I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 1

"This is Ping'an funeral shop, and I am funeral anchor Zhang Lingtian."

"Our shop is open 365 days a year and provides one-stop funeral and interment services, including professional guidance, negotiating agreements, getting dressed, picking up the hearse, setting up the farewell hall, making up and encoffining, saying goodbye to the remains, cremation into boxes, and burial of ashes. "

"There are also many options for burial ceremonies, ranging from simple to grand. If necessary, we will guide you in choosing cemetery supplies and burial objects, choosing an auspicious date for burial, etc."

"Welcome to call the 24-hour funeral consultation hotline, 508886**"

Douyin.

The handsome young man in front of the screen flicked the videos he posted on various platforms early in the morning.

"Bah, bah, bah! Click on it unintentionally, bad luck go away!"

"Amitabha, I hope that the host will be dusty, and that the world will be free from disease."

"How did you get this thing! Are funerals so complicated these days, and they are still putting on short video platforms to attract business!"

"Handsome guy, change your career, you can rely on your face for being so handsome, why do you have to buy things from the underworld!"

……

"Little brother, as long as you want, I will take care of you. My phone number is 188***908**."

"Handsome guy, is there any interest in the Qingma Club? You can easily earn 30 a month and reach the pinnacle of your life."

"Oh, as always."

His name is Zhang Lingtian.

After rebirth, he inherited a funeral shop.

Looking at the barrage and private messages, he sighed.

In this era of Internet deluge, it seems that not everyone can enjoy dividends.

I was thinking of getting some business on the short video platform.

As a result, several videos were released on more than a dozen platforms, and Douyin, the one with the most traffic, only had 886 fans, most of whom were women.

Private messages are even more unsightly.

Call him unlucky!

Persuade him to change his career to become a good-looking anchor.

Others are the person in charge of a certain club, saying that he will lead him to the pinnacle of life with a monthly income of 30.

It is impossible to go into the sea, even in this life.

Zhang Lingtian turned off the video with the highest playback volume of [-].

Made a cup of tea.

By the way, Douyin was brushed up.

The days of Baishipu are indeed a bit sluggish.

After experiencing Bai Dachang's dancing posture that more than a dozen monks praised wildly.

"Old rules, fans print out the posthumous photos first!"

Zhang Lingtian came across a video host named Brother Jiyang.

Click.

A still photo appeared in the video.

"Playing so fancy?"

Just wanted to paddle away.

As a result, this posthumous photo attracted him.

After all, Baishipu often deals with black-and-white photos, so it feels kind inexplicably.

But the living people are actually very taboo about this thing.

Ten seconds.

The camera moves, a white balance car is parked on the eaves of a tall building.

"Brothers, today Brother Yang will take you to challenge the 55th floor to drive a balance car!"

Brother Yang is full of madness.

Stepping on the 55th floor, the self-balancing car stopped at the pick-out part, and drove without protection!
"???"

"Brother Yang, be careful."

"This video can only be shot at noon, and accidents will happen sooner or later."

"Brother, find an assembly line to work. If you don't have money, you can earn your life. If you don't have anything, you'll have nothing."

"Every time I watch this kind of video, my palms keep sweating. Is this a fear of heights?"

"If you die on a tall building with a lot of traffic, you might die if you fall. People who don't respect their own lives won't take other people's lives seriously, so they're blacklisted!"

The comment area exploded directly.

And as he wished, the number of fans is also soaring.

"Come on, let's experience the first-person perspective!!"

The next moment, the adrenalin of the audience in the live broadcast room soared.

The heart is beating wildly across the screen.

Because Brother Yang has no safety measures, he even held a selfie stick in one hand to drive the balance car on the very dangerous eaves. to the wall.

Only one centimeter away from falling! !
If you are not careful, you will be in the abyss!
Bloody! !

Compared with the water friends whose hearts and eyelids are beating wildly and their adrenaline soaring in the live broadcast room.

Brother Yang on the top of the building stared at the data from ear to ear.

Since the first-person acrobatics, the number of fans has increased by more than 5000.

And it continues to skyrocket.

Today it is estimated that the price will increase by tens of thousands, which is the sum of their usual month!

Thousands of words merged into three words.

That is, it's going to be on fire! ! !
"seek death."

Zhang Lingtian frowned.

Playing on a balance car without protection on the side rail of a high-rise building, holding a selfie stick in one hand, and even doing a backflip with the selfie stick, he feels that such things should really not be promoted.

【Ding!Activate scan! 】

[Scan object: Brother ID Extreme Yang. 】

[Danger signal: 28 high-altitude unprotected vertical jumps, the next time the probability of danger is 100%! 】

[Customer Attributes: Accurate customers. 】

[System prompt: The host can pay attention. 】

As a person who is often in contact with white affairs, he knows the value of life, so he despises this kind of death video and is about to leave.

Suddenly, a few prompts popped up in front of Zhang Lingtian in the next second.

"system?"

Zhang Lingtian was stunned for a moment.

I didn't expect that I would actually wake up the system.

He almost thought that he had spent his whole life guarding such a funeral shop.

"Hello! This is Ping'an Funeral Store. We provide the most professional body restoration and funeral services. If you make an appointment in advance, you can enjoy a 5% discount."

A follow also brings a comment.

By the way, I also glanced at the other party's homepage, 245W likes, 9.8W followers.

Basically, the more dangerous the video, the more likes it gets.

One of them even had millions of plays.

"Brother, change the creative direction and stop broadcasting this. Life is precious, otherwise the chance of danger next time will be very high."

I thought about it.

Zhang Lingtian still sent a private message to the other party.

The next time the probability of danger is 100%, so as long as you don't do it next time, won't there be no danger?

He is not the Virgin.

But it is still a living life.

Remind me if you can.

"Boss, it's time for us to go!"

Suddenly, a girl with a plain dress but a delicate face walked in.

Although the funeral shop is not big, he also recruited a small assistant.

After all, I can't be busy alone.

"it is good."

After sending the private message, Zhang Lingtian quit Douyin, after all, he has to rely on offline for food.

Jiangbei City, 12 noon in a high-rise area.

"Brother Yang! We broke through the [-] barrier!!"

"Congratulations to Brother Yang for being promoted to a [-]-followed Internet celebrity!"

"Jiangbei still has to be my brother Yang, at this rate, it will be a matter of time to break through a million followers!"

"Millions? The pattern is small, at least 500 million, no, tens of millions of fans, become the No. 1 extreme parkour in the entire network!"

the other side.

Finish the video.

One by one the young people cheered for joy.

The blogger's name is Qian Yang.

"Hahaha, let's go! Brother will take you all for lunch!"

For the words of the younger brothers, Qian Yang was very helpful.

I took a look at today's live broadcast income, 514.60 yuan, a new high in history for a single live broadcast.

It must be steady after rubbing.

"Thank you, Brother Yang!"

The three spoke in unison.

Playing live broadcast, who doesn't bring one or two assistants.

Bring several if you can.

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(End of this chapter)