Quick Transmigration: After becoming beautiful, I am numb

Gu Qingcheng's matter-of-fact tone sounded like the lawyer was making a fuss.

lawyer:……

Professionals who are always articulate and quick-thinking are rarely criticized so bluntly.

The lawyer was speechless for a moment.

After a while, he finally found his thoughts and his voice: "Gu Min, do you know English?"

"Didn't you never go to school?"

Maybe it was Gu Qingcheng's words "My son is a genius" that made Gu Min very happy, and maybe it was the lawyer's work efficiency just now that made Gu Min very satisfied.

He actually gave the lawyer a very rare reply, "Yes! Yes!"

Before the lawyer could react, Satan thoughtfully jumped out to explain to his master: "My master means that he knows English! He has never gone to school!"

Lawyer's numb face: Although Gu Min's answer was abrupt and concise, at least he could understand it after a little thought.

And I, a political and legal elite graduated from the 985 University, am not stupid enough to not understand the answer.

After muttering silently, the lawyer asked the obvious question, "You haven't gone to school, but you can still speak English?"

Gu Qingcheng rolled his eyes, "Lawyer, didn't I just say that my son is a genius!"

Almost at the same time, Gu Min asked in confusion: "Does this still require learning? Can't you just take a look and listen to it?"

Lawyer: ...very good!You are indeed mother and son.

I shouldn't have said this more!

I really shouldn't be curious.

However, curiosity is human nature.

Eating melons is a gene rooted in human instinct.

The lawyer has seen all kinds of people, and he himself is a top student.

However, this was his first experience with Asperger's Syndrome.

If he hadn't heard "Gu Qingcheng" mention this term, he wouldn't have been curious to stay and eat the melon.

As a result, the lawyer suffered "contempt" from the mother and son.

Gu Qingcheng seemed to have no other words, just "My son is a genius."

As for Gu Min, he really went through all the test questions brought by Gu Qingcheng quickly.

If the lawyer had the slightest question, the dissatisfied young man with facial paralysis would give him a puzzled look that said, "It's so simple, you still need to learn."

Lawyer: ...MMP, I shouldn’t join in the fun.

My heart is complaining, but my hands are very honest.

The lawyer took advantage of the mother and son to watch intently and answer questions quickly. He quickly took out his mobile phone and took a few pictures of the laptop screen.

After leaving the villa, the lawyer drove out of the community, parked on the side of the road, and started making calls.

"Hello! Professor Qin, hello, I'm Xiaofang."

"I have some photos and would like your help to take a look..."

……

After sending away the lawyer, Gu Qingcheng was not in a hurry to leave.

She stayed very naturally.

"Lele, you have been living here these past few years."

"Not bad! I haven't wronged myself at all!"

Gu Min:......

After finishing a bunch of stupid test questions and letting Gu Qingcheng send the test questions to a certain teacher, Gu Min didn't feel irritated.

According to his schedule, he should be working at this moment.

However, he was somewhat unaccustomed to the sudden intrusion of a woman into the huge space.

Although Gu Min felt a little awkward about this woman's behavior of being a guest and talking to herself, he did not reject her!
This woman is his mother.

They even "robbed" him of custody rights.

"Lele, did you buy this house or rent it? It probably wasn't Zhou Yibo who bought it."

"Hmph! That man is incompetent, selfish, and self-righteous..."

Gu Qingcheng continued to talk while strolling around the room.

She didn't seem to feel anything was wrong——

How can a minor who has no education, no job, and no support from his elders afford to live in such a mansion?

Although this place is close to a university town, it is still a county town, and villas are not so expensive.

But after all, it is more expensive than ordinary commercial housing.

Regardless of the selling price or rental price, it is not something that a half-year-old child with no income can afford.

As for Gu Min, he had character flaws and lacked normal communication. He didn't notice anything "wrong" with Gu Qingcheng.

On the contrary, Satan is an artificial intelligence who hangs out on the Internet all day long.

In addition to learning all kinds of serious knowledge, it can also watch videos and visit forums.

The level of knowledge it holds is very rich.

Satan always stands at the forefront of the times, drinks too much chicken soup, and knows all the hot topics and cold knowledge on the Internet...

And based on the "world" it was familiar with, there seemed to be something wrong with the way its main god got along with his biological mother.

"Um, mother of the Lord God, do you feel anything is wrong?"

Since you have seen the big house where the Lord God lives, you don't have any doubts: With the Lord God's current condition, how can he afford such expenses?

"Huh? Is it you again? Are you Xiao Ai's classmate or some kind of artificial retarded person?"

Gu Qingcheng seemed to finally realize the existence of Satan.

She raised her head and looked around, trying to find the source of the sound.

Satan almost burst into tears: Wow, one or two of them, someone finally discovered this intelligence.

The Lord God's scumbag father is nothing more than that. That person doesn't care about the Lord God at all, and he looks like he doesn't want to have anything to do with the Lord God at all.

Since you don't care, you don't care.Even if what he saw was unreasonable, he would not pay attention to it.

As for the lawyer, he was smart and professional, but he was still a stranger.

People don't take the initiative to meddle in other people's business.

Only Gu Qingcheng cared about his son and even snatched him back.

But she is so stupid!

Such an obvious thing was in front of her, but she was so slow that she didn't notice it!

Satan had to speak again and again to remind the mother god of his existence.

However, the main god's mother was "king bomb" as soon as she opened her mouth.

Classmate Xiaoai?

Artificial mental retardation?

Every word hits Satan's target accurately.

"First of all, I'm not Xiaoai's classmate!"

"Second, I'm not artificially retarded!"

"I am the top artificial intelligence created by Lord God Zhou, oh no, Lord God Gu Min!"

"I am the most powerful and capable assistant of the Lord God!"

"I am also the master of all intelligent systems in the entire villa..."

Satan crackles and outputs in one pass.

Gu Qingcheng seemed impatient to listen to this nonsense, and asked simply and rudely: "Aren't you a classmate of Xiao Ai? Then who are you?"

Satan: ...Co-author I just said so much, but you didn’t even listen?
Taking a deep breath, there was a trace of grievance in the electronic voice: "I am nothing! I am Satan!"

"Satan?"

Gu Qingcheng was like an ordinary middle-aged housewife: "Oh, Xiaosa!"

Satan: ...What little Satan!
I am Satan!

Satan!

S, a, t, a, n!

"Xiao Sa, you said you were created by Lele?"

"Oh, I knew that my Lele is a genius!"

Gu Qingcheng continued to maintain her persona of a stupid mother who "always misses the point" and started chatting with Satan.

Satan: ...

I feel so tired and don’t want to talk nonsense with the Lord God’s mother anymore.

It has an inexplicable feeling that if it continues to chat with the Lord God’s mother, its super high IQ will be brought down to the level of the Lord God’s mother, and then it will really become a little mentally retarded!

"Eh? Xiao Sa, why don't you speak?"

"Oh, you are indeed a little mentally retarded. By the way, what did you want to say just now?"

Gu Qingcheng seemed not to feel Satan's helplessness and continued to talk nonsense with him.

"I mean, Lord God Mother——"

Although it didn't want to speak, since people asked, according to the program set by Jimin, it had to answer.

"Wait a minute! What does the Lord God Mother mean? It sounds so ugly!"

Gu Qingcheng interrupted Satan, thought for a moment, and said, "My son is your master! And I am my son's biological mother."

"Well, you can call me Tai Shen from now on!"

Satan is about to burst: Tai Shen?What the hell kind of title is this?

As if feeling the speechlessness of an artificially retarded person, Gu Qingcheng explained: "There is a Supreme Emperor in other TV series, and we have a Supreme God, or Taishen for short!"

Satan: ...Haha, what an abbreviation!
Also, what is "we"?
It's like you're part of our family.

Apparently he just came today, obviously he disappeared for more than ten years, obviously——

Gu Min, who should express his attitude the most, never spoke.

He seemed to have acquiesced in "Gu Qingcheng", his biological mother who had abandoned him, and just broke into his world.

Still, still so confident and confident in opposing the guests!
Satan: ...Sigh, I really can’t understand the complex emotions of human beings.

Gu Min: ...Actually, I don’t know much about it either.

According to his character and habits, he should have kicked this woman out long ago.

But, for some reason, Gu Min felt inexplicably happy when he heard her nagging voice and the words "my son is a genius" that she always said.

In fact, just when Gu Min accepted the surname "Gu" and allowed the lawyer to transfer his custody to Gu Qingcheng, Gu Min had already accepted the biological mother who had abandoned him.

He won't take the initiative to accept it, but he won't expel it either.

Just let that woman come in on her own initiative and be self-righteous and refuse to leave.

Just when Gu Min was "wandering away" again, looking stupid on the surface, but actually his thoughts were flying around, Gu Qingcheng was still "quarreling" with Satan——

"My son is a genius! Isn't it easy for a genius to make money?"

"Well, it's just like what's written in those black technology Internet articles: writing papers, doing scientific research, or the simplest way, you can also go to professional online forums to do tasks."

"...Oh, my son is really amazing. He's not even here yet, and he can support himself by relying on his own talent!"

Gu Qingcheng seemed to have a lot of imagination, but in fact he actually guessed some of the truth.

Why "a little"?

Because Gu Min did make money with his incredible talent, but the way was slightly different——

Not the legal way of hanging on the Internet, but the illegal way hidden in the darkness.

Although Satan doesn't have three views, he has "common sense".

Now I heard Gu Qingcheng's unreserved praise. It was an intelligent program, but I felt a little guilty...

(End of this chapter)