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——Whether it’s a man or a woman, Chun Fei, you have to continue selling yourself to pay off your debts~~

The wet Chun Fei ran to change clothes, and what Feng Jingye handed over happened to be a brand new girls' school uniform.So when His Royal Highness the idiot opened the locker room curtain, he said such a classic sentence——

"Chunfei, is your gender female?" The five sense organs are almost crowded together, Xu Wanghuan is in a cross-eyed state, and the originally fluffy and shiny hair is hanging down limply. To scratch the wall to drip ideas.

"..." Chun Fei felt that she was being calculated.

"Pfft hahaha——" A bunch of unscrupulous hosts, led by Xin and Honey, smiled heartily in the corner.

Even Chongdu, who had always been taciturn, curled up his lips and had a little smile in his eyes.Feng Jingye smiled lowly, covering his mouth to try to silence himself, maintaining his gentlemanly and cold image...but.

"Hehehe..." I really couldn't help it, Huan's expression just now was too funny.

"Hahahaha..." This is the light slapping his thigh and laughing wildly.

"Win, win, honey, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat." Xin laughed wildly and didn't forget to ask honey for the 'trophy'.This time, I won the bet again. Although I know the plot, I can be regarded as an invisible cheating tool, but...no matter what the method is, if you win, you win.

The plot is golden finger, but what about the changed plot...

Xin curled her lips indifferently, regardless of the plot, this is not a bloody and bloody comic, is he still worried about being hacked to death, and the feelings and love that he lacked in his previous life have been satisfied, he has light, There is a Hitachi family who silently paves the way for the two brothers, and a group of buddies who are laughing and playing, this is enough.

He really felt very happy.

And Xin knew that this kind of happiness would last forever.

"Take it, take it, isn't it just two pieces of matcha cake, here you go." Honey is rare and generous, this time there is no resentment for Nianxin to win him, because Huan's expression just entertained him~~It really is the whole A whole small ring, the mood is extremely comfortable. (It's like taking a detoxification and beauty capsule) "Chong, Xiaohuan's eyes are like a rooster just now~~" Prince Corns, poof——

"Guangbang, stop talking." Chong very kindly stopped Honey from continuing to tease Xu Wanghuan.Xu Wanghuan looked at Chong with tears in his eyes, and sure enough, Senior Chong treated him the best.But Chong said, "It was just like a hen just now."

With a deadpan face, he said the word 'hen' in a deep and magnetic voice.

Huan completely fell to the ground and couldn't get up, it turned out that Chong Xuechang also failed. "Woooooooo, Jing Ye, you don't want me anymore, and you bullied me with these bad guys."

"Oh? Then, I can understand that you want to change your surname to Feng? Feng Huan, well, the name sounds pretty good." Feng Jingye nodded in satisfaction, pushed the glasses on the bridge of her nose, and said with a light smile, "Chun Fei, I know you really want to be petrified right now, you want to faint, so before you petrify, can you put on your clothes first?"

"..." Chun Fei who completely forgot that she was still standing there in a camisole.

Damn rich!It was counted again.

In this way, Haruhi's gender was completely disclosed internally by the host department.But what about the publicity, in fact, except for that heartless child in Huan, others have already discovered the problem, and even the always careless Guang can see the female characteristics of a certain Chunfei. It can be seen that His Highness is dripping eyes. With a pair of glasses.

"Hey, you guys, don't you feel it at all? I'm a woman!!!" Chunfei finally went berserk, why Shenma and the others are so calm, soulless!Are they all alien creatures? Women are different from men. She is a woman. Why should I continue to do 'male public relations' here!

Guang——"Are you a girl, are you attractive?"

Xin——"Are you despising me for being a man?"

Honey——"Xiao Chunchun is complaining about being a girl? Chong, you don't think Xiao Chunchun wants to change her gender?"

Chong—"There is a possibility."

Huan—"I really don't see any feminine features!! Ahem, except for the suspender vest."

Chunfei "..."

The different reactions made Chunfei scratch her heart and liver with anger, but unfortunately there was nothing she could do.In the end, the invisible boss of the Ministry appeared.

Feng Jingye smiled calmly, looked at Chun Fei, and smiled very gently, as if there was not a person in front of her, but a pile of yen. "800w."

"!!!" Hit the red heart.

"Do you think that saying 'I am a woman' can offset all the debts? Chunfei, you are so naive. No matter how hard you struggle, you can't change the fact that you 'sell yourself to pay off the debt'." Every sentence Feng Jingye said to Chunfei It was a fatal blow, but the other people around were still very agreeable and nodded.

So, classmate Chunfei foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.

Feng Jingye has already started to silently calculate the benefits that Chun Fei can bring to the Ministry in her heart, and the little calculation in her heart keeps crackling.

A beautiful day has passed like this, and a new day is coming. There is a long way to go, Chunfei sauce must work hard!

"Ah, I was almost late." Panting and running to the door of the third music classroom, Chun Fei tried to calm her breath.Since being calculated that day, her tragic life of being "slaved" has officially kicked off. The future is dark, and she can already foresee her completely derailed future. "It's a good thing it's not too late, otherwise these people will definitely be thinking about it again."

She has experienced Huan's superb nagging skills, Xin's poisonous mouth, and Honey's level of pretending to be stupid, which is called high, and which is called ruthless, so that even if she suffers, she can only - smash He gritted his teeth and swallowed into his stomach.

To sum it up in one sentence - there are no normal humans in the host department.

Pushing open the door, rose petals are floating in the air, and all kinds of pleasant voices 'come together' "いらっしゃいませ!"

The faint fragrance blends in the air, rushing towards the face, making people feel refreshed, and the chorus of the sextet makes people's blood boil, looking forward to it and imagining it at the same time...

And Chunfei is extremely dark, because this is not a music classroom at all... Why does she feel like she is in Southeast Asia?

"This is where?"

"What, it turned out to be Xiaochun Fei." Just looking at her as an acquaintance, her body that was standing upright immediately turned into a 'boneless state', hanging on Xin's body, and began to eat tender tofu openly.

"That is to say, next time Chunfei comes in, can you not knock on the door, so we will really misunderstand." Xin pushed the light away, and hid behind Chong to 'take refuge'.

The main theme of the host department today is the scenery of the southern country and the beauty of Southeast Asia.The interior has completely turned into a forest park, with all kinds of wild animals running and playing wantonly, and the members of the host department are also wearing the unique ethnic costumes of Southeast Asia, which makes people feel bright, gorgeous, handsome and unique It doesn't look tacky.

Except for Huan, the five of them are all naked on the upper body, ethnic trousers on the lower half, and retro hair accessories on their heads, and Guang is because Xin has no clothes on his upper body, so as long as he catches any gaps, he will pounce on Xin. While eating tofu, her big hands kept brushing over Xin's fair body.

Ahem, although being in heat at school is despised and despised by others, Guang is giggling with great contentment.Oh ho ho ho ho, who came up with the idea today? It really won my heart.

Turning out the calendar with her, Chun Fei kept rubbing her eyes. "That's right, it's indeed the first ten days of April. But why are there still trees here!" Mother of Heaven, this is a magical world after all. A classroom that was originally good has been turned into this. What to do!

With a bang, a big fat bird landed on top of Chun Fei's head.With a big bird on her head, Chun Fei crouched alone in the corner and sighed.

"Wow... hurry up." Honey was led by Chong to run around the room, chasing the birds in the 'jungle'.Chong continued to accelerate, running exactly according to Honey's meaning.

"Hiding in the kotatsu because of the cold is just the experience of ordinary people. Why does the perfect air conditioner exist here?" Xu Wanghuan began to 'report' again, with yearning and affection on his face.By the way, there is actually no one else here, so who are you feeling affectionate for?After speaking, he took out a small golden fan and kept waving it. He wore a national prince's outfit with an excellent temperament.

"Uh..." Chunfei sighed, can I complain.

"Hehe." Seeing Chun Fei's expression at the moment, Feng Jingye smiled slightly, closed the notebook in his hand and said, "Do you want to criticize our department's plan, classmate Chun Fei with a debt of 800 million yuan."

A flash of lightning flashed by, and Jing Ye mercilessly poked Chun Fei's painful foot again.So Chun Fei, who had just cheered up, was hit again and crouched in a corner.

Xin laughed, he suspected that Chun Evening would curse Jing Ye, the iron cock, even in his dreams.When encountering a question about the interests of the host department, Jing Ye would always become extremely mean and relentless.

"Hehe, Jing Ye can't say that about our daughter~~" Xu Wanghuan came over, patted Chun Fei who was still dull in the shadows, and kept sighing with a small fan, "Daughter, mother talked too much, Don't care, don't care..."

"…………"daughter?Mother?

It is not only Chun Fei who is also in doubt, but also Guang.Guang grabbed Xin's hand and turned his eyes. "Xin, who do you think is that 'mother'?"

"Hehe, how do I know." Xin casually said perfunctoryly, but the expression 'I'm pretending, I'm pretending' was clearly written on her face.I know, but I won't tell you~~ You can bite me if you have the ability.

"You asked for it." He opened his mouth wide and bit Xin's lips, and Guang directly threw her down, pressing her on the ground and kissing wildly.

"Hey! Uh..." Xin kicked and kicked, and kept resisting but to no avail.

"It's really 'passionate'." This is Jing Ye's evaluation of Gemini. "But judging from the position, the 'mother' should be me." Obviously happy, Chun Fei stiffened, and even those people like Mao didn't shy away from being intimate!This is too exciting.

"You always know my heart best, Mom~~" Huan immediately showed the eyes of a wet puppy, blinked his big eyes constantly, raised a bright smile, and unconsciously discharged at Feng Jingye. "Fucking child..."

"Huh? Tell me what to do, the child's father..."

"We...we, let's recognize Chun Fei as a goddaughter!" With expectations in his eyes, Xu Wanghuan clasped his hands in front of his chest and clenched his fists. "Chun Feihui is an extremely filial daughter!"

"Hehe, yes." Feng Jingye expressed no objection.

But here, Chunfei finally figured out who the two of them were talking about? ?

"Hey! I don't need two fathers!" Chun Fei scratched her head, what was going on in the minds of these people. "Don't just decide other people's affairs."

"Mom, look at my daughter who is fierce to me!" Tears rushed into Feng Jingye's arms and kept crying, Huan's small face rubbed and rubbed, snot and tears... In short, she completely used Jingye's chest as a handkerchief up.

"Hehehe..." Comrade Jing Ye, who has deep eyes and a tendency to cleanliness, is about to attack. "Father... Tell me, should a good man support a family?"

"Of course!" Xu Wanghuan replied without thinking.

"So, should a good man be responsible?"

"Does it need to be said, a good man must have a sense of responsibility, and he must never let the person he loves get hurt in the slightest." Xu Wanghuan was very firm when he said it arrogantly.

"That's right." Feng Jingye nodded in satisfaction, pointing her fingertips at her chest that was 'damaged' by someone, and said with a faint smile, "Now that you've 'violated' me, should you also be responsible for me?"

"........."

"Ah, I don't make things difficult for you." Feng Jingye thought that he was a very talkative person. "Then... let's 'sell your body to pay off your debts' just like Chunfei."

"..." Chun Fei + Huan.

Is this the legendary 'father and daughter' selling themselves together to pay off their debts?

Xin interjected, "Actually, according to legend, daughters sell themselves to bury their fathers."

Continuing to be pressed down on the ground, all kinds of dissatisfaction with Guangqi on Xin's body, "I work so hard, you still have the mind to think about other people's affairs, it seems that I have to... work harder."

"Get lost!" Xin frowned, "Damn, don't touch here, a bunch of people are watching here, don't you want me to do a live version!!"

"Okay, let's go for a while." Jing Ye and Huan said in unison.

Chun Fei spurted blood, fell to the ground with a 'plop', and died completely at the age of... xx years old.