I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 203 Thrilling deception, fire prevention, theft prevention and girlfriend protection! 【Happy Qixi Festival everyone】

At 12:22 a.m. on December 9, Ping An Shishi Shop.

Zhang Lingtian entered the funeral shop.

"Morning boss."

Everyone in the funeral shop greeted him.

"Ok?"

Suddenly Zhang Lingtian found a beautiful and elegant girl sitting in the tea room.

"Boss Zhang, I came a little early today, so I take the liberty of disturbing you."

The other party stood up and bowed to Zhang Lingtian to apologize.

"Boss, she is Yalina, the lucky audience we drew yesterday. She came here early this morning and is planning to visit you on a long trip. I'll invite her in first."

Jiang Xiaohan explained to Zhang Lingtian.

She came here at eight o'clock this morning. As soon as she came here, she saw a young lady wearing a white skirt standing at the door.

The figure is a bit like the little girl next door.

At that time, she was still a little confused, who is this, at the door of their funeral shop.

Later, when I opened the door, the other party came over and introduced that she was the lucky audience drawn yesterday.

"I know, luck is so bad, it's better not to go far away, fire prevention, theft prevention and boudoir honey."

Zhang Lingtian hasn't had breakfast yet.

Now he came directly to the place where he had breakfast.

Then sighed.

The system just scanned automatically, and the opponent's luck value was 1.

Just ask if this luck is worth your trip, if you can come back, your ancestors' graves will be struck by lightning.

"Huh? Huh?"

Kong Nana was a little dazed when she heard this.

"???"

Everyone in Baishipu was also stunned.

Although everyone has gone to work at nine o'clock now, because there are no guests, everyone is still resting in the tea room.

Watching TV and chatting by the way.

"Anti-girlfriends? Is this some bloody drama? Sister Nana, you are planning to go on a trip with your boyfriend and girlfriends, right?"

Li Tiantian's expression was a little shocked at the moment.

For example, a girlfriend seduces her boyfriend secretly, and then goes out together, and the two of them kill Kong Nana.

Although this plot is a bit bloody.

But it can still happen!
"murder?"

Su Wei's thoughts are basically the same as Li Tiantian's.

The main thing is that there are indeed many similar bloody plots.

"Um, I don't even have a boyfriend right now. It's definitely impossible. But what do you mean by preventing girlfriends, Mr. Zhang? Could it be that your girlfriends are trying to harm me?"

Kong Nana looked shocked and curious.

What was shocking was how Boss Zhang knew that he was going out with his best friend.

Because a person's relationship is so complicated, including parents, relatives, friends, classmates, colleagues, etc., the other party only mentioned a girlfriend.

She felt that this was definitely not a coincidence.

What I am curious about is why I should guard against my best friend.

What did the other party do?
"Think about where you plan to go this time, and use your mentality to study cosmetics to study your itinerary this time."

Zhang Lingtian looked at Kong Nana while eating breakfast.

It's not that he hurt people by his words, but the main reason is that there are a lot of problems when you think about this kind of thing carefully.

"what?"

Kong Nana was obviously confused by this question.

"Miss Nana, where are you going on your trip this time?"

Jiang Xiaohan asked curiously.

"Yeah, where are you going? Our boss said that you are unlucky, but you are really unlucky! Don't listen! Otherwise, you will definitely have to feed the grass on the grave."

Li Tiantian now has no doubts about her boss.

Anyway, there is only one principle for the boss's suggestion, just listen without thinking.

"I made an appointment with my best friend to go play in Lijiapo. She is waiting for me inside now."

Kong Nana is confused.

I have never told anyone about going out with my best friend, but now Boss Zhang seems to have known it a long time ago, which is very incredible.

Bad luck, fire, theft, and best friends, think carefully about the route this time.

These keywords hit her head.

Speaking of which, she noticed something was wrong with her best friend this time, that is, she seemed very anxious.

But they are good girlfriends, the kind who sleep on the same bed, and they don't have any enmity at all.

Why is the other party harming me?
This was something Kong Nana didn't want to understand at all.

"Neidu? That's not facing north!!!"

Li Tiantian was shocked!

Isn't Neduna the capital facing north?

That is the place where the waist is cut the hardest.

There was another Li Bangbang before.

Speaking of which, since the other party was exposed by the boss last time, there has been no news so far.

"In fact, the inner capital is relatively safe. The real den is the triangle."

Kong Nana must have made a strategy before she set off. As the capital, Neidu is a place controlled by the forces of justice.

All around are the warlords.

"Then did your best friend ask you to play in the local area?"

Jiang Xiaohan asked.

"This... yes, the other party said that there is a classmate who is from the local area."

Kong Nana seemed to have remembered something.

She was actually a little skeptical about this.

At the beginning, my best friend hated this place very much.

After all, he is studying abroad in the European Federation.

In the eyes of this group of people, facing north is a barren land.

The other party would actually go there to play, so he asked what is so interesting about that place?

But at that time, the other party said that because a classmate was from the local area, she didn't think about it carefully.

Now think about a classmate who is local, so where can you play?When you have had enough fun, you can go directly to Lijiapo from Mianbei, or you can go to Lijiapo from China by yourself.

Isn't it a bit unnecessary to take off your pants and fart now?

"Go to you, you must be finished, I guess I will receive the eldest brother in the evening."

Li Tiantian said cracklingly.

With Ya Lina's figure and appearance, she would certainly be trampled upon by her eldest brother.

"Here, why don't I try and try."

Kong Nana, her Douyin name is Yalina.

She became very uneasy after hearing this.

So I picked up my phone and prepared to send a message to test it.

And Zhang Lingtian was eating his breakfast leisurely.

Now that I'm here, let me just say something by the way.

What my employees say is basically the same.

So if the other party can't wake up at this time, what can he say, the only thing he can say is a candidate for the Darwin Award.

Because of mental retardation, the genes are not suitable for inheritance.

It turned out that he had just seen the other party's dangerous location through the system's scan.

Of course, the first thing is the luck reminder.

After reminding the other party, his discernment now increased by one, reaching eight.

[Sight-seeing: 8/10. 】

Maybe it should have gone up last night.

Too bad the phone died and went to sleep.

It turned out that after scanning the one who opened the tower crane last night, he swipe casually and came to a recommendation page with Ya Lina and a girl named Li Qianqian.

At that time, Li Qianqian activated the reminder with 0 against the weather, covering up Yalina.

If he had logged out and scanned again, it would probably have reached 8.

Speaking of which, there are two more who can get rewards.

I'm looking forward to it.

How about visiting Douyin at night?
Why wait until night!

Go shopping in a while!
Zhang Lingtian is getting motivated!
"You chat here, I'm full."

Zhang Lingtian took a few bites and then got up.

"Boss Zhang, can I still be here?"

Seeing Zhang Lingtian get up suddenly, Kong Nana was a little at a loss.

"Okay, if you want, you can wait until we get off work before leaving."

The funeral shop is so wide.

If the other party is willing, it is natural to do so casually.

"Thank you, Boss Zhang! Thank you! I will definitely figure this out today. I must expose this scam in the live broadcast room!"

At this moment, Kong Nana's mind became clearer.

Because something is very wrong.

"Of course it's best if you can."

Zhang Lingtian replied and then entered his own office.

"???"

He first turned on the computer and logged in.

Anyway, there are no guests and nothing to do, so let's brush it first.

But the next moment he was stunned.

Rows of question marks are displayed.

"That's outrageous! If I really have this superpower, why would I need to get the sonic boom details card?!"

The first hot search item is the entry that the case has been solved.

What is said in it is ridiculous.

What speed of light to solve the case.

What offends Hades is equal to the old birthday star wiping his neck.

What saw with his own eyes that there were Yin soldiers following him or something.

In short, how outrageous how come.

He now understood why the people in the community were so polite, and Zhou Run even directly organized the property management to greet him.

[2. Lord Yan came out again, and you will be expelled with one sentence]

The second headline party.

It was about the incident with the tower crane driver last night.

[Melon Video: Last night, Ping'an Baishipu entered the live broadcast room of the tower crane anchor Gao Gao, stayed for less than a minute and said that luck is not good, don't jump, and later the tower crane staff was fired by the company for violating regulations, netizens It is jokingly said that Lord Yama, who speaks according to the law, comes out of the mountain.Video.mp1]

Click to enter a video.

It's Douyin's host GaoGao's live broadcast room, and there's a screenshot of Zhang Lingtian's remarks.

"The safety officer saw that he died of anger. The series of high-altitude and high-risk tower cranes have no safety rope, no helmet, work with a mobile phone, and no safety shoes... You don't have to be so direct if you want to die!!"

"Not to mention the safety officer, even the Lord of Hell would have a headache when he saw it. Obviously my performance this month is enough, so I have to increase my workload! You think you are a good person, don't you?"

"Every time I see similar Douyin Kuaishou videos, I never like them because I really can't find a reason to like them!"

"Not long after the last one died, you come again? Continue to use your life to add an article to the "Safety Production Rules and Regulations"?"

"Hurry up and burn two sticks of incense. Lord Yama has completed his performance this month and has no choice but to remind you! Otherwise, you would already be in the morgue."

The video sparked a lot of criticism after it was released.

Because it's really dangerous.

Especially for people in the same industry, I feel like I want to curse, because in this industry, I don’t know how many times I have heard the word safety, but there are always people who turn a deaf ear to it, there are always people who are lucky, and there are always people who think that they will definitely not be able to do it. Something happened.

But these people are often the ones who have accidents!
Why do you always treat your own life like a joke!
I really don't understand!

[Yueyue's fan group. 】

On the other side, in a WeChat group chat.

"Pick ten babies to go on a seven-day trip to the European Union~"

That was information about a seven-day tour.

"Conditions and instructions: Babies who meet the conditions can send me a private message to claim the seven-day tour qualification.

1. Make sure that your body is healthy and your organs are intact.

2. I am not a liar, the main reason is that travel is physical work, and a healthy and complete person is required.

3. There may be a transfer in Southeast Asia on the way. The anchor is afraid of thieves at the airport, so he keeps his passport and mobile phone together. But don’t worry, it will be issued automatically after twelve hours.

Action is worse than heartbeat, I will cover all the money for the seven-day tour of the European Federation!Come on everyone! "

There is no need to ask for this information.

It must have been sent by Huang Xiaoyue.

She plans to hold an event to attract fans.

After all, there are more than 300 people in her fan base at the moment.

"?"

"??"

"Yueyue, are you serious?"

"Good guy, you're not facing north, are you?!"

"Anchor, if your personal freedom is restricted, just blink your eyes."

……

When this message was sent out, everyone in the group was stunned.

After all, we are not mentally retarded.

Who can believe this information?

"Don't worry, everyone, this is the activity I won for everyone, and it is absolutely true and effective."

Huang Xiaoyue sent a voice message.

"Who would believe it!"

"Yeah, unless you start a live broadcast."

"Speaking of which, you haven't broadcast live for a long time. Where are you now? Live broadcast for us to see."

in her fan base.

Each of them asked the other party to start a live broadcast.

And Huang Xiaoyue raised her mouth slightly when she saw this, because this was the beginning of her escape plan.

She never longed for someone to believe her message.

What she needs is ever-expanding authority to deceive people.

However, just as the corner of her mouth was raised, Guan Xiaofei in the next room gasped, terrified to the extreme.

【Kong Nana】

"Kong Nana: Xiaofei, are you being controlled to face north now? Are you trying to trick me?"

That was the chat message on the WeChat screen.

She was staring at the screen at the moment, not knowing how to answer for a while.

"Dududu-"

At this moment, a phone call came.

It was none other than Kong Nana's video call.

"Hey, baby, I'm here, why are you so nervous this early in the morning, why am I being controlled so well in the hotel? Come here quickly, I can prepare House of CB clothes for you."

Guan Xiaofei pretended to be calm and said with a smile.

"What about my clothes?"

Kong Nana asked.

"Don't worry, I'll show you when you come over. Then everything will be a surprise."

Guan Xiaofei continued talking.

"Take it out and show it to me. I won't go through without it, because it's really dangerous to face the north."

Kong Nana, the funeral shop, is making a video call.

Seeing her best friend like this, she felt that this was almost the same.

If you really bought clothes, how could you not take them out.

"stuck??"

Suddenly the screen freezes.

"Dududu-"

The video call was cut off.

While their phone number was disconnected, the other person Zhang Lingtian sent a private message to last night was still open, and that was Li Qianqian.

"I'm at Chunjiang Railway Station. I'll take the bullet train to go there later. I'll arrive at about [-]:[-] noon."

Li Qianqian looked a little tired.

"Hmm, I invite you to take a nice stroll here. No matter whether we are together in the end or not, we can have a good time together. After all, the best love is to hope that the other person is happy."

There was a man on the other end of the phone. He spoke heart-warming words but had an unusually cold expression.

After chatting for a while the phone hung up.

He then opened WeChat.

【Special Task Force】

It was a group chat called Special Task Force.

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