Your Majesty, you are under arrest

Girls, this chapter is purely a Tanabata episode, and has nothing to do with the main text. Everyone has read it and laughed. Happy holidays.

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Time went back to when Beitang Shuo was still a fool.

Inside the garden of Prince Shuo's Mansion.

Under a tall old banyan tree, a group of young servant girls gathered together, they all raised their heads and shouted in a panic:

"My lord, stop climbing up!"

"Yes, my lord, come down quickly, in case you fall, what should you do?"

At this moment, Nanny Lin was supported by Chun'er, and rushed over in a hurry, her fat buttocks twisted and turned aggressively.

People arrived before the sound came, and she could only hear her cursing cursing all the way:

"A bunch of useless guys, the palace has raised you for nothing, and you don't even care about any of them. They're all climbing up trees now. What if there is someone who is good or bad?"

Hearing Nanny Lin's voice, everyone stopped talking, bowed their heads and stood on the spot, not daring to show their breath.

Nanny Lin walked under the tree, glanced coldly at the respectful crowd, and then raised her head to look up.

Among the dense branches and leaves, a huge white round object was moving, as if trying to rub upwards.

After clearing her throat, Nanny Lin said flatly:

"My lord, what are you doing?"

After half the payment, a faint voice came from above,

"I want to catch magpies..."

Magpies?

Everyone was puzzled, but Mother Lin continued to ask calmly:

"My lord, why do you want to catch magpies?"

"Oh, it's useless to tell you. Don't quarrel with me, you will scare the magpies away."

The voice on the tree was full of impatience. In the end, no matter how Nanny Lin asked, she didn't answer, but this man climbed higher and higher.

Mother Lin's neck was so sore that she couldn't take it anymore, she could only lower her head, her small mung bean eyes turned slightly, and asked suddenly:

"Where's the princess?"

Xia'er at the side hesitated for a while, then whispered:

"Princess is taking a nap."

Before Xia'er finished speaking, Nanny Lin's entire face turned black, and said with a sneer:

"The prince is in great danger now. She is sleeping soundly. Didn't someone send to inform her?"

"Go...go, the princess should be rushing over now."

Xia'er lowered her head with a guilty conscience. In fact, the princess was sleeping so badly that no one could wake her up, or she was just pretending to be asleep.

At this moment, the people above suddenly cheered,

"Wahhahaha, I found it, I finally caught it...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Just when he stood up with a bird's nest in his hand, his feet slipped and he fell down.

"Oh my god, my lord..."

The people below exclaimed for a while, but they all forgot how to react, and watched his huge body fall straight down.

The tree is said to be not tall, but it is more than five meters high. If it falls, it will either die or be disabled.

It was too late, but it was so fast, the two tall boys standing closest to the tree felt a gust of wind blowing behind them. The power made them slide side by side on the ground for a certain distance.

"Ow!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

Two men's wails were accompanied by a woman's scream, and then everyone was stunned.

I saw a person sitting on top of the two servants who fell to the ground inexplicably.

On Nanny Lin's head, there was a huge bird's nest upside down, with black and white hair sticking to her hair, and some white unknown paste hung on her astonished face.

Before everyone could react in a daze, a green figure came up angrily, picked up the sitting person,

"Beitang Shuo... what are you doing?"

A certain fool who was frightened by the sudden fall, finally reacted when he saw Wen Xining's angry face, immediately lowered his head, held his mouth, and said pitifully:

"Suo'er is catching magpies?"

As he said that, he squinted at the magpie's nest that was pinned on Nanny Lin's head with great regret.

They've all been caught, and there's a little magpie inside, and they've all escaped right now.

"Magpie? Why do you want a magpie?"

Wen Xining was almost gnashing her teeth. Damn it, she made people fall on their backs and nearly fell to their death. It was actually to catch a magpie.

Beitang Shuo's expression became even more aggrieved, his mouth could hang oil bottles,

"It's the lady who said that today is Qixi Festival, and there will be a meeting between the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl at the Magpie Bridge on Qixi Festival, so Shuo'er thought of catching magpies and building a magpie bridge for the lady, so that we can meet on it."

"..."

Wen Xining was completely speechless, she just sighed in front of the Milky Way in the night sky last night, and the idiot was so flustered that he insisted on asking her what she was thinking, and out of boredom, he told him the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl listen.

At that time, he really listened to it with great interest, but he didn't expect that he actually wanted to catch magpies to build a magpie bridge.

Once again she had to admire his IQ.

Should I be angry, or should I laugh?

Sighing, Wen Xining collected his expression, reached out and took off the leaves stuck to his head, and said helplessly:

"This magpie bridge is built by magpies willingly, so even if you catch it, you can't build it. Do you want to scurry them together?"

Bei Tangshuo scratched his head, smiled silly and said:

"Hey, lady, you are so smart, Shuo'er really thought so."

A few drops of cold sweat dripped from the forehead, Wen Xining patted his shoulder, and said earnestly:

"Msister, if this is the case, it won't be called Magpie Bridge, but Roasted Magpie."

After finishing speaking, he shook his head and walked straight towards Shuoxin Pavilion.

Bei Tangshuo tilted his head and thought for a while, then suddenly slapped his head, and suddenly realized:

"Lady, Shuo'er understands. We can't catch magpies, so let's go to the Milky Way to catch the Cowherd and Weaver Girl tonight. Or, let's go directly to the Milky Way to spend the Qixi Festival, lady, do you think it's okay? Oh, lady, I I haven't told you Happy Chinese Valentine's Day yet! Wife, wait for Shuo'er..."

Bei Tangshuo babbled endlessly while chasing after Wen Xining.

But behind them, there was a group of stunned servants left behind.

The worst thing was the two meat pads lying on the ground screaming, and Sister Lin who had just been taken down from the bird's nest and was angrily wiping the bird droppings.

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A gift for everyone before the end of Qixi Festival, hehe...