I'm really not the King of Hades

Chapter 215 Isn’t it just sewage?You won’t be gone after one sip!
"No! The directions are different!"

The house saint fell silent and listened to the surroundings.

"It seems to be a weapons depot over there!!"

Suddenly a thin man was startled.

"Armory--"

Everyone's voices were shrill and hysterical.

The meteorite hit the weapons depot, which was serious.

But the thin man who spoke was a practitioner in related fields, and there was basically a 95% chance that what he said was true!

"boom--"

There was another loud noise.

It seemed to be the sea.

It was as if a mushroom cloud had appeared.

And accompanied by a dazzling light.

Almost all the people looked in that direction.

"That can't be an aircraft carrier!"

Everyone knows that there is an aircraft carrier from Jiangjiang country on their sea.

The meteorite just hit the aircraft carrier and exploded. It was only a local explosion.

With the impact of the meteorite rain, this behemoth ship could not escape the range of the meteorite at a speed of 30 to 35 knots.

The so-called knot is a unit of speed, recorded as kn.

Knots refer to how many nautical miles a ship travels in one hour.

An aircraft carrier's 30 knots is equivalent to the aircraft carrier traveling 30 nautical miles in one hour, while 35 knots is 35 nautical miles.

One nautical mile is approximately equal to 1.85 kilometers.

Therefore, this behemoth's escape speed of 35 knots at top speed is equivalent to traveling 64.75 kilometers in one hour when converted to land transportation.

Half an hour is only enough for them to move 32 kilometers.

Properly cool.

But this meteorite shower is rain.

But the number of the other party is definitely not as dense as the rain.

On the contrary, because of the number of opponents, their aircraft carrier actually has a high probability of becoming the lucky one.

After all, after passing through the atmosphere, only a few large rocks and tens of thousands of debris smashed onto the two hundred square kilometers of land and sea.

Use the easy-to-understand analogy of buying scratch tickets.

So many people across the country are buying, but very few actually win.

Same here.

Two hundred square kilometers is equivalent to the area of ​​20 squares with a side length of 10 meters.

Such a wide range, although their aircraft carrier is large enough, about 300 meters long and 50 meters wide.

Let’s use a lottery analogy as buying 10 scratch tickets!
In their estimation, even if they were lucky enough to win, it would be scraps.

For example, if a meteorite the size of a thumb is dropped from the sky on their aircraft carrier, even though it is damaged, it can withstand it.

As a result, their ancestral grave was struck by lightning and lightning fireworks were set off.

At first, he was hit three or four times in a row, causing an explosion.

But fortunately, the behemoth is still stable despite being seriously injured.

They also contacted the local authorities by phone in a timely manner and asked for support.

But I didn’t put down the phone.

Several big prizes were won!

Finally, an unprecedented explosion occurred after a large meteorite fell.

The captain never expected that all ten votes would be successful!
I also won several big prizes!

The sleeping boss on the other end of the phone listened to the hysterical shouting, and his mind was buzzing all morning.

Three minutes later, the latest news came.

The fleet is gone.

Three hours later, they were at ten o'clock in the morning.

As for Rabbit, it was ten o'clock in the evening. Many places had already gone to rest quietly at ten o'clock.

Especially some small counties and towns, but they are particularly lively at ten o'clock tonight.

不少商家打出了今晚消费打8折、6折、5折、3折、1折的标贴。

Everyone was drinking and eating meat.

"Hahaha, Ying-chan, you didn't expect it! The mastermind behind the scenes is so damned!!"

"Boss Zhang's move was really good. He made a turn just as he was about to enter the atmosphere. Foot Pot Chicken and Eagle Sauce never imagined that it would hit their heads."

"That's right, especially this Eagle-chan, who thought that nothing would happen to her homeland, why did you forget that there is a fleet nearby? I heard that everything is cold! Hahaha!!"

Have a drink.

Comfortable chat.

Pat your thighs when excited.

Since what happened that night, many people have rarely remained consistent.

Black Palace.

The face of the sleeping boss is as dark as the name of his place.

Because assistant George handed a list to him.

After the meteorite disaster occurred, although personnel were organized for rescue immediately.

But it was still too late.

Of more than 500 people, less than ten people survived.

Almost all of these ten people were injured.

But compared to other people who were buried in the belly of the fish, this was extremely lucky.

In addition, a total of 28 fighter planes and 35 helicopters on the deck were all destroyed and sank to the bottom of the sea in the explosion.

Directly causing economic losses of tens of billions of dollars.

Of course, this is not the most troublesome, the most troublesome nuclear reactor.

If it were leaked, Chicken Little Brother would probably jump on his feet.

After all, it is near them.

"Boss, I'd like to make a phone call over at Foot Pot Chicken."

At this moment George's voice sounded.

"What's supposed to come is coming. Just tell him to call."

The sleeping boss said to George, his assistant next to him.

"Ok."

George nodded.

"Oh, by the way, George, do you know what the madman is doing?"

Sleeping Boss suddenly mentioned Understanding Boss.

Now he is more curious about what the other party is doing.

"Boss, he is still live broadcasting."

There is a big screen in the office.

With a click, assistant George clicked on the live broadcast of Boss Understanding.

"Hahaha, do you know what Rabbit calls him? Master of the rare sect! That's right, the master of the rare sect! Hahaha~"

After clicking it, I just realized that the boss was slapping his thigh and laughing.

"Hahaha!"

"I've known this name for a long time."

"Now we all call him the rare sect master in private."

"I no longer call him privately, but directly address him as the master of the rare sect."

"It seems a bit out of date. Why is it called this?!"

Someone in the live broadcast room of Understand the Boss laughed together, saying that they had known the name for a long time.

Of course, some people expressed doubts.

After all, this title is not known to everyone yet.

"Why? Because he has diarrhea! Hahaha! If people like this still have hope in him, it will really be a desperate day for our country! So next time you must choose me! Choose me! I am the one who lets Jiang-chan Great people of Jiang Kingdom! And the people of Jiaopanji, you may be in big trouble next, of course not from Zhang Lingtian, but from this rare sect leader who makes wise decisions and is powerful."

The boss understands talking happily in the camera of the live broadcast room.

This is also the longest time he has broadcast live for a single time.

Came straight to four hours.

But during these four hours, he was not tired at all. After all, he had hundreds of thousands of fans supporting him.

There are even foreign netizens in the live broadcast room.

And this live broadcast room is none other than Douyin International Edition.

He moved his position here.

However, he didn't know that there was a dark face outside the screen looking at him.

"He did talk a bit too much. I just wanted to ask the boss if you want to ban him."

Since the other party is live broadcasting on their side, he must have a way to ban the other party.

"He talks too much, so ban him."

The sleeping boss said lightly.

"clear."

George nodded and immediately called to make arrangements.

The live broadcast room on the other side.

"Ah? Didn't the trouble we have come from Zhang Lingtian? Do you know the boss's inside story?"

"I'm also a footbath. We suffered heavy losses this time! If you know the boss has the inside story, you must reveal it!"

All of them were asking with very curious expressions at the moment.

Even ask the other party to reveal it.

"I can only tell you that something happened to the fleet, and there was a nuclear..."

[The live broadcast page has expired...]

I understand what the boss is saying.

Suddenly the screen in front of me went black.

[Douyin International Edition Assistant reminds you: Your account has been banned for 1090901 days due to violations. 】

The next second a prompt appeared in front of the boss.

"Fack—"

The boss understood that he was at a loss for a while at first.

"That's all you have to do with this despicable trick! You're a diarrhea old man who can't control your own body!!!"

Then he went berserk and banged the table!

He is really angry!
"Boss, don't worry, I will appeal to the Douyin platform. Their behavior is against the rules! I believe your supporters will not agree!"

Nathan was also stunned by this operation.

The other side is really lawless!

Are they going to block all their boss’s social accounts?
"Appeal! You must appeal! And I have to contact the Elephant Party to crush their stupid ass! Let me see if you, an old man, can handle so many things in such a short period of time! Especially leaks!"

Although Understanding Boss is not a big boss now, he is still a representative of the Xiang faction.

So a lot of inside information is still known.

This includes possible leaks.

It's just that he didn't expect that the old man with diarrhea had been peeking at the screen. The key was that he didn't let himself talk about it.

Can you cover up something as big as this?
Even if the chicken country is a fool, people all over the world are not.

On the other side, Boss Tian called.

A video call, of course.

"Sleeping brother! You guys are putting me under a lot of pressure. There are all kinds of news in the country talking about nuclear contamination! You should send someone over to deal with it quickly!"

At this moment, Boss Tian said to him with a suffocated expression.

Of course he knew it would be miserable if the fleet was gone.

But the leak was at his doorstep, which made it even worse for him! !
Especially getting ready to run again.

I also have an opponent called Zha Sheng!

"Brother Tian, ​​you have to believe in our level. This will never be leaked. The possibility is completely slim."

The sleeping boss said to him with a nonchalant expression.

This is not because he is being perfunctory, but generally speaking, the nuclear reactors of nuclear-powered ships are well protected.

The probability of being sunk and causing a nuclear leak is extremely slim.

Even if it is sunk and a nuclear leak occurs, the impact in the sea will be very limited.

The reason is that the capacity of the vast ocean is too large, and after a little leakage of radioactive material is diluted by the ocean, no change will be felt.

"But we went to test and found that there was nuclear radiation! Now the people in the country are in a very serious commotion and they want you to come forward to deal with this matter! After all, the distance is too close!"

Boss Tian felt extremely aggrieved.

At the same time, I also saw what it means to tell lies with a calm face.

It will never be leaked.

Indeed, this happened back then.

The nuclear submarine was torpedoed, but no nuclear leak was found from the wreckage, and the reactor was well protected.

But can it be the same if it is a meteorite now?

"Brother, there must be some abnormality in the detection data after the explosion. Now that the reactor has sunk to the bottom of the sea, it will be slowly diluted by then. There is really no need to worry at all. Just use my method to explain it to you people. Sorry, we've been so busy recently that we have no time to take care of it, I'm really sorry."

Boss Sleep looked at Boss Tian who looked like he was about to be hurt internally and encouraged him.

The video between the two sides lasted for half an hour.

Achieved unprecedented top limit pulling.

But in the end it was Boss Tian who endured everything alone.

At this moment, the big bosses of the European Federation lamented one by one. Fortunately, they did not wade into the muddy water at that time, otherwise they would have been too cold.

Just look at the current sauce chicken.

One lost tens of billions of sauce coins, and there were even various discordant voices inside.

Not to mention the chicken, it was sieved by the meteorite rain.

But what is very miraculous is that there are not many casualties, not even as many as Jiangjiang Country's losses.

The other party's main damage was property damage, which was many times more than that of Jiangjiang Country.A weapons depot was also blown up.

Boss Tian’s flesh hurt to the point of suffocation.

But what hurts more is the people's crusade against him.

"Support that Jiangjiang Country must come forward to deal with their mess, why should we wipe their butts!!"

Late at night, Zhaisheng also joined the team that condemned Boss Tian.

Because now after being guided, many people realized that the other party was the source of disaster.

Especially since Jiangjiang Country didn't regard them as human beings at all, but they were still kneeling.

This made their dignity feel like it was being rubbed on the ground, and they suddenly became second-class citizens.

Of course Boss Tian pretended to be dead selectively.

After all, he didn't think of how to deal with it and was urgently convening his think tank.

The sauce chicken and the two sides are naturally restless today.

As for Rabbit opposite, many people finished drinking and masturbating and now went home and fell asleep.

Zhang Lingtian also went to bed at eleven o'clock.

Of course it's a hotel.

Although the crisis has passed, he has opened a room here after all.

Wouldn't it be a waste of money to just walk home and sleep?

So I stayed in the hotel that night.

Douyin is not turned on.

Because the private message exploded.

As for the number of followers, it has also increased from more than 500 million before to 2000 million.

This added over 400 million followers overnight.

The account immediately exploded.

Of course, the main reason is that what the other party did was really explosive.

The meteorite turned and struck in the direction of the chicken.

But the casualties among ordinary people are basically in single digits.

There are many who do not belong to ordinary people.

For example, the group feeding the fish.

But thanks to this gang, they didn’t lose much money.

There's just too much money on the chicken side.

Several government buildings were hit by meteorites and suffered varying degrees of damage.

The most abstract art is Boss Tian’s car.

It was smashed to pieces.

I don’t know if there is any personal grudge against Boss Zhang involved.

But no matter what, this thing is really cool! !
This is why Zhang Lingtian became so popular overnight that he completely broke out of the industry.

Even some official news began to repost the scarves of relevant parties and leave a message saying, "Being merciful is for the people, not for you" with hints such as a picture of a field.

Others are like, hit with one punch to avoid hundreds of punches coming.

In short, not only the people were lively tonight, but the official media were also very happy.

After all, it did not cause a huge disaster, nor did it cause a large number of civilian casualties.

Overall, it taught the other party a lesson but enough was enough.

Who doesn't love this style of doing things?
Love it so much.

Of course, Brother Zhao and his group also love him.

At the same time, I prefer to work overtime.

This does not work overtime until this point is still going on.

Because they never thought that it was wrong to focus on the foot pot chicken, and the real unlucky guy was Eagle Sauce! !
The key is that this is a meteorite, and they have no place to vent their gas.

The other party will definitely find a way to show off at the press conference on Monday.

Fortunately, today is Friday and tomorrow is Saturday. They don't go to work until Monday, so they still have time to make a response plan.

This silent night.

After Brother Zhao and Sister Ying worked overtime as a team, the next morning came.

"This is this!!!"

08:30am.

Members of Baishipu had breakfast in the hotel cafeteria.

Looking at the increase in the boss's data, everyone was so surprised that their jaws almost dropped to the ground.

“I gained 800 million followers in one night, it’s so scary!”

Su Wei also sucked in a breath of cold air.

"Actually, based on the number of likes and views of the boss's videos, the boss's true fan base is definitely not just this small number of people. But last night, the boss did something that was in line with people's values, so there are many It’s just that few fans are paying attention.”

Jiang Xiaohan, who was only seen at this moment, said to him.

"Morning boss."

Zhang Lingtian came to the cafeteria.

Everyone in Baishipu said hello.

"Eat first. After eating, we can go back to Baishipu directly from here. You two can put your things in the trunk."

Zhang Lingtian explained to the Baishipu employees.

"it is good."

Jiang Xiaohan and the other three nodded.

The work of Baishipu is quite special.

So you still have to work on Saturdays and Sundays.

It's just that you can touch fish when you're not alive, it's the same everywhere anyway, so it's not too tired to be so easy.

"Boss, have you noticed that everyone's eyes have been looking this way since you arrived?"

Li Tiantian lowered her voice and said to him.

"After all, there are many old acquaintances of Chunjiang in this hotel."

Su Wei said something.

Zhang Lingtian, on the other hand, ate his breakfast without answering.

Half an hour later, the group having breakfast walked towards the underground garage.

They were getting ready to go back to work at the White Clothes Shop.

"Hahaha, speaking of the boss, the chicken next door didn't have peace all night!"

After getting in the car, Li Tiantian scrolled through her phone and said.

【1.Zhang Lingtian "Boiling"】

【2. Foot Pot Chicken "Boiling"】

【3. Jiangjiang Country "explodes"】

……

Today's hot search list for bibs is very concise.

But these are three Big Macs of unprecedented popularity.

The number one on the hot search list is [-] million.

The number two on the hot search list is [-] million.

The third most popular search item is [-] million.

This is the first time in the history of scarves that there have been three hot searches over [-] million, and it is also the only time that a hot search over [-] million has not appeared at the top of the list.

"Boss Zhang is invincible."

"One person can handle the sauce chicken."

"I'm in a good mood today."

"The dumpling restaurant continues to have discounts, brothers, come and eat."

“It is said that Boss Zhang’s number of fans increased by 800 million overnight, which is terrifying.”

"Boss Zhang, Dinghaishenzhen, I really feel at ease inexplicably with him now."

"Hahaha, it's hard to stand up to the chicken now. The main thing is that Hawk-chan is indeed not a human being, so he actually let me face it alone."

"After watching some of the videos that were passed on, I will hold a press conference later to talk about this incident. I want to know how Boss Tian can break this situation."

……

The number one spot on the hot search list.

Everyone is talking about what happened last night.

Naturally, Zhang Lingtian was also surrounded by him.

His overnight increase of 800 million followers shocked fans.

Of course, what everyone is most interested in right now is the foot pot chicken.

They're going to hold a press conference.

"Okay, I know Captain Qin is here, and I will be there on time."

Zhang Lingtian drove back to the funeral shop in Chunjiang.

Because Chunjiang is fine, the police promotional video he promised earlier must start shooting.

And he promised what he said.

"The boss is planning to enter the entertainment industry and make movies?"

The co-pilot Jiang Xiaohan asked curiously.

"What I told you last time was just to shoot a promotional video. Do I have the acting skills for any movie?"

Zhang Lingtian replied calmly.

"Actually there is."

Jiang Xiaohan said silently.

"really."

Su Wei also said.

"Fuck! Awesome! This person is even more awesome than a god of spraying!!"

Li Tiantian was watching the live broadcast on her mobile phone.

This seems to be a live broadcast of the Foot Pot Chicken press conference.

"Li Tiantian, why are you so excited?"

Su Wei looked a little confused.

"Boss, Sister Xiaohan, do you know what happened? There was a leak after the meteorite fell yesterday, but Boss Tian's team insisted that there was no leak, and said that even if the leak was trace, it would have no impact on the body, and even water You can drink it directly.”

Li Tiantian ignored Su Wei and talked to Zhang Lingtian.

"Same as usual."

Zhang Lingtian said after hearing this.

"really."

Jiang Xiaohan agreed.

It has always been covered up beforehand, and only when it could no longer be covered up did it come out without petition.

How could it not be revealed that last night was so tragic?

Carrier, trace?
Are you kidding!
In fact, how can I put it? Jiangjiang's fleet is actually fine.

But in order to enhance people's confidence, they had to drive around Blessing Island.

It's like telling people that the foot pot chicken is protected by us, even if you are upset, there is nothing you can do!

Foot Pot Chicken: We are protected by Big Brother, and a fleet is very safe nearby.

As a result, they never expected that the meteorite would turn.

As a result, Jiang Jian had no time to run away and was buried.

It was also leaked at the doorstep of Foot Pot Chicken.

This wave can only be a typical example of stealing the chicken but losing the rice.

"Yes! I also think it's a consistent style! But do you know what's the most awesome thing? Someone really got the sea water around Fortune Island! Hahaha, I saw Boss Tian's face turn green instantly. "

If it were just those things before, Li Tiantian would definitely not be so excited.

She just saw someone preparing a glass of water, and then she called Niubi directly.

"Oh?"

Zhang Lingtian and the three people in the car were stunned.

After the first pair of guns in the national server, is there such a warrior?
Foot pot chicken.

The press conference site.

"In fact, the water after this trace amount of nuclear radiation is completely harmless and will not have any impact on the body. Similar things have not only happened once in history. Nuclear things are not that easy to leak in large areas. Seawater It also has a purifying effect on its own.”

In order to be more relevant to the people, Boss Tian specifically chose to deliver his speech in the main square this time.

"Then you drink!"

"Yes! Didn't you say that there is no problem with nuclear contamination in this water? Then you should drink it and show it to us!!"

"Drink! The house saint can go to the meteorite crash area to accompany us. Don't you even dare to drink a glass of water? You can only talk?"

……

People don't like this.

They shouted into a transparent glass.

That transparent glass is the freshest water from the shipwreck area.

"Boss Tian, ​​as a leader, will not deceive everyone. This water does contain trace amounts of radiation and is harmless to the human body."

Speaking of which, a slightly skinny man in a suit stood up directly, and the other party raised the glass of fresh nuclear-contaminated water and drank it, and drank it all in one gulp.

"!"

"!!!"

“Nani really drinks??”

……

The people present were all stunned. Who was this person? He actually dared to drink.

"Crack card -"

Countless media took pictures.

Of course, I don’t know if it’s a posthumous photo or tomorrow’s front page.

……

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