False eunuch: starting from the attack on the empress
Chapter 42 Please take a bath
Chapter 42 Please take a bath
"I know you need to go to the bathroom, I just need to watch over you,"
"Although I am a eunuch, I think we still need the proper etiquette. If word spreads about your behavior, how should I behave?"
"Then I'll just turn around. I won't look at you."
"Are you going to the bathroom?"
It was quite perfect for Chen Ye to have this woman's back turned to him, especially because his pants were very discreet.
"I'm a human being, so I'm sure about going to the toilet."
"Then if you go to the bathroom inside, I have to wait for you outside. If the assassin comes..."
"Then what do you say about this matter?"
"How about the two of us solve it together. Anyway, you don't think I think too much. It's really nothing to do with this kind of thing."
"Didn't you just say this?"
"I have thought carefully about this matter, and I think it is better for this situation. After all, I am a eunuch, and you think it's okay to be together, isn't it?"
You actually think that there is nothing wrong with this guy's logic, so you squat down slowly, and Li Qian's face is very red when she comes out of the toilet. After all, he is a girl, and she also went to the toilet with a eunuch. Very ashamed.
"grown ups……"
The girl thought Chen Ye did something inside, but in fact he was a very serious eunuch.
"It's nothing. Just prepare the bath water for me. I'm going to take a bath next."
When the girl heard this, she immediately got ready to take a bath. Chen Ye walked into the bathroom and hung the clothes directly on the screen, while Li Qian stood by and saw that Chen Ye's muscles were so tight all over. , Li Qian is also very confused about this matter. This figure definitely does not look like a eunuch.
"I just became a eunuch not long ago, so my figure won't change."
The technique he practices can hide his identity, but his body shape cannot be hidden. This problem is very troublesome. He can still make such an excuse at this time, but how to explain it in the future, it seems that he will have to find a way soon.
"Do you want to take a shower with me?"
Li Qian's doubts made Chen Ye ask again, do you want to wash them together? Women's figures are not in line with common sense. Simply put, they don't belong to physics. There is nothing to worry about with such a big body. Regarding the problem of gravity, Chen Ye really wanted to know what the problem was. Is it fake? Were there such bras here in ancient times?
"I think you can take a bath, right? Why don't you tell me that you never know how to take a bath? How can such a beautiful girl not take a bath?"
"How could I not take a shower? We girls all love to be clean."
Although he has been serving as a warrior on the battlefield, he still likes fragrance and is very clean.
"That's right. If I take a shower now and you take a shower, then you won't be able to be inseparable. After all, the shower time must be very long. You can't just flush the water all at once. Is it over?"
"Think about it again, if you take a bath for a long time and I am assassinated by an assassin outside, then I am finished, so I think you should take a bath with me now. After all, I am just a eunuch, you don't need to be afraid! "
This logic is very smooth, and there is no problem at all. What a logic genius!
Li Qian thought about it carefully and felt that this matter was very right. Chen Ye was like a eunuch in front of him anyway, and he felt that Chen Ye's muscles were so strong. If he said that he was not tempted, it would be a lie. of.
When she thought of this, Li Qian hung her clothes directly on the screen, while Chen Ye watched the whole process.
"You have a really good figure. Did you get it from regular exercise or from training for war?"
Chen Ye was loyal and honest, and he spoke from the truth in his heart. After all, this grandson is really great.
"Of course you are not a eunuch? Why do you care so much about your figure?" When Li Jian said this, he was so shy that he wanted to stand up and run away.
"Of course you appreciate how often the princess and I take baths, so you don't have to be so shy."
Chen Ye could see that you were born to run away, so he naturally wanted to move Xu Ningxue out and then suppress the factory.
After hearing Chen Ye mention Xu Ningxue's name, he naturally breathed a sigh of relief. Thinking about it, it was right. Chen Ye often bathed with the princess when she was there, so why was he so unable to let go?
"What you said is absolutely correct. You used to often accompany the princess to bathe."
Li Qian figured it out that she would not be so reserved. Li Qian picked up the towel and wiped herself casually.
When Chen Ye saw this situation, he couldn't wait to pounce on her the next moment. To be honest, the best advantage of being a fake eunuch is that you, the beautiful woman will not have any defense, but the disadvantage is that you can only stare from the side.
"How about I come and give you a bath, and then the two of us can help each other."
After Chen Ye finished speaking, he snatched the towel from Li Qian's hand regardless of whether someone was willing, and then began to rub it from her neck down.
"The princess likes it best when I give her a bath."
When Chen Ye saw Li Qian trying to dodge in front of him, he immediately moved Xu Ningxue out.
Li Qian felt that this situation seemed to be that even the princesses could let Chen Ye take a bath, so what couldn't she do? Besides, she could still enjoy the treatment brought by the princess.
"Then I'll trouble you, sir."
Li Qian felt a little ashamed. She always felt that she was happy, and then she took advantage of Chen Ye. The two of them took a bath like this for a while before they walked out of the bathroom. The girl had already prepared Chen Ye's clothes. Li Qian's change of clothes was brought from outside. Just now, Chen Ye asked the girl to get the clothes. Naturally, the girl was a little reluctant, so she deliberately delayed there.
Of course, after I changed my clothes, I went back to my room to read, and then I went to the yard to practice my marksmanship.
The shovel in Chen Ye's hand is like a dragon gushing over the river. When you look at it like this, you feel strange. This person has such a masculine temperament, why is he a eunuch?
Could it be that I just took a bath with a man and even rubbed each other?
Li Qian's face naturally felt a little hot when she thought of this!
This is absolutely impossible!
Li Qian quickly dismissed this idea, because Chen Ye did often accompany the princess to bathe. Everyone in the West Palace knew about this.
If Chen Ye is not a eunuch, then isn't the princess...
so.Chen Ye must be a eunuch.
After Li Qian confirmed this idea, she felt relieved.
(End of this chapter)
"I know you need to go to the bathroom, I just need to watch over you,"
"Although I am a eunuch, I think we still need the proper etiquette. If word spreads about your behavior, how should I behave?"
"Then I'll just turn around. I won't look at you."
"Are you going to the bathroom?"
It was quite perfect for Chen Ye to have this woman's back turned to him, especially because his pants were very discreet.
"I'm a human being, so I'm sure about going to the toilet."
"Then if you go to the bathroom inside, I have to wait for you outside. If the assassin comes..."
"Then what do you say about this matter?"
"How about the two of us solve it together. Anyway, you don't think I think too much. It's really nothing to do with this kind of thing."
"Didn't you just say this?"
"I have thought carefully about this matter, and I think it is better for this situation. After all, I am a eunuch, and you think it's okay to be together, isn't it?"
You actually think that there is nothing wrong with this guy's logic, so you squat down slowly, and Li Qian's face is very red when she comes out of the toilet. After all, he is a girl, and she also went to the toilet with a eunuch. Very ashamed.
"grown ups……"
The girl thought Chen Ye did something inside, but in fact he was a very serious eunuch.
"It's nothing. Just prepare the bath water for me. I'm going to take a bath next."
When the girl heard this, she immediately got ready to take a bath. Chen Ye walked into the bathroom and hung the clothes directly on the screen, while Li Qian stood by and saw that Chen Ye's muscles were so tight all over. , Li Qian is also very confused about this matter. This figure definitely does not look like a eunuch.
"I just became a eunuch not long ago, so my figure won't change."
The technique he practices can hide his identity, but his body shape cannot be hidden. This problem is very troublesome. He can still make such an excuse at this time, but how to explain it in the future, it seems that he will have to find a way soon.
"Do you want to take a shower with me?"
Li Qian's doubts made Chen Ye ask again, do you want to wash them together? Women's figures are not in line with common sense. Simply put, they don't belong to physics. There is nothing to worry about with such a big body. Regarding the problem of gravity, Chen Ye really wanted to know what the problem was. Is it fake? Were there such bras here in ancient times?
"I think you can take a bath, right? Why don't you tell me that you never know how to take a bath? How can such a beautiful girl not take a bath?"
"How could I not take a shower? We girls all love to be clean."
Although he has been serving as a warrior on the battlefield, he still likes fragrance and is very clean.
"That's right. If I take a shower now and you take a shower, then you won't be able to be inseparable. After all, the shower time must be very long. You can't just flush the water all at once. Is it over?"
"Think about it again, if you take a bath for a long time and I am assassinated by an assassin outside, then I am finished, so I think you should take a bath with me now. After all, I am just a eunuch, you don't need to be afraid! "
This logic is very smooth, and there is no problem at all. What a logic genius!
Li Qian thought about it carefully and felt that this matter was very right. Chen Ye was like a eunuch in front of him anyway, and he felt that Chen Ye's muscles were so strong. If he said that he was not tempted, it would be a lie. of.
When she thought of this, Li Qian hung her clothes directly on the screen, while Chen Ye watched the whole process.
"You have a really good figure. Did you get it from regular exercise or from training for war?"
Chen Ye was loyal and honest, and he spoke from the truth in his heart. After all, this grandson is really great.
"Of course you are not a eunuch? Why do you care so much about your figure?" When Li Jian said this, he was so shy that he wanted to stand up and run away.
"Of course you appreciate how often the princess and I take baths, so you don't have to be so shy."
Chen Ye could see that you were born to run away, so he naturally wanted to move Xu Ningxue out and then suppress the factory.
After hearing Chen Ye mention Xu Ningxue's name, he naturally breathed a sigh of relief. Thinking about it, it was right. Chen Ye often bathed with the princess when she was there, so why was he so unable to let go?
"What you said is absolutely correct. You used to often accompany the princess to bathe."
Li Qian figured it out that she would not be so reserved. Li Qian picked up the towel and wiped herself casually.
When Chen Ye saw this situation, he couldn't wait to pounce on her the next moment. To be honest, the best advantage of being a fake eunuch is that you, the beautiful woman will not have any defense, but the disadvantage is that you can only stare from the side.
"How about I come and give you a bath, and then the two of us can help each other."
After Chen Ye finished speaking, he snatched the towel from Li Qian's hand regardless of whether someone was willing, and then began to rub it from her neck down.
"The princess likes it best when I give her a bath."
When Chen Ye saw Li Qian trying to dodge in front of him, he immediately moved Xu Ningxue out.
Li Qian felt that this situation seemed to be that even the princesses could let Chen Ye take a bath, so what couldn't she do? Besides, she could still enjoy the treatment brought by the princess.
"Then I'll trouble you, sir."
Li Qian felt a little ashamed. She always felt that she was happy, and then she took advantage of Chen Ye. The two of them took a bath like this for a while before they walked out of the bathroom. The girl had already prepared Chen Ye's clothes. Li Qian's change of clothes was brought from outside. Just now, Chen Ye asked the girl to get the clothes. Naturally, the girl was a little reluctant, so she deliberately delayed there.
Of course, after I changed my clothes, I went back to my room to read, and then I went to the yard to practice my marksmanship.
The shovel in Chen Ye's hand is like a dragon gushing over the river. When you look at it like this, you feel strange. This person has such a masculine temperament, why is he a eunuch?
Could it be that I just took a bath with a man and even rubbed each other?
Li Qian's face naturally felt a little hot when she thought of this!
This is absolutely impossible!
Li Qian quickly dismissed this idea, because Chen Ye did often accompany the princess to bathe. Everyone in the West Palace knew about this.
If Chen Ye is not a eunuch, then isn't the princess...
so.Chen Ye must be a eunuch.
After Li Qian confirmed this idea, she felt relieved.
(End of this chapter)
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