The origin of the universe

"No, dear Xiao, let's block it, you run for your life." Liz was unwilling.

Xiao Yu's voice resounded in space: "Listen to me, this time I am the captain, and I will be in charge of everything."

"Hahaha, none of you can escape." The old woman laughed ghostly.

"God, please show yourself and help us."

"Dear God, your people are threatened, please save us."

"Great God, you are worshiped by the world, now we ask for your help, please show up."

Inside, the gringos chanted chants one after another.

"Hahaha, who is the God in your mouth?" The old woman was very arrogant, and the crutch in her hand seemed to strike at any time, which made people notice and worry.

"God, come on, we're done."

Xiao Yu yelled: "Mike, your bird god won't come to help, and it's useless for you to break your throat."

"Dear Xiao, where are your Chinese gods? Please pray quickly and let him save us."

"Don't worry, we can only rely on ourselves."

"No..." Mike yelled again, "God, I love you..."

"God, I miss you!"

"God, I beg you!"

"God, please open your eyes."

"God, I fucked your whole family and fucked your ancestors...you abandoned us."

At this time, Mike really gave up and stopped talking.

"Hahaha..." The old woman laughed loudly: "Mortals, it's really interesting. I will give you a chance to call, but I want to see if you can really call someone out."

Mike and the others were speechless, and they yelled for a long time, and they didn't even show the shadow of God, so it would be useless to keep yelling.

"Why? Stop barking? If you don't bark, I'm going to send you on your way."

Xiao Yu stood up, pointed at the old woman through the window, and cursed: "You bastard, if we gods are here, are you a fart? Damn you, people are not human, ghosts are not ghosts, and you don't wear makeup! The makeup is beautiful. Just like you, even being a ghost can scare the dead back to life, fuck!"

"Wow ha ha ha..." Mike and others laughed.

The old woman trembled all over in anger, and said sharply: "Little devil, just show off your tongue, I will smash your corpses into thousands of pieces."

Xiao Yu was already determined to die, and shouted: "Gui Po, if you let me scream three times, our gods haven't appeared yet, so I will do as you please, how about it?"

The old woman's expression eased, and she said, "Immortal? Isn't it God?"

"Tch, God has Alzheimer's disease, rheumatism, and bird flu, and is being treated in heaven, so no matter how hard we try, he won't be able to make it through."

"Oh, so your gods will come?"

"Yes, definitely. When the time comes, don't just run away."

"Okay, I will personally meet the so-called gods in your mouth." The old woman smiled.

Inside the battleship, Xiao Yu lowered his voice and said: "The old witch thought we were having fun, so she gave us time. She will distract her attention when she shouts a second time later, and then, you take the opportunity to launch the 'super-light speed' Centrifuge', combined with the space jump, should be able to escape."

"Xiao..."

"Don't talk, just listen to me."

After Xiao Yu finished speaking, he coughed and shouted to the outside: "I'm going to start." After speaking, he folded his hands together in a dignified manner, and said brokenly: "The sky is lingling, the earth is lingling, the myriads of things Buddha Qi manifested, Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong, Nezha, Tathagata Buddha, come quickly."

"The gods come quickly." Xiao Yu raised his hands high and shouted.

The surroundings are extremely quiet, and the breathing sound inside the battleship can be heard.

"Are you here?" The old woman's playful voice came in.

Xiao Yu rolled his eyes back and forth, and said awkwardly: "Ha, it may be because the characters I called are too old, they are all asleep and can't hear, come again."

He put his hands together again, winked his eyebrows, and said to himself: "Call someone from abroad to try." After finishing speaking, he turned around a few times, and suddenly shouted: "Transformers, Superman, Batman, Ultraman, You fucking help."

When the sound came out, Mike Nine were dumbfounded.

"Xiao, why do you call people from China so affectionate? Why are you yelling at people from other countries?" Liz was puzzled.

Xiao Yu quickly winked: "Damn it, are you still leaving?"

"Hahaha, the play is over, you should die too." The old woman laughed wildly, raised her cane violently, and instantly became extremely huge. It was ten thousand feet long and over a hundred feet thick, and it smashed down on the space battleship.

"Oh, no..." Inside the battleship, everyone went out in shock.

"Lin Xiao, come and save us..." Xiao Yu screamed desperately at the last moment.

"Boom, boom!"

The explosion that shook the mountain and Liyue sounded, and a group of dazzling white light pierced the entire star field extremely bright.

"Are we... dead?" Facing the white light in front of the battleship, Xiao Yu and the others lost their minds.

"boom!"

There was a final explosion, the white light disappeared, and everything returned to silence.

"Oh God, we're not dead. God, we love you!" Mike exclaimed excitedly.

Xiao Yu stabilized his figure, stared at the front of the battleship, and said excitedly: "Mike, don't talk nonsense, you can see clearly, he is your God?"

"Forehead……"

The nine Mike followed the sound, and suddenly found a black figure standing in front of the window of the space battleship, holding the old woman's crutch in his hand.

Not far away, the old woman clasped her wrists with both hands, her face was horrified, blood was bleeding from the corner of her mouth, and she remained motionless.

"God..." Mike and the others jumped onto the windowsill and slapped hard.

The black figure turned around slowly, revealing a handsome, cold face.

"He is... Lin Xiao!" Xiao Yu shouted wildly, not knowing where to put his hands and feet in excitement.

"Lin Xiao, he's Lin Xiao!" Mike and the others also recognized him and shouted in a low voice.

"Lin Xiao, Lin Xiao, god, god..." Inside the battleship, Xiao Yu's ten people went crazy, screaming and jumping.

Lin Xiao smiled at them, then turned to face the old woman.

"You are Lin Xiao? The master of the Xingchen Gate?" The old woman's expression paled.

Lin Xiao snorted coldly: "Zhuodan, do you know him?"

"What? Did you kill him?"

"Yes, now, it's your turn."

The old woman trembled all over, turned and ran.

Lin Xiao's starry eyes flashed brightly, and the cane shot out from his hand.

"Wow!"

The howling was earth-shattering, the old woman was pierced by the crutches, and looked at the bloody hole in her chest in horror.

next moment--

"boom!"

The crone burst open, raining blood.

Lin Xiao sent out a palm from a distance, gathering the broken corpses of the old woman, and then pressed the void, and the ashes disappeared, leaving nothing behind.

The interstellar butcher and the dark empire in the rear, even more like birds and beasts, scattered in a herd, running cleanly.

Inside the battleship, Xiao Yu's ten people stared dumbfounded and held their breath.

"Higher universe, how many of you can die?" After speaking, he stepped into the battleship.

"Immortals..." Xiao Yu's eyes were filled with admiration, and the stars shone wildly.

Mike touched his head and cursed: "Your god, I don't believe you anymore."

"Are you from Earth?" Lin Xiao asked straight to the point.

"Yes, we were ordered to come here to find reinforcements and help the earth." Xiao Yu was still very excited, facing Lin Xiao, he couldn't help himself.

"What's the situation on Earth?"

"When we came here, we could barely maintain it. As for now, because the distance is too far, we can't contact, and we don't know."

Lin Xiao said heavily: "It should not be very good, it seems that my feeling is right."

"Immortal, you... do you want to return to Earth?"

"Yes, I'll go back and have a look."

"Great, when you go back, there are tens of thousands of troops on top, no aliens, no advanced technology, no farts."

"You go to Planet Aiwei first, I still have something to do."

"Ah, but gods, we don't know the exact coordinates."

Lin Xiao stretched out his hand to touch him, a white light entered, and said, "You know now?"

Xiao Yu said happily: "Understood, so there are still our people up there."

"Go quickly. When you go outside the planet, don't break in. After their people come out, you say to find a girl named Zi Jing. When you see her, say that I asked you to find her Yes. By the way, here you are."

With that said, Lin Xiao waved his hand, and a black video camera appeared.

"This……"

"If you give this to her, she will believe that I asked you to find it."

"God, what are you going to do? Can we help?"

Lin Xiao smiled: "You should go back, you will die in vain if you go." When the words fell, he disappeared directly.

"Wow, shit!" Seeing this, Xiao Yu's face flushed with excitement.

"Guys..." Mike looked at Liz and the others.

In the end, all nine members of Mike stretched out their middle fingers and said loudly, "Your uncle, God!"

The sound came out, and the space battleship flew away.