peach blossom fan and knocked on my head, "Okay, I admit that I lied just now, this is not a poem I happened to see, this is an oral order that the emperor asked me to pass on to you, you How do you express your opinion?"

I chewed the rock sugar in the tea saucer until it rattled, "Well, I'll just answer him: I'm grateful for the emperor's concern, I'm really grateful for the fate, and I'm very scared."

Jiang Huai pursed his lips and raised his eyebrows, "Do you really understand the meaning of this poem? I don't think so."

Now that he opened the window to speak frankly, I don't have to be ambiguous, "I won't run away from marriage, and I won't... wait for him."

"Changed your mind?"

I secretly told myself not to show sadness and let Jiang Huai see the truth, I drank tea again, and then said: "Yes."

If not being entangled with Fu Donglou can allow Daqi Kingdom to keep a wise king, then it is the only time I have contributed to the country since I was a child.

I contributed my future...

After hearing this, Jiang Huai sat down on the chair with no expression on his face, then reached out and snatched my tea, added three pieces of rock sugar to it by himself, and drank it slowly.

I tapped the table with my index finger and asked him, "Where should the hand calluses be for a person who holds a sword all the year round?"

Jiang Huai looked up at me, "There are palms, tiger's mouth, and fingertips, what's wrong?"

I smiled and said, "It's nothing." After thinking about it, I said again, "It means that there is not much between the two fingers, right?"

"Nonsense, is it possible to chop people with a sword between two fingers? If you don't kill someone, let the other party laugh to death! But if you want to, use two fingers to pinch flies more. After a long time of practice, you can also kill people." Can make cocoons."

Jiang Huai's words were rough and reasonable, but they didn't prevent me from falling into deep thought. Lian Zheng sent me home that day, and he held my hand on the way. Because I was not used to it, my spirit was highly sensitive at that time, that is, at that time At that time, I realized that there was something wrong with the calluses on Lian Zheng's hands, but I couldn't tell what was wrong.

"Anyway, I reckon that even if I go to snatch the marriage at that time, you will definitely not go with me. So next time we meet, you will marry someone else's wife. From now on, let's have a good baby." Jiang Huai said As soon as the teacup was put down, he got up and muttered, "Then I'm leaving..."

I lowered my head to think about things, I didn't even look at Jiang Huai, "Get lost."

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On that day of great rejoicing, all the people in the city came to watch the excitement. No matter how much they despised me in their hearts, they still had face.

As expected, the one who didn't show up was the current Saint Fu Donglou.

After paying homage to heaven and earth, Lian Zheng was going to accompany guests outside, and I was about to be sent into the bridal chamber, but when I heard a sound of exclamation and booing behind me, I stopped, pulled off my hijab full of excitement and looked over—but I was drunk The red-faced Jiang Huai was holding the wine jar, making things hard for Lian Zheng.

Lian Zheng resolutely declined and said: "Master Jiang, Lian has a bad stomach, so he shouldn't drink too much, and he still looks at Haihan."

Jiang Huai didn't know how to write the word "Haihan" since he was a child. He held up the wine and said, "Groom officer, you just have a bad stomach. It's okay, as long as your kidneys are good, come on, now you don't need to brag. If you are strong, you will embrace the beauty, and there is no reason not to drink the wedding wine."

"Yes, yes, the bridal chamber is more interesting when you are drunk!"

"Drink! Drink! Drink!"

……

The people around were as if they had been beaten with chicken blood. Those who didn't know it thought that these were the troublemakers hired by Jiang Huai.

The bridegroom officer refused to give Jiang Huai face, and blocked it with his arms, but Jiang Huai's five elements were wicked, so he poured the wine in the jar directly, and then yelled in horror, "Oh, I'm sorry, the groom officer, I slippery."

Lian Zheng's wedding dress was damp, and his body smelled like alcohol, but he smiled slightly, cupped his hands and said, "Everyone, please excuse me and change clothes first, and then have fun with everyone." After finishing speaking, Lian Zheng Then entered the room.

I stood where I was, everyone regarded me as air, and continued to eat, drink, laugh and make noise.

Jiang Huai was so drunk that he was mentally weak, but he still didn't easily retreat from the line of fire. He staggered to me and built a pergola between his eyebrows with his palm to look into the distance: "Look, my dear, the clouds above the palace are about to cry. "

Knowing that it is not appropriate to get angry on a big day, I controlled myself not to even frown, "Your eyes are wet, I think you are going to cry, right?"

Jiang Huai's alcohol was obviously on his face, he fanned himself with the palm of his hand, "I'm so embarrassed, I let you say it right."

I rested my forehead with one hand, "How childish, Lian Zheng and I are already married, and he can't divorce me, isn't your trouble with him the same as trouble with me..."

He quibbled, "I didn't make a fuss, I was drunk, my sincerity was exchanged for wine, and I drank it for several years, so maybe I will be drunk for decades, what should I do, be careful?"

I lifted the hem of my wedding dress, said "I'm too lazy to talk to you" and went to find Lian Zheng.

But when I opened the door, Lian Zheng was naked, and I accidentally saw his shoulder blades, and my heart stopped instantly!

Fu Donglou once said to me that it doesn't matter if a woman's head is empty, the key is not to get in water.

But he didn't tell me what to do if a woman's head gets in the water accidentally...