long live together

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There are rumors in the rivers and lakes that men are all angels playing mahjong in the sky. Because they heard the call of love, they broke their wings and came to the world to pick up girls.

Therefore, women should cherish your angel baby, take care of him, take care of him, don't quarrel, let alone pinch and bite their ears.To have sex with them, to wash their clothes, to beat their shoulders, to squeeze their backs, to give them a massage, and to give birth to their babies is the right way to go.

Men want face, but women hope that men can become more realistic in reality, and face often not only hurts a man's face, but also breaks a woman's heart, but unfortunately, a man's face is very important.

So Lei Luo said strangely: "When it comes to this matter, I don't understand. Why do women and men feel heavy pressure?"

Shu Qing thought for a while, and showed a puzzled expression: "Yeah, why don't men like to marry excellent women. But I just don't want to marry, not that I don't want to have a relationship with them. For example, I, Shu Qing, hehe, I don’t know how many ambiguous love letters I have received.”

Lei Luo immediately asked her nervously to hand over the list, and he wanted to personally warn these people who sneaked into Mr. Lei's head.

"Oh, it's very simple." Ye Zi said with a smile: "Generally, smart women are not easy to deceive. As for men, based on my observation, experience, and analysis of this man in our family, men clearly focus on lower body thinking. Animals. He's fine if he has a conscience, but hell if he doesn't. If a woman is too smart, the man will obviously be tired, because the time cost of picking up girls will far exceed His prediction, this is exactly the same as doing business not only making no money but also losing interest."

"Yezi, don't you speak so badly about men, okay?" Lei Luo argued: "Although men don't consider their brains, thinking and character when they first look at women, they only care about their size and their ass. There is no flexibility to consider, but if men want to have a serious relationship, men will also consider the background of these women, such as how many times they have been in love, such as whether they are a woman who is very focused on relationships."

But he said again: "But it has nothing to do with whether the woman is outstanding. For example, when I first fell in love with Shu Qing, she was outstanding, but I still fell in love with her without hesitation."

"That clearly shows that the lower part of your head is much more developed than the upper part." Shu Qing sighed, and said quite proudly, "It's impossible for me to stop my beautiful appearance with reason."

"I think the biggest reason why men don't like smart women is that smart women are dangerous." Xu Ying sighed, "Stupid women are usually timid, and they won't trouble men when it's over. But smart women know There are many things, so I will think about how to get revenge, lawyers, laws, and various means to make this man's life into a mess, it will definitely not make it easy for the man."

Lei Luo said helplessly: "My wife, don't teach the children badly when you have a big belly. Before you were so smart, I was not afraid of you at all. Now when you say it, I am very afraid of you."

"Then why don't you treat me badly?" Xu Ying rolled her eyes at Lei Luo, but there was more tenderness in her eyes.

This question makes women interested. They don't understand why good women are not loved, but those women with average looks and not very smart minds often have a good man and a good relationship.

This seems to be confirming a famous saying that has been circulating among men for a long time: good cabbage is made by pigs.And the good guy lets the dinosaur run away.

"Take this Chen Jingjing as an example. I think she is excellent." Lei Luo said seriously: "Really, even if I don't know you, I would not think about talking to her, although she has always been my dream. Lover." The fierce woman rushed up and beat Lei Luo until he screamed.

"Listen to me."

Lei Luo struggled, being pinched and beaten by pink fists all over his body, so happy.

"Really, a man, especially a man like me, must have face. For example, Xu Ying, she is also a very smart and dazzling girl, although it is said that the two of us got married because we got pregnant first and had children. But if I knew her, I would pursue her, and it would be a very passionate one." Xu Ying was very happy, and asked, "Why?"

"You are low-key. When you have clients, you will say important things and remind me, but you will not make people feel your wisdom, but make people feel that I am wise. This feeling is very important to men. Important. It’s also at home, you just stay with me quietly, anyway, you do everything you can do first, and you always think about it from my point of view. This feeling is also very important for men, so I feel You are a daughter-in-law."

Xu Ying stared with displeased eyes.

Lei Luo hurried to her, "Listen to me. If you do anything, I will help you, and my heart hurts when I see you move. It's just that you have this kind of heart, which will really move men, especially I have feelings." Xu Ying smiled: "I hate it, I really know how to flatter."

Shu Qing said: "Then what are my benefits?!" This girl likes to show off the most, and she likes to hear Lei Luo say good things about her.

Lei Luo sniffed and said: "Didn't you say that you can conquer me as soon as you are beautiful? Compared with your beauty, the other benefits are nothing to mention. It is the competition between the firefly and the bright moon."

Shu Qing gave Lei Luo a white look.

"I think if this woman is too successful, she will make men feel inferior."

"Maybe, but it won't be too powerful. I think this is exaggerated." Lei Luo defended the man: "Then successful women don't get married? It doesn't exist."

"Everyone has low self-esteem, just like me, husband, I always feel that I owe you." Shu Qing smiled and acted like a baby to Lei Luo, which was her trump card.

"In the past, my aunt was a very powerful woman. After visiting more than a dozen supermarkets, she was a strong woman." Ye Zi said seriously: "My aunt really likes to lose her temper with her. Although they are both old and have a son, but Sometimes when they come to our house as guests, my aunt really likes to get angry with my aunt. At that time, I didn’t understand why my aunt was so good, rich and capable, why would she be angry with this guy who stayed at home all day and played mahjong The man kept his voice low. Now I understand that successful women have a hard time living."

"According to what you say, a man who can marry a smart woman is simply a man among men." Lei Luo said thoughtfully.

"To see if a man is exceptional, sometimes it depends on whether he has a very smart woman by his side." Xu Ying said with a smile: "Lei Luo, you see that you now have these three beautiful and smart women to help you, Don't you feel a sense of accomplishment, it means you are a man among men!"

As the women talked, they began to sympathize with that Chen Jingjing.So Lei Luo was encouraged to go.Lei Luo, who didn't want to do such a thankless job, couldn't help but have a lot of opinions.

"Aren't you afraid that Chen Jingjing and I will start a raging love affair, or something else?" Lei Luo was a little surprised.

"Come on, if you two really get along, there are more chopsticks in the house anyway, but we just bet you and her will not get along. It's nothing else, that woman doesn't know how many tabloid reporters can be attracted in a day, if you can survive live, and we will not object."

"Yeah, if I really meet this woman's mother, I'll have to walk around with my face covered every day. I can't live a life like this. Especially recently, what tabloid reporters like to do is to shake the door, A door within a door, a handle door, and a balcony door."

Considering the seriousness of the consequences, Lei Luo felt that caution is the kingly way.

On Friday, Lei Luo changed into very black clothes and a hat, and was going to visit Chen Jingjing's mother and have a light meal at the same time.Chen Jingjing couldn't help being a little annoyed when she saw that he had changed into such an outfit: "What are you doing? It's not a spy movie, so you change for me. I have been thinking about it for a long time, my mother, and I have already prepared another set for you." She took a suit from the car and threw it to Lei Luo.

"A suit again?"

Lei Luo couldn't help being a little nervous and said: "You know, I always wear a suit on camera. Didn't you say that your mother doesn't like people in the circle, so you still want me to wear a suit?"

"It's okay, I've already prepared fake beards and wigs for you. Anyway, your hair is quite short. Put on makeup and keep it safe. My mother thought you were a 35-year-old middle-aged man with a successful career. Hey, she already told me I have lost hope of finding a handsome young man. In fact, I am a very strange person. Others don’t like me looking for such a guy. I still have a natural stupidity for handsome boys.”

"That's called cute." As an otaku, Lei Luo immediately filled her with this otaku culture.

"Moe?"

Lei Luo nodded seriously: "Meng, you can also call it a control, the meaning is similar, but the grammar used is slightly different. For example, I am a nude control, silk charm control is right, and a nurse control, think about it carefully The cosplay of game characters also fascinates me..."

He was thinking about it fascinatedly, but was punched on the nose by Chen Jingjing: "Go and change my clothes, when will you be able to use your normal brain to think about the problem? This is a major event in my life that I really want."

The two have known each other for quite a long time, and they are about the same age. To be honest, Lei Luo has never been a man with a state of ideological awareness. He's obsessed with those popular gadgets that people who consider themselves tall and heroic don't like, and he even likes video games.

And Chen Jingjing obviously also has such a mentality.

Although she is shrewd and well-known in the circle, she is also a woman of temperament.Although her career is booming and she has made a lot of money, she also likes to play games, read novels for young girls, write blogs on the Internet, and chat about vulgar things with her favorite girlfriends.

People are made for vulgarity.

It is precisely this common language that makes two people who were life and death enemies now become good friends.

"I said the ugly thing before."

Lei Luo said solemnly, "Busy, I'll help you, but you can't fall in love with me. You know how many women there are in my family. No matter how good a man's health is, he can't stand a group of women to destroy him. You have to think carefully, even if you If you fall in love with me, I will not have any results with you."

"Go to hell."

Chen Jingjing landed on Lei Luo's car and sat in the passenger seat.

"Didn't you always drive before? I'm not very good at driving, and there are so many cars here, I always have to pay attention to the left and right rules, which is very troublesome."

"My mother is very traditional."

Chen Jingjing sighed, "If I were driving, my mother would wonder if there is something wrong with your health or EQ, why would you let a woman drive." "No, it's also important."

"You can be my mother if you don't care?" Chen Jingjing looked very excited, "Look at me, I'm like a flower and like a jade, and I can always be in the top ten in China. Why doesn't anyone want me? That's not true. Possibly! It’s because I don’t like others. Really, I just don’t like it, it’s called being particular. It’s about who I learned it from, of course I followed my mother.”

Lei Luo started the car, and asked a little nervously: "Hey, your mother is so particular, but you make me look like a spy again, will this cause another situation?" There are over 30 years old, not only very wretched, but also has a feeling that makes people want to laugh.

"You don't have to worry about that."

"Why don't I worry about this!" Lei Luo said seriously: "I am a man who is very responsible for work and life. If you ask me to do this, I want to help you do it well. You can't do rework. We will solve this practical problem once and for all, and try to make your mother happy. Once you go back, you won't force you, and you won't force me. By the way, you told me last time What do you guys think about the wife opening a beauty salon?"

"I'm looking for land. Hey, the wife of your family has a big belly. The other two are the same as me. They are the kind of owners who are not very good at doing business. We can't let a girl with a big belly help us bargain, right? , that’s really inhuman.”

"By the way, your wife has been here for more than five months now. As a father, I will give you a task."

"What mission?"

"Recognize me as a godmother."

"That won't work. You are still a big yellow girl, and you can't be a mother. And there are already many people who are modestly booking this position. I can't favor one person over another. I will give you this opportunity first." Lei Luo said seriously, "We want Make a ceremony and draw lots."

"You don't need to agree, I just let you know. Last time in that beauty gym, Xu Ying already agreed." Taking a small mirror, Chen Jingjing sexyly wiped her rouge lips.

Lei Luo was very angry, it was too much, this father was too worthless.