This elf world is kind of weird

August 8, Padiya region, Table City.

Today's international airport is also busy with flights, bringing travelers from all over the world to the largest city in Padea.

The flight from Kanto landed slowly, and a man and woman with refined temperaments walked towards the departure hall.

Empty-handed, they seemed more comfortable than the tourists who came and went after picking up their luggage.

"Sure enough, ghost-type Pokémon are really suitable companions for home travel. The shadow space is really convenient."

Caidou, who was rarely relaxed, sighed and felt a little excited.

Philio smiled slightly complacently: "Of course, but the power of Little Dream Demon is far more than that. You will know after a long time."

"Machi~"

Hearing Philio praise him, the little dream demon's four locks of hair stood up on his back and swayed lazily, without any hint of humility.

Caidou already knew the temperament of these two guys, so Caidou was not surprised. She just smiled and said: "But speaking of it, I never thought before that Miss Nazi's temperament is so... straightforward."

Being polite, she thought for a long time before she came up with such an appropriate neutral word, and looked at Filio teasingly.

Even if he understood, he pretended not to understand. Filio shook his head and complained: "You are the tougher one than I've seen. Fortunately, Senior Gejihua captured her in advance... I was even afraid that she would be there now." Stop me at the airport.”

"You, why do these words sound like showing off?" Looking at Filio's soaring expression, Caidou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Let's go, first find Mr. Genia who agreed to pick him up at the airport."

"That's right, but I heard that he is a fan of Old Man Damu. Do you think he is as unreliable as him?"

Shrugging his shoulders, Filio took the lead and said casually.

Caidou thought about it seriously: "Hmm... is it possible?"

Philio raised his eyebrows: "You really don't give this old man face, he will be sad when he hears it."

"I didn't learn this from you~"

A ray of bright warmth rose up on the girl's cheeks that should have been as cold as ice, and her beautiful big eyes blinked, which was actually a bit playful.

"I don't..."

"Hello~! Good morning! Are you Filio and Caido?"

Philio was about to defend himself, but before he could finish his words, an energetic female voice and "ta-da-da" footsteps came from behind.

He turned his head and saw a handful of green highlights at first glance, which was particularly eye-catching.

After going around in circles, it turned out that the person who came to pick her up was not the research mad Genia, but the martial arts idiot Sun Wukong (crossed out) Nimo from Padia.

As soon as he raised his hand to say hello, an unexpected surprise happened.

"Hey - be careful! Get out of the way!"

Perhaps because she was excited and ran a few steps faster, Nemo, who was struggling with physical strength and a little uncoordinated in her hands and feet, slipped and stumbled over with her teeth and claws bared.

"careful!"

In such an occasion, it was natural for the extremely reliable Miss Caidou to step forward. She stepped forward with a strong step and held the unbalanced Nemo firmly.

"Um...thank you!"

The crisis was over, and Nemo, who was out of breath after just running a few steps, wiped the sweat on her forehead. Her interest was not affected at all, and she looked at the two of them happily.

"Are you Filio and Caido? Welcome to Padea! I'm Nemo. Teacher Genia is busy doing a research, so I came to pick you up! I heard that you are all good at fighting. , I hope to have a good competition if I have the chance!"

Sunshine's smile made the few freckles on his face look lively. The unexpected pick-up person extended his hand generously, and as soon as they met, he made a date that was completely in line with his character.

It's obviously a bit greener than expected, but the attributes of a crush (crossed out) and a battle-crazy character are already evident.

However, perhaps he and Cai Dou, who also likes practical training, got along unexpectedly.

At least in Philio's eyes, the fighting girl's face showed some uncontrollable joy.

"This is..."

"No problem, I also want to experience the strength of the Padia region! Please do your best! Philio should have the same idea, right?"

Filio was still thinking about avoiding it, but Caidou, who couldn't wait, had already accepted it and looked at his traveling companion with big eyes.

"...Ah, yes."

Speaking of which, looking at Caidou's excited expression, Filio could only agree.

It doesn't matter if you don't give up, the secret love that goes its own way is ready to go.
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The three of them had a non-procrastinating temperament. After a brief exchange of pleasantries, mainly deciding on the business of "finding a time to fight", they left the airport neatly and took the academy's special car.

As the car drove on the road, looking at Nemo who was humming an unknown ditty out of joy, Filio thought of a question that he wanted to figure out no matter what.

"Nemo, I have heard about your Padia College, Orange College and Grape College before. What is going on?"

"Aha, I knew you would ask this! Many people who come to Padea for the first time will ask! Well! Then I will explain it to you~"

Nemo laughed, turned her head from the passenger seat, and as if it was true, she deliberately cleared her throat and told this interesting anecdote about the history of the college.

In fact, Orange Academy and Grape Academy are the names of the colleges that once existed and still exist today.

The two names originated from two school emblems conceived by a principal long ago, spread along with his best-selling memoirs, and over time, became a folk legend.

But to this day, there are still two trends within the college that advocate tradition and modernity. When they do not give in to each other, they refer to themselves as oranges and grapes respectively.

But the official name of the college is still the regular Pardean College, which has been around 800 years since its establishment.

"Eight hundred years is a long history. It is not an exaggeration to say that we have witnessed the development of Padia!"

Talking about the long history of the college, Nemo, a native of Padia and the president of the student council, was full of pride, and became even more proud after receiving the support of the two people.

But soon she thought of something again, and asked with a smile: "Would you two go shopping in Desotai City first? Once Mr. Genia is immersed in research, he will not be aware of time for a while. Oh~"

"That's it, let me think about it..." Filio held his chin and pondered for a moment. Looking at Nemo's big shining eyes, he understood something and shook his head, "I'm more interested in school, and you guys Are you two going to have a spar? It just so happens that I can use this time to visit an old friend for my father."

"Okay! Then let's go to the academy! I can't wait to play against Caidou!"

If the happy Nemo had not been in the car, she would have jumped three feet high. Even with the safety belt restrained, she would have almost thrown herself out.

Although her physical strength is very low, she still prefers fighting rather than shopping - this is the case for people who may feel tired after walking for a while.

But if it's a battle, it's like she doesn't know what fatigue is.

There is nothing more wonderful than the human body.

After dealing with Nemo, who was very good at reading minds, the driver, who had long been accustomed to this, stepped on the accelerator and quickly rushed along the spacious street to the academy in the center of the city.

It was peaceful all the way.

As an area where no villain organization in the traditional sense has ever appeared, the pace of life in Padia is more comfortable and comfortable than that in Carlos.

When the car stopped in front of the ridiculously high steps of Padiya College, the tall, brown-skinned beauty had been waiting for some time.

"We haven't seen each other for two or three years, right, little Philio? This guy Kamal is always showing off to us."

Seeing Nemo trotting away holding Caidou (although it soon became Caidou carrying Nemo), he caught Filio off guard with a powerful and heavy dribbling.

"...It's been a long time indeed, Teacher Leihe. My father also asked me to say hello to you on his behalf."

Although this was not the first time he felt such an impact, Filio was still a little overwhelmed by the unrestrained attitude of his father's friend, who nodded politely and said hello.

"You've grown a lot taller and are now a real big boy!" Leihe patted her shoulder affectionately and smiled brightly, "Come on, come to my office. I'm very curious about that person's name." What about Priscilla’s cute little girl!”

After saying that, without waiting for Philio to reply, she took the lead and walked towards the academy three or two steps at a time.

The Padia Academy is a complex building that looks like a magic academy. The stairs and corridors are twisted and twisted. Sometimes they can be regarded as regular, and sometimes the design ideas are completely unclear.

Even Philio, who has superpowers, is confused when walking, not to mention the two little guys, Dream Demon and Sun Eevee, who can get lost at the beginning.However, for Leihe, who has worked and lived here for many years, every staircase and every room is naturally a treasure trove, and she did not forget to look back and tease Filio, who is famous for his sensory abilities.

But the good times didn't last long. When she stepped into her office, which had not been tidied up for a long time and was already quite messy, the offensive and defensive momentum immediately reversed.

"Teacher Lei He, your living habits are still as unrestrained as before. No wonder your father always says that everyone who goes on field explorations with you has a hard time."

"Ma~qi~"

"Buy!"

The expressions of the big one and the little one were instantly synchronized, and even the always well-behaved and lovable Taiyang Ibrahimovic showed a narrow look.

A blush of embarrassment spread on the face of the old senior who was almost the same age as Aunt Kona.

"Ba...Bali?!"

In the corridor, the magic wall doll responsible for cleaning happened to pass by. Seeing the mess in the office, he was shocked and waved his little hand.

"Whoosh--whoosh"

The two people who had just been chatting and laughing were completely unable to resist the provocative cleaning staff and were thrown out of the house.

Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of noise.

The "King's Treasure" composed of various cleaning tools dances like flying in the hands of the magic wall puppet. In an instant, the messy and dusty room becomes completely new.

"...Your Magic Wall Doll has quite a personality."

Grinning, Filio looked at the imposing Magic Wall Doll and rubbed his butt, dumbfounded.

"This is the housekeeping team that Principal Clavell hired after he took office. It's the one with a better temper..."

After thinking about the other Pokémon who were meticulous about hygiene, Leihe held her forehead and spoke in a difficult tone.

Unrestrained, she felt a little desperate.

After a period of "Balibabali" lectures, the magic wall puppet holding the mop left with satisfaction, leaving the two of them with an office that was as clean as new and not even remotely similar to before.

Leihe, who took this opportunity to complete her psychological construction, ignored the teasing from her juniors and sat down in her seat carelessly. She ordered Filio to make tea and water, and did not forget to ask about Priscilla, whom she was most interested in. .

After learning that "Teacher Thumbelina of the University of Miami" was really an intelligent being from ancient times, the enthusiastic history buff showed an expression like a hungry wolf that had not eaten for three days.

It is no exaggeration to say that her eyes almost glowed green, and she wished she could get on the earliest flight to kill Carlos.

Unfortunately, thinking of Yeci's smiling face and the nagging new principal who was a sophomore, she gave up the idea for the sake of her career.

"Ugh……"

The repeated sighs told her bitterness.

However, it was only for a short while. Her interest came and went quickly, and she quickly adjusted herself. She leaned back and said lazily:
"That little girl can only go on vacation next year. It's a pity... Speaking of which, has it been decided that Kamal-senpai will go to Sinnoh for inspection? I'm so envious. I also want to hug Sirona's lap and travel at public expense. "

"It's settled. In the autumn and winter of this year, people from the institute have already gone ahead to set up outposts."

Ignoring the second half of Reha's dangerous but correct sentence, Filio smiled and nodded.

"At that time, the snow layer in the Sinnoh Mountains was thicker and more frozen, which was more conducive to scientific research than in the spring and summer when large and small landslides often occur."

"I'm so envious. I wish I could go too. It's all because of this ruthless guy Yeci! How can I go out and do research with only such a small amount of leave in a year?!"

Speaking of Ye Ci, Lei He clenched her fists, but she only dared to say a few bad words in her office.

The corners of Filio's mouth twitched slightly: "But, as far as I know, you have more than three months of paid vacation per year, right?"

"Yes, how can it be enough? It will take me a month or two to go to Beishang Township, right? It's not easy for me to not be able to go with the students!"

Lei He felt confident, then her eyes widened, and her words contained a hint of danger and threat.

"That's not right, little Philio, why do you sound like you are not on my side?"

As she said that, she had already stood up, stretched out her claws, and was ready to give Filio a full massage on his face, just like when he was in a daze when he was a child.

It's a pity that Philio is no longer the same as before. With a deft retreat, he avoided the surprise attack of this elder who didn't look like an elder and sat aside calmly.

"Hey...you are not as cute as you were when you were a child."

After grabbing her twice with hatred, Lei He sat down on the desk and changed the subject under the gaze of Filio, who was half-smiling but not smiling.

"But, that's good, at least you look energetic. When will your secret mission start? If you need my help, feel free to ask. If it's related to those cute ancient Pokémon, just ask me~"

"And listening to your history class, right?"

"Yes, history is very fascinating, especially ancient legends, which are much more interesting than boring modern history!"

Reha had no scruple in saying the disrespectful words that would make a modern historian's blood pressure rise, and Filio nodded repeatedly.

The two people, who also had a background in mythology, reached an unprecedented agreement on this aspect, and the room suddenly showed an atmosphere of orderliness and harmony.

"Teacher Leihe is still the same as she was a few years ago. Nothing has changed. She doesn't look like someone in her thirties... She is simply the academic version of Kona-senpai."

Looking at Lei He's free and easy back, Filio weighed the black card in his hand and smiled to himself.

After a long chat, Leihe, who still had classes to attend, left first. Before leaving, she even left her faculty card for Filio, which was extra thoughtful.

Shrugging his shoulders, he had nothing to do and was going to check on Nemo and Caidou.

I don’t know who can win. The current Iron Secret Love is probably not particularly powerful yet...

Thinking like this, Philio paced lazily and walked down along the route he came from.

Before walking a few steps, I heard a deafening cheer, coming from outside the teaching building, even the thick walls with full sound insulation effect could not stop it.

His eyes lit up, and Filio, who was a little more interested and curious, quickened his pace and trotted all the way to the square.

As expected, it was Caidou and Nemo who attracted cheers and applause.

However, when he walked into the sunshine again, the competition seemed to be over. The exciting and fierce duel attracted a large number of students from the academy, blocking the perimeter of the battlefield.

The two people in the center of the field waved to the onlookers, but there was no reason to tell just from their expressions.

"I didn't expect that there would be a player in the school who could compete with a genius like President Nemo. Do you recognize that girl?"

"She is not from our school. She is a fellow villager of the Fairy Queen. She is from Galar, and she is the champion of the conference over there."

"That's the kind of senior Vivian? But she seems to be much more powerful..."

"..."

The chattering sound of discussion echoed in Filio's ears, but there was no valuable news, but it was a bit noisy.

Looking at the crowds on the three floors inside and outside, it felt like I was back at the fan meeting when I first met Nazi.

Philio moved his muscles and bones, preparing to rush in and meet the two of them, gossip in person, and ask what happened.

But before he could put this idea into practice, a slightly cold hand gently pressed on his shoulder.

Turning his head to look, what caught his eye was the jet-black long hair, followed immediately by a soft but tall figure.

"This is the first time we meet, Philio. Perhaps I should introduce myself first. I am Yeci, the president of the Padia Alliance and the chairman of the board of directors of this school. Welcome you and Miss Caidou to Padia. Padian Academy. I was delayed by something earlier. Nice to see you."

Her smile is gentle and light, but her temperament still looks majestic. Even if she doesn't speak, she will undoubtedly become the focus of attention.

"I already understand the missions of you and Caidou very clearly. How about asking you two to go to the school with me to communicate about the detailed matters? Although I can understand the mood of young people to have a good fight, but...here After all, it’s not a good place to talk, right?”

"Of course, I'll excuse you then. President Yeci, please give me some advice."

Philio lowered his head slightly, expressing his respect for this strong man who held many positions and almost single-handedly supported the Padia region. (End of chapter)