This elf world is kind of weird

"boom--"

There was a loud noise, and the steel jaws and the alloy carapace met narrowly.

The fierce metal collision is always simple, direct and rough. Faced with the innate power of the big-mouthed baby, Kapu Mingming, who was caught in the attack and lost sight of the other, just made a slight mistake and was thrown away by the iron head, spinning into the air.

Feeling the numbness all over his body and looking at the Venus spinning in front of his eyes, Kapu Mingming glanced at the Big Mouth Baby and Sun Eevee below with fear. No matter how provoking they were, he wisely chose to avoid the fight and looked dejectedly. Run back to Filio.

Sitting cross-legged, the patron saint of broken pots picked up the energy cube and ate it, turning a deaf ear to everything around him.

On the other side, the Dream Demon is fighting one against six, and is fighting a fierce battle with his companions led by Emperor Nabo on this extinct volcano that has been silent for thousands of years.

Relying on the powerful power brought by the evolution of bonds, it can cope with the tide of combined attacks with ease. Even Mega Hu Di and Mega Lucario, commanded by Nazi and Korni personally, can't do anything about it and can dodge and move around. unscathed.

Broken rocks, swaying grass and trees, and the howling wind on the top of the mountain formed the main theme of the past week.

With the perfect venue, perfect sparring partners, and ample energy replenishment, even Nazhi, who was not very enthusiastic about training, showed up her long-lost fighting spirit and started training together with Hu Di, which was quite hard for her.

The only flaw may be Kapu Mingming.

Under the seemingly endless physical strength and training subjects of Philio and his team, it felt the unevenness of the world, and suddenly it became much more haggard.

It thought it was warlike and crazy, but for the first time it realized that it might be a pacifist.

Under the fierce pursuit of a group of Pokémon led by Big Mouth, it had even forgotten its plan to regain its dignity from Dream Demon.

The most terrifying thing is that even its energy accumulation, which has not grown for hundreds of years, has loosened a bit under the repeated battles.

It is self-evident what this symbolizes for a god who is born powerful, has few needs, and is extremely difficult to achieve growth.

Seeing the vicissitudes of life on Kapu Mingming's face, who could only eat to cover up his inner pain, Filio, who knew well that "don't cut leeks too hard", decided to give it a little sweetness after some thought.

When he walked to a deserted place, he quietly took out the suit that Kukui had given him when he parted.

Open it gently, and under the clear silver-gray, a clear light golden pattern stretches out.

This is a unique specialty of Vera Volcano. It has been accumulated over tens of thousands of years in the Alola region, and has been blessed by the gods and deeply processed. It is a precious treasure, Vera Ancient Alloy.

For Filio, who considers himself a skilled craftsman, a key task of the trip to Alola is to find this magical metal and then use it in the machine weapon that he is proud of.

He originally wanted to study it by himself, but after looking at Kapu Mingming who was crying without tears, and remembering its hobbies similar to his own, he couldn't bear it, and finally decided to share the good things with his friends.

The tip of his nose twitched slightly and he smelled the unique smell of metal. Filio opened his eyes and waved in the direction of Kapu Mingming.

"Kapu Mingming, come here, there is something interesting!"

"Kakko?"

Kapu Mingming, who was holding a small snack and "squeaking" and feasting on it, raised his head suspiciously, took a look from a distance, and immediately felt the faint smell of sulfur that naturally escapes from the depths of the volcano.

The fatigue on his face was wiped away, and with a "swish" sound, the curious creature suddenly became interested, turned into a black afterimage, and ran directly to Philio's side, eyes wide and fixed. He looked at the metal in front of him.

The silver-white luster reveals a bit of chill, and the light golden lines highlight the heat that cannot be emitted from the Wela Volcano and can only be partially transmitted through high-temperature steam. Compared with sleeping underground, Kapu Diedie regards it as the best toy. The ore and alloy in front of him made him even more delighted.

The god of war must naturally be an excellent craftsman who is good at making weapons. The hard shell made of steel was struck repeatedly in excitement, and even his breathing became a little heavier.

"I have a machine weapon. It was originally made of Alidos' poisonous thread and light steel, but it was not very strong, so I have been looking for someone to help me improve it. I wonder if you are interested?"

Seeing Kapu Mingming's eagerness to give it a try, Felio didn't hold back and directly extended the invitation.

"Kakko! Kakko!!!"

As expected, before he even finished his words, Kapu Mingming, who had had enough of fighting every day, excitedly raised his arms and ran directly behind Filio, pushing him hard all the way. Trot and run towards your "secret base".

"Wait a moment, don't worry! We haven't finished talking yet!" Filio, who was stumbling, finally managed to stabilize his body, quickly held down Kapu Mingming, who was impatient, and said slowly, "And I also have a question about energy. The idea of ​​​​the cube recipe should also be based on local materials here to see if we can design cubes that are more delicious than the ones you have eaten before."

Although he hasn’t had much time to work together since he left Padia Academy, as the journey progresses, Philio still masters the advanced general-purpose energy cube formula that Director Nils gave him. There are also many new ideas.

Compared to the attribute-specific energy cubes that he preferred before, the longer he took to make them, the more he realized the value of the general-purpose cubes.

Especially after walking his own path under the guidance of Arceus, he suddenly realized that although the so-called "attribute specialization" energy cubes played an important role, they were all functional.

In contrast, it is better to do your own "one trick" first, find an effective master-level energy cube, make a breakthrough at the level, trace the source, and find the most essential advantages instead of branching out. As the field continues to be refined, it is easy to be limited.

"...Kakko? Kakko Kakko!"

Although he didn't quite understand what Filio meant, he looked at the energy cube in his hand and thought about what he said was "more delicious". Kapu Mingming immediately beamed with joy and raised his arms in cheers.

As the best gourmet in Alola (self-proclaimed), his pursuit of delicious food never stops!
Holding hands, talking and laughing, one person and one Pokémon disappeared into the forest in the blink of an eye, heading towards the secret base that Kapu Mingming mentioned.

The so-called secret base is actually a branch of Melemele Garden. It grows freely in the mountains and has all kinds of fruits, plants and interesting things that Kapu Mingming likes.

Big Mouth Baby and Taiyang Eevee, who had originally planned to fight again, were puzzled when they saw this scene. They tilted their heads and thought for a long time.

After being together for so long, this is the first time they know that these two guys have such a good relationship.

"That big wood must be thinking of some bad ideas, don't pay attention to him!"

Just after finishing the sparring session with the little dream monster, Korni came over while wiping her sweat, picked up the big-mouthed baby, and made love with her head. She looked at Philio's retreating back and saw his little thoughts at a glance. end.

"Qi Duo!"

"Buy~"

Big Mouth Baby was convinced, and Taiyang Eevee also nodded in agreement. He walked over to Nazhi who was sitting cross-legged in the forest with her eyes closed and meditating. She closed her eyes, lay down quietly, and used her super powers to resonate with her.

Nazi's superpower is unparalleled in the world. Not only is it powerful, but it is also extremely special in nature, allowing it to gain something.

This is something no one can do except Mewtwo and Philio.

Even if it seems to it at this moment, this power is no longer beyond imagination, it is still mysterious and charming.

A few hours later, when Filio and Kapu Mingming returned home carrying large and small bags, the sound of clanking began to echo in the war relics, and it has since become a daily must-have item.

Every morning, the regular sound never stops. Once it starts, no one is seen for two or three hours. Soon, Kapu Mingming and Filio have a smell of fireworks that cannot be blown away by the wind.

And so it goes for another week.
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"Bowman!"

"Bam—"

In the early morning, a majestic roar echoed on the top of the mountain. The burly dragon descended from the sky, swift and fierce, and hit the sharp rock with its head, smashing it to pieces.

On the other side, the big-mouthed baby sat cross-legged on the ground, adjusting his breathing, integrating his body with the environment of the temple, and letting the magical island aura seep into his body unconsciously, achieving a subtle harmony.

Suddenly, it opened its eyes, its delicate eyes sank slightly, stood up, and in a flash, rushed to the open space outside the temple.

"Chiduo!——"

"click"

In the scream, the jaws danced, and the boulders placed on the flat ground broke into countless small pieces and scattered all over the ground.

But in the dilapidated scene, a small pecan still stood firmly behind the remains of the boulder, undamaged.

The rich vitality is densely packed on the body surface of the big mouth baby, hidden but not revealed.

"Well done! What a great shot!"

Philio, who stood quietly under the shade of the tree, shouted loudly, his eyes full of relief and joy.

Such exquisite use of power marks that Big Mouth Baby has finally regained complete control over his body's strength and energy, and also brings a successful conclusion to the overall special training of his partners.

Most of the minor hidden dangers brought about by the rapid increase in strength have been solved through hundreds of actual battles with Kapu Mingming's fearless dedication.

The rest can no longer be achieved quickly, but requires accumulation over time and practice in actual combat.

At this moment, as the biggest hero in half a month, Kapu Mingming is hovering not far away, holding two large boxes of energy cubes in each hand and chewing them hard, sometimes smiling happily, sometimes frowning.

The light fragrance floats in the wind and spreads far away.

He laughs when he eats delicious food, and gets angry when he eats defective food, but nothing is wasted. The outspoken patron saint of the island seems to have gained a little weight in just a few days.

Seeing that Big Mouth Baby's training was finally a success, he raised his neck in a happy mood, poured half of the box of cubes into his mouth, chewed it hard, and swallowed it with a "gulp" sound.

"Kakko!"

Patting Filio on the shoulder, Kapu Mingming, who has picky tastes, looked serious.

There is no progress this time and we need to continue to work hard.

Before Philio could pretend to be angry and give him a cold look, the clever little guy quickly ran over to the big-mouthed kid, looking left and right while laughing.

The annoying sound echoed in the ears of the big-mouthed baby, which made it a little irritated, and a small tic-tac-toe appeared on its forehead.

"Qi Duo!"

Finally, the already grumpy Big Mouth boy glared, swung his jaws out, and struck Kapu Mingming on the forehead with lightning speed.

"Boom-"

Kapu Mingming fell to the ground with a sound, a big round lump bulged on his head, and tears immediately filled the corners of his eyes.

Seeing this scene, Korni laughed so hard that she ran up and picked up the big-mouthed baby. She suppressed her laughter and joked:
"It's very rude to stare at a lady like this. Have you learned your lesson this time?"

"Chiduo~!"

The big-mouthed boy also nodded vigorously, jumped down from Korni's arms, walked towards Filio, raised his little hand, and smiled reservedly.

"Kake..."

Kapu Mingming lay flat on the ground, innocent and aggrieved.

"You guys, just bully it! It will be fun if it ignores you later."

Philio felt a little amused and said half-jokingly while rubbing the big-mouthed baby's smooth little head.

"But speaking of which, Kapu Mingming, would you like to go to another island with us? For example, to a certain pink little guy who often plays pranks on you?"

"Kakko?"

Kapu Mingming thought for a moment, and his eyes lit up.

He thought about the "magic weapon" he had carefully crafted this week. Wouldn't it be such a waste if he didn't use such a fun thing for revenge...if he didn't use it to share it with good friends?
"Kakko!"

Without hesitation, Kapu Mingming stood up with a crisp and clean carp kick, and angrily beat his chest in agreement.
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Less than a day after leaving the war relics, Filio and his entourage rushed early in the morning, and after bidding farewell to Dr. Kukui, they boarded the yacht heading to Akala Island.

Under the speed of Captain Rotom, in just a few hours, Li Zi waiting at the dock appeared in the sight of several people.

As the queen of the island, she will serve as Philio's guide and introducer on this trip, introducing him to the moody and willful patron saint, Kapu Diedie.

But before they met, she just saw the undisguised electric light on the yacht from a distance, and she knew that her visit this time was most likely in vain.

Akala Island, a forest path leading to the remains of life.

Li Zi walked on the forest path with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

Beautiful high heels are beautiful, but they are also somewhat inconvenient.

"You must be careful. The roads here are not very easy to walk, and Kapu Diedie often moves around nearby."

While walking, she did not forget to remind Filio a few things about Akala Island and Kapu Diedie.

Similar to yet different from Kapu Mingming, who is outspoken and likes to play pranks, Kapu Diedie is a patron saint with a very special temper.

Although he has an innocent character, he is completely different from human values ​​​​and sometimes shows a cruel appearance.

Even Li Zi often suffers from some strange and exaggerated pranks, some of which are quite dangerous.

Thinking of Dr. Kukui's numerous instructions on the phone yesterday, Lizzy's expression was a little complicated.

She said she wanted to provide assistance to Philio, but she didn't know how else she could help.

After all...even the God of War came with him.

Thinking like this, I got distracted and my high heels got stuck in a small crack on the mountain road.

"……Eh?"

His face instantly stiffened, and his body leaned forward with inertia.

"ah!"

There was a scream, and Li Zi was caught off guard and fell to the road with a "chirp".

Still in a miserable posture, face down, straight on the dirt road.

In an instant, the dust was flying.

"Miss Lizzy? Are you okay?"

Filio hurriedly took a few steps forward, stretched out his hand to help her up, and said with concern.

However, perhaps because of the unique physique of the Alola people, Lizi got up calmly.

"Um...I...I'm fine...let's continue."

Touching her nose that was slightly red from the impact, and wiping off the dust on her body, the dizzy Lizi waved her hand, shook her head, and continued to walk forward on her high heels.

One foot is deep and the other is shallow, and the stumbling back looks very strange. "So...can't you just change your shoes?"

Filio murmured in a low voice, expressing the confusion shared by Korni and Nazhi behind him.

Maybe... this is also a kind of persistence, just like the stuffed dolls in a certain Kanto aunt's house.

Seeing the miserable appearance of the person in front of him, Philio didn't dare to say anything or ask, so he could only follow him hurriedly.

In the quiet mountains and forests, a few people walked slowly towards the depths of the inaccessible island.

At the same time, in the trees in the mountains, a cute dark pink figure was sitting on a lush tree, tilting her little head, observing secretly through the gaps in the branches of the tree.

Looking at the little dream demon who was swaying and humming, and Kapu Mingming, whom she hadn't seen for several months, the corners of Kapu Diedie's mouth curled up slightly.

Why don't you give your long-lost old friend a little scare... No, it's a surprise!
It already has a good idea in its mind.

With a little hand, the branches and leaves of the big tree began to tremble slightly with a rustling sound.

Within a moment, Kapu Diedie emerged from the top of the tree and rose into the air with the help of her superpower disguise, her whole body turned transparent.

Using the protective color on its body as a cover, the slender and beautiful patron saint flew to the front of the path that several people must pass, observing them at leisure.

Especially Li Zi who fell down again unknowingly.

"Tite..."

Dots of scale powder sprinkled from the sky. They were not conspicuous under the sunlight, but they hid a dangerous atmosphere.

It is going to give these guys who come to play without saying hello a little greeting.

Like... an exhausting marathon?
The more I thought about it, the happier I felt, and Kapu Diedie began to dance in mid-air.

But while it was happy, it didn't notice a lavender figure walking among the crowd.

The ultimate nemesis of all pranksters.

"Buy?"

The long tail that flicked gently trembled slightly, and Taiyang Eevee, who was taking a leisurely walk, raised his head.

The big talking eyes narrowed slightly without any trace, and specks of powder came into view.

Keenly aware of the strange aura, the vigilant little Eevee immediately stepped forward, "ouch" and grabbed Filio's trousers.

"Buy!"

Raise your front paws and point to the sky.

"Hmm... give it a little gift in return?"

"Buy~"

Filio nodded slightly, and Taiyang Eevee immediately understood and gently bit his calf with a sweet smile.

He ran a few steps quickly and came to the front of the team. Under the surprised gaze of Kapu Diedie, he kicked off the ground gracefully, stretched his body, and leaped high.

The slender figure just met the scale powder falling from the sky, and the color of super powers flashed in the sun.

"Swish"

With the combined force of mental strength and the properties of the magic mirror, the dust that wanted to play a prank on Filio and his group turned back at several times the speed and pounced on Kapu Diedie in the air.

"Tute!"

With a cry of surprise, Kapu Diedie showed up in panic and hurriedly fled to the rear.

Even it doesn't want to be touched by this kind of dust that will take away its physical strength, even though the scale powder comes from itself.

"Kakko! Kakko Kakko Kakko!"

On the ground, Kapu Mingming burst out laughing extremely wildly, holding his belly and almost falling to the ground.

"Hey eh? What's wrong?!"

The exaggerated reaction startled Lizi, and she quickly raised her head and followed Kapu Mingming's gaze.

He happened to meet the eyes of Kapu Diedie in the sky.

"Kapu..."

"Tute!"

Seeing that he was caught red-handed by his own island king, Kapu Diedie turned his head proudly.

Pretending not to see Li Zi who was about to greet him, it became angry and fell from the sky.

The vast super power carries the wrath of nature.

It directly launched a surprise attack on Sun Eevee.

Kapu Diedie is determined to teach this little guy with super powers who ruined his good deeds and the evil-minded companion behind him a lesson.

Facing the menacing wrath of nature, Philio calmly reached out and slapped his head on the head.

"March!"

The Dream Demon, who couldn't wait for a long time, got the permission and immediately attacked. In the blink of an eye, he was beside Sun Eevee and stood side by side with him.

"Super attack! Push it back!"

With a confident smile, Filio waved his hand gently and gave the order loudly.

"March!"

"Buy!"

A vast ocean of superpowers surged in the air, and deep purple-black light balls condensed within it.

In the face of the mammoth wrath of nature, Dream Demon and Sun Eevee did not dodge or dodge. Instead, they turned against the enemy and took the initiative to meet them. They attacked head-on with unparalleled combinations of skills.

"boom---"

As Li Zi was stunned, the menacing wrath of nature collapsed instantly, but the surging river did not calm down, and it hit Kapu Diedie who was unable to dodge.

Faced with such an offensive, his delicate body immediately collapsed. He screamed and flew back, falling onto the soft soil in the forest with stars in his eyes.

Until this moment, Kapu Diedie still didn't understand what happened.

When it raised its head staggeringly and opened its eyes, little Eevee's smiling face was already close at hand.

Although he smiled gently, Kapu Diedie was inexplicably frightened, as if... he had encountered a natural enemy.

"Tee!——"

The shrill screams frightened countless birds. The frightened Kapu Diedie turned around and ran away, disappearing into the depths of the jungle.

"Buy~"

The most heart-wrenching thing was that when Kapu Diedie was escaping, Sun Eevee did not forget to raise his front paws, and together with the smiling little dream demon, waved gently towards its retreating back.

"Kake! Kake~!"

Seeing Kapu Diedie in such a state of embarrassment, Kapu Mingming laughed so hard that he was out of breath. He put an arm on Filio's shoulder, and he didn't look like a patron saint. A pair of bad friends.

In the following time, Kapu Diedie, who had recovered from the shock, was still not convinced. He always stayed close to a few people and tried every means to launch an attack.

Scale powder, traps, and sneak attacks with super powers, but no matter what kind of tricks they are, they are all trivial in front of Sun Eevee.

With a wave of his hand, Kapu Diedie's endless tricks were kept unchanged and easily resolved with the help of super powers and magic mirrors.

Not only that, once he seizes the opportunity, the magic reflection effect of the reverse attack will make Kapu Diedie disgraced.

"I'm really sorry, this child is indeed a bit willful..."

Such a reluctant look made Li Zi feel a little embarrassed, and she awkwardly apologized to the three of them.

Philio didn't pay much attention to it, but looked at Kapu Diedie with great interest, who had suffered repeated defeats and defeats.

The gray-faced little guy was hiding in the woods at the moment, gnashing his teeth and looking at the sun Eevee with fear, and started a new round of "battle of wits and courage" with it.

[Innocent and somewhat cruel]

After close contact, Philio gained a new understanding of this evaluation.

As the reclusive patron saint of the island and a symbolic totem of life, Kapu Butterfly and Kapu Mingming are two completely different Pokémon.

She also has a naughty character who likes to play pranks, but Kapu Diedie has more of the temperament of an inexperienced young lady and lacks a sense of propriety.

"Machi~!"

After understanding Filio's thoughts, the little dream demon staggered closer to him, eager to try, wanting to go up and show off his hand.

"Be honest."

Filio's face was expressionless, and his big hand shot out like lightning, catching the dream monster on the spot who was about to cause trouble again.

In the midst of its chirping protests, Filio whispered: "It's not so willful, but it does go its own way. After all, Kapu Diedie has a side that symbolizes death. This is also in line with your legend of Alola, the God of Life. He is also the god of death, two halves of the same being."

"Do you actually know the mythological allusions of our Alola?"

Lizzy blinked, curious and confused.

Even she only knew such a story from the murals and records of past island kings after she became the queen of the island.

Philio shook his head and said modestly: "Thanks to my father's words and deeds, I have a little understanding of mythology, and I happen to know a little."

"One~dot~dot~!"

Korni smiled maliciously, stretched out her right hand, and pinched her thumb and index finger together gently.

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Nazi also covered her mouth and smiled softly, her eyes full of teasing and narrow-mindedness.

"So that's it...I thought it was only Miss Sirona..."

Li Zi showed a bit of surprise, her red lips were slightly raised, and she looked a bit natural, which was in sharp contrast to the look of a mature big sister.

When there is no battle, her reactions are always half a beat slower than ordinary people, and her brain circuit is also quite strange.

Ignoring Kearni and Nazi's teasing, Filio waved his hands indifferently and said: "Compared with Sirona, it is indeed a little bit, but I don't intend to be a scholar. Rather than looking for history in books, I would rather experience it myself, right, Kapu Mingming?"

With that said, he picked up the dream demon and looked at Kapu Mingming who was ready to go.

Their eyes met, and it, which is also good at being funny, immediately understood.

"Kake!!!"

The corner of his mouth grinned in an exaggerated arc, and he took out a black cylinder from his arms like a magic trick. The patron saint who had been waiting for a long time nodded heavily to Philio.

That look of being unable to hold back his excitement is somewhat similar to that of the wind fairy.

In the distance, Kapu Diedie, who was fighting fiercely with Sun Eevee, felt cold all over for no reason.

"Tute!"

It shivered instinctively, and subconsciously raised its vigilance as it looked around, its big bright eyes focused.

"Buy!"

Taking this opportunity, Taiyang Eevee dodged and rushed in front of Kapu Diedie. With a flick of his long tail, he tied it tightly and pulled it to his side. He exposed his pink little tongue and let out a "squeak" , and lightly licked the other person's face.

Facts have proved that not only the wind fairy, but also for Pokémon with this kind of little devil personality, Sun Eevee is an all-round nemesis.

No matter when, nature's special attack on the little devil is always effective.

"Tee...Tee!——"

In an instant, a fiery blush quickly appeared on her already pink cheeks. The panicked Kapu Diedie hurriedly broke away from the restraints, and like an arrow from a string, she didn't even bother to turn around, and flew backwards into the depths of the jungle. Fleeed.

The brain is also blank and has lost the ability to function.

While fleeing in a hurry, it lost its sense of control and did not notice that Filio and Kapu Mingming, who were still in the crowd just now, had quietly appeared behind it.

"Whoosh-"

A soft sound suddenly came from behind.

The cold wind blows far away.

Sensing the crisis, Kapu Diedie turned around suddenly, but only had time to see a huge black shadow.

The overwhelming net quickly expanded in front of its eyes and pressed down from the air. The angle was tricky and sinister, blocking all its escape routes.

"Tee!——"

Screams were heard, and Kapu Diedie, who had nowhere to hide, was firmly trapped in the net and fell to the ground. (End of chapter)