The best waste god

"Yes, otherwise, why is it such a coincidence?" Aunt Shan interjected, "Her weapon is a slingshot, and she lives outside the Great Wall. Besides, only ordinary rich and powerful families can afford gold bows and silver round iron eggs." , she is the princess of Fan Kingdom, so of course she can afford it!"

"Now we have a great opportunity. Not only can we determine whether Princess Hama is the purple-clothed masked woman who went to look for Bing Tutuo, but also find out whether the demon dragon slaying king, Yin Daoyan, is hiding in Hama Palace!"

Saying this, Nangong Haotian and the others were all refreshed.

"Senior, please tell me quickly, I wonder if my grandfather can be rescued?" Xue Bing'er asked anxiously.

"Didn't I just say that!" Fairy Jiuyou Hua said seriously, "The Master may be at the Shouliu Fairy now, if our plan succeeds, there will be no problem in rescuing the Master!"

"The great opportunity that senior said..." Shangguan Xiaowan felt a little bad, so she asked aloud.

Fairy Jiuyouhua looked at the indifferent Nangong Haotian, and said with a smile: "All of you go immediately to participate in Princess Hama's wedding ceremony..."

"We are all women, and our young master already has a young wife. Could it be that this white-haired, hunchbacked old man is going to recruit relatives?" Aunt Shan said angrily.

After saying that, he pointed at the old man angrily, and the old man spread his hands innocently, expressing that he didn't care about my business.

Liu Qingwen, Zhao Linger and Xue Binger were already stunned, even Chu Meng couldn't help but be surprised.

Fairy Jiuyouhua smiled elegantly and said: "Everyone, don't be too surprised and emotional. The way I'm talking about now is the only way. If you want to take the opportunity to enter the palace, you must know whether the demon dragon slayer is hidden in the palace, and borrow the Princess Hama's [-] iron cavalry force is the only way to save the Master from beyond the sky!"

When everyone heard that the Venerable Master was rescued from beyond the sky, they were all silent, because saving people is the main task of everyone who came here.

So Fairy Jiuyouhua planned in such a detailed way, from how everyone changed their appearance, who would take the lead first, and how to enter the top five, she planned very carefully, and talked for an hour at a time.

Unfinished, suddenly stopped, looking at everyone, as if asking for everyone's opinion.Everyone couldn't help but be amazed to see Fairy Jiuyouhua arrange things so thoughtfully, and no one could speak for a while.

After a while, Shangguan Xiaowan suddenly said decisively: "Senior's arrangement is very appropriate, we have decided to proceed according to the senior's plan!"

Seeing that Shangguan Xiaowan had made such a decision, Liu Qianwen and others were speechless, because among the four daughters, only Shangguan Xiaowan was Nangong Haotian's real fiancée.

Nangong Haotian glanced at Shangguan Xiaowan in surprise. She had shown her face a lot along the way, but she never thought that now she would let him go to a martial arts competition to recruit relatives.

I saw Fairy Jiuyouhua breathed a sigh of relief, looked at Shangguan Xiaowan, and asked solemnly: "So, the one who comes on stage first will decide on you, Miss Xiaowan?"

"Yes!" Shangguan Xiaowan said: "Except for the junior who doesn't know what it's like, the earth and sky knife Huoyanshan, other juniors can still handle it!"

As she said that, a powerful aura appeared on Shangguan Xiaowan's body, and Xue Bing'er's heart was shocked. Only then did she realize that Shangguan Xiaowan's martial arts were indeed much higher than hers!

Fairy Jiuyou Hua responded with praise, and then said forcefully: "When we arrive at the scene of Dicha Tiandao Flame Mountain, if Miss Xiaowan can handle it, she may as well try it out, but she must not win, she must see the opportunity Come down!"

Shangguan Xiaowan respectfully replied yes, and gave Nangong Haotian a hard look.

Zhao Linger said frankly: "We can also associate it with the meaning of the word Dicha Tiandao Huoyanshan..."

Aunt Shan interjected: "My old lady thinks the same way. There must be a mountain built with earth or stones in the middle. The mountain is full of torches. People in the middle of the sky throw knives downward, and people on the ground throw flying forks up the mountain." ..."

Gutou shook his head and said, "I thought it wouldn't be as simple as you said!"

Aunt Shan stared at the scene, and was about to say something, but Fairy Jiuyou Hua stopped her with a smile: "Now let's not worry about it, we will know when we arrive at the scene, anyway, it doesn't matter if Miss Xiaowan ends or not !"

Aunt Shan swallowed the words as they came to her lips.

"Now let's discuss clothing and makeup..." Fairy Jiuyouhua laughed.

Zhao Linger said: "Since we all want to pretend to be men, of course we have to wear men's clothes!"

Fairy Jiuyouhua said: "Of course, I will ask Xiaoshan to go to the town to buy after dinner, except Miss Xiaowan and Nangong Shaoxia, everyone has to make up as a young and handsome boy..."

Aunt Shan couldn't help but groaned, and said with a smile, "My old lady also wants to make up to look like a handsome young man? Then the powder on my old face should be at least two inches thick..."

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Fairy Jiuyou Hua said with a smile: "Of course you have to make up as an old servant!"

Aunt Shan pulled the old man's head and asked, "Fairy, what about him?"

When Jiuyouhua Fairy asked, her two crescent-like black eyebrows frowned.

Nangong Haotian also noticed Gutou's rickety figure, looked at Fairy Jiuyouhua, and said in a questioning tone: "Gutou is not suitable for being with juniors..."

The old man smiled and said: "I see, I'd better wait for the young master here at the fairy!"

Seeing that the final matter has been resolved, Fairy Jiuyou Hua immediately said cheerfully: "That's fine, we really need someone to guard here!"

Nangong Haotian and the others knew that Fairy Jiuyouhua would also lead Xiaoshan and Xiaoyun to visit and fight, so they couldn't say anything more.

Aunt Shan asked with concern: "What flaws should we add to our girl's face?"

Fairy Jiuyouhua said: "I want to make up two white eyebrows for Miss Xiaowan!"

At the end of the sentence, Aunt Shan praised loudly: "This trick is really wonderful. Although he looks handsome, he has a pair of white eyebrows. It's a fly in the ointment. It's a pity, a pity!"

Chu Meng said suddenly: "Anyway, the girl won't be selected, so there is no need to make up two white eyebrows!"

Fairy Jiuyouhua said sternly: "No, the girl's psychology is very subtle, if that's the case, she might be selected without going through the fifth competition!"

Having said that, many people nodded their heads.

Zhao Linger asked with concern: "Then what about brother Haotian?"

Fairy Jiuyouhua looked at Nangong Haotian for a while, and then said: "Young Hero Nangong needs to put two mustaches on his lips..."

Zhao Linger said disapprovingly: "There are mustaches growing on the mouth, so who would like it?"

Fairy Jiuyouhua smiled and said, "Your girl will have to wait five or six years to understand these mysteries. If Nangong Shaoxia presents his true face, it may make Princess Hama feel that there is a fly in the ointment!"

Aunt Shan said knowingly: "But you think my young master is much younger than her age?"

Fairy Jiuyou Hua nodded and smiled: "That's right, it's okay to be two or three years younger, but it's not so good if it's too young!"

"I think that as long as the two sides love each other, it doesn't matter how old you are!" Chu Meng seemed to have thought of something and blurted it out.

Having said that, everyone in the room looked at her.After Chu Meng finished speaking, she suddenly realized that she had slipped her words, and two patches of rosy clouds could not help but fly on her cheeks.

Fairy Jiuyouhua smiled elegantly and said, "They are young men and women who have been together all year round. If it is between two men and women who have never met before, the man is five or six years younger than the woman, it is not suitable!"

In order to understand the embarrassment, Chu Meng had no choice but to pretend to be convinced and nodded in yes, while Nangong Haotian snickered beside him, but he didn't dare to be seen by others.

Fairy Jiuyouhua continued: "However, you can't make up too old-fashionedly. It seems that 31 and [-] years old are the most suitable. Princess Hama must be satisfied at first glance!"

Having said that, it makes everyone feel uncomfortable to hear the four daughters of Shangguan Xiaowan.

Xue Binger was straightforward, and said unhappily: "Why must Princess Hama be satisfied with it?"

"Because we must succeed!" Jiuyouhua Fairy couldn't help but said: "If you can't be selected, how can you save your grandfather?"

Having said that, Xue Binger suddenly had nothing to answer!Just at this time, Xiaoshan had already brought her breakfast.

Aunt Shan and Gutou helped move the stools and tables, and accompanied Xiaoshan to the kitchen to serve food.In the breakfast room, everyone discusses some ideas, and after the meal, they start to go out to buy clothes, make up and get ready!

After one morning, everything went according to plan.

Nangong Haotian had two mustaches on his upper lip and a sparse black beard on his chin, which seemed to add a lot of adult charm.

Shangguan Xiaowan changed into another pair of crimson sword boots, plus a crimson gown, wearing a crimson warrior cap, with iron spikes on her forehead, and velvet beads on her temples. She is really a cute young man.

Indeed, the only thing that makes people feel regretful is the two snow-like white eyebrows on a pair of bright and big eyes.

Fairy Jiuyouhua and Aunt Shan are both masters of disguise, after careful makeup by the two of them, they really can't see a single flaw even though they are close at hand.

Chu Meng was made up as a middle-aged man about 40 years old, wearing a sapphire blue gown.

Liu Qianwen, Zhao Linger, and Xue Binger are all dressed up as beautiful boys, one is dark green and the other is bright red. Xue Binger is a hero wearing a silver satin hero hat, a bright flowered silver satin shirt, and a bright red dazzling waist. Jin is even more extraordinary in appearance.

Fairy Jiuyou Hua disguised herself as a middle-aged Confucian scholar in her forties, holding a folding fan. Xiaoyun stayed at home, and Xiaoshan went with her disguised as a book boy.